IRC Driven

[00:00:33] + Boliver They say you are what you eat

[00:03:21] + Boliver Reminds me of a line from Happy Gilmore: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

[00:03:51] + Boliver I like Adam Sandler movies

[00:05:07] + Boliver hello buster how are you this fine day

[00:06:54] + Boliver My main protest are the double standards.

[00:07:03] + Boliver But I will be quiet.

[00:07:05] + Boliver sorry

[00:08:41] + Boliver buster: I have been on IRC for 20 years and I literally authored a book on IRC and had a semi main stream IRC client 20 years ago. ;)

[00:09:33] + Boliver No, he has a mainstream irc client now

[00:10:15] + Boliver I will not confirm nor deny more guesses

[00:13:03] + Boliver I paid for mirc

[00:15:19] + Boliver now I use glowing bear (web - electron app) to connect to weechat to connect to znc to connect to rizon

[00:18:06] + Boliver I think I need to spend less time annoying people on IRC and more time working outside now that the weather has warmed up

[00:20:01] + Boliver cats are purrverts

[00:20:20] + Boliver if I go take a shit I sometimes get 2-3 cats in there with me

[00:31:36] + Boliver wandfar: Live long and prosper

[00:35:33] + Boliver I like the subject of weed - and bongs - i do not like country genre very much. And this AI voice has blips that make it sound AI - generated

[00:39:26] + Boliver good

[00:42:30] + Boliver what food dish?

[00:42:47] + Boliver oh

[00:43:01] + Boliver I am being good now

[00:44:03] + Boliver No, I must be presentable

[00:44:49] + Boliver check the $menu

[01:06:48] + Boliver hi

[01:18:51] + Boliver gn

[17:09:32] + Boliver hello, it is me, well-behaved Boliver chatting at you live

[17:12:42] + Boliver oh we're going to play that game huh

[17:13:15] + Boliver oh wait

[17:13:19] + Boliver I need to be well behaved

[17:13:21] + Boliver nvm

[17:29:08] + Boliver :)

[17:37:25] + Boliver why wof

[17:37:29] + Boliver I am well behaved now

[17:45:52] + Boliver sorry there was a dutch oven war

[17:45:58] + Boliver I couldn't resist a pillow shart

[17:46:25] + Boliver Rukia_Kuchiki is funny

[17:46:30] + Boliver :)

[17:46:32] + Boliver We having fun

[17:50:17] + Boliver wof: Boliver impervious to bans

[17:50:58] + Boliver I had a goat once.

[17:51:01] + Boliver But I ate it.

[17:51:42] + Boliver I eat lamb approximately 0 times

[17:51:49] + Boliver I never eat lamb

[17:51:58] + Boliver like you can't even buy it at my grocery store

[17:52:16] + Boliver wIt's just not typical american cuisine

[17:52:34] + Boliver Milambar: yes

[17:52:39] + Boliver they have it

[17:52:51] + Boliver if you order it

[17:52:58] + Boliver you can't just walk in and get one

[18:13:44] + Boliver we eat a lot of beef, pork, or chicken here in Iowa

[18:14:07] + Boliver pork and eggs are the cheapest meats there are

[18:14:40] + Boliver obviously penis counts as chicken as it is known as "Rooster" or "cock"

[18:15:22] + Boliver cum: the other white meat

[18:26:10] + Boliver It's a 3 hour drive to Omaha from here.

[18:26:42] + Boliver Right

[18:26:47] + Boliver why

[18:27:50] + Boliver I love ragbrai but I am not tough enough to do it yet

[18:29:09] + Boliver End3r: exhibit A ^

[18:30:42] + Boliver I have to be nice Milambar. No insults.

[18:34:01] + Boliver I could e-bike it lol

[18:34:09] + Boliver is that against the rules?

[18:34:13] + Boliver lol

[18:35:31] + Boliver What do you mean no nuts?

[18:36:05] + Boliver you're calling Milambar "no nuts" that's not very nice.

[18:36:33] + Boliver I thought, initially, you were complaining about a food nut

[18:37:18] + Boliver Very sad. But it's life.

[18:37:23] + Boliver At least he's alive

[18:37:39] + Boliver great

[18:38:00] + Boliver He doesn't appreciate it when I joke about it. It doesn't respond to me. Like he is not responding to you.

[18:38:15] + Boliver s/it/He

[18:38:28] + Boliver nah he's there

[18:38:35] + Boliver He just doesn't like nut talk

[18:39:09] + Boliver be nice to our friend Milambar

[18:40:09] + Boliver hi wof

[18:41:59] + Boliver hi Syndus

[18:42:15] + Boliver doin time in ircjail

[18:43:05] + Boliver Are you drinking?

[18:43:49] + Boliver Oh ok

[18:43:52] + Boliver good

[18:44:36] + Boliver I have biases against drunkards.

[18:45:02] + Boliver That's why I asked.

[18:46:55] + Boliver Because you are a drunkard and you are going out for a drink.

[18:47:15] + Boliver Or for another reason?

[18:49:06] + Boliver Syndus is like that character from Trailer Park Boys who always has an unspillable magical mixed drink in his hand that replenishes itself

[18:56:02] + Boliver He's mad I can tell when he's drunk on IRC and know he's not a recovered alcohplic

[18:57:26] + Boliver Syndus: I am sorry

[18:58:23] + Boliver I am happy for you I am dealing with another friend who has drank himself into liver cancer and he's going to die from his drinking

[18:59:09] + Boliver He calls me drunk and talks a bunch of nonsense like he's going to light people on fire and shit

[19:00:20] + Boliver he tells people he doesn't drink but drinks like 2 pints of vodka a day

[19:01:44] + Boliver <3

[19:02:59] + Boliver prunes are dried plums right? So wouldn't prunes be juiceless?

[19:03:16] + Boliver is prune juice an oxymoron?

[19:04:07] + Boliver hi Syndus how are you mate sorry I am an assface

[19:04:26] + Boliver :D

[19:06:37] + Boliver so you dry the plums then hot-wet the plums then presumably filter, pasteurize, and bottle/can it. So it's prune tea.

[19:06:54] + Boliver Plumb tea

[19:12:26] + Boliver It's a eunucque situation.

[19:12:55] + Boliver thanks Milambar <3

[19:16:29] + Boliver So at work the guys are like "You look different Boliver, what happened" and all I did was start tucking my work shirt in because it's two sizes oversized for me

[19:16:41] + Boliver !bang

[19:17:06] + Boliver Oh and I've been working out ;p

[19:17:27] + Boliver so my biceps are making everyone drool

[19:18:33] + Boliver "put those guns away Boliver, you're making me horny"

[19:19:50] + Boliver Syndus: enjoy walmart

[19:20:05] + Boliver I just shop online to avoid people there

[19:29:48] + Boliver hi Madafaka

[19:30:18] + Boliver how are you this fine day

[19:30:46] + Boliver it's spring.

[19:31:14] + Boliver Summer comes in June

[19:31:26] + Boliver Seasons

[19:31:57] + Boliver hi ideal

[19:32:00] + Boliver o7

[19:32:16] + Boliver the word of the day is legs

[19:32:19] + Boliver now go spread the word

[19:37:24] + Boliver Madafaka: a customer ordered bacon well done at my McDonalds today

[19:37:45] + Boliver so I had to cook bacon for like 150secs instead of 98

[19:40:08] + Boliver that is not an item at McDonalds. McDonalds does have several onion products. Slivered onions. Crispy onions. Rehydrated onion flakes. The ranch and the mac sauce have onion too.

[19:40:36] + Boliver I know this because I am allergic to onions.

[19:40:52] + Boliver and I am the kitchen guru

[19:41:59] + Boliver $f

[19:42:21] + Boliver sunday 69

[19:42:28] + Boliver perfect

[19:43:20] + Boliver I will ride the lawn mower around shirtless for an hour.

[19:44:12] + Boliver Fort Dodge 90 miles from Des Moines, to the north and west

[19:44:34] + Boliver 3 hours to ya

[19:45:05] + Boliver omaha is like 3 hr 7 mins

[19:45:26] + Boliver and SF SD is 3 hr 10 mins or 3 hr 40 mins depending on route there'd a 3 hr 20 min option too

[19:46:11] + Boliver You don't want to find me.

[19:47:25] + Boliver He lives in London

[19:47:31] + Boliver area

[19:47:49] + Boliver What is the correct city?

[19:48:09] + Boliver .f -n Milambar

[19:49:17] + Boliver Sorry Americans are geographically stupid

[19:49:43] + Boliver We know US geography

[19:49:58] + Boliver Well our borders are huge

[19:50:24] + Boliver lol the king was just speaking to our congress like two days ago

[19:50:49] + Boliver Well they are basically actors

[19:50:55] + Boliver rich well paid actors

[19:51:24] + Boliver 404

[19:51:27] + Boliver Milambar:

[19:52:37] + Boliver where is it

[19:52:46] + Boliver I see it

[19:52:51] + Boliver ok

[19:53:12] + Boliver what do you mean?

[19:53:19] + Boliver I can't tell the difference

[19:53:53] + Boliver Please pity my ignorance.

[19:54:54] + Boliver I see now

[19:55:03] + Boliver the wide part is supposed to be on the other side

[19:55:10] + Boliver the wider part of the white

[19:56:03] + Boliver The uninitiated could easily make this mistake but a loyal brit wouldn't

[19:56:57] + Boliver https://sharey.org/UilOym.png

[19:56:59] + Boliver !bang

[19:57:56] + Boliver that is probably a correct statement

[19:58:09] + Boliver trump is trying to negotiate for canada and the king said no

[19:58:19] + Boliver and here's a trump dumb bell

[19:58:45] + Boliver it sank like your numbers

[19:59:29] + Boliver I'm sorry this is a topic of current events not politics

[19:59:38] + Boliver :D

[20:03:26] + Boliver I am sorry Milambar if the US offended the King

[20:03:46] + Boliver it's because the inmates are running the asylum.

[20:04:20] + Boliver --yes

[20:05:36] + Boliver So, what else is news?

[20:11:01] + Boliver fuel at my local station was $4.50/gal today and that is really high

[20:11:10] + Boliver 87 octane no ethanol

[20:11:35] + Boliver ethanol is 3.95 87 octane

[20:11:41] + Boliver 87

[20:11:47] + Boliver 10% ethanol

[20:15:32] + Boliver 10% ethanol fuel is only cheaper here because of corn subsidies

[20:16:27] + Boliver I use no ethanol fuel in my lawn mower

[20:17:16] + Boliver my John Deer E130 requires no ethanol

[20:17:54] + Boliver :) yes

[20:18:23] + Boliver I also have a cub cadet but it needs work has a crack in the engine block

[20:18:55] + Boliver I also have a nice toro but it has a blown rod

[20:19:03] + Boliver ugh

[20:19:17] + Boliver I spend a lot of time mowing. it takes 8 hours to complete a mow here.

[20:20:53] + Boliver I used to have a Case tractor but I had to sell it

[20:21:16] + Boliver I still have the mower deck

[20:23:04] + Boliver It didn't really do the job any faster and I got stuck once and had to call a tow truck and spend $250 to get out of my predicament

[20:25:36] + Boliver whereas my small small John Deer I can tow with my pickup truck if I am stuck and if I get into any situation where my truck can't handle it then I probably shouldn't have been there

[20:27:12] + Boliver tractor PTO mower is 72'. Torro is 54. Cub Cadet and John Deer are 48.

[20:27:41] + Boliver ikr [7666]

[20:27:54] + Boliver no

[20:27:56] + Boliver inch

[20:28:03] + Boliver sorry

[20:30:35] + Boliver https://sharey.org/UQDBkm.png

[20:30:44] + Boliver January mornings in Iowa

[20:32:29] + Boliver It's a good price but I think you get fewer MPGs idk if it's worth it?

[20:32:56] + Boliver maybe if u have a 4c engine

[20:33:38] + Boliver yes

[20:34:10] + Boliver 405 hp engine in my truck moar powr h0h0h0

[20:36:42] + Boliver hi Spktrm

[20:36:45] + Boliver hru

[20:40:01] + Boliver yeah my collection of vehicles is a F150, 2 rangers, and an Explorer

[20:40:14] + Boliver yeah

[20:40:31] + Boliver pretty much suck but cheap interchangable easy to find parts mostly

[20:41:05] + Boliver I put $50 in the tank and I had a quarter of a tank

[20:43:12] + Boliver I should get a motorcycle for nice summer days getting back and forth to work, it would pay for itself

[21:38:53] + Boliver hi socraticDev :)))

[21:46:26] + Boliver !bang

[21:46:34] + Boliver fuck those decoys

[22:16:21] + Boliver hhi FlatEarther <3

[22:21:55] + Boliver FlatEarther: did you get high today

[22:42:47] + Boliver l:)

[22:54:35] + Boliver ender bender mo mender zender

[22:55:58] + Boliver Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[22:56:53] + Boliver no

[22:57:58] + Boliver The only stroke Boliver is having is a stroke at his cock later around 8pm central time join my livestream

[22:58:25] + Boliver I dont have a livestream

[23:01:57] + Boliver My jokes are awesome.

[23:02:40] + Boliver no

[23:03:08] + Boliver My jokes are from the heart, spontaneous, improv

[23:05:00] + Boliver You're great at monolog

[23:05:17] + Boliver !bang

[23:05:23] + Boliver !bef

[23:05:58] + Boliver yay

[23:07:41] + Boliver Milambar: has your 20 hour reminder dinged yet?

[23:09:06] + Boliver sssshhhh

[23:09:42] + Boliver FlatEarther: what are you, an exhibitionist? ;p

[23:11:09] + Boliver SolidSnake: Calm down bro stop doing meth

[23:11:49] + Boliver I just assumed by your incoherent blathering that you are on go fast drugs

[23:12:57] + Boliver all that today? ;p

[23:13:07] + Boliver lol

[23:13:43] + Boliver no

[23:13:56] + Boliver ok

[23:14:07] + Boliver nice

[23:14:40] + Boliver you are blazing it FlatEarther

[23:14:43] + Boliver I believe you

[23:14:58] + Boliver Facts

[23:15:48] + Boliver thank you I watched it FlatEarther

[23:16:09] + Boliver What upo Boliver I'm blazin it! 420

[23:16:28] + Boliver yea

[23:16:51] + Boliver I'n cheefin on some gorilla gulue

[23:19:09] + Boliver https://sharey.org/ZAM8BT.jpeg

[23:20:05] + Boliver no, it's the real deal

[23:20:51] + Boliver SolidSnake: it's ComputerTech's website

[23:21:58] + Boliver gorilla glue

[23:22:00] + Boliver see

[23:23:26] + Boliver is Dr_DICK your doctor?

[23:23:31] + Boliver ok

[23:24:11] + Boliver Dr_DICK is a doctor of cockmatology

[23:24:37] + Boliver I think

[23:24:43] + Boliver I might be confused

[23:25:39] + Boliver no

[23:27:04] + Boliver alright

[23:34:19] + Boliver https://sharey.org/vGFDCw.mov

[23:34:26] + Boliver FlatEarther: ^

[23:39:31] + Boliver ok dude you just spit out 21 lines all by yourself stfu

[23:40:31] + Boliver FlatEarther did you witness

[23:42:52] + Boliver it's ok FlatEarther

[23:43:12] + Boliver As long as you know I responded to your call out

[23:47:27] + Boliver lol

[23:48:56] + Boliver haha

[23:48:58] + Boliver sit badly

[23:49:02] + Boliver literally

[23:49:17] + Boliver ok SolidSnake it's undone

[23:49:27] + Boliver nothing in your poopchute

[23:49:55] + Boliver elcasey: maybe I can scare him away

[23:50:16] + Boliver isn't that better than 30 line monologs?

[23:50:37] + Boliver it's ok

[23:50:45] + Boliver elcasey likes you

[23:51:58] + Boliver SolidSnake: I am one of the freemasons

[23:52:56] + Boliver elcasey: s/Western world/world/

#computertech Bot Logged User list

Channel Log Archive for #computertech

IRC Log Archive