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[05:49:21] h4/rizon Saphir: [07:49:02] #saphir: Cannot join channel (+i) lol

[05:49:38] h4/rizon did i piss them off enough? :D

[05:54:42] h4/rizon oh

[05:54:42] h4/rizon ok

[05:55:26] h4/rizon up early or late Saphir?

[05:57:28] h4/rizon lol

[05:57:29] h4/rizon ouch

[06:00:51] h4/rizon !bang

[13:56:08] h4/rizon oh no its sushi

[13:56:10] h4/rizon wassup sushi?

[13:56:14] h4/rizon again?

[13:56:29] h4/rizon so the usual then

[13:56:46] h4/rizon i fucking hate xscreensaver

[13:56:53] h4/rizon how that motherfucker sometimes just doesnt get the fucking pw

[13:57:07] h4/rizon and locks one out for ten minutes unless you take the shitty way

[13:57:08] h4/rizon fuck that

[13:58:58] h4/rizon so

[13:59:01] h4/rizon faillock is a thing

[13:59:02] h4/rizon never knew

[13:59:13] h4/rizon but then again, rarely lock myself out of machines like these

[13:59:21] h4/rizon sushi-chan: i am not angry

[13:59:23] h4/rizon i got weed lol

[13:59:33] h4/rizon just met with my dude

[13:59:51] h4/rizon its like making a healthy trip on your bike to buy an unhealthy trip

[14:00:29] h4/rizon as long as i only do it in the afternoon

[14:00:30] h4/rizon fine by me

[14:12:38] h4/rizon sorry sushi-chan

[14:12:42] h4/rizon was rolling somethng

[14:12:59] h4/rizon what?

[14:13:01] h4/rizon Rouladen

[14:13:19] h4/rizon lol what hair

[14:13:22] h4/rizon its barely 2cm long

[14:13:36] h4/rizon give me three more hours and it has a length of ~1mm

[14:13:52] h4/rizon no i'm not bald

[14:13:58] h4/rizon imagine how much fucking effort i would have to put into it

[14:14:03] h4/rizon if i shaved my head completely?

[14:14:10] h4/rizon its a bit like with ComputerTech's sheep

[14:14:20] h4/rizon no i got a bald ballsack too

[14:14:26] h4/rizon well almost bald

[14:14:28] h4/rizon it grows a mustache

[14:14:40] h4/rizon yeah handlebar mustache

[14:14:43] h4/rizon for the other gender obviously

[14:14:56] h4/rizon dont know what she should be doing when touching the handlebars

[14:15:00] h4/rizon i guess the mouth is involved

[14:15:16] h4/rizon sushi-chan: it would be a great joke. Very unexpected

[14:15:21] h4/rizon but it would also ruin the mood

[14:15:43] h4/rizon imagine you are undressing this decent looking fellow

[14:15:51] h4/rizon totally hyped for what the pants might hold

[14:15:55] h4/rizon suddenly a mustache grins at you

[14:16:01] h4/rizon foxy: hey that works

[14:16:20] h4/rizon .tell h4 do NOT draw them on your balls! She will rip on them

[14:16:27] h4/rizon guess i just did

[14:16:45] h4/rizon hey foxy you just got "petted"

[14:16:59] h4/rizon how does it feel as a grown woman to be petted by a woman half your age? :D

[14:17:18] h4/rizon does it have a handlebar?

[14:17:20] h4/rizon no it doesnt

[14:17:25] h4/rizon and since you are really into handlebars

[14:17:32] h4/rizon and i just told you about a handlebar mustache

[14:17:34] h4/rizon DO THE FUCKING MATH

[14:17:56] h4/rizon easy

[14:17:59] h4/rizon logic

[14:18:03] h4/rizon at least the basics

[14:18:08] h4/rizon should be hardwired

[14:18:22] h4/rizon getting into computers gives you an advantage there

[14:18:27] h4/rizon you can deal with numbers all day if you like

[14:18:46] h4/rizon sushi you shall be taught by ComputerTech himself

[14:18:54] h4/rizon and once your apprenticeship is done

[14:19:01] h4/rizon you talk to your machine in machine code

[14:19:19] h4/rizon i should order food

[14:19:31] h4/rizon foxy would you order a burger or a croque?

[14:19:39] h4/rizon lol she can count

[14:19:45] h4/rizon no

[14:19:49] h4/rizon dont wear the shoe

[14:19:59] h4/rizon this is mostly about doing it

[14:20:02] h4/rizon the more you do it, the easier it gets

[14:20:18] h4/rizon just start thinking in fractions all the time, makes things very easy

[14:20:24] h4/rizon time to order food

[14:20:45] h4/rizon sushi-chan: you can be well educated and still be stupid as shit

[14:20:50] h4/rizon dont ever rule that out lol

[14:21:16] h4/rizon only thing university taught me is that i'm not the smartest

[14:21:37] h4/rizon foxy: its also closer. But the delivery time varies between 20 and 90 mins

[14:21:53] h4/rizon one loses that around intelligent people fast lol

[14:21:59] h4/rizon 2

[14:22:02] h4/rizon too easy

[14:22:06] h4/rizon 2/1

[14:22:08] h4/rizon think in fractions

[14:22:19] h4/rizon oh look at mrs fancy pants

[14:22:23] h4/rizon going all floating numbers on us

[14:23:12] h4/rizon half a croque and pizzabrötchen with chicken and cheese

[14:23:49] h4/rizon dunno if its the weed but i'm in a really good mood rn

[14:24:07] h4/rizon had a great time playing with my niece, got some cake and coffee

[14:24:21] h4/rizon she and her mom actually came by to pick my up

[14:24:23] h4/rizon *me

[14:24:37] h4/rizon she is 4 and rides her bike to kindergarten already.

[14:24:41] h4/rizon time goes by fast

[14:25:30] h4/rizon yeah but i think it was the exercise and weed for me

[14:25:39] h4/rizon and the time spent with my niece foremost

[14:26:03] h4/rizon it really pumps me up

[14:26:08] h4/rizon once i start going, i wanna exhaust myself

[14:26:18] h4/rizon sometimes i just decide to ride my bike a bit

[14:26:26] h4/rizon go on a 30km ride to my parents

[14:26:39] h4/rizon not even the direct route, a lot of woods and rivers

[14:26:53] h4/rizon and that really makes me joyous

[14:27:02] h4/rizon being decently rekt after riding 30km

[14:27:09] h4/rizon enjoying some icecream and coffee at my moms

[14:27:15] h4/rizon then taking the same route back home

[14:27:24] h4/rizon hold on, i am exaggerating

[14:27:27] h4/rizon its 20km each

[14:27:28] h4/rizon not 30

[14:27:37] h4/rizon you hate it?

[14:27:47] h4/rizon i do 90 pushups and 100 sit ups every day

[14:27:51] h4/rizon doesnt even take a lot of time

[14:27:59] h4/rizon doesnt deliver results very fast

[14:28:05] h4/rizon but the muscles are coming

[14:28:13] h4/rizon or developing rater

[14:28:14] h4/rizon *rather

[14:28:23] h4/rizon see? I'm energized despite smoking weed

[14:28:33] h4/rizon or the weed is better than the usual

[14:28:47] h4/rizon or the time with my niece made me euphoric

[14:29:01] h4/rizon its not something i have every day

[14:29:02] h4/rizon !bang

[14:29:04] h4/rizon !reload

[14:29:05] h4/rizon !bang

[14:29:11] h4/rizon but i got no worries right now

[14:29:21] h4/rizon got a secure job that i cant lose easily

[14:29:33] h4/rizon it pays better than my previous job despite the work being less attracting

[14:29:45] h4/rizon my niece is doing well, my family is scure

[14:29:59] h4/rizon i do fear war in the near future however...world is getting crazier by the da

[14:30:00] h4/rizon y

[14:30:16] h4/rizon and russia pretty much served us a taste of it

[14:30:33] h4/rizon glad there is no war in germany but ukraine isnt that far away and the further the war reaches

[14:30:39] h4/rizon the more people will flee to our country for refuge

[14:30:50] h4/rizon which we will grant them and i am proud we will

[14:31:23] h4/rizon perhaps they can be the solution to the shortage of service and health workers in this country

[14:31:36] h4/rizon fuck you sushi-chan, making me talk about war and stuff

[14:32:13] h4/rizon i know your feeling

[14:32:26] h4/rizon my joy from exercise only came back when i bought myself a bike again

[14:32:42] h4/rizon i was going by car every time and exercising really wasnt something i enjoyed

[14:33:00] h4/rizon then i was unemployed and bored, bought a bike, started riding it for 15-25km every day

[14:33:14] h4/rizon that thing needed to be maintained quickly

[14:33:21] h4/rizon i rode the shit out of that bike

[14:33:27] h4/rizon but only 26" rims, which really isnt that big

[14:33:43] h4/rizon so i bought a 29" rimmed bike and rode even more

[14:34:04] h4/rizon that bike is actually in my basement. Needs a new rear rim, brakes are somewhat useless too

[14:34:14] h4/rizon i got the tools, still missing the rim...so i can repair it

[14:34:28] h4/rizon got a second bike though, 28", very light, which i am using as my default right now

[14:34:32] h4/rizon seriously sushi

[14:34:38] h4/rizon bicycles are fucking fun!

[14:34:41] h4/rizon buy yourself one

[14:34:52] h4/rizon use osm to find nice routes avoiding cities and cars

[14:35:03] h4/rizon you will have exercise, fresh air instead of polluted air

[14:35:14] h4/rizon you will automatically sleep better and be happier altogether

[14:35:34] h4/rizon plus riding through nature gives you impressions and gets your mind going on new material instead of the usual

[14:35:39] h4/rizon be creative, spontaneous

[14:36:06] h4/rizon trust me after not having used a bicycle in years i was a little insecure too

[14:36:14] h4/rizon didnt feel stable at all

[14:36:21] h4/rizon thought i could tip over any time

[14:36:30] h4/rizon guess its like maths

[14:36:37] h4/rizon you keep doing it and you will improve in it

[14:36:41] h4/rizon no matter how stupid you are

[14:36:57] h4/rizon yeah its disgusting really

[14:37:09] h4/rizon for the last ten minutes i constantly though about stopping myself

[14:37:14] h4/rizon finally ordering food and chill on the couch

[14:37:21] h4/rizon but i am in the mood

[14:37:25] h4/rizon might as well force you into linux

[14:37:31] h4/rizon now listen here

[14:37:35] h4/rizon i get to use windows too

[14:37:41] h4/rizon i am not proud of it

[14:37:41] h4/rizon at all

[14:37:48] h4/rizon but its a requirement for work

[14:38:00] h4/rizon i try to get myself a decent workflow on this system

[14:38:03] h4/rizon it constantly works against me

[14:38:12] h4/rizon i already love spiders sushi

[14:38:15] h4/rizon you got no power here

[14:38:26] h4/rizon i also love bees despite beintg stung by one

[14:38:31] h4/rizon so anyways sushi-chan

[14:38:37] h4/rizon my main working machine runs arch linux

[14:38:48] h4/rizon i use bspwm and sxhkd for window manager and keyboard shortcuts

[14:38:59] h4/rizon i got two 4k resolution screens

[14:39:03] h4/rizon thus a lot of fucking place

[14:39:05] h4/rizon *space

[14:39:14] h4/rizon i dont even have to touch my fucking mouse to get work done

[14:39:22] h4/rizon the system doesnt work against me

[14:39:29] h4/rizon the system works as i configured it

[14:39:32] h4/rizon to fit my needs

[14:39:38] h4/rizon because this system allows me to do so

[14:39:57] h4/rizon i think my linux pitch is a waste

[14:40:03] h4/rizon it pains me to realize it

[14:40:33] h4/rizon i am very eloquent in two languages

[14:40:42] h4/rizon if i tell you my life stories

[14:40:45] h4/rizon you get hooked

[14:40:50] h4/rizon doesnt even have to be the content itself

[14:40:55] h4/rizon its the way i deliver it

[14:40:59] h4/rizon its just a joy to read

[14:41:06] h4/rizon there are always snarky comments

[14:41:07] h4/rizon sarcasm

[14:41:14] h4/rizon but also inspiration

[14:41:24] h4/rizon so yeah

[14:41:39] h4/rizon sushi-chan: dont mention the drugs though

[14:41:49] h4/rizon i can deliver this with or without drugs

[14:41:57] h4/rizon you havent seen me

[14:43:48] h4/rizon and i will wait for my wood

[14:43:52] h4/rizon *food

[14:43:53] h4/rizon lol

[14:44:00] h4/rizon a TorS moment

[14:44:22] h4/rizon no that really feels like something TorS could have said by accident lol

[14:44:42] h4/rizon so sushi turns off the pc to make coffee?

[14:44:51] h4/rizon how bad is the infrastructure in france really?

[14:45:05] h4/rizon probably

[14:45:14] h4/rizon or dragging his dog in the woods

[14:45:36] h4/rizon couldnt think of the name

[14:45:37] h4/rizon you provided

[14:45:56] h4/rizon say foxy are they still pissed at each other?

[14:46:19] h4/rizon ComputerTwat and TorS

[14:46:29] h4/rizon i dont ask about zesty

[14:46:32] h4/rizon that one is special

[14:47:00] h4/rizon yeah but

[14:47:05] h4/rizon thats just TorS' things

[14:47:25] h4/rizon he also wants a piece of Dr_DICK

[14:47:42] h4/rizon who obviously got pinged a lot when his nick was still DICK

[14:47:53] h4/rizon lol eew

[14:47:58] h4/rizon imagine a massive orgy

[14:48:02] h4/rizon quo-fan and TorS on top

[14:48:19] h4/rizon with layers of Hks, ComputerTech and monery

[14:48:45] h4/rizon about every other penis in the room

[14:49:09] h4/rizon its been five minutes

[14:49:12] h4/rizon where the fuck is my food?

[14:49:27] h4/rizon why dont they have some ai that predicts my order and requires them to make my food in advance

[14:49:28] h4/rizon in case i order

[14:49:41] h4/rizon lol quo-fan is religious too

[14:49:53] h4/rizon oh. I really like dick. But my religion says no. Sucks for me I guess

[14:50:13] h4/rizon my ordering times are rather regular

[14:50:18] h4/rizon they could prepare it just right

[14:50:28] h4/rizon just-in-time is still a thing

[17:29:42] h4/rizon fuck you too ComputerTech

[17:30:46] h4/rizon well nice entrance guys

[17:30:48] h4/rizon i am flattered

[17:31:06] h4/rizon !bang

[17:31:08] h4/rizon !bang

[17:31:10] h4/rizon !reload

[17:31:27] h4/rizon i try to be

[17:31:39] h4/rizon its hard work

[17:31:50] h4/rizon unfortunately colby really appreciates "hard" things

[17:32:24] h4/rizon hey TorS where is your @?

[17:32:28] h4/rizon i entrusted you with this

[17:32:35] h4/rizon why the fuck did you lose it again?

[17:32:38] h4/rizon who is bloby?

[17:32:40] h4/rizon that volleyball game?

[17:32:53] h4/rizon what did you do?

[17:33:05] h4/rizon ToooooooorS

[17:33:08] h4/rizon what did you do?

[17:33:37] h4/rizon Saphir: i think TorS misbehaved at some point

[17:33:40] h4/rizon something about greedy

[17:33:53] h4/rizon think he stole some potatoes from ComputerTech

[17:34:04] h4/rizon why nitecore?

[17:34:11] h4/rizon what did that one do?

[17:34:28] h4/rizon its just typical ComputerTech bullying again

[17:34:30] h4/rizon let me fix it for you

[17:34:35] h4/rizon there

[17:34:37] h4/rizon that should do it

[17:34:48] h4/rizon now you dont have that ugly % sign in front of your nick anymore

[17:35:04] h4/rizon good suggestion Poul

[17:35:20] h4/rizon dont get involved Helvegen

[17:35:24] h4/rizon you might end up hurt

[17:35:28] h4/rizon and i like you

[17:35:34] h4/rizon naked in chains

[17:35:36] h4/rizon bitch

[17:35:48] h4/rizon pardon me

[17:35:54] h4/rizon it was the wood

[17:36:10] h4/rizon TorS

[17:36:15] h4/rizon now that i have empowered you with voice

[17:36:19] h4/rizon take your revenge on ComputerTech!

[17:36:26] h4/rizon you may exercise on Poul

[17:36:35] h4/rizon but dont break the kitchen

[17:36:38] h4/rizon still wanna see him make noodles

[17:36:59] h4/rizon hey ComputerTwat

[17:37:02] h4/rizon what did malign do?

[17:37:50] h4/rizon dont get it

[17:38:13] h4/rizon disappoint

[17:38:14] h4/rizon TorS:

[17:38:15] h4/rizon disappoint

[17:38:28] h4/rizon ⁵

[17:38:39] h4/rizon i know just the guy

[17:38:45] h4/rizon do it TorS!

[17:38:54] h4/rizon unban malign

[17:39:00] h4/rizon let him speak for himself

[17:39:34] h4/rizon you missed your moment TorS

[17:39:43] h4/rizon this would have proven to ComputerTech that you deserve &

[17:39:49] h4/rizon but you squandered it

[17:42:07] h4/rizon wow look TorS

[17:42:12] h4/rizon it aint much

[17:42:34] h4/rizon its a feel god +q

[17:42:36] h4/rizon *good

[17:43:13] h4/rizon say thank you to wildting2

[17:43:15] h4/rizon for being nice

[17:43:49] h4/rizon malign wants people to know that he has no desire to return to this third grade channel

[17:44:43] h4/rizon TorS does

[17:45:14] h4/rizon schemula sounds jewish

[17:45:29] h4/rizon take that malign

[17:45:44] h4/rizon i can already smell the greed

[17:45:52] h4/rizon the business affinity

[17:45:53] h4/rizon my bad

[17:46:02] h4/rizon i think schemula is really cool

[17:46:12] h4/rizon he just reconnects and gets a new IPv4 address

[17:47:27] h4/rizon he isnt very entertaining

[17:47:35] h4/rizon expectancy was high

[17:47:42] h4/rizon he sounded so successful at first

[17:48:09] h4/rizon oh its the news

[17:48:21] h4/rizon d*rkness?

[17:48:50] h4/rizon you are pretty random wildting2

[17:49:43] h4/rizon without even saying a thing

[17:49:46] h4/rizon what a chad

[17:51:10] h4/rizon .trivia 5

[17:51:20] h4/rizon johannes

[17:51:23] h4/rizon john

[17:51:25] h4/rizon hunter

[17:51:30] h4/rizon herbert

[17:51:33] h4/rizon herbie

[17:51:36] h4/rizon harvey

[17:51:38] h4/rizon harley

[17:51:40] h4/rizon harbey

[17:51:43] h4/rizon hartey

[17:51:48] h4/rizon probably not ey

[17:51:57] h4/rizon harold

[17:52:08] h4/rizon greece

[17:52:10] h4/rizon athens

[17:52:22] h4/rizon .skip

[17:52:25] h4/rizon not that old

[17:52:40] h4/rizon delaware

[17:52:55] h4/rizon who?

[17:53:27] h4/rizon jane huntington

[17:54:06] h4/rizon instead?

[17:54:35] h4/rizon you get hard?

[17:55:31] h4/rizon sounds like elton john

[17:57:24] h4/rizon he escalates fast

[17:57:32] h4/rizon thats his reply to a hey

[17:57:37] h4/rizon guy got stuff to tell

[18:00:45] h4/rizon TorS always gets his dick sucked

[18:01:04] h4/rizon nice

[18:01:11] h4/rizon wow

[18:01:16] h4/rizon thats a gamble

[18:01:33] h4/rizon that one is gone

[18:04:26] h4/rizon quite mean

[18:04:30] h4/rizon .quote random

[18:04:47] h4/rizon .quote random

[18:34:10] h4/rizon montar keep your pirate talk out

[18:37:09] h4/rizon !shop 16 Piba

[18:37:10] h4/rizon take this

[18:37:15] h4/rizon now you dont need to wet the clothes anymore

[18:37:49] h4/rizon Piba: you are sick?

[18:37:53] h4/rizon why?

[18:54:21] h4/rizon doggyrat she is in metawoke

[18:54:27] h4/rizon on rizon that is

[19:13:06] h4/rizon look what the cat dragged in

[19:13:08] h4/rizon its ComputerTech

[19:16:48] h4/rizon so i can kick it?

[19:16:59] h4/rizon shame

[19:17:03] h4/rizon i was ready

[19:17:34] h4/rizon i will get it sooner or later

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