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Thursday, May 2, 2024

[09:46:32] Frogorg welcome back

[09:48:38] Frogorg yes, Frogorg

[09:48:49] Frogorg am I not a hero?

[09:48:53] Frogorg >benches 100 kg

[09:49:05] Frogorg >does 300 push ups the next day to rub the insult deeper

[09:49:19] Frogorg not even close

[09:49:30] Frogorg 2 kg

[09:49:32] Frogorg nah kidding

[09:49:47] Frogorg well only one way to find out

[09:49:51] Frogorg a) learn how to bench properly

[09:49:53] Frogorg b) try it

[09:50:16] Frogorg how much do you weigh?

[09:50:22] Frogorg if that's not a rude question

[09:50:47] Frogorg 80 kg, ok

[09:50:57] Frogorg then my wild guess is you could do 60, maybe 70

[09:51:13] Frogorg with all the push ups you do, and given the proper technique

[09:51:37] Frogorg that doesn't necessarily translate, handstand push ups are a shoulder movement

[09:51:49] Frogorg but that's why I'm betting it would be around 70 kg

[09:51:59] Frogorg which is fairly speaking impressive

[09:52:11] Frogorg Herr h4

[09:52:44] Frogorg ComputerTech: your weight matters a lot when it comes to how much you can lift, so me being around 100 kg and benching 100 kg is uhhhh... not extremely impressive

[09:53:05] Frogorg but still, my dream was to bench 100

[09:53:07] Frogorg and I did

[09:54:13] Frogorg AH FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW MANY PUSH UPS THIS TIME

[09:55:11] Frogorg it is!

[09:56:29] Frogorg ok no push ups to rectify this

[09:56:35] Frogorg it's over you not being in Jitsi yesterday

[09:57:34] Frogorg glad to hear you feel great but "supposed to" doesn't count

[09:59:17] Frogorg no, "supposed to" is not "sometimes"

[09:59:28] Frogorg I'd still offer 100 to rectify this but

[09:59:52] Frogorg a) if I did push ups every time you didn't show up in Jitsi but promised to I wouldn't be able to bend my arms anymore

[09:59:56] Frogorg b) my PT banned me from that

[10:00:05] Frogorg it's 300 on non-training days, max

[10:00:27] Frogorg ComputerTech: that doesn't count, you would do them anyway

[10:00:47] Frogorg 50 of these and we'll forgive you

[10:01:18] Frogorg how many can you do?

[10:01:25] Frogorg 5 sets of 10, ez

[10:02:13] Frogorg ComputerTech: 50 total, discontinuous, as many sets as it takes

[10:02:41] Frogorg AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[10:02:47] Frogorg 24 h from now

[10:03:24] Frogorg try both

[10:03:28] Frogorg but don't hurt yourself

[10:04:14] Frogorg sure

[10:07:24] Frogorg I don't see in 3D so I'd take 10x more punches with my face than you

[10:07:47] Frogorg no I mean I can't dodge punches

[10:07:58] Frogorg fists are a fast-moving 3D object, I have problems with these

[10:08:09] Frogorg was thinking martial arts, but different ones, plus this would definitely fuck with my workouts so I postpone that

[10:08:28] Frogorg was thinking judo or something like that

[10:08:34] Frogorg but

[10:08:40] Frogorg gym has absolute priority

[10:08:51] Frogorg nito

[10:09:08] Frogorg good, glad it's working out for you

[10:09:18] Frogorg lol

[10:13:08] Frogorg ComputerTech: btw I can't do a handstand

[10:13:12] Frogorg too much of a pussy for that

[10:14:42] Frogorg yeah, I'm sort of tempted to try

[10:14:57] Frogorg but if I fall it'd take a strong friend to hold me

[10:15:10] Frogorg I don't want to break my friend's face with 100 kg falling on them

[10:15:29] Frogorg yeah I'm definitely not used to that

[10:15:34] Frogorg I was told all my life I'm weak and feeble

[10:15:43] Frogorg because I couldn't play fucking volleyball

[10:16:03] Frogorg YEA NO SHIT I CAN'T PLAY VOLLEYBALL I CAN'T SEE IN 3D IT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE FOR ME TO DO THAT

[10:16:07] Frogorg AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[10:16:37] Frogorg in high school my mom eventually went to PE teacher, explained it to him and said "ffs make him do push ups or something, he's suffering and he hates all sports now"

[10:16:46] Frogorg the dude was like "OK I understand, I will"

[10:16:55] Frogorg and then broke his wrist in 3 places the month after

[10:17:09] Frogorg was out of teaching for 2 years

[10:17:37] Frogorg but in uni one academic teacher saw me play fucking volleyball and was like "do you want the keys to the gym?"

[10:17:45] Frogorg I was like "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES THANK YOU"

[10:18:36] Frogorg yeah volleyball is easy and nice, I have no quarrel with the sport

[10:18:49] Frogorg I have a quarrel with making a 3D-disabled kid play it

[10:19:09] Frogorg same, basically everything with moving 3D objects I'm like "AHHHH HELL NO"

[10:19:11] Frogorg lmao

[10:19:27] Frogorg you'd do better in handball then

[10:19:43] Frogorg nice

[10:20:20] Frogorg hawt

[10:22:13] Frogorg ComputerTech: Handstand Push-ups: The Project

[10:22:22] Frogorg but for real

[10:22:30] Frogorg whatever brings you the most joy

[10:23:01] Frogorg ok, your personal site needs to be worked on

[10:23:12] Frogorg black text on navy background, bro

[10:23:15] Frogorg learn about WCAG

[10:23:30] Frogorg blog title

[10:24:23] Frogorg Idk I suck at programming, write there whatever brings you joy

[10:24:36] Frogorg could work on some textboxes alignment

[10:29:37] Frogorg btw

[10:29:53] Frogorg if my PE teacher from elementary school saw what I'm doing right now he'd be like "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE"

[10:29:58] Frogorg not my fault he was dumb af

[10:35:55] Frogorg ok, it's time for me to shower and hit the gym

[13:54:59] Frogorg ComputerTech: superbased

[13:55:16] Frogorg yes, Frogorg

[13:55:55] Frogorg lol

[16:20:21] Frogorg h4: why are you here? did ComputerTech finish his 50 handstand?

[16:20:34] Frogorg hi sushi-chan

[16:20:46] Frogorg oh

[16:32:32] Frogorg is it stupid questions hour?

[16:33:02] Frogorg sushi-chan: sorry without doing better doesn't change much

[16:34:12] Frogorg but hey I should be quiet now, or you'll start talking again behind my back I shouldn't be on IRC because I don't put up with this

[16:34:56] Frogorg h4: thank you

[17:07:04] Frogorg .quote search plant

[17:11:51] Frogorg foxy: re 1017

[17:11:54] Frogorg why would you even say that

[17:12:07] Frogorg "my husband still gets hard and long enough to have sexual intercourse"

[17:12:13] Frogorg what am I supposed to do about that

[17:14:57] Frogorg freewifi: that reminds me of that time one guy woke up from a coma and panicked because the clock on the wall said "DIE", for "Dienstag"

[17:15:03] Frogorg (Tuesday)

[17:34:22] Frogorg youtube decided to show me a video

[17:34:26] Frogorg of a man saying

[17:34:37] Frogorg "There are two most important things in the man's life. The tits"

[17:35:32] Frogorg lurker36: no, my approach is like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OrL40Uj_3I

[22:21:54] Frogorg ComputerTech: c'mon you're better than that

[22:21:57] Frogorg I'm actually coding

[22:22:48] Frogorg ComputerTech: did you do the push ups?

[22:22:57] Frogorg WOOOOOO

[22:23:06] Frogorg 🫡

[22:23:10] Frogorg good job

[22:23:34] Frogorg lemme get h4 back then

[22:23:59] Frogorg ComputerTech: how bad was it?

[22:24:05] Frogorg on a scale from 1 to 10

[22:24:23] Frogorg general discomfort and difficulty

[22:26:10] Frogorg NOT SUFFERING ENOUGH

[22:26:14] Frogorg ANOTHER 50

[22:26:16] Frogorg just kidding

[22:26:18] Frogorg did a great job there

[22:26:36] Frogorg ok h4's not gonna be back today, he's asleep

[22:26:44] Frogorg but I promised and I shall deliver him back here

[22:27:12] Frogorg though he'll ask me "oh I'm not doing this for him, I'm doing this for you, which means you drop and do another 1000"

[23:10:45] Frogorg s/u/i

[23:10:48] Frogorg oh

[23:10:54] Frogorg you know what I meant

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