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[14:26:08] h4/rizon !shop 16 Kowal

[15:11:00] h4/rizon tors left?

[15:11:03] h4/rizon .k h4

[16:16:15] h4/rizon !shop 16 Helvegen

[16:52:13] h4/rizon sur why is your vhost "angry.german"?

[16:52:17] h4/rizon what makes you angry?

[16:52:46] h4/rizon so am i

[16:52:51] h4/rizon lol daniel

[16:52:53] h4/rizon you are full angry

[16:53:08] h4/rizon what's the other half then?

[16:53:25] h4/rizon sounds like something a non-german would say!

[16:55:15] h4/rizon are you full german sur?

[16:55:28] h4/rizon or a halfling like some others?

[16:56:32] h4/rizon Mischling perhaps

[16:56:51] h4/rizon you should be offended

[16:56:55] h4/rizon that term is used for dogs lol

[16:57:19] h4/rizon guess you can discard the american site however

[16:57:23] h4/rizon not a lot of culture coming from there

[16:57:26] h4/rizon lets just agree you are german

[16:57:40] h4/rizon darauf ein Kaltes!

[16:59:07] h4/rizon thats very dark

[17:00:15] h4/rizon so foxy

[17:00:19] h4/rizon why did tors emoquit here again?

[17:00:36] h4/rizon just because of CrystalCunt?

[17:01:40] h4/rizon again?

[17:02:39] h4/rizon ha lol wtf

[17:02:42] h4/rizon what kind of pedo jokes?

[17:06:10] h4/rizon what if a person feels that way, doesnt act out on it and seeks professional help?

[17:06:26] h4/rizon still a pedo but not doing the shit pedos are hated for

[17:06:43] h4/rizon get down!

[17:06:44] h4/rizon DIARRHEA!

[17:06:57] h4/rizon vae i agree

[17:07:07] h4/rizon but still if someone has that particular thinking

[17:07:24] h4/rizon but goes to a psychologist because the person knows its wrong

[17:07:41] h4/rizon cant really drag that person out in the street and throw stones at him/her

[17:09:29] h4/rizon never heard of it

[17:09:38] h4/rizon just saying if someone has this tendency they should get help

[17:09:41] h4/rizon instead of a beating

[17:09:46] h4/rizon except when they acted out on it

[17:11:22] h4/rizon and why should they?

[17:11:26] h4/rizon as long as he doesnt harm others

[17:16:39] h4/rizon motherfucker?

[17:16:45] h4/rizon coffee

[17:16:46] h4/rizon sushi

[17:16:48] h4/rizon coffee

[17:16:57] h4/rizon you need an upper

[17:16:58] h4/rizon try coke

[17:17:11] h4/rizon so you need stronger stuff

[17:17:12] h4/rizon try coke

[17:17:21] h4/rizon yeah

[17:17:27] h4/rizon yayo

[17:17:40] h4/rizon h⁴

[17:17:52] h4/rizon ask around

[17:18:10] h4/rizon i know at least two people i could ask for directions off thetop of my hat

[17:18:21] h4/rizon no clue how long it lasts

[17:18:26] h4/rizon trick is to reload then

[17:18:40] h4/rizon !reload

[17:18:48] h4/rizon is that an upper?

[17:18:50] h4/rizon i think so

[17:18:59] h4/rizon you dont know how much you need

[17:19:03] h4/rizon you may take too much

[17:19:10] h4/rizon take lsd instead, there is no overdose

[17:19:21] h4/rizon yes

[17:19:45] h4/rizon why not?

[17:20:10] h4/rizon the trip is said to be intense

[17:20:20] h4/rizon perception of time is altered

[17:20:44] h4/rizon also hallucinations dont seem to be guaranteed

[17:21:00] h4/rizon oh dont take a high dosage

[17:21:08] h4/rizon you may lose control of your actions

[17:21:33] h4/rizon ...

[17:21:45] h4/rizon i only ever hallucinated from high fever

[17:22:09] h4/rizon did you just call me motherfucker?

[17:22:24] h4/rizon now she's gonna as "af" and you take another twenty mins to answer

[17:22:32] h4/rizon *ask

[17:22:47] h4/rizon i agree

[17:22:58] h4/rizon no

[17:23:03] h4/rizon dont explain

[17:23:10] h4/rizon its the magic of being a motherfucker for no apparent reason

[17:23:14] h4/rizon dont ruin it

[17:25:24] h4/rizon "I keep hitting trees"

[17:26:37] h4/rizon thats surely the problem

[17:26:39] h4/rizon look at deadly

[17:26:46] h4/rizon he does tons of alcohol and can still walk

[17:26:47] h4/rizon sometimes

[17:28:34] h4/rizon are you using your smartphone while walking?

[17:28:56] h4/rizon does it happen automatically or do you notice getting tilted?

[17:29:06] h4/rizon perhaps dont look on the ground

[17:29:15] h4/rizon whats the goal? To find shit to look at?

[17:29:43] h4/rizon dogs shouldnt shit on the pavement

[17:29:50] h4/rizon find a dog owner and stick his/her nose in it

[17:30:05] h4/rizon how would the shit get into your shoe?

[17:30:12] h4/rizon how exactly are you walking sushi?

[17:30:22] h4/rizon dragging your butt across the ground?

[17:30:46] h4/rizon have you ever been so drunk you couldnt walk straight?

[17:30:58] h4/rizon my favorite is not being able to keep up

[17:31:00] h4/rizon and always trip

[17:31:20] h4/rizon seems you skipped on some experiences when you were young

[17:31:47] h4/rizon drinking a lot in your younger years makes for great stories

[17:31:59] h4/rizon you should ask a doctor

[17:32:00] h4/rizon not irc

[17:32:52] h4/rizon i tend to shine by default

[17:33:07] h4/rizon fucking again

[17:33:20] h4/rizon call it -Computer or something

[17:33:43] h4/rizon sur dont you find it suspicious how that dude just runs around with cookies?

[17:33:52] h4/rizon dont insert it into your pc

[17:33:58] h4/rizon might be too high voltage and damage your hardware

[17:34:06] h4/rizon if you are using windows i wouldnt stick anything into that thing

[17:34:16] h4/rizon did you format it at least??

[17:35:00] h4/rizon sushi-chan: you should have anyway lol

[17:35:25] h4/rizon you can even keep the "down"

[17:35:33] h4/rizon things dont drop upwards on earth

[17:35:40] h4/rizon sure

[17:35:42] h4/rizon you get to chat with me

[17:35:56] h4/rizon if i were to lose a usb stick

[17:36:06] h4/rizon it would either contain malware or cause high voltage

[17:36:08] h4/rizon !bang

[17:36:11] h4/rizon !shop 16 Kowal

[17:36:15] h4/rizon !shop 14 Kowal

[17:36:16] h4/rizon !shop 17 Kowal

[17:36:33] h4/rizon there is a flood?

[17:36:38] h4/rizon .w hamburg

[17:36:46] h4/rizon owo?

[17:36:50] h4/rizon english motherfucker

[17:36:54] h4/rizon do you speak it?

[17:37:07] h4/rizon no its not sushi-chan

[17:37:19] h4/rizon nice sur

[17:37:25] h4/rizon i dont need you to tell me how good my coffee is

[17:37:28] h4/rizon i'm the one who buys it

[17:37:33] h4/rizon if bonny buys coffee she buys shit

[17:37:46] h4/rizon but what you know whats on my mind right now?

[17:37:52] h4/rizon it aint the coffee in my kitchen

[17:37:57] h4/rizon its the dead nigger in my garage

[17:38:12] h4/rizon did you notice a sign that says "dead nigger storage"?

[17:38:14] h4/rizon lol

[17:38:21] h4/rizon oh cmon jimmy you know i didnt see that shit

[17:38:27] h4/rizon you know WHY you didnt see it?

[17:38:31] h4/rizon *gasp* why?

[17:38:36] h4/rizon nice sur

[17:39:30] h4/rizon oh you ready to blow? I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker

[17:39:43] h4/rizon every time my fingers touch brain i'm superfly tnt

[17:39:56] h4/rizon sushi-chan: you gotta watch pulp fiction

[17:40:19] h4/rizon haha

[17:40:23] h4/rizon beste

[17:40:49] h4/rizon goddamn it ComputerTech

[17:41:20] h4/rizon whoa

[17:41:30] h4/rizon sushi-chan:

[17:41:36] h4/rizon you can tell us you tried reading

[17:41:47] h4/rizon while producing something like this: "Someone told me book is food for brain"

[17:41:54] h4/rizon i automatically read that in a russian accent

[17:42:15] h4/rizon sur just keep dropping the pulp fiction quotes :D

[17:42:21] h4/rizon describe what mr wallace looks like

[17:42:23] h4/rizon what?

[17:42:28] h4/rizon what country you from!?

[17:42:30] h4/rizon what?

[17:42:35] h4/rizon what aint a country i ever heard of

[17:42:39] h4/rizon they speak english in what?

[17:42:50] h4/rizon english motherfucker do you speak it?

[17:42:59] h4/rizon describe what mr wallace looks like!

[17:43:08] h4/rizon hes black

[17:43:09] h4/rizon go on

[17:43:12] h4/rizon he's bald

[17:43:16] h4/rizon does he look like a bitch?

[17:43:20] h4/rizon what?

[17:43:22] h4/rizon *bang*

[17:43:32] h4/rizon hush sushi-chan

[17:43:36] h4/rizon sur and me are having a moment of sorts

[17:43:48] h4/rizon i am not a number?

[17:43:58] h4/rizon NaN

[17:43:59] h4/rizon not a number

[17:44:07] h4/rizon ask ComputerTech your personal web developer

[17:44:33] h4/rizon now now sushi-chan

[17:44:37] h4/rizon that is not a nice thing to say

[17:44:44] h4/rizon after what ComputerTech has done for you?

[17:44:57] h4/rizon you would still be roaming the streets of paris looking for food if it wasnt for ComputerTech

[17:45:06] h4/rizon you know why they call it that?

[17:45:10] h4/rizon because of the metric system

[17:45:14] h4/rizon CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAINS ON BRAD

[17:45:33] h4/rizon you a smart motherfucker, thats right. The metric system

[17:46:02] h4/rizon <3

[17:46:27] h4/rizon 95--

[17:46:38] h4/rizon jesus fucking cries

[17:47:01] h4/rizon fuck Ahsoka btw

[17:47:15] h4/rizon not sure yet

[17:47:21] h4/rizon i will think of something in time

[17:47:53] h4/rizon all i wanna hear your ass saying is "You aint got no problem jules, i'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there and chill them niggas out and wait for the cavalry to arrive"

[17:48:23] h4/rizon ah yes the diner

[17:48:28] h4/rizon EY YO YOLANDA

[17:48:52] h4/rizon besides i've been through too much shit over this case this morning to just hand it over to your dumbass

[17:49:03] h4/rizon haha

[17:49:10] h4/rizon beat you to it :P

[17:49:47] h4/rizon shiiit negro, thats all you had to say

[17:50:06] h4/rizon haha

[17:50:20] h4/rizon do it

[17:50:21] h4/rizon !

[17:50:27] h4/rizon ask ComputerTech for the movie

[17:50:48] h4/rizon they do talk about the dutch

[17:50:52] h4/rizon but only once with the mayonnaise

[17:51:16] h4/rizon yeah

[17:51:31] h4/rizon there is no main actor

[17:52:33] h4/rizon lol sur

[17:52:35] h4/rizon well said

[17:52:44] h4/rizon who here cant name at least five? :D

[17:53:04] h4/rizon kick em!

[17:53:29] h4/rizon \ o

[17:53:49] h4/rizon he?

[17:53:54] h4/rizon sushi is a she

[17:53:55] h4/rizon lol

[17:54:03] h4/rizon did she annoy you a little bit? :D

[17:54:22] h4/rizon totally ruining our pulp fiction moment

[17:54:36] h4/rizon it could have been glorious

[17:54:55] h4/rizon yeah :P

[17:55:09] h4/rizon funny how nobody quoted from the stuff with bruce willis and mr wallace

[17:56:40] h4/rizon haha

[17:56:53] h4/rizon step aside butch

[17:57:46] h4/rizon yeah we cool

[17:57:58] h4/rizon ne warte

[17:58:02] h4/rizon there is you and me

[17:58:03] h4/rizon !bang

[17:58:13] h4/rizon !shop 16 ComputerTech

[17:58:40] h4/rizon i ruined it

[17:59:19] h4/rizon and something about leaving town

[17:59:26] h4/rizon damn you good

[18:00:10] h4/rizon watched it countless times lol

[18:00:36] h4/rizon i liked django unchained too

[18:00:42] h4/rizon but mainly because of christoph waltz

[18:01:47] h4/rizon cant even touch pulp fiction though

[18:03:00] h4/rizon no

[18:03:15] h4/rizon actually never :O

[18:03:17] h4/rizon should i?

[18:03:35] h4/rizon that i knew :P

[18:03:50] h4/rizon he had other great movies like reservoir dogs

[18:03:58] h4/rizon django unchained was him as well

[18:04:05] h4/rizon plus he doesnt have a dead nigger storage

[18:04:59] h4/rizon actually have that movie

[18:05:03] h4/rizon but never watched it lol

[18:05:17] h4/rizon if i dont like it within the first 15 minutes

[18:05:21] h4/rizon i will just switch to pulp fiction

[18:05:22] h4/rizon again

[18:06:15] h4/rizon i assume you can deliver countless quotes too?

[18:06:27] h4/rizon we shall meet again!

[18:34:22] h4/rizon hey sur

[18:34:27] h4/rizon what? You gotta have an opinion

[18:34:33] h4/rizon i mean do you think that god ca... *BANG*

[18:34:39] h4/rizon aaah man wtf just happened?

[18:34:43] h4/rizon oh i shot marvin in the face

[18:34:53] h4/rizon what the fuck'd you do that for?

[18:35:08] h4/rizon that made me giggle in the movies

[18:35:12] h4/rizon no big deal whatsoever

[18:35:22] h4/rizon just kinda disappointed

[19:55:11] @ h4/rizon !bang

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