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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2mn28.501s, which makes you a total of 1698 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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<+DuckHunt> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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Better behaviour than brutally slaughtering them
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:: Zack The Wicked One [ONLINE] :: Playing: Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered ::
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novaburst > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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novaburst > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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novaburst > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 21.56s, which makes you a total of 335 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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The last duck has been seen 48 minutes and 10 seconds ago.
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________------------:> - quack
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Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 3.675s, which makes you a total of 1699 ducks (including 356 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [68 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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::: Flood control has been triggered on the command "!lastduck" for Zack: no more than 1 request every 300 seconds.
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Peorth > You buy and use a decoy in exchange for 80 xp points, which should attract a duck in the next 10 minutes.
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The last duck has been seen 54 seconds ago.
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The last duck has been seen 3 minutes and 8 seconds ago.
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::: Flood control has been triggered on the command "!lastduck" for shokara: no more than 1 request every 300 seconds.
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Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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Zack > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.485s, which makes you a total of 184 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Zack > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 3 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).
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amxc > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Zack > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' netsec just get shot by accident by Zack. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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shokara > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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shokara > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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shokara > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn49.466s, which makes you a total of 220 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Zack > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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no touchy
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duckscarf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 4/5
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duckscarf > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.936s, which makes you a total of 683 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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duckscarf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 3/5
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duckscarf > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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duckscarf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 2/5
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duckscarf > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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duckscarf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 1/5
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duckscarf > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 9.601s, which makes you a total of 684 ducks (including 60 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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duckscarf > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 1/1 | Chargers: 0/5
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I sure do dirnk a lot of water.
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________/-------:> - quack
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I forgot I got kicked last time for doing that.
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ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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Zack > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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Zack > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 4 out of 209 with a score of 30597.
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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #chatter is 3 out of 209 with a score of 32623.
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Zack > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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ComputerTech: What do you want me to look up?
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Angel/rizon
[wikipedia] Australia | "Australia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a sovereign country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands. With an area of 7,617,930 square kilometres (2,941,300 sq mi), Australia is the largest country by area in Oceania and the world's sixth-largest country. Australia is the oldest, […]"
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Angel/rizon
[wikipedia] New Zealand | "New Zealand (Māori: Aotearoa [aɔˈtɛaɾɔa]) is an island country in the southwestern Pacific Ocean. It consists of two main landmasses—the North Island (Te Ika-a-Māui) and the South Island (Te Waipounamu)—and over 700 smaller islands. It is the sixth-largest island country by area, covering 268,021 square kilometres (103,500 sq mi). New Zealand is about [
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[wikipedia] Auckland | "Auckland (Māori: Tāmaki Makaurau) is a large metropolitan city in the North Island of New Zealand. The most populous urban area in the country and the fifth largest city in Oceania, Auckland has an urban population of about 1,463,000 (June 2021). It is located in the greater Auckland Region—the area governed by Auckland Council—which includes outlying rural are
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there was loud thunder before
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auckland council is doofus
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daddy: Because No_One cared until he wore the mask.
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ghostnode
where are you getting these jokes from daniel?
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daniel
It's using different apis
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daniel
I'm calling from 3 joke apis.
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daniel
Any, programming, misc, pun, spooky and Christmas are all one api
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daniel
Chuck Norris is from another and dad is another
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daniel
That's old school
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daniel
Insult is also another api
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ghostnode
so far all the dark jokes i've seen have just been... really racist *makes face*
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daniel
I didn't make shit
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daniel
I claim zero liability
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daniel
Now STFU and let me enjoy my pizza 😁
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daniel
Yeah, ordered pizza for dinner
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YouTube » Fuckin' COVID 19 | Song A Day #4108 (01:46) · by Jonathan Mann on 2020-03-31 · ↑127 · 2,941 views
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ghostnode
i'm glad they're from APIs
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(AUTO) COVID-19 stats -- GLOBAL -- Total Cases: 539,811,645 ; New Cases: +97,499 ; Total Deaths: 6,329,886 ; New Deaths: +172 ; Recovered: 512,435,318[+137,155] ; Active Cases: 21,046,441[-39,828] ; Critical: 36,684[-19] ; Total Cases/1M pop: 69,253 ; Deaths/1M pop: 812.1 ; Last Updated: June 11, 2022, 03:08 GMT
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amxc > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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amxc > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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amxc > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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amxc > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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amxc > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 50.817s, which makes you a total of 3 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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pets fire tablet turned into android
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adb some cool shit but I’ve given into apples ‘it works’ mentality
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My phone is android and makes me want to chuck it out the window lol
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Jailbreak/foes cannot keep up with update speed anymore, all you end up doing is leaving yourself unpatched
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i wouldnt trust anyone who updates his software
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why not dramo/rizon
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did you ask that question or did microsoft force you to ask that question ??
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probably sleeping in front of utube
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I never update my work shit because I don’t want it to break
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everyone asks me how my computer works so well at work, I say fuck that bitch on Windows 98 still
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daddy - which multiaccounter are you ??
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but my personal shit… fuck, all my self hosted is docker, I try and pull 1-2x monthly for updates
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dramo/rizon: I update my linux machine