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[00:11:14] + Boliver 2hat

[00:12:52] + Boliver There's a ginger guy at work who wants to fuck me but idk I dont think gingers are attractive. On the phone last night he told me has a fisting kink and I definitely am not into being his puppet.

[00:17:13] + Boliver i like Men at Work - Down Under

[00:17:21] + Boliver elcasey: I dont understand your question

[00:41:36] + Boliver PapaFrog have you been to jail for how long? how many times?

[00:41:58] + Boliver I was there for an hour once.

[00:42:22] + Boliver Of course the charges were dropped.

[00:45:21] + Boliver I was there for weed in the car ;p 5 people in the car

[00:45:36] + Boliver it was definitely my weed too

[00:45:38] + Boliver ;p

[00:46:26] + Boliver but I argued in court that the stop was illegal

[00:46:34] + Boliver and I won

[00:46:48] + Boliver and after that the police harassed me for a little while and called me lawyer boy

[00:47:05] + Boliver cause I made them look bad on the stand

[00:51:47] + Boliver That singer is really cute

[00:53:10] + Boliver That singer is really cute but he is also dead now (2020)

[00:54:26] + Boliver they do look like fast food managers lol

[01:21:08] + Boliver weeb tell us about the sex in prison

[01:21:50] + Boliver What if you do lol what they gonna do about it

[01:22:16] + Boliver I bite

[01:22:21] + Boliver and paint the walls brown

[01:22:58] + Boliver If they hurt me I will have them murdered

[01:23:42] + Boliver I just tell my relatives who did it and they disappear

[01:24:53] + Boliver My dad's 2nd ex wife was a prison guard who fucked the inmates

[01:25:31] + Boliver the guards at my local prison are gay

[01:26:39] + Boliver what does that mean elcasey

[01:27:56] + Boliver The one time I was in jail for an hour they wouldn't give me my glasses and they put me in a cell with a man sitting at what I thought was a desk in a brown shirt. No. He was an imate. He wasn't at a desk. He was at the toilet. The brown shirt is what all had on under the orange prison jumpsuit.

[01:28:09] + Boliver when I approached him he got real nervous and called for the guards

[01:28:20] + Boliver then they let him out

[01:28:27] + Boliver and he thought I was gonna rape him or something

[01:31:03] + Boliver My brother justin always hits on the lady guards and gets them to bring him a cell phone then he txts me from inside the jail

[01:34:19] + Boliver what End3r

[01:38:17] + Boliver just use a chef knife then

[01:39:13] + Boliver In prison I would get murdered by the guardds for trying to kill them first

[01:47:20] + Boliver whats different End3r

[01:49:25] + Boliver /nick Bolivar']Drop Table Users;

[01:59:23] + Boliver .yt hodl gang john mcafee

[01:59:33] + Boliver watch that weasel

[01:59:35] + Boliver lol

[02:00:34] + Boliver $tea weasel

[02:01:34] + Boliver weasel: I can't

[16:56:06] + Boliver hello figs

[16:56:16] + Boliver That is not a typo

[16:56:22] + Boliver you are all figures of my imagination

[16:56:35] + Boliver aka figs

[16:59:53] + Boliver Hello MaidenAmerica

[17:00:50] + Boliver Lets fight

[17:01:21] + Boliver Be my new kaitphone

[17:02:06] + Boliver i only paid for five minutes

[17:02:08] + Boliver I've seen this

[17:02:10] + Boliver lol

[17:02:12] + Boliver :D

[17:02:14] + Boliver I'm imitating it

[17:02:17] + Boliver :D

[17:02:28] + Boliver thank you for getting the reference

[17:02:39] + Boliver I'm fully amused

[17:04:30] + Boliver Enjoy. I don't partake in the stuff.

[17:06:18] + Boliver Sorry, you're what?

[17:11:49] + Boliver give me that

[17:41:20] + Boliver hi ButtrdBread

[17:42:35] + Boliver not the IRC user

[17:43:07] + Boliver your ircnick makes me hungry

[17:44:14] + Boliver glitchy?

[17:45:52] + Boliver I'm a whole damn part mix.

[17:45:59] + Boliver s/part/party

[17:54:44] + Boliver oi

[17:55:13] + Boliver hi Spktrm, whats up

[17:57:36] + Boliver loulan: I used to take entire nations offline for less

[17:58:41] + Boliver Spktrm: more like 42/m/paris

[17:59:03] + Boliver 41/m/paris

[17:59:31] + Boliver I am 41/m/Fort Dodge, Iowa

[18:00:08] + Boliver I appreciate that

[18:00:19] + Boliver Welcome to the boonies, we've got fun and games

[18:01:03] + Boliver loulan: pussy?

[18:01:39] + Boliver pasta? no wonder you're so fat

[18:01:50] + Boliver loulan is thinner than Boliver

[18:02:20] + Boliver what's your waist loulan

[18:02:31] + Boliver pants size?

[18:02:57] + Boliver Yeah loulan is a stick

[18:03:30] + Boliver we measure pants waist size in inches

[18:04:34] + Boliver He's not a MD, he's a PhD

[18:05:26] + Boliver ah a frenchie speaking German

[18:06:38] + Boliver loulan has 3 houses and more shoes than a woman

[18:07:13] + Boliver tell her you're not as weird as Boliver

[18:16:30] + Boliver ButtrdBread: I would never murder your whole family.

[18:16:39] + Boliver despite loulan's suggestion

[18:16:58] + Boliver the masons would

[18:18:42] + Boliver ButtrdBread: <3

[18:19:07] + Boliver .yt it's guy love

[18:20:33] + Boliver loulan: I'm on a bank account with 100k in it

[18:20:47] + Boliver the money belongs to the masons

[18:20:56] + Boliver it's tempting to steal it I admit but never gonna happen

[18:21:20] + Boliver They would prosecute too

[18:21:35] + Boliver twenty two

[18:23:48] + Boliver loulan: If you want to join, join

[18:23:53] + Boliver but I am not encouraging you

[18:23:56] + Boliver or discouraging you

[18:24:31] + Boliver but you have to profess belief in a supreme being

[18:24:55] + Boliver just lie

[18:25:41] + Boliver They'll never know unless they interview your family, gf, dog, etc

[18:26:24] + Boliver and they might interview anyone you put on your application

[18:26:46] + Boliver or mention when talking to them

[18:27:17] + Boliver translate it

[18:27:48] + Boliver let me check to see if that is a recognized body

[18:28:40] + Boliver The Grand Orient de France (GODF) is not recognized as a "regular" Masonic body by the United Grand Lodge of England (UGLE) or most Anglo-American Grand Lodges. It is the largest Masonic group in France, but it practices "Continental Freemasonry" (or Liberal Masonry), which permits political discussion and atheism, diverging from regular tradition

[18:29:29] + Boliver I would not be able to discuss freemasonry with you loulan

[18:30:39] + Boliver The United Grand Lodge of England (UGLE) recognizes the Grande Loge Nationale Française (GLNF) as the sole regular Masonic body in France.

[18:31:28] + Boliver he gonna get Sarcozeyed

[18:32:19] + Boliver ButtrdBread: quit acting like a Boliver

[18:33:50] + Boliver whatever karenphone

[18:34:26] + Boliver lmao loulan

[18:34:32] + Boliver it's so true

[18:35:10] + Boliver enjoy the trip

[18:36:32] + Boliver Hello toni. Please come sit at my table.

[18:37:28] + Boliver We will get a lot of food from the food bank

[18:37:38] + Boliver and eat like kings for a week

[18:39:47] + Boliver they are psychedelic mushrooms

[18:40:03] + Boliver .ud blue caps

[18:41:33] + Boliver ...

[18:46:04] + Boliver .yt weird al just eat it

[18:46:36] + Boliver my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[18:46:39] + Boliver my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[18:47:47] + Boliver aMy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[18:47:49] + Boliver And they're like it's better than yours

[18:47:51] + Boliver Damn right, it's better than yours

[18:47:53] + Boliver I could teach you, but I'd have to charge

[18:48:08] + Boliver .yt kelis milkshake

[18:51:33] + Boliver .yt I'm the only gay eskimo

[18:52:17] + Boliver a caffeine pill is exactly what it sounds like

[18:52:22] + Boliver it's white

[18:52:26] + Boliver it's made of caffeine

[18:52:39] + Boliver usually 100 oe 200 mg dosages

[18:52:56] + Boliver coffee gives me the shits

[18:53:03] + Boliver so I take caffeine pills

[18:54:28] + Boliver say more

[18:54:46] + Boliver I'm not, make me aware

[18:55:24] + Boliver I challenge you all to 100

[18:55:26] + Boliver .trivia

[18:55:53] + Boliver Dire Straights

[18:55:56] + Boliver Dire Straight

[18:56:00] + Boliver no

[18:56:10] + Boliver I nisspell

[18:56:13] + Boliver bo

[18:56:15] + Boliver no

[18:56:53] + Boliver Monaco

[18:57:25] + Boliver France

[18:57:31] + Boliver same thing

[18:57:41] + Boliver austria

[18:57:54] + Boliver iron

[18:57:57] + Boliver copper

[18:58:00] + Boliver line

[18:58:15] + Boliver Austria

[18:58:26] + Boliver Czecholo

[18:58:48] + Boliver ur nan

[18:59:06] + Boliver Robert Gordon

[18:59:25] + Boliver Robert Collin

[18:59:33] + Boliver rude

[19:01:16] + Boliver its !duckstats

[19:01:48] + Boliver oh well then fuck off

[19:02:11] + Boliver Peorth: kill wandfar

[19:10:25] + Boliver what model rpi

[19:11:24] + Boliver i mean, they're alright, but you can find a 10th gen intel cpu used for about the same price and 10x performance ;)

[19:11:47] + Boliver antitheus: since End3r enabled talkback

[19:15:22] + Boliver lol

[19:17:37] + Boliver I'm not gay. I'm bi. 18 - fucked girls 19 fucked guys 20 - fucked girls 21 - fucked guys ... so on. It's an odd year. I'm 41. So I'm fucking guys now.

[19:18:22] + Boliver lol no that is comedy

[19:18:36] + Boliver but not far from the truth!

[19:18:43] + Boliver I am bi

[19:18:46] + Boliver and alternate

[19:19:43] + Boliver I like girls and girly men.

[19:20:33] + Boliver You know? the kind with well kept appearances. no beards.

[19:20:35] + Boliver !bang

[19:23:18] + Boliver I am a vers top. I'm usually a top but I'll take a cock if the other guy has a bigger dick than me and wants to top. ;p

[19:28:18] + Boliver https://sharey.org/p9vgCC.png

[19:29:04] + Boliver antitheus: I never share porn links

[19:31:06] + Boliver Spreek Engels, klootzakken! ;)

[19:32:10] + Boliver no you're not

[19:32:14] + Boliver a week at Crete eh

[19:32:17] + Boliver vacationing

[19:32:20] + Boliver 25c

[19:32:24] + Boliver nice weather

[19:32:26] + Boliver working

[19:32:29] + Boliver fuck you

[19:32:32] + Boliver I can read

[19:33:20] + Boliver yes

[19:33:33] + Boliver I have lots of spy equipment

[19:33:44] + Boliver and I have sworn my allegiance to the US of A

[19:34:26] + Boliver my favorite tech is the HackRF module

[19:34:55] + Boliver anything from like a few mhz to 4 GHz I can receive or broadcast

[19:36:42] + Boliver I have a good memory I never needed to cheat

[19:37:53] + Boliver I can fly an airplane

[19:38:13] + Boliver and I live next to the airport

[19:38:48] + Boliver I have gotten high on an airplane but I haven't fucked on one yet

[19:39:22] + Boliver no

[19:39:28] + Boliver I mean drugs

[19:39:44] + Boliver No

[19:40:19] + Boliver cba yes it would be hard if I am the only pilot or the copilot was the person I was fucking

[19:41:06] + Boliver I've only flown small twin propeller cessna aircraft

[19:42:08] + Boliver I had an interest from an early age in flight but I can't do the math to be a pilot

[19:42:17] + Boliver you have to do calculus

[19:42:36] + Boliver And I didn't understand it back then

[19:42:53] + Boliver so I can only fly the small crafts

[19:42:57] + Boliver not the big ones

[19:43:37] + Boliver 6 seater airplanes

[19:43:54] + Boliver Iowa

[19:44:21] + Boliver not as in fart

[19:44:25] + Boliver as in actual crop dusting

[19:45:19] + Boliver I am afraid of heights and sudden collissions with the ground so

[19:45:24] + Boliver I don't like to fly

[19:45:38] + Boliver but I used to

[19:45:55] + Boliver close call scared the bejeezus out of me

[19:46:00] + Boliver so i dont like it

[19:47:31] + Boliver There are two things i don't care for. Heights and having a gun pointed at me. That's why I have to have one to shoot the other guy with first.

[19:50:41] + Boliver Naemuti: we turned a few states blue recently

[19:56:06] + Boliver wandfar is a troll that roams irc - i've seen em around on this and other networks like undernet

[19:56:59] + Boliver if you say so

[19:59:47] + Boliver 8647?

[19:59:49] + Boliver yes

[20:00:35] + Boliver to 86 something is to remove it/disable it/nullify/neutralize/maybe possibly kill

[20:03:22] + Boliver obviously NotBoliver

[20:03:56] + Boliver Milambar wants to transplant them

[20:05:05] + Boliver He's coming for your balls iwof

[20:05:25] + Boliver .yt narwhals song

[20:10:59] + Boliver duck inc

[20:13:04] + Boliver !bef

[20:13:14] + Boliver ok I'm a lair

[20:13:24] + Boliver s/lair/liar

[20:13:26] + Boliver !daily

[21:19:05] + Boliver glitchy: ask End3r why you are ignoring me

[21:21:03] + Boliver Frog legs for dinner

[21:22:13] + Boliver Who licked you

[21:23:52] + Boliver he flirts with men on IRC

[21:24:01] + Boliver that doesn't make him gay does it?

[21:24:55] + Boliver you're not the boss wandfar

[21:26:16] + Boliver What does it take to turn a frog gay

[21:27:55] + Boliver hmmm lots of twinks in the navy

[21:29:16] + Boliver There's a lot of klingons on your anus.

[21:31:37] + Boliver Japanese bidets are out of this world awesome and over engineered

[21:31:56] + Boliver .strivia

[21:32:00] + Boliver f u

[21:32:21] + Boliver You're right

[21:32:34] + Boliver I did it because you ended a trivia round I began earlier

[21:32:37] + Boliver to spite you

[21:35:44] + Boliver yes

[21:36:01] + Boliver boo

[21:38:54] + Boliver that was a sick burn

[21:39:18] + Boliver Fact of the matter is I am way more attractive than karenphone

[21:40:00] + Boliver I'm charming

[21:42:51] + Boliver loulan: do you follow football

[21:43:49] + Boliver loulan: do you support PSG or someone else?

[21:45:19] + Boliver Milambar: what did you eat

[21:46:43] + Boliver lovely topic

[21:47:18] + Boliver Should I shave my buttfur Milambar

[21:49:52] + Boliver how rude

[21:50:03] + Boliver see how karenphone is a bitch as soon as you joined

[21:50:11] + Boliver she called ya a poop chunk FlatEarther

[21:50:52] + Boliver dc7800 never talks

[21:51:15] + Boliver just pings out and reconneects

[21:53:45] + Boliver did you deserve it?

[23:42:59] + Boliver I am going to be on my best behavior =]

[23:43:40] + Boliver Ok I will be on better than best.

[23:43:46] + Boliver For about 20 hours.

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