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FireWire
that goes back a long way
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FireWire
I think it was the first song to have backward masking as well
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ComputerTech meant to say: better than a fucking hot knife through butter tbh lol
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[Sed] <ComputerTech> better than a fucking hot knife through butter tbh lol
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how are things in scotland?
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anyway arthur, how are things?
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your name is arthur :P
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ComputerTech: post that on #80s :P
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[ComputerTech] I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded
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ComputerTech: hmm, i wonder what fadepalming is
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is it when you travelled back to 1955 and messed up the event that lead to your parents getting together, so then you start to fade away and you see your palm as it's fading?
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I used to play in the pipeband
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ComputerTech: and hopefully you know the movie i'm referring to
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it's when you facepalm so hard your consciousness fades and you knock yourself out
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world pipeband championship is next month
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FireWire
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FireWire
oh that kinda cereal
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(AUTO) COVID-19 stats -- GLOBAL -- Total Cases: 543,108,636 ; New Cases: +76,368 ; Total Deaths: 6,338,053 ; New Deaths: +142 ; Recovered: 518,253,288[+106,326] ; Active Cases: 18,517,295[-30,100] ; Critical: 36,347[-21] ; Total Cases/1M pop: 69,676 ; Deaths/1M pop: 813.1 ; Last Updated: June 17, 2022, 03:19 GMT
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ComputerTech: What do you want me to look up?
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(UserStats): (ComputerTech) Lines: 9,666 Words: 26,454 Letters: 127,118. Most active at 07:00 PM GMT. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 2 out of 494 users with 293 lines today. Quote: watches the elite insult his ship
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(TopUsers for Fri Jun 17): 1. Philostyktos (317) | 2. ComputerTech (281) | 3. nonp (209) | 4. laserFocus777 (192) | 5. foxy (188) | 6. notK (168) | 7. Nyarchivist (162) | 8. weishaupt (154) | 9. ZOEboy (139) | 10. NotSchizo (135) | 11. fucctard_ (128) | 12. Tanoc (117) | 13. tromto (111) | 14. BradPitt (109)
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Do you have this thing for murdering poor defenseless ducks?
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Yeah, I hate to agree with the phony kuro, but...
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world pipeband championship is in august
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computertech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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computertech > You can't dazzle firewire since he is not here.
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computertech > You buy a mirror in exchange for 7 xp points then you use it to dazzle peorth with a sunbeam, thereby reducing by 50% the accuracy of his next shot.
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computertech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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firewire > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 50 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 1 piece of bread on #computertech.
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computertech > peorth is already bedazzled.
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computertech > You can't dazzle firewire since he is not here.
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ComputerTech > You can't dazzle firewire since he is not here.
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Worm` > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn30.763s, which makes you a total of 56 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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(UserStats): (Zack) Lines: 537 Words: 1,801 Letters: 9,596. Most active at 02:00 AM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 139 out of 574 users with 8 lines today. Quote: I am currently playing Dragon Age: Origins for Xbox 360.
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[Quote] #34 added by h4 26 weeks 6 hours 21 minutes 35 seconds ago.
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[Quote] <@TorS> dont forget h4 is the boss here !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hunting stats for peorth: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 1/1 | charg.: 5/5 | jammed: no (76 times) | confisc.: no (87 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 7581 xp | lvl 38 (serial duck killer) / 209 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 86.57% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 96%-48% | effectiv. of fire: 78% | gun reliability: 99% | armor: 92% | deflection: 4
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| average react. time: 1mn36.728s | 1618 ducks (incl. 333 golden ducks) | 438 misses | 63 accidents | 197 empty shots | 44 wild shots | 2056 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 7 stray bullets from which 0 lethal, 1 ricocheted and 6 neutralized. [Effects] [Effects] [Effects] Bedazzled
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[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) |
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(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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Peorth > You just bought sunglasses in exchange for 5 xp points. These glasses protect you against the dazzling effect of the mirror for 24h.
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Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.