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[07:21:50] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg https://gifdb.com/images/high/tip-of-the-hat-379-x-498-gif-u6qp7hn8759a4efw.webp

[07:22:00] Mikoolo https://gifdb.com/images/high/tip-of-the-hat-379-x-498-gif-u6qp7hn8759a4efw.gif ***

[07:55:52] Mikoolo Oh yeah fucking pearman

[07:56:38] Mikoolo .w

[07:56:45] Mikoolo Is horriburu

[07:57:26] Mikoolo this is too warm

[07:57:39] Mikoolo This is a temperature I call "Fucking Annoying."

[07:57:50] Mikoolo -5c to +10c is hard to dress for

[07:58:02] Mikoolo Either too much clothes or too little clothes.

[07:58:28] Mikoolo -20c and +20c is easy.

[07:59:50] Mikoolo n1: s/+20/-20

[08:00:07] Mikoolo nah

[08:00:20] Mikoolo -38c is cold af.

[08:00:38] Mikoolo .cc coldest temperature lulea 2024

[08:00:48] Mikoolo .cc 35f to c

[08:00:55] Mikoolo .cc -35f to c

[08:00:57] Mikoolo Sorry

[08:01:19] Mikoolo Frogorg has shorts weather tho.

[08:49:45] Mikoolo Met my niece and her class + teachers on my way to the grocery store.

[08:50:14] Mikoolo Gave her a high five then messaged my sis in law that it was me incase the teachers call her about some weird hobo like man giving a high five to her daughter.

[08:52:21] Mikoolo I'm on the list of approved people to pick up my nephew from school. Don't think I am on the same list for my niece.

[09:04:01] Mikoolo looool Frogorg

[09:07:27] Mikoolo I've seen a lunar eclipse when I was a wee kid.

[09:07:40] Mikoolo Dad woke me and my brothers up and took us outside.

[09:08:36] Mikoolo Do you require asylum from the wee evil german carrot crunchers, Frogorg?

[09:09:26] Mikoolo It's not always dark or always cold.

[09:09:34] Mikoolo We have the extremes of both. They take turns.

[09:09:42] Mikoolo Either always sunny or always dark.

[09:09:48] Mikoolo and always warm or always cold.

[09:10:26] Mikoolo Frogorg 👍

[09:10:44] Mikoolo .w

[09:11:03] Mikoolo .w bavaria

[09:11:41] Mikoolo I thought Puerto Rico was the cuba of the united states.

[09:12:17] Mikoolo Thats why it's the cuba of the US, grungebarbie.

[09:12:24] Mikoolo It doesn't have all the benefits.

[09:12:59] Mikoolo It's Luleå not Lulea.

[09:13:19] Mikoolo .t sv en å

[09:13:25] Mikoolo .t sv en ö

[09:13:38] Mikoolo Ye :(

[09:13:46] Mikoolo I hate spring.

[09:14:17] Mikoolo Did you know that the hawaii king was named after the special attack in Street Fighter, grungebarbie? Kame hame ha.

[09:14:34] Mikoolo His dad was a big fan of those games.

[09:14:50] Mikoolo Oh

[09:15:22] Mikoolo I got the franchise wrong, sorry h4.

[09:15:47] Mikoolo Here h4 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha_I

[09:16:51] Mikoolo I do recommend the live action movie of DBZ, grungebarbie. It's the best version of the story.

[09:17:17] Mikoolo I didn't kick you.

[09:17:22] Mikoolo She did.

[09:38:50] Mikoolo Is Rusty The Lava Rooster your final form, grungebarbie?

[09:41:00] Mikoolo Rusty The Lava Rooster, the most famous bird in Hawaii. Became a world recognized celebrity during the Kilauea eruption in 2018.

[09:53:44] Mikoolo So, you'll jump in there when you start to get too old, grungebarbie?

[09:54:14] Mikoolo Good luck, yousei.

[09:54:17] Mikoolo It's hard work.

[09:55:57] Mikoolo Some people think "It's easy to become a millionaire when you run your own company." Theres shit loads of things to think about during the first 10ish years or so.

[09:56:25] Mikoolo Taxes, locale, products and loads of more shit.

[09:56:42] Mikoolo Then it comes to hiring employees and thats where you start getting premature gray hair.

[09:57:11] Mikoolo Nice resume! Nice credentials! Excellent education! You're hired!

[09:57:28] Mikoolo A week later "Fucking idiot fucking fuck why the fucking hell did you fuck this shit up!"

[09:58:35] Mikoolo I don't envy people who run their own company. I envy people that has been successfull enough so that their company runs by itself.

[09:59:15] Mikoolo Good morning HelderHeid.

[10:00:00] Mikoolo It's afternoon now!

[10:00:16] Mikoolo FUCK 501 milliseconds slow :((

[11:02:46] Mikoolo Are you winning, son?

[12:52:18] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/aiULjYkbV2c

[12:52:57] Mikoolo Don't script your duckhunt participation, Valware.

[12:53:41] Mikoolo I see you've entered retard mode again.

[12:54:17] Mikoolo It's not a script it's a button! The button press automatically types out !bang for me so it is not a script!

[12:55:16] Mikoolo I am not calling you a retard because I am having a bad day. I am calling you a retard for saying that it's not a script when you press one button to do !bang

[12:56:41] Mikoolo So you do not have a script tied to a button press that automatically types out !bang and sends it to the channel when you press it, Valware?

[12:57:10] Mikoolo .k wildting2 !bang

[12:57:26] Mikoolo I got a named duck!

[12:58:08] Mikoolo Named ducks are more rare than golden ducks.

[12:58:13] Mikoolo Too bad they ain't worth xp.

[12:59:21] Mikoolo Nice duck, Frogorg.

[12:59:29] Mikoolo Are we going to eat it?

[13:00:49] Mikoolo Hope you keep it outdoors, Frogorg.

[13:01:03] Mikoolo And in a shed for it to live in.

[13:01:43] Mikoolo be prepared to change bed sheets every 30 minutes if you keep it in your bed.

[13:01:46] Mikoolo Ducks poop a lot.

[13:01:48] Mikoolo And often.

[13:01:57] Mikoolo .cc how often does a duck poop

[13:02:28] Mikoolo Every 10 to 30 minutes each day.

[13:02:50] Mikoolo They can apparently be trained to poop in a particular spot.

[13:13:20] Mikoolo hi foxy

[13:14:24] Mikoolo $tell \g if this was semi it would be a excellent home defense rifle https://youtu.be/Xlv0SK-vpow

[13:27:06] Mikoolo Ducks are tastier than chicken imo.

[13:34:17] Mikoolo .log

[13:35:45] Mikoolo I guess MI6 arrested irish666.

[14:17:36] Mikoolo Salvaje vi sku ta å snack slang me Valware, ho kan prat svenska.

[14:17:54] Mikoolo E ska vi ba ta å snack dialektalt?

[14:18:45] Mikoolo Ho e en sån där som ba låssas va frå sverige.

[14:20:10] Mikoolo Ja tro di spel mentalstörnings bingo, Salvaje.

[14:21:12] Mikoolo Nä, ja har int nå psyk störnin, ja ha en sån däringa ståltråd i huvve.

[14:21:45] Mikoolo Snart kan ja gå på biltema istället för sjukhuset.

[14:21:53] Mikoolo Eller hur Salvaje?

[14:22:07] Mikoolo Nä, dom kan int ta bort na, Valware.

[14:22:23] Mikoolo Sku gö mer skada än å lämn na kvar.

[14:23:03] Mikoolo Fast Salvaje säg säkert att ja har tat mer skada av å ha kvar na me tank på att ja skriv dialektalt nu.

[14:23:43] Mikoolo Valware i åa ä e ö å i öa ä e å.

[14:24:09] Mikoolo bra

[14:24:39] Mikoolo They are chinese, Salvaje.

[14:25:05] Mikoolo They are most likely part of the 50cent army aswell.

[14:25:34] Mikoolo wumao

[14:26:23] Mikoolo nice

[14:26:33] Mikoolo I got 8000sek back but fogden took them.

[14:27:00] Mikoolo So now my debt is about 3000sek to them.

[14:27:17] Mikoolo They still got their thumbs up their asses.

[14:28:01] Mikoolo AFA

[14:31:15] Mikoolo Fuck I should buy this to my big bro on his b-day Salvaje https://www.partykungen.se/gigantisk-peniskudde-57628.html

[14:37:28] Mikoolo https://au.news.yahoo.com/solar-eclipse-2024-searches-blind-092057348.html

[14:37:29] Mikoolo :D

[14:37:49] Mikoolo Is it?

[14:37:49] Mikoolo D:

[14:37:58] Mikoolo .log

[14:38:31] Mikoolo Oh in jitsi?

[14:38:48] Mikoolo I barely paid attention to the text chat there.

[14:38:55] Mikoolo Pear man got stuck in my head.

[14:41:24] Mikoolo lol

[14:41:37] Mikoolo https://nypost.com/2024/04/09/us-news/texas-station-gas-station-robbery-that-ended-with-bystander-killing-suspect-was-staged-as-visa-scheme/ this is a "Play stupid games win stupid prizes." moment.

[14:45:36] Mikoolo Thats what I thought, HelderHeid.

[14:46:13] Mikoolo Two guys that offer fake robberies so the customer-victim can apply for visa got shot at during their stage performance.

[14:46:47] Mikoolo Ah

[14:46:50] Mikoolo Want one?

[14:47:14] Mikoolo HelderHeid: s/it's fine/Got one in my pants already.

[14:47:25] Mikoolo I fix'd it for you.

[15:21:11] Mikoolo I don't have Frogorg on facebook, h4.

[15:22:14] Mikoolo Maybe it's not gay porn but a recruitment campaign to make you into a firefighter, Frogorg?

[15:22:34] Mikoolo oh

[15:23:47] Mikoolo I did not, h4.

[15:24:00] Mikoolo Frogorg scares me too much to be rude to him, h4.

[15:24:21] Mikoolo He has a common sense hammer and he can disappear in a cloud of smoke like a ninja or magician, h4.

[15:26:10] Mikoolo If I'm rude to Frogorg I'd suddenly hear a small explosion and a cloud of smoke covering my apartment and then I hear someone say "You need a bonk with the common sense hammer!" and everything turns black for a few minutes.

[15:27:45] Mikoolo You can get it from commoners, fool.

[15:28:39] Mikoolo Sorry.

[15:30:44] Mikoolo Here grungebarbie https://youtu.be/aQLaTeJC8CQ

[15:30:53] Mikoolo You too Valware

[15:32:34] Mikoolo Sleep well grungebarbie.

[15:32:40] Mikoolo Ouch

[15:34:54] Mikoolo If you need help to sleep I can read to you the entire wiki article about the swedish empire, grungebarbie.

[15:35:28] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Empire

[15:35:33] Mikoolo It's quite lengthy

[15:36:52] Mikoolo I can record a sample.

[15:45:21] Mikoolo grungebarbie https://vocaroo.com/1kO8x1028DEr heres a sample

[15:53:28] Mikoolo Herr Frogorg. May I use my counterfeit qommon sense hammer on Herr h4?

[15:53:45] Mikoolo As you wish, Herr Frogorg.

[15:54:13] Mikoolo I read that as baby first.

[15:54:16] Mikoolo crackbaby

[15:54:51] Mikoolo Nap hard, h4.

[15:55:05] Mikoolo @topchans

[17:02:41] Mikoolo Oh it's Icanttalkrightnowtech.

[17:03:30] Mikoolo Frogorg it's ok to go shower at the same time as ComputerTech. We know that you'd be the dominant one.

[17:04:20] Mikoolo The only thing ComputerTech could order around is a kitten but after 5 minutes it realizes it's a cat and decides to give zero fucks about it.

[17:05:31] Mikoolo HelderHeid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQLaTeJC8CQ

[17:44:47] Mikoolo Karlach best girl.

[17:46:01] Mikoolo More people needs to play Baldurs Gate 3 imo.

[17:47:10] Mikoolo Sure thing h4.

[17:48:02] Mikoolo DAMN

[17:48:52] Mikoolo dice

[17:49:29] Mikoolo .d 20

[17:49:32] Mikoolo YAY!

[17:50:01] Mikoolo CRITICAL SUCCESS

[17:50:05] Mikoolo Thats a double kick!

[17:52:20] Mikoolo .d 20

[17:52:27] Mikoolo Thats a yes to you buying dice.

[17:52:49] Mikoolo Am I the prettiest male in this channel?

[17:52:52] Mikoolo .d 20

[17:52:55] Mikoolo D:

[18:53:55] Mikoolo .w

[20:03:07] Mikoolo I can and it did, h4.

[21:14:42] Mikoolo grungebarbie in her unfiltered final form https://i.imgur.com/zyytDfS.png

[21:14:55] Mikoolo Notice the dog poop in the background.

[21:19:11] Mikoolo I've seen uglier people. The bear reminds me of Conchita Wurst.

[21:19:20] Mikoolo beard*

[21:20:01] Mikoolo It's a chinese counterfeit barbie, wof.

[21:20:22] Mikoolo They couldn't get blonde hair so they had to get some from chinese kids, wof.

[21:56:21] Mikoolo Hello!

[21:56:38] Mikoolo Jag har ingen anning om vad du sa just nu.

[22:29:51] Mikoolo Peorth we need to invent new unusual and cruel ways to bully ComputerTech.

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