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[00:15:52] ~ ComputerTech sup Boliver

[00:16:11] @ Boliver feeling antagonistic

[00:16:22] @ Boliver How is ComputerTech

[00:16:34] ~ ComputerTech good

[00:16:39] ~ ComputerTech dad is flying in soon

[00:16:40] ~ ComputerTech hbu

[00:16:51] @ Boliver I did just put some Johnnie Walker Red into a pepsi

[00:17:09] @ Boliver and now I am sipping it

[00:17:18] ~ ComputerTech nice

[00:17:29] @ Boliver very

[00:17:37] ~ ComputerTech or is it~

[00:17:41] @ Boliver I want to fly

[00:17:47] ~ ComputerTech !yt i believe i can fly

[00:17:50] ~ ComputerTech hm

[00:17:56] ~ ComputerTech .yt i believe i can fly ronan

[00:17:56] TechServ YouTube I Believe I Can Fly | Length: 4:45 | Views: 1,461,170 | Channel: Ronan Keating - Topic - https://youtu.be/JV1g7EgXuKc

[00:17:57] ~ ComputerTech :d

[00:18:17] @ Boliver Do you want to hear a pathetic tale of Boliver?

[00:18:24] ~ ComputerTech go for it

[00:19:17] + T_D_H aint nobody got time for that

[00:19:23] & therock247uk o/

[00:19:24] @ Boliver When I was real young, perhaps 7, I believed that my batman costume cape gave me the power to gracefully glide unharmed like batman from reasonable heights... Like a garage for example

[00:19:38] ~ ComputerTech rocky <3

[00:19:44] ~ ComputerTech Boliver kek

[00:19:47] & therock247uk ComputerTech

[00:19:49] & therock247uk <3

[00:19:58] @ Boliver So I jumped from a rooftop in batman costume and broke my leg ;p

[00:19:58] ~ ComputerTech :>

[00:19:59] ~ ComputerTech sup man

[00:20:01] ~ ComputerTech Boliver ooff

[00:20:02] & therock247uk nm

[00:20:03] ~ ComputerTech lol

[00:20:04] & therock247uk you?

[00:20:09] ~ ComputerTech therock247uk https://bastebin.com

[00:20:09] TechServ [URL] Bastebin

[00:20:09] + Techy [url] Bastebin | bastebin.com

[00:20:11] ~ ComputerTech :D

[00:20:14] & therock247uk oh nice

[00:20:22] @ Boliver does it have albums

[00:20:40] ~ ComputerTech Boliver it's a separate pastebin

[00:20:43] ~ ComputerTech client side encrypted

[00:20:46] @ Boliver Ok

[00:21:21] @ Boliver meh so just text

[00:21:45] @ Boliver chmod a+x

[00:21:46] ~ ComputerTech yes precisely

[00:21:50] ~ ComputerTech sharey.org is good for files

[00:21:56] ~ ComputerTech but bastebin.com is good for pastes

[00:21:56] ~ ComputerTech :>

[00:21:59] ~ ComputerTech therock247uk you like?

[00:22:05] & loulan Boliver, your president just said, "I'm going to take a few questions. You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex."

[00:22:07] & loulan discuss.

[00:22:13] & therock247uk yea!

[00:22:21] ~ ComputerTech i have had over 400 pastes so far today

[00:22:24] ~ ComputerTech just launched today

[00:22:24] ~ ComputerTech lmao

[00:22:49] @ Boliver loulan: He needed the iran war to distract from the epstein files now he needs the epstein files to distract from how badly the iran war is going

[00:22:50] & loulan Boliver, have you considered that you might have elected Zapf Brannigan in the White House?

[00:23:10] @ Boliver loulan: I voted for the other team

[00:23:25] & loulan that's what you claim, but your constant imperialism and nationalism

[00:23:29] & loulan makes that doubtful

[00:23:38] & loulan 🤔

[00:23:49] + T_D_H long live the king!

[00:23:49] & loulan maybe you made a mistake

[00:23:50] @ Boliver Hey, I can be an imperialist and a socially liberal at the same time

[00:23:54] & loulan I hear voting in the US is complicated

[00:24:04] & loulan many boxes to tick

[00:24:07] & loulan and stuff

[00:24:17] & loulan here you don't tick boxes

[00:24:18] * ComputerTech ticks loulan~

[00:24:18] ~ ComputerTech :3

[00:24:24] @ Boliver It's not that difficult

[00:24:34] & loulan if you wrote anything on your ballot, it would be considered void

[00:24:35] * ComputerTech ticks loulan~~~~~~~~~~

[00:24:36] & loulan so no ticks

[00:24:39] ~ ComputerTech :3~

[00:24:43] * loulan assrapes ComputerTech~~~~~

[00:24:46] ~ ComputerTech waow

[00:24:47] ~ ComputerTech gay

[00:24:48] & loulan uuuh I mean

[00:24:54] ~ ComputerTech @.@

[00:24:59] @ Boliver it's not rape if he's willing

[00:25:07] & Naemuti it's not that difficult clearly because half of the dumbest people in the us figured out how to vote

[00:25:27] & loulan it boggles the mind

[00:25:44] & loulan how do you guys don't have murderous thoughts as soon as you leave the house

[00:25:45] ~ ComputerTech Naemuti kekw~

[00:25:53] & loulan not*

[00:25:53] & Naemuti loulan that's the thing i do

[00:25:57] & Naemuti you just can't act on them

[00:25:59] & Naemuti not legally anyways

[00:25:59] ~ ComputerTech kek

[00:26:00] & loulan I guess

[00:26:15] & loulan ComputerTech should live in the US

[00:26:32] ~ ComputerTech fuck off

[00:26:34] ~ ComputerTech >:(

[00:26:52] & loulan he's so why not

[00:26:55] & loulan msdlkfqmlsdkfj

[00:26:57] & loulan who not

[00:27:00] & loulan dlkfjqmdlkjf

[00:27:01] & loulan why not

[00:27:04] & loulan sorry I can't type tonight

[00:27:09] & loulan I should probably sleep

[00:27:14] ~ ComputerTech good, don't even consider me living in america

[00:27:15] ~ ComputerTech >:(

[00:27:18] * ComputerTech spanks loulan

[00:27:22] & loulan but why not

[00:27:27] & loulan you wouldn't mind or notice the assholes

[00:27:30] & loulan you don't here

[00:27:39] & loulan 🤔

[00:27:42] ~ End3r he would have a blast on vacation where I live

[00:27:44] ~ ComputerTech i live on a perfect island with no guns

[00:27:46] @ Boliver We're invading france tomorrow again loulan

[00:27:47] ~ ComputerTech why would i care

[00:27:52] ~ ComputerTech End3r i'd visit you yes :P

[00:28:01] & loulan Boliver: please focus on iran

[00:28:05] ~ ComputerTech lmao

[00:28:06] ~ ComputerTech :D

[00:28:06] ~ End3r Boliver France already surrendered.

[00:28:07] ~ ComputerTech loulan++

[00:28:07] TechServ [Karma] loulan now has 1 points in #computertech.

[00:28:07] + glitchy 🆙 Karma boost! loulan gained 1 karma ✨ (🎯 2 in #computertech | 🌐 2 global)

[00:28:09] ~ ComputerTech waow

[00:28:27] ~ End3r The French Flag is the only flag currently on the moon

[00:28:31] ~ ComputerTech o.o

[00:28:32] @ Boliver Freedom Fries are back on the menu, boys!

[00:28:39] ~ End3r It was the US flag, but cosmic radiation bleached it pure white

[00:28:45] ~ ComputerTech lel

[00:28:49] ~ End3r so now its the French flag of surrender

[00:29:00] ~ End3r sorry not sorry

[00:29:03] ~ ComputerTech who wants to go against a typing speed test against me?

[00:29:03] & loulan hurr durr

[00:29:09] ~ ComputerTech i'm tipsy and daring rn

[00:29:10] ~ ComputerTech >:)

[00:29:18] burnout ctbb

[00:29:23] ~ ComputerTech burnout <3

[00:29:25] @ Boliver I'm only good for 70wpm

[00:29:26] burnout <3

[00:29:30] ~ End3r I'm gonna go hit the $bong

[00:29:30] + glitchy 🫧 3... Filling the water...

[00:29:32] & loulan me

[00:29:36] + glitchy 🧊 2... Adding ice...

[00:29:39] & loulan given that I can't type tonight

[00:29:40] ~ ComputerTech https://www.livechat.com/typing-speed-test/#/

[00:29:41] + Techy [url] Free Typing Test - Check Your Typing Speed in 60 Seconds | LiveChat Tools | LiveChat.com | www.livechat.com

[00:29:41] TechServ [URL] Free Typing Test - Check Your Typing Speed in 60 Seconds | LiveChat Tools | LiveChat.com

[00:29:42] & loulan you'll win

[00:29:42] + glitchy 🔥 1... Lighting the bowl...

[00:29:43] ~ ComputerTech Boliver do it

[00:29:43] ~ ComputerTech https://www.livechat.com/typing-speed-test/#/

[00:29:43] + Techy [url] Free Typing Test - Check Your Typing Speed in 60 Seconds | LiveChat Tools | LiveChat.com | www.livechat.com

[00:29:43] TechServ [URL] Free Typing Test - Check Your Typing Speed in 60 Seconds | LiveChat Tools | LiveChat.com

[00:29:48] ~ ComputerTech i'll do mine, screenshot

[00:29:48] + glitchy That percolator is bubbling! 💧🫧

[00:29:50] ~ ComputerTech you show me yours

[00:29:51] ~ ComputerTech k?

[00:29:57] ~ ComputerTech come on, it's fun

[00:29:59] @ Boliver no

[00:30:00] ~ ComputerTech and IT'S SATURDAY NOW

[00:30:00] & loulan I'll show you mine~~

[00:30:00] ~ ComputerTech :(

[00:30:04] ~ ComputerTech loulan do it with me bb

[00:30:04] ~ ComputerTech ~

[00:30:07] ~ ComputerTech pls

[00:30:13] ~ ComputerTech fine i'll do mine first

[00:30:15] & loulan taking a picture ~~

[00:30:23] ~ End3r of your weiner?

[00:30:35] & loulan woah you got the joke

[00:30:36] & loulan congratulations

[00:30:45] ~ End3r lolol

[00:31:21] ~ ComputerTech waow

[00:31:35] ~ ComputerTech nvm

[00:31:45] ~ ComputerTech Awesome! You type with the speed of 99 WPM. Your accuracy was 95%. Congratulations!

[00:31:47] ~ ComputerTech i'm slow tonight

[00:31:50] ~ ComputerTech maybe tomorrow

[00:31:50] ~ ComputerTech o/

[00:31:51] ~ ComputerTech :D

[00:32:03] ~ ComputerTech https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1WuGgpedIqQ&si=SsFHnNAp7jBG1DPq

[00:32:03] TechServ YouTube Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me (Live) | Length: 5:16 | Views: 3,107,696 | Channel: George Michael - Topic

[00:32:07] ~ ComputerTech BEST VERSION

[00:33:18] @ Boliver https://sharey.org/n1LOdC.png

[00:33:25] @ Boliver not good computertech

[00:33:59] @ Boliver there I showed you mine

[00:34:01] ~ ComputerTech Boliver hmm

[00:34:03] @ Boliver now show me yours

[00:34:07] ~ ComputerTech i'll do mine agan

[00:34:08] ~ ComputerTech again*

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[00:35:41] @ Boliver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

[00:35:41] TechServ YouTube Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam (Official Music Video) | Length: 3:42 | Views: 399,053,194 | Channel: TechnotronicVEVO

[00:35:52] @ Boliver PUMP UP THE JAM

[00:36:03] * Boliver pumps

[00:40:31] & loulan Awesome! You type with the speed of 88 WPM (402 CPM). Your accuracy was 98%. Congratulations!

[00:40:32] ~ ComputerTech Boliver https://sharey.org/i8kCVw.png

[00:40:33] ~ ComputerTech ehh

[00:40:37] & loulan 99WPM is pretty impressive

[00:40:37] ~ ComputerTech on a laptop too

[00:40:39] & loulan lol

[00:40:44] ~ ComputerTech idk why i'm so slow this time

[00:40:46] ~ ComputerTech @.@

[00:40:53] ~ ComputerTech i got 99wpm just before that

[00:40:57] ~ ComputerTech i tried 3 times

[00:40:58] ~ ComputerTech lol

[00:41:07] ~ ComputerTech welp i am drinking too/arms are tired from surfing

[00:41:09] ~ End3r drink another one

[00:41:09] ~ ComputerTech lol

[00:41:14] ~ ComputerTech End3r aight cheers

[00:41:14] & loulan well I'm happy with my 88 WPM

[00:41:17] & loulan it's nough for trivia

[00:41:23] ~ End3r $magners ComputerTech

[00:41:24] * glitchy rolls a smooth Magners Rosé Cider 🌹🍎 down the bar to ComputerTech 🎳

[00:41:24] Yuzu (╮°-°)╯︵ 🎳 ɥɔǝ⊥ɹǝʇndɯoƆ oʇ ɹɐq ǝɥʇ uʍop 🍎🌹 ɹǝpᴉƆ ǝ̗soᴚ sɹǝuƃɐW ɥʇooɯs ɐ a smooth Magners Rosé Cider 🌹🍎 down the bar to ComputerTech 🎳 🎳 ɥɔǝ⊥ɹǝʇndɯoƆ oʇ ɹɐq ǝɥʇ uʍop 🍎🌹 ɹǝpᴉƆ ǝ̗soᴚ sɹǝuƃɐW ɥʇooɯs ɐ a smooth Magners Rosé Cider 🌹🍎 down the bar to ComputerTech 🎳 🎳 ɥɔǝ⊥ɹǝʇndɯoƆ oʇ ɹɐq ǝɥʇ uʍop 🍎🌹 ɹǝpᴉƆ ǝ̗soᴚ

[00:41:24] ~ ComputerTech loulan i'm happy with you~ :3

[00:41:32] & loulan enough*

[00:41:34] ~ ComputerTech End3r i'm dcrinking prosecco actually

[00:41:34] ~ ComputerTech :o

[00:41:57] ~ ComputerTech End3r mum is tipsy/drunk lmai

[00:41:58] ~ ComputerTech lmao*

[00:42:07] ~ ComputerTech dad arrives tomorrow at about 10:00

[00:42:23] ~ ComputerTech the whole hotel complex having a welcome back party for him

[00:42:24] ~ ComputerTech ^-^

[00:42:38] ~ ComputerTech the staff that is lol

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[00:43:09] & loulan Awesome! You type with the speed of 89 WPM (385 CPM). Your accuracy was 97%. Congratulations!

[00:43:12] & loulan a little better

[00:43:18] ~ ComputerTech loulan ur a little better~

[00:44:34] & loulan Awesome! You type with the speed of 91 WPM (391 CPM). Your accuracy was 94%. Congratulations!

[00:44:38] & loulan I'm progressing!

[00:44:42] ~ ComputerTech gogogo

[00:44:43] & loulan accuracy getting worse though

[00:44:44] ~ ComputerTech beat me loulan

[00:44:45] ~ ComputerTech :D

[00:44:46] & loulan lol

[00:44:56] & loulan I don't have my contacts and I can't find glasses

[00:45:00] & loulan not optimal

[00:45:02] ~ ComputerTech first go i got 99wpm with an accuracy of 93%

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[00:45:29] ~ ComputerTech i think the fastest i ever got was 112wpm

[00:46:26] & loulan but I think don't handle the mistakes well

[00:47:02] ~ ComputerTech i think doing it on a laptop is a little harder than a normal pc keyboard

[00:47:03] ~ ComputerTech maybe?

[00:48:14] ~ ComputerTech .yt elton john circle of life

[00:48:15] TechServ YouTube Elton John - Circle of Life (From "The Lion King"/Official Video) | Length: 4:57 | Views: 24,635,989 | Channel: DisneyMusicVEVO - https://youtu.be/IwH9YvhPN7c

[00:48:17] ~ ComputerTech great song

[00:48:25] + DuckHunt ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!

[00:48:29] ~ ComputerTech !bef

[00:48:30] + DuckHunt ComputerTech > *befriend* You befriended the duck! [+5 xp] [Ducks befriended: 3]

[00:48:37] + Rukia_Kuchiki I beat ComputerTech has a subscription to Sheep Breeders, probably because he thought it was a dirty magazine

[00:48:48] ~ ComputerTech Rukia_Kuchiki do you like this song?

[00:49:03] + Rukia_Kuchiki Yes

[00:49:21] ~ ComputerTech :D

[00:49:30] ~ ComputerTech but the elton john version?

[00:50:04] + Rukia_Kuchiki Yes

[00:50:16] ~ ComputerTech nice!

[00:50:18] ~ ComputerTech you got good taste

[00:50:55] + Rukia_Kuchiki I use the lion king soundtrack as thinking music for my fanfics

[00:51:31] ~ ComputerTech nice!

[00:53:41] ~ ComputerTech damn

[00:53:48] ~ ComputerTech elton john has a good fucking voice

[00:53:50] ~ ComputerTech p.p

[00:54:17] & loulan his talking voice is meh though

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[00:54:20] * Rizon set mode +o url

[00:54:25] & loulan and his singing voice too

[00:54:30] & loulan but his fucking voice damn

[00:54:36] + Rukia_Kuchiki How do you know how he sounds when he's fucking

[00:54:39] ~ ComputerTech loulan you'd know~

[00:54:44] ~ ComputerTech Rukia_Kuchiki loulan loves porn

[00:54:45] ~ ComputerTech :^)

[00:54:50] & loulan ah yes

[00:54:54] & loulan elton john porn

[00:54:58] & loulan that's all I watch

[00:54:59] ~ ComputerTech loulan is obsessed

[00:55:00] + Rukia_Kuchiki Elton John does porn

[00:55:01] ~ ComputerTech yes

[00:55:11] + Rukia_Kuchiki XD

[00:55:21] ~ ComputerTech .quote add <&loulan> ah yes <&loulan> elton john porn <&loulan> that's all I watch

[00:55:21] * LimitServ set mode +l 329

[00:55:22] ~ ComputerTech rekt

[00:55:22] Quotes [Quote] Added quote #1315 by ComputerTech

[00:55:22] Quotes [Quote] <&loulan> ah yes <&loulan> elton john porn <&loulan> that's all I watch

[00:55:23] ~ ComputerTech :^)

[00:55:49] + Rukia_Kuchiki Lol

[00:55:54] ~ ComputerTech we gottem

[00:55:54] ~ ComputerTech :D

[00:56:08] & loulan I'm not ashamed

[00:56:16] + Rukia_Kuchiki Better than your sheep porn addiction

[00:56:29] & loulan why do all these girls keep insulting you all day ComputerTech

[00:56:31] ~ ComputerTech we're both better than your perverted head Rukia_Kuchiki

[00:56:33] & loulan is it a fetish

[00:56:33] ~ ComputerTech :^)

[00:56:36] ~ ComputerTech loulan obviously

[00:56:38] & loulan I guess it's because you ahve power here

[00:56:41] & loulan makes them horny

[00:56:42] ~ ComputerTech idk man

[00:56:42] + Rukia_Kuchiki Lol

[00:56:50] * ComputerTech gives loulan power~

[00:58:00] + wobotkoala sudo moo

[00:58:01] + glitchy 🐄⚡ Super Cow Powers activated! (+10 moos!)

[00:58:02] + wobotkoala moo

[00:58:02] + glitchy cron[1337]: (root) CMD (moo)

[00:58:14] & loulan ban the bot

[00:58:19] & loulan and the koala

[00:58:30] ~ ComputerTech well

[00:58:31] ~ ComputerTech WELL

[00:58:34] ~ ComputerTech W E L L

[00:58:37] ~ ComputerTech cum

[00:59:21] * loulan changed topic to: Welcome to #computertech || <~ComputerTech> cum

[00:59:41] ~ ComputerTech n-n-n-n-no~

[00:59:42] ~ ComputerTech :<

[00:59:49] * loulan cums on ComputerTech

[00:59:54] ~ ComputerTech waow

[01:00:01] * ComputerTech tells loulan's wife

[01:00:01] ~ ComputerTech D:

[01:00:09] & loulan she's in new caledonia

[01:00:12] & loulan too far

[01:00:13] ~ ComputerTech huh

[01:00:14] & loulan she won't hear you

[01:00:16] ~ ComputerTech i'll hack u!

[01:00:17] ~ ComputerTech >:(

[01:00:26] * ComputerTech hacks loulan~

[01:00:28] ~ ComputerTech >:3

[01:00:37] * loulan opens his breaches

[01:00:39] & loulan ~

[01:00:45] ~ ComputerTech waow

[01:00:54] * ComputerTech disables loulan's firewall

[01:00:55] ~ ComputerTech ~

[01:01:56] * artmodelmale quit (Quit: Leaving)

[01:03:37] & Milambar ~~01:00:26 * ComputerTech hacks loulan~

[01:03:37] & Milambar 01:00:28 <~ComputerTech> >:3

[01:03:38] & Milambar 01:00:37 * loulan opens his breaches

[01:03:46] & Milambar The french surrendered quickly

[01:03:47] ~ ComputerTech huh

[01:04:07] * ComputerTech hands Milambar a pepsi

[01:04:07] ~ ComputerTech :>

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[01:06:13] * Boliver sinks the french navy

[01:06:25] ~ ComputerTech o.o

[01:06:30] & Milambar they haven;t had a navy since Nelson

[01:06:45] ~ ComputerTech https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1WuGgpedIqQ&si=pnQ4TJzn4I5GrtZz

[01:06:45] TechServ YouTube Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me (Live) | Length: 5:16 | Views: 3,107,746 | Channel: George Michael - Topic

[01:06:50] ~ ComputerTech fucking hell, this is good

[01:06:52] ~ ComputerTech @,@

[01:07:33] & loulan ComputerTech it's friday night

[01:07:36] & loulan and you're a party guy

[01:07:40] & loulan what areyou doing on your computer

[01:07:48] ~ End3r hah I knew you were gay ComputerTech

[01:07:57] ~ End3r George Michael

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[01:08:01] * End3r luls

[01:08:15] ~ ComputerTech loulan working on bastebin

[01:08:18] ~ ComputerTech no dj tonight

[01:08:20] ~ ComputerTech got cancelled

[01:08:21] ~ ComputerTech :(

[01:08:24] & loulan :/

[01:08:28] ~ ComputerTech dad flies in at 09:00

[01:08:31] ~ ComputerTech so just waiting

[01:08:32] ~ ComputerTech coding

[01:08:34] ~ ComputerTech drinking

[01:08:37] ~ ComputerTech doing pushups

[01:08:37] ~ ComputerTech :D

[01:08:44] & loulan drinking alone?

[01:08:47] & loulan not good

[01:08:53] ~ ComputerTech no my gf is in my room

[01:08:56] @ Boliver there's a song about that

[01:09:00] @ Boliver .ut I drink alone

[01:09:00] * LimitServ set mode +l 327

[01:09:05] @ Boliver .yt I drink alone

[01:09:05] ~ ComputerTech Boliver it's !ud

[01:09:06] TechServ YouTube George Thorogood & The Destroyers - I Drink Alone | Length: 4:37 | Views: 7,790,703 | Channel: GeorgeThorogoodVEVO - https://youtu.be/lpzqQst-Sg8

[01:09:07] ~ ComputerTech erm

[01:09:10] ~ ComputerTech .u ComputerTech

[01:09:11] ~ ComputerTech .ud ComputerTech

[01:09:12] TechServ [UD] ComputerTech (1/6): ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net)

[01:09:12] TechServ ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say. | Example: ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.

[01:09:12] ~ ComputerTech hm

[01:09:14] ~ ComputerTech ok yeah that

[01:09:26] ~ ComputerTech >george thorogood

[01:09:28] ~ ComputerTech nice

[01:09:32] ~ ComputerTech loulan but no i'm not alone

[01:09:40] & loulan this poor megan

[01:09:42] ~ ComputerTech but my mum is also in the same room/apartment

[01:09:44] ~ ComputerTech no not megan

[01:09:45] ~ ComputerTech tf

[01:09:51] ~ ComputerTech she tried to get me preganant man

[01:09:55] & loulan angie?

[01:09:56] ~ ComputerTech she's my ex

[01:09:56] @ Boliver :)

[01:09:58] ~ ComputerTech this is angie

[01:09:59] & loulan I mix them up

[01:09:59] ~ ComputerTech yes

[01:10:02] ~ ComputerTech np bb

[01:10:05] & loulan poor angie

[01:10:08] * ComputerTech never mixes up loulan~

[01:10:10] ~ ComputerTech y poor loulan

[01:10:11] ~ ComputerTech ??

[01:10:16] & loulan flirting with this 30 yo right under her eyes

[01:10:21] @ Boliver 20:09:51 <~ComputerTech> she tried to get me preganant man <-- add quote

[01:10:21] TechServ [Karma] < now has -1 points in #computertech.

[01:10:23] ~ ComputerTech no no

[01:10:23] & loulan she probably cries herself to sleep every night

[01:10:29] ~ ComputerTech Boliver it's true!

[01:10:35] ~ ComputerTech loulan no!

[01:10:36] ~ ComputerTech >:(

[01:10:43] @ Boliver how

[01:10:47] ~ End3r wait

[01:10:49] ~ End3r what

[01:10:50] & loulan hole in condom

[01:10:56] & loulan ComputerTech's life is like a sitcom

[01:10:57] ~ End3r did I just walk into..

[01:11:06] ~ ComputerTech Boliver she used a pin to piece the condom several times

[01:11:10] ~ ComputerTech i had a gut feeling

[01:11:23] ~ ComputerTech and filled water into the condom and yep, sabotaged

[01:11:25] ~ ComputerTech End3r kek

[01:11:26] @ Boliver ComputerTech: She wants your baby batter

[01:11:30] ~ ComputerTech obviously

[01:11:36] ~ ComputerTech this is the second time

[01:11:40] ~ ComputerTech i don't want babies yet smh

[01:11:58] @ Boliver always stick ur dick in crazy

[01:11:59] ~ ComputerTech i spoke to the girl who is 30 earlier

[01:12:05] ~ ComputerTech and she wants babies too

[01:12:07] ~ ComputerTech reeeeee

[01:12:11] ~ ComputerTech gimme time people!

[01:12:12] ~ ComputerTech >:(

[01:12:14] & loulan date a man

[01:12:18] ~ ComputerTech ...

[01:12:23] & loulan what it works

[01:12:25] ~ ComputerTech .quote add <&loulan> date a man

[01:12:25] Quotes [Quote] Added quote #1316 by ComputerTech

[01:12:25] Quotes [Quote] <&loulan> date a man

[01:12:30] ~ ComputerTech loulan i like pussy :|

[01:12:38] & loulan a man with cats?

[01:12:43] ~ ComputerTech pff

[01:12:50] ~ ComputerTech .yt can you feel the love tonight elton john

[01:12:50] TechServ YouTube Elton John - Can You Feel the Love Tonight (From "The Lion King"/Official Video) | Length: 4:07 | Views: 61,412,375 | Channel: DisneyMusicVEVO - https://youtu.be/KjgWWjkNbhU

[01:12:52] @ Boliver mmm ass can be nice

[01:12:56] ~ ComputerTech you know who hates elton john?

[01:13:01] ~ ComputerTech insecure dude

[01:13:03] ~ ComputerTech dudes*

[01:13:05] & loulan it's kinda true that the music you listen to is gay

[01:13:12] ~ ComputerTech this dude has an amazing voice

[01:13:13] ~ ComputerTech idc

[01:13:22] ~ ComputerTech loulan you wish i was gay

[01:13:27] & loulan like the only dudes I've known IRL who listened to pop music all the time like that

[01:13:30] & loulan were gay

[01:13:40] ~ ComputerTech no

[01:14:11] * SNOOPY_ quit (Quit: Going offline, see ya! (www.adiirc.com))

[01:15:11] & loulan listen to some manly stuff, ComputerTech!!!

[01:15:14] & loulan .yt YEAAEHAHEAHEAHEA

[01:15:14] TechServ YouTube No results found.

[01:15:22] ~ ComputerTech huh

[01:15:24] + DuckHunt ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!

[01:15:24] & loulan likhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

[01:15:24] TechServ YouTube HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA | Length: 2:07 | Views: 228,251,206 | Channel: ProtoOfSnagem

[01:15:26] & loulan like this ^

[01:15:29] & loulan !bang

[01:15:29] + DuckHunt loulan > *BANG* You hit the duck for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. \_X< *KWAK* [+10 xp] [Total ducks: 2]

[01:15:45] * Boliver jams

[01:15:59] & loulan Boliver's favorite song

[01:16:02] & loulan mine too

[01:16:04] @ Boliver yup

[01:16:04] ~ ComputerTech favourite*

[01:16:05] ~ ComputerTech :^)

[01:16:09] & loulan favorite

[01:16:15] & loulan I don't use UK spellings

[01:16:18] ~ ComputerTech FAVOURITE

[01:16:18] & loulan thank you very much

[01:16:21] ~ ComputerTech WITH A U

[01:16:22] ~ ComputerTech yw loulan

[01:16:28] @ Boliver nein

[01:16:34] ~ ComputerTech si

[01:17:02] * Syndus is now known as Pedro

[01:17:21] * Pedro is now known as Syndus

[01:18:54] & loulan .trivia

[01:18:54] + Trivia Starting round of trivia. Questions: 100

[01:18:58] + Trivia 1. Word Play : Unscramble lkyo?

[01:19:03] & loulan yolk

[01:19:04] + Trivia Winner: loulan; Answer: yolk; Time: 5.509s; Streak: 1; Points: 5; Total: 16002

[01:19:04] ~ ComputerTech !topducks

[01:19:07] ~ ComputerTech !topduck

[01:19:07] + DuckHunt Top XP: #1 computertech:25XP | #2 loulan:22XP | #3 peorth:12XP

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