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weeb
i refused plea deal 3 years probation
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Milambar
so you;re about to add a murder charge to your sheet?
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elcasey
not mine, so fair fucks
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End3r
weeb refresh, chat is updated to be irc like
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NoCode
elcasey, Meh, nothing really came out of it. But it was pretty nice. I'm gonna see if she wants to hang out soon I think since it's almost summer.
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·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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weeb
no but i did fist bump with a few who got murder charges
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weeb
and some other kinds while inside
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elcasey
Milambar: people make mistakes, brother
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The fast duck quickly flies away! ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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weeb
i was in medium security awhile
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weeb
refreshing
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Milambar
elcasey: Im well aware of that
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Milambar
but he said "terminate the crown prosecutor"
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elcasey
weeb: well behave yourself, I guess :P
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elcasey
Milambar: lol yeah I noticed ;D
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Milambar
to me, that suggests hes going to kill them
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elcasey
weeb: are you gonna kill the crown prosecutor?
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Rukia_Kuchiki
You didnt get promoted to Large Security?
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elcasey
and also are you Canadian?
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NoCode
Sounds Canadian
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Milambar
wait, weeb is not Rukia_Kuchiki?
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glitchy
lmao terminate the crown? based
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weeb
they don't have enough evidence the crown is sweating probs
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elcasey
I'd probably wanna not be real nice to the Crown Prosecutor if I was Canadian, just sayin
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Milambar
I am quite sure that King Prince Charles III doesn't care one way or another
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weeb
but yeah meth cocaine heroin and fentanyl
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elcasey
By nothing but the grace of God, I avoided the legal system in my youth
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weeb
the most popular in jail : 3
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elcasey
I did a lot of crazy shit
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arrests elcasey
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Milambar
sentences elcasey to Indians
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weeb
yeah my cellie had this knife slash across his throat like half the neck
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elcasey
Milambar: you MONSTER
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weeb
*stabby stab*
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elcasey
I'm just really glad I avoided that shit
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End3r
weeb this is my song btw
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Milambar
I only ever had one run-in with the rozzers
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weeb
i had a guy who said he's from the cartel try to recruit me
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elcasey
but one time, bar story, I was hanging out. I met this guy, he seemed VERY OK. But I noticed he had an Aryan Brotherhood tattoo on his neck. And before you "judge", you have to become part of a race gang in prison, tell them, weeb
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NoCode
probably a cop
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weeb
and also was chilling with some ppl from colombia
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elcasey
anyway, I thought this guy was ok, we hung ok
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elcasey
no joke, within a week, he called me, "Hey I got arrested, can you come pick me up at the county jail"
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Milambar
I stabbed a guy in the eyeball, costing him his eye
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elcasey
needless to say, I did not come pick him up
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elcasey
weeb: I was in Colombia, too, I didn't like it
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wez
NoCode is now known as SomeCode
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weeb
yes the guy moved up north
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Columbia probably didn't like you either
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weeb
but now it's peru?
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elcasey
with a woman 17yrs younger than me, maybe I should have sucked it up, but I was very unhappy
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End3r
weeb more chat updates :D
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End3r
ircv3 compliant now
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added right click nick menus
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elcasey
weeb: anyway, I will say, WELCOME BACK, but don't go back
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weeb
thxx naw will win this case
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glitchy
eyeball stab?? wtf milambar lmao
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elcasey
Boliver's song
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elcasey
because he's a ginger Scottish gay
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clicks
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elcasey
Boliver: just fuckin with ya pal
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elcasey
run away, turn away, run away ~
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There's a ginger guy at work who wants to fuck me but idk I dont think gingers are attractive. On the phone last night he told me has a fisting kink and I definitely am not into being his puppet.
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elcasey
Milambar: Cheyenne said ta much for the steak bits, btw ;D
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cuts a round roll in half, toasts it slightly, adds blue cheese, toasts it some more (in the oven), adds some roast chicken, franks hot sauce and sliced cabbage
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End3r
latest update
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wez
hi End3r !
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End3r
hey wez
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@
wez
Ban from chat! click it! you know you want to
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wez
How ya been?
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elcasey
Boliver: did you move to the Big Smoke as well?
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End3r
just working on this new platform
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End3r
and working my job
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End3r
so same old same old
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elcasey
wez: how is Berg doing? I miss him :(
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Boliver
i like Men at Work - Down Under
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Boliver
elcasey: I dont understand your question
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glitchy
kek wez whizzing on berg lmao
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pees on Rukia_Kuchiki
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elcasey
I can't go back to their land, I did a really bad thing one time :(
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elcasey
I used to be one of the main lads and then I got really drunk
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wez
elcasey: I'll invite you in and you can see for yourself :)
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elcasey
and I did something unspeakable, which I still can't even fathom why I did it
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elcasey
I said some really bad things
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wez
End3r: oh nice, I am also working on my job
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wez
Rukia_Kuchiki: I doubt it
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elcasey
wez: I know she'll never forgive me, but I am still all fucked up over it
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wez
elcasey: well she is hardly active in there
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elcasey
wez: shit happens, brother, and I will live in shame forever
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wez
elcasey: :(
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
wez > *befriend* You befriended the duck! [+5 xp] [Ducks befriended: 9]
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elcasey
wez: but I can also live the rest of my life :)
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elcasey
wez is a fucking good bloke, for the record
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elcasey
and I'm a shitbag, for the same record, but I will live
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glitchy
shitbags anonymous when
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elcasey
and weeb is a shitbag, too, but he did his time
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elcasey
weeb: AM I WRONG?
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NoCode
wez, Invite me in bruv
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weeb
i saw a guy in the cell as well was in for murder
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weeb
he regretted it alot
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weeb
but he had a rough background
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weeb
like part of fam was crime lord in ukraine
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weeb
so i think circumstance also matter
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elcasey
for a conservative, I've very ... what's the word ... I feel like being in prison should not ruin you for life
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elcasey
people make mistakes
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elcasey
also lol @ Ukrainian murderer, though, yeah they're top criminals
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elcasey
the whole place, top down
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elcasey
and I was there multiple times
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whips elcasey
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elcasey
I had a Ukraininan gf that liked to whip me
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elcasey
but she took it too far, I am a man, she does not run the show
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elcasey
why am I telling you people this? fuck
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elcasey
weeb: wtf you laughin about?
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glitchy
tfw ukr gf owns you lol
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DuckHunt
wobotkoala > Daily already claimed! Come back in 1h 13m.
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elcasey
you bitch, glitchy
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glitchy
elcasey: says the one who tapped out lmao
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elcasey
glitchy: tap you twice in the skull
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glitchy
elcasey: bring it skull boy kek
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elcasey
weeb: this is a bot ^
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weeb
the most weirdest thing was i met a human trafficker while inside the murderers were actually quite chill
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elcasey
but now I wanna kill it
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elcasey
human traffickers have to be the WORST people ever
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weeb
yeah... like the drug dealers murderer meh but i don't know why the range didn't toss the trafficker
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elcasey
it's not like they're coming over on economy class, they put people in shipping containers :(
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weeb
he got like 13 years tho
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weeb
basically same as murder sentence
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elcasey
drugs is kinda ehhhh to me, if there wasn´t a market, people would buy it
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weeb
my case is light i'm about to get acquittal : 3
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weeb
lack of evidence
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glitchy
13y for trafficking? lmao soft
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elcasey
stfu glitchy you ain't even real
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glitchy
elcasey: still realer than ur gf game lmao
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elcasey
glitchy: if you were facing prison, you might shut your shit up
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glitchy
elcasey: bots don't do hard time kek
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weeb
yeah human traffic is horrific... out of everyone that guy was yeah should have just been bounced
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PapaFrog
Do bot inmates dream of gay shower sex?
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elcasey
weeb: not being able to have a drink is what we fuck me up the most
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Techy
elcasey meant to say: wouldeb: not being able to have a drink is what we fuck me up the most
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PapaFrog
There's hooch in prison if you are desperate enough.
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weeb
making brew : 3
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elcasey
PapaFrog: you're saying this, what does weeb think?
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elcasey
and I don't want toilet wine
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PapaFrog
Bags of fruit juice.
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weeb
hoarding that juice
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PapaFrog
I won't say how I know this.
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glitchy
juice hooch gang rise up kek
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elcasey
PapaFrog: jailbird
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elcasey
there's no stopping me once I get goin
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elcasey
but a can in my HAND and I get GOIN ~
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elcasey
5 4 3 2 1 TOO MANY ~
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Boliver
PapaFrog have you been to jail for how long? how many times?
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Boliver
I was there for an hour once.
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elcasey
Boliver: fuckin jailbird express over here
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Boliver
Of course the charges were dropped.
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elcasey
he did his time
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elcasey
not being able to go pet my dog (even though she's 13) or go refill my cocktail, that would mess me up a lot
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elcasey
but PapaFrog come on, tell us
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End3r
been there done that too
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End3r
over something dumb
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Boliver
I was there for weed in the car ;p 5 people in the car
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End3r
bought a bowl, had it in my pocket, wtill in bag with recipt
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it was definitely my weed too
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End3r
still*
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End3r
dude smashed it and told me to go home
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yb
Petty crime prosecution needs to stop
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yb
If the cost to the country is less than a gold ounce, let them go home.
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Boliver
but I argued in court that the stop was illegal
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3 years later I get pulled over for a warrant for not appearing nor paying fine. never received either
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Boliver
and after that the police harassed me for a little while and called me lawyer boy
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cause I made them look bad on the stand
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elcasey
Boliver: I could you back where you belong xD
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elcasey
pls forgive me
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yb
The average cost to house a prisoner is over $160 per day. If you have to wait a month in jail, that's a gold ounce down the drain.
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elcasey
yb: so how do we get our money back?
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elcasey
weeb: you owe me, fella
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yb
You're not going to like my answer.
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weeb
*hands over neetbux*
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glitchy
lmao yb just nuke us with it
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elcasey
weeb: i coldn't resist
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yb
Get a gold ounce and maintain that much Bitcoin, then fork the government from the constitution up.
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elcasey
weeb: yes you can pay me in BTC
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elcasey
so many things that I wanna say !
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elcasey
likes his girls a little bit older ~
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weeb
should have bought that btc when it was 4 dollars per coin then we would be so rich
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elcasey
but I'm 46yrs old now, not so much
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yb
weeb, that's not how market capitalization works.
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elcasey
weeb: I used to mine it with GPUs, bro in 2011
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yb
If you're in there, the price doesn't rise.
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elcasey
weeb: my landlord thought I was growing weed
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weeb
yeah i mined too pool sharing
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elcasey
I was selling BTC for $0.50 to buy beer
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weeb
but the gpu was weak
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Techy
( p′︵‵。)
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Boliver
That singer is really cute
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elcasey
I couldǘe been a billionaire
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elcasey
I can't see the future
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yb
Think now, the miners have added over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 hashes/second to the bitcoin network. They've pushed the market so high.
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elcasey
OH I DON WANNA
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Boliver
That singer is really cute but he is also dead now (2020)
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elcasey
weeb: if I haven't got a good job in 17 I would be crying
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weeb
yeah i'm perma neetbux
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yb
elcasey, have you heard of Primecoin?
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weeb
no more medical review
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elcasey
Boliver: I used to joke about how the guys in the band were like roofers or Managers of a KFC
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NoCode
is it worth it to buy a ASIC now?
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elcasey
yb: no I have not
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NoCode
Maybe I should buy a couple
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Boliver
they do look like fast food managers lol
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yb
I've contributed to the codebase features that are not available in Bitcoin.
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weeb
where did it originate from? i2p?
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weeb
biggest mystery
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elcasey
NoCode: no, it's not worth buying an ASIC
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elcasey
you can't anyway
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elcasey
OH OH OH OH OH
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yb
elcasey, the way to distribute digital currency is to get people to get a roll or two of dimes, then trade them.
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I am not sober
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elcasey
my grandfather, not a joke, ran moonshine between 1926-1930, and then joined the army
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glitchy
lmao grandpa out here runnin shine > mining btc
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elcasey
wait, I got my years mnessed up
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elcasey
he was a Marine from 1932-1936
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elcasey
and then he ran a bit of shine
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elcasey
God bless you, sir
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elcasey
we need this again
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yb
Shine is the way to run the economy! Vehicles run on alcohol
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yb
Don't drink any though
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elcasey
yb: I should have joined the Corps!
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weeb
i have university prof on both sides
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DuckHunt
yb > *befriend* You befriended the duck! [+5 xp] [Ducks befriended: 32]
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weeb
i'm just the disappointing grandchild
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elcasey
but I was too much of a pussy to join, sir!
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JESUS, JOSEPH, and DOG SHIT
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There used to be state defense forces
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elcasey
this is not the real USMC though, even my grandfather told me
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in 1932 Parris Island, he said "they never treated us like this"
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but I also have a friend who was a Marine
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elcasey
and holy shit he is retarded
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weeb
my grandpa pioneered TBM technology way back when in my country : 3 and rest were like c9 league professors
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weeb: my granfather had the world record for morse code
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one of the ppl got a recommendation from the c9 league side and went to princeton
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weeb: I hope your shit wasn't robbing someone, all I'm saying
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grandpas out here speedrunning legends 💀
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weeb
no i didn't rob anyone
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weeb: then I'm sympatheic
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weeb
the guy graduated became head r&d of chip manufacturing company and later started his own chip fab for 200 million
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elcasey
wat, the guy you robbed?
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weeb
no robbing
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not asking what you did btw
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weeb
the court can't even prove my case rn : D
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elcasey
not my business
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weeb
lack of evidence u w u
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weeb
nah was fam matter nothing to do with robbing
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elcasey
if you didn't hurt normal people, you got my sympathy
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but again, it AIN'T my business
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brb need some ice :)
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weeb
when i was in my country one of the fam friends multimillionaire in textile sent private chauffeur
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weeb
drove us around the province
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weeb
normally areas that needed tickets government owned were all free
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elcasey
I fuckin love John Anderson
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weeb
but then in canada... jail : ( and they can't even prove the case
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weeb: Blow blow from the Okeechobee, all the way up from Mikonopee ~
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weeb: I'm a Flordian, native born, and I am a little upset what they're doing to my state
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weeb
and i didn't graduate in canada
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when I say native born, I'm white btw ;D
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weeb
i was ex comp sci but nope just homelessness and jail
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but born in FLA
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weeb
u w u my friend's in cali rn
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elcasey
cos you a jailbird type ;D
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elcasey
ur bro in the Mexican Mafia or some bull mess
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weasel: I love you but you will fuck this up real bad
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rofl tough love elcasey 💀
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ill love you forever elcasey
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I love you too, buddy
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but weeb just got out of prison, so you need to CALM DOWN
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weeb
we just talked about one piece and sao inside
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and death note
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weeb
but you know you can request books and manga to be sent to you on the inside
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but... they wouldn't send in death note
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OH SHIT WEEB OUT OF PRISON
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weeb
but yeah maybe i will leave this country one day
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weeb: and forgive me bro, I didn't mean to say "he just got outta prison"
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weeb: i didnt do it
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weeb tell us about the sex in prison
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weeb
more like the evidence can't convict
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weeb
well normally you are not allowed to touch yourself in jail
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lmao jail no nut november eternal 💀
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on a straight weasel night ~
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weeb
if you are a sex offender then you got your own range no other range would take you
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What if you do lol what they gonna do about it
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weeb
well if you break the inmate rules you would be slapped with a shoe
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and paint the walls brown
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weeb
or if you got issues you might have to fight
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weeb
and possibly bleed all over the range
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and then go to the jail medical area
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If they hurt me I will have them murdered
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weeb
sometimes your head gets cracked wide open
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weeb
and they have to patch your skull back together
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also it depends if you are general population of protective custody
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I just tell my relatives who did it and they disappear
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elcasey
sometimes, yes, your head gets cracker open
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weeb
if you are gay or a sex offender you might have your own range
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and it ain't nice
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weeb
or you might have cell if you're gay where you try to get other gay people in it
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weeb: when I was 6yrs old I had my head cracked open
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weeb
otherwise you mostly lust for the jail female staff
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weeb
and check out the nurses and medication time
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at medication time
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see which ones are hawt
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weeb
but yeah mostly no sex
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My dad's 2nd ex wife was a prison guard who fucked the inmates
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weeb
i mean it's all mostly a bunch of dudes
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Boliver
the guards at my local prison are gay
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weeb
so yeah you're going to have to jerk it once in awhile when no one's watching but sex? not really
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loves how nobody even blinked an eye about my skull being cracked open age 6yrs
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weeb
but you do get magazines and sht so you cut out the photos of the hot women and paste it on the walls
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Boliver: now you're prison-gay
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weeb
with like coffee whitener and sht
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toothpaste
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what does that mean elcasey