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[00:55:32] sushi-chan/rizon is this a joke or you guys are really fighting ?

[00:55:48] sushi-chan/rizon ah ok lol

[00:55:51] sushi-chan/rizon hi everyone btw o/

[00:56:00] sushi-chan/rizon I can't sleep

[00:56:10] sushi-chan/rizon I had coffee earlier, right before bedtime

[00:56:10] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:56:14] sushi-chan/rizon Im high too

[00:56:16] sushi-chan/rizon on caffeine

[00:56:17] sushi-chan/rizon and im happy

[00:56:18] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:56:22] sushi-chan/rizon but cant sleep

[00:57:09] sushi-chan/rizon computertech loves to reverse gender roles in a relationship. That's why he acts like a sheep and his sheep acts like a human

[00:57:10] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:57:48] sushi-chan/rizon computertech one question tho

[00:57:55] sushi-chan/rizon do you prefer male sheeps or female sheeps?

[00:58:10] sushi-chan/rizon oh

[00:58:16] sushi-chan/rizon so you're straight

[00:58:17] sushi-chan/rizon i mean

[00:58:20] sushi-chan/rizon straight in sheeps

[00:58:23] sushi-chan/rizon but gay in humans

[00:58:24] sushi-chan/rizon ?

[00:58:25] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:58:35] sushi-chan/rizon even in humans?

[00:58:54] sushi-chan/rizon hi GK and coldrain

[00:58:59] sushi-chan/rizon coderain*

[00:59:10] sushi-chan/rizon comptech but

[00:59:18] sushi-chan/rizon how do u make difference between male and female sheep

[00:59:19] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:59:59] sushi-chan/rizon im not a lady

[01:00:02] sushi-chan/rizon im a sheep

[01:00:04] sushi-chan/rizon now, tell me

[01:00:05] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:00:27] sushi-chan/rizon im one of the rare sheep who can use a computer

[01:00:27] sushi-chan/rizon :P

[01:01:25] sushi-chan/rizon yeah even the captcha, "are you a robot?" I pass it great, but the internet is so dumb cuz Im not a bot nor a human either

[01:01:30] sushi-chan/rizon couldnt spot I was a sheep

[01:01:31] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:01:37] sushi-chan/rizon yes i had coffee

[01:02:12] sushi-chan/rizon computertech's captcha must be "prove you aren't a sheep, and you(re human"

[01:02:30] sushi-chan/rizon "click on the pictures that shows a sheep"

[01:02:35] sushi-chan/rizon among pictures of giraffes

[01:03:33] sushi-chan/rizon if you mistake sheep for giraffes....

[01:03:37] sushi-chan/rizon you have dementia

[01:05:27] sushi-chan/rizon wof: hi

[01:05:40] sushi-chan/rizon where is h4

[01:06:48] sushi-chan/rizon nope

[01:06:54] sushi-chan/rizon I dont wear hats when sleeping

[01:07:10] sushi-chan/rizon well, that's simple

[01:07:13] sushi-chan/rizon I lay on a bed

[01:07:15] sushi-chan/rizon and close my eyes

[01:07:17] sushi-chan/rizon then I sleep

[01:07:18] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:07:54] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:09:24] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:09:54] sushi-chan/rizon Comptech

[01:10:22] sushi-chan/rizon 11am?

[01:10:26] sushi-chan/rizon thats the time when I eat lunch

[01:11:08] sushi-chan/rizon who's marc, foxy

[01:11:53] sushi-chan/rizon ah ok lol

[01:12:04] sushi-chan/rizon can I check his pants ?

[01:12:10] sushi-chan/rizon to see if hes male or female

[01:12:11] sushi-chan/rizon im out

[01:12:12] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:12:34] sushi-chan/rizon kuyil: a weirdo lol

[01:12:48] sushi-chan/rizon yeah but

[01:12:52] sushi-chan/rizon i act too weird for a female

[01:12:53] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:12:57] sushi-chan/rizon too perv

[01:12:57] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:13:07] sushi-chan/rizon I'm unique

[01:13:08] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:13:16] sushi-chan/rizon thnx foxy

[01:13:52] sushi-chan/rizon fuck gold diggers. I wouldn't marry a man cuz he's rich. But becuz he has nice looks and personality :P

[01:14:14] sushi-chan/rizon when did you have to buy love with money?

[01:14:16] sushi-chan/rizon since when

[01:14:36] sushi-chan/rizon if some ppl are attracted to a bank account

[01:14:37] sushi-chan/rizon hmmm

[01:14:38] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:15:31] sushi-chan/rizon "OMG THIS 100 EURO MONEY CASH IS SO SEXYYYYY"

[01:15:33] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:15:40] sushi-chan/rizon thats what gold diggers

[01:15:41] sushi-chan/rizon would say

[01:15:57] sushi-chan/rizon AND THIS CREDIT CARD

[01:15:58] sushi-chan/rizon SO HOT

[01:16:14] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:16:19] sushi-chan/rizon wow

[01:16:25] sushi-chan/rizon but thats what people have nowadays

[01:16:39] sushi-chan/rizon how do you manage to buy things online, then without credit card ?

[01:16:51] sushi-chan/rizon oh

[01:16:53] sushi-chan/rizon isnt the same thing

[01:16:55] sushi-chan/rizon as credit card

[01:17:03] sushi-chan/rizon I also have a visa card

[01:17:17] sushi-chan/rizon i thought credit cards and debit cards wer the same thing

[01:17:20] sushi-chan/rizon im so dumb

[01:17:33] sushi-chan/rizon hmm

[01:17:34] sushi-chan/rizon okay

[01:18:11] sushi-chan/rizon but the bank isn't allowed to spend it

[01:18:14] sushi-chan/rizon cuz thats MY money

[01:18:15] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:18:27] sushi-chan/rizon its ok comptech

[01:18:29] sushi-chan/rizon you are drunk

[01:18:32] sushi-chan/rizon I fogive ya

[01:18:34] sushi-chan/rizon forgive*

[01:19:08] sushi-chan/rizon Computertech: what do you think bout ostrichs ?

[01:19:16] sushi-chan/rizon better or less better than sheeps

[01:19:22] sushi-chan/rizon ostrichs are scaryi think

[01:19:25] sushi-chan/rizon scary *

[01:19:28] sushi-chan/rizon when they

[01:19:30] sushi-chan/rizon chase after you

[01:19:48] sushi-chan/rizon dracorex ffs, you could have wait he read my phrases lol

[01:19:59] sushi-chan/rizon so I was talking bout ostrichs

[01:20:03] sushi-chan/rizon theyre scary

[01:20:08] sushi-chan/rizon when they chase after you

[01:20:10] sushi-chan/rizon they run fast

[01:20:13] sushi-chan/rizon lol ok dracorex

[01:21:50] sushi-chan/rizon no

[01:22:11] sushi-chan/rizon who's kuyil

[01:22:15] sushi-chan/rizon a troll?

[01:23:31] sushi-chan/rizon I say that cuz there's someone harassing me in pm all the time and following me on every channels I go to and ask me weird questions, and kuyil starting to have weird behaviour so I was thinking kuyil is this troll

[01:23:33] sushi-chan/rizon im paranoid

[01:23:35] sushi-chan/rizon 100%

[01:23:36] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:24:13] sushi-chan/rizon notK, I won't tell

[01:24:17] sushi-chan/rizon i dont wanna troubles

[01:25:09] sushi-chan/rizon notK: just some former friend who is bullying everyone on another channel, including me. And acting weird towards my friends too, so yea

[01:25:12] sushi-chan/rizon but lets move on

[01:25:14] sushi-chan/rizon to another topic

[01:25:35] sushi-chan/rizon nope

[01:25:41] sushi-chan/rizon it's not someone you know

[01:25:42] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:26:04] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:26:26] sushi-chan/rizon wait soyluna is a dude ?

[01:26:32] sushi-chan/rizon luna sounds like a girly name

[01:26:44] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:26:45] sushi-chan/rizon wtf

[01:27:25] sushi-chan/rizon thats why no one ever belives me when I sai im female, cuz too many males pretending to be females on internet, and then ppl dont believe im geniune female

[01:27:28] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:29:01] sushi-chan/rizon dracorex: sending a pic of my face wont work, some ppl are transgender or androgynous and will look like the opposite sex, I have to provide a pic of my pussy so u can trust im female

[01:29:04] sushi-chan/rizon Im a joking

[01:29:06] sushi-chan/rizon IM JOKING

[01:29:07] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:29:11] sushi-chan/rizon ok?

[01:29:14] sushi-chan/rizon its a joke

[01:29:18] sushi-chan/rizon dirty joke

[01:29:19] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:29:34] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:29:40] sushi-chan/rizon kangooroo

[01:29:47] sushi-chan/rizon the national animal of australia

[01:30:39] sushi-chan/rizon people

[01:31:40] sushi-chan/rizon I never understood why chocolate-flavored cereals are marketed towards kids... (have kid game on the back of the cereal package, have a childish animal drawing on the front of the package etc) as if adults never eat chocolate-flavored cereals, they're delicious, u dont need to be a kid to eat that

[01:31:43] sushi-chan/rizon its weird

[01:32:03] sushi-chan/rizon the only "adult" cereals are the ones with fruits and wheat

[01:32:06] sushi-chan/rizon but

[01:32:09] sushi-chan/rizon I like chocolate ones

[01:32:21] sushi-chan/rizon lol yeah

[01:33:01] sushi-chan/rizon chocolate :p

[01:33:54] sushi-chan/rizon kuyil: the same shit that happens with me and spiders lol

[01:33:55] sushi-chan/rizon jk

[01:34:34] sushi-chan/rizon I need spiders in my house, i dont have a pet, and I feel lonely

[01:34:38] sushi-chan/rizon spiders can be pets then

[01:34:40] sushi-chan/rizon for me

[01:34:45] sushi-chan/rizon I feed them flies and mosquitoes

[01:34:52] sushi-chan/rizon and pet them

[01:34:59] sushi-chan/rizon xD foxy thnx

[01:35:07] sushi-chan/rizon no

[01:35:10] sushi-chan/rizon i prefer spiders

[01:35:11] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:35:51] sushi-chan/rizon stupid question but

[01:35:58] sushi-chan/rizon are goats the female of sheeps ?

[01:36:08] sushi-chan/rizon ah ok lol

[01:37:40] sushi-chan/rizon oh yes kuyil, animals can be gay, totally. Last week I was walking outside and went near a farm, and I saw a male chicken fucking another male chicken's ass , they were breeding

[01:37:42] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:37:46] sushi-chan/rizon tthats was ajoke

[01:37:52] sushi-chan/rizon but yeah

[01:37:59] sushi-chan/rizon im happy he didnt see my stupid joke

[01:38:00] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:38:38] sushi-chan/rizon how do u call make chickens tho

[01:38:42] sushi-chan/rizon forgot the word

[01:38:50] sushi-chan/rizon male chicken*

[01:38:59] sushi-chan/rizon thnx foxy

[01:39:00] sushi-chan/rizon cocks ???

[01:39:02] sushi-chan/rizon wtf haha

[01:39:20] sushi-chan/rizon I'll use roosters

[01:40:29] sushi-chan/rizon how can you tell difference between a baby spider and a small adult spider ? both are small-sized, so idk lol

[01:41:05] sushi-chan/rizon like, some adult spiders are small, depending on species

[01:41:10] sushi-chan/rizon so how can u make difference

[01:41:11] sushi-chan/rizon with baby ones

[01:41:40] sushi-chan/rizon the color maybe ? baby spiders aren't fully black ?

[01:42:17] sushi-chan/rizon Im dumb i ask this question here, no one is a spider expert here

[01:42:18] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:42:38] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:42:56] sushi-chan/rizon no one is a computer tech here either xD

[01:43:02] sushi-chan/rizon computertech change your nick to spidertech

[01:43:14] sushi-chan/rizon so u can answer my question

[01:43:17] sushi-chan/rizon bout baby spiders

[01:43:19] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:43:24] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:43:36] sushi-chan/rizon looks funny

[01:43:50] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:46:45] sushi-chan/rizon you know we frenchies don't say "check mate" when we win a chess game ? We are so bad at English that we distorted the word "check mate" into "echec et maths" which literally means chess and maths, which MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL

[01:46:46] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:46:55] sushi-chan/rizon and Im not even exagerating

[01:46:57] sushi-chan/rizon it's true

[01:47:01] sushi-chan/rizon im french so i know

[01:48:14] sushi-chan/rizon lol roey

[01:48:37] sushi-chan/rizon we say echec et math cuz thats how we pronounce check mate, we dont know english lol

[01:48:42] sushi-chan/rizon except me

[01:48:44] sushi-chan/rizon I kow english

[01:48:45] sushi-chan/rizon know*

[01:48:49] sushi-chan/rizon but im a weird type of french

[01:48:52] sushi-chan/rizon so it doesnt count

[01:48:53] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:48:56] sushi-chan/rizon im too unique

[01:48:57] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:50:48] sushi-chan/rizon dramo: did you know that in french, baguette doesn't only mean bread. Baguettes can also refer to the asian eating ustensils which are "chopsticks"

[01:50:50] sushi-chan/rizon I swear

[01:50:52] sushi-chan/rizon we say baguettes

[01:50:54] sushi-chan/rizon for chopsticks

[01:50:55] sushi-chan/rizon as well

[01:51:13] sushi-chan/rizon because chopsticks have same shape as baguette bread: long and thin, that may be why

[01:51:48] sushi-chan/rizon in french chopsticks and bread are said the same

[01:51:50] sushi-chan/rizon baguettes

[01:51:51] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:53:36] sushi-chan/rizon dramo: trust me it's easy

[01:53:58] sushi-chan/rizon asian rice is sticky so its easy to make it stand on between both of your chopsticks

[01:54:11] sushi-chan/rizon if its not easy how can I do it then

[01:54:15] sushi-chan/rizon and im not even asian

[01:54:21] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:54:49] sushi-chan/rizon socrativ: that didnt make sense

[01:54:50] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:55:05] sushi-chan/rizon "you will do as chinese: you will pass again"

[01:55:10] sushi-chan/rizon WTF DOES THIS MEAN

[01:55:10] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:55:23] sushi-chan/rizon hmm

[01:55:25] sushi-chan/rizon ok

[01:55:31] sushi-chan/rizon hows that related to chinese people

[01:55:32] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:55:34] sushi-chan/rizon oh

[01:55:37] sushi-chan/rizon repasser as iron

[01:55:39] sushi-chan/rizon sorry

[01:55:46] sushi-chan/rizon i thought repasser as pass by again

[01:55:54] sushi-chan/rizon we french have word with lot of meanings at once

[01:56:37] sushi-chan/rizon computertech

[01:56:46] sushi-chan/rizon the only meal you cannot eat with chopsticks

[01:56:48] sushi-chan/rizon is soup

[01:56:50] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:56:58] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:57:01] sushi-chan/rizon u dont eat wine

[01:57:04] sushi-chan/rizon ure supposed to drink it

[01:57:07] sushi-chan/rizon silly dramo

[01:57:08] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:57:17] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:58:52] sushi-chan/rizon I eat anything with chopsticks, even western meals like pasta, beans, and potatoes

[01:58:53] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:00:02] sushi-chan/rizon i love miso soup

[02:00:03] sushi-chan/rizon so delicious

[02:00:57] sushi-chan/rizon the ingredients are soy/miso paste, fish broth and some tofu and seaweeds

[02:01:05] sushi-chan/rizon its a bit salty

[02:01:07] sushi-chan/rizon well very salty

[02:01:09] sushi-chan/rizon but delicious

[02:01:13] sushi-chan/rizon hi Sookie

[02:07:45] sushi-chan/rizon i know

[02:07:56] sushi-chan/rizon but we french pronounce check mate as echec et maths

[02:07:57] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:11:41] sushi-chan/rizon Once upon a time a sheep called Computertech, a spider called sushi-chan and a fox called foxy, are stuck inside an elevator. The sheep has claustrophobia so he dies of fear inside the elevator. The fox is looking for foods inside the elevator and finds a spider crawling around. Then the sheep comes back to life and save the spider, then the elevator works again, the end. bedtime story

[02:12:48] sushi-chan/rizon dont tell those weird silly stories to your kids for bedtime

[02:12:58] sushi-chan/rizon my jokes aren't meant to be bedtime stories for kids lol

[02:13:07] sushi-chan/rizon it's just random nonsense

[02:13:48] sushi-chan/rizon Once upon a time a triangle appeared

[02:13:52] sushi-chan/rizon and destroyed earth

[02:14:05] sushi-chan/rizon now I hate geometry

[02:14:14] sushi-chan/rizon lol dramo

[02:14:35] sushi-chan/rizon let me make another story

[02:14:49] sushi-chan/rizon once upon a time, a triangle, a cube and a circle

[02:14:50] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:14:52] sushi-chan/rizon nevermind

[02:14:55] sushi-chan/rizon its too silly

[02:15:13] sushi-chan/rizon let's say

[02:15:16] sushi-chan/rizon the triangle is the bad guy

[02:15:20] sushi-chan/rizon and the cube is nice

[02:15:25] sushi-chan/rizon and the circle just follows the cube

[02:15:41] sushi-chan/rizon cuz I ever been attacked by a triangle once

[02:16:13] sushi-chan/rizon maths and geometry are taking their revenge on me for hating them all of my childhood

[02:16:14] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:16:20] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:17:12] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:17:53] sushi-chan/rizon hi dumbgoat

[02:17:54] sushi-chan/rizon goy*

[02:17:55] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[02:17:56] sushi-chan/rizon jk

[02:18:07] sushi-chan/rizon a triangular sheep

[02:18:30] sushi-chan/rizon or a square sheep, like in minecraft game

[02:18:37] sushi-chan/rizon everything is square-shaped in that game

[02:18:41] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:18:59] sushi-chan/rizon triangular food

[02:19:10] sushi-chan/rizon sheeps eat cows ?

[02:19:11] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:19:13] sushi-chan/rizon since when

[02:19:58] sushi-chan/rizon there

[02:20:06] sushi-chan/rizon your lunch is ready, little lion

[02:20:13] sushi-chan/rizon comptech lol

[02:20:17] sushi-chan/rizon the lion gonna eat you

[02:20:25] sushi-chan/rizon no need to pet it

[02:20:30] sushi-chan/rizon to make it gentle

[02:20:32] sushi-chan/rizon and nice

[02:20:34] sushi-chan/rizon hes hungry

[02:20:59] sushi-chan/rizon lions eat humans

[02:21:04] sushi-chan/rizon but do humans can eat lions?

[02:21:37] sushi-chan/rizon as everyone says when they try a "weird" food, lion must taste like CHICKEN

[02:21:38] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:21:44] sushi-chan/rizon everytime I hear that

[02:21:50] sushi-chan/rizon when someone eats an unusual meat

[02:21:51] sushi-chan/rizon they say

[02:21:55] sushi-chan/rizon "it tatses like chicken"

[02:21:56] sushi-chan/rizon wtf

[02:22:27] sushi-chan/rizon Im sure snake meat doesnt tatse like chicken

[02:22:28] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:22:34] sushi-chan/rizon i never tried that but, im sure

[02:22:41] sushi-chan/rizon stop comparing weird food with chicken

[02:22:44] sushi-chan/rizon chicken is delicious

[02:22:45] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[02:23:27] sushi-chan/rizon but this is famous phrase when someone tries exotic meat

[02:23:33] sushi-chan/rizon soon someones gonna eat human meat and say

[02:23:36] sushi-chan/rizon IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN

[02:23:37] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:23:44] sushi-chan/rizon then everyone will turn cannibal

[02:25:15] sushi-chan/rizon I'm gonna eat chicken for breakfast, gonna dip some chicken wings inside hot chocolate, with a bit of strawberry jam and nutella

[02:25:18] sushi-chan/rizon just kidding

[02:25:19] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:25:21] sushi-chan/rizon eww

[02:26:25] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[02:27:38] sushi-chan/rizon yeah so now im going to bed, for real this time. Im really sleepy now

[02:27:41] sushi-chan/rizon it is 4:27 am here

[02:27:43] sushi-chan/rizon o/

[02:27:44] sushi-chan/rizon seeya guys

[02:27:47] sushi-chan/rizon hugzzzzz

[02:27:49] sushi-chan/rizon goodnight

[02:27:52] sushi-chan/rizon :3

[02:27:53] sushi-chan/rizon thnx

[02:28:02] sushi-chan/rizon o/

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