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[16:19:50] h4/rizon fuck #computertech

[16:20:06] h4/rizon and fuck ##computertech especially

[16:54:45] h4/rizon oh hey its Piba

[16:54:52] h4/rizon oh and ComputerTech

[16:54:53] h4/rizon sup girls?

[16:55:04] h4/rizon hey Peorth

[16:55:24] h4/rizon is tors back yet?

[16:55:27] h4/rizon you asked that before

[16:55:32] h4/rizon whats wrong with red and black?

[16:55:35] h4/rizon mixed

[16:55:36] h4/rizon ofc

[16:56:55] h4/rizon well then go purple Piba

[16:56:58] h4/rizon not that big fan of pink

[16:57:26] h4/rizon i should dye my hair too

[16:57:31] h4/rizon i can sell it as something courageous

[16:57:40] h4/rizon people will tell me to do the weirdest colors and i absolutely will

[16:57:50] h4/rizon then trim my hair again, since i keep it short :D

[17:24:42] h4/rizon absolutely

[17:24:51] h4/rizon i settled for purple

[17:25:23] h4/rizon wait, 1-0 looks either fake or as if nobody is interested

[17:25:40] h4/rizon that looks more like elections

[17:26:28] h4/rizon if this was russia we'd have 80% purple and 30% pink

[17:26:29] h4/rizon or something

[17:35:33] h4/rizon no

[17:35:38] h4/rizon sur said she doesnt want cookies

[17:35:51] h4/rizon HANDS OFF THE GERMAN LADY YOU FILTHY INSELAFFE

[17:36:18] h4/rizon dont worry sur

[17:36:19] h4/rizon i got this

[17:36:23] h4/rizon he might look big on the outside

[17:36:28] h4/rizon but he's actually more of a cuddling guy

[17:36:45] h4/rizon careful ComputerTech

[17:36:48] h4/rizon when i start snuggling with you

[17:36:51] h4/rizon you might be short of breath

[17:37:02] h4/rizon not yet

[17:37:14] h4/rizon !bang

[17:37:17] h4/rizon !bang

[17:37:19] h4/rizon !reload

[17:37:20] h4/rizon !bang

[17:37:20] h4/rizon !reload

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[17:37:22] h4/rizon !bang

[17:37:23] h4/rizon !bang

[17:37:28] h4/rizon !reload

[17:37:29] h4/rizon !bang

[17:37:35] h4/rizon !shop 5

[17:37:37] h4/rizon !bang

[17:37:38] h4/rizon lol

[17:37:49] h4/rizon thx dude

[17:37:52] h4/rizon 3lol

[17:37:58] h4/rizon i look stupid? IS THAT WHAT THIS GAME IS SAYING?

[17:38:31] h4/rizon sur i had a nightmare

[17:38:40] h4/rizon i dreamt of seeing you on the streets. But you looked like ComputerTech with a wig

[17:38:49] h4/rizon and spoke flawless german...like a saxon

[17:50:25] h4/rizon sur i should think you are prettier

[17:50:29] h4/rizon you are german after all

[17:51:36] h4/rizon dont thank me, thank your superior genes

[17:51:52] h4/rizon you could get some persian in there, they look ok too

[17:52:10] h4/rizon also the iranians are aryans too lol

[17:52:28] h4/rizon got some turkish bread here

[17:52:48] h4/rizon you can put some paprika, zwiebeln, fleisch in it

[17:52:52] h4/rizon sort of a dürüm

[17:53:04] h4/rizon but arent you in chitown?

[17:53:23] h4/rizon do you wake up and thank the american god for michael jordan?

[17:53:57] h4/rizon ah the sweet sounds of freedom

[17:53:58] h4/rizon rejoice!

[17:54:08] h4/rizon i would too

[17:54:18] h4/rizon got a district close-by where people sometimes shoot other people

[17:54:26] h4/rizon being germany its amazing how many people are armed over there

[17:54:37] h4/rizon well at least they dont carry assault rifles and usually only shoot at night

[17:54:48] h4/rizon think there even was a murder last month

[17:54:59] h4/rizon must sound benign for someone living in chicago lol

[17:55:05] h4/rizon a murder a month? Bitch please

[17:55:18] h4/rizon is it mostly gang violence?

[17:55:29] h4/rizon so you are not mainly targeted but might get in between

[17:55:41] h4/rizon poor souls

[17:55:45] h4/rizon fighting over shit

[17:55:51] h4/rizon killing each other at a young age

[17:56:04] h4/rizon grieving parents who suffer the death of their child being killed for useless bravado and shit

[17:56:21] h4/rizon shit i was in a drug dealers car earlier lol

[17:56:41] h4/rizon perhaps if america had social benefits like germany does

[17:56:51] h4/rizon those people would be fat, sloppy, lazy, drunk motherfuckers sitting at home all day

[17:56:54] h4/rizon watching shitty tv shows

[17:56:59] h4/rizon aight guten Hunger ;

[17:57:03] h4/rizon !bang

[17:57:04] h4/rizon !bang

[17:57:06] h4/rizon !reload

[17:57:06] h4/rizon !bang

[17:57:10] h4/rizon i miss entirely too often

[17:57:13] h4/rizon this is ridiculous

[18:00:40] h4/rizon oh finally

[18:00:45] h4/rizon thought that asshat was never leaving

[18:15:09] h4/rizon bad montar

[18:15:14] h4/rizon if you were here, i'd kick your ass

[18:15:18] h4/rizon and call you Poul

[18:16:20] h4/rizon what?

[18:16:53] h4/rizon for playing duck

[18:17:16] h4/rizon the game should be upgraded. A feature should be added where a chatter can impersonate a duck and get shot by the other users

[18:17:28] h4/rizon who gets kicked when he gets shot

[18:17:42] h4/rizon that would be fun

[18:17:48] h4/rizon QUACK could be a trigger

[18:17:58] h4/rizon then i wouldnt have to kick your ass

[18:18:01] h4/rizon duckhunt would

[18:18:45] h4/rizon i know computertech has access to the stats

[18:18:55] h4/rizon or "database" in that case

[18:19:02] h4/rizon might be Worm

[18:22:07] h4/rizon oh

[18:22:09] h4/rizon nice

[18:22:16] h4/rizon have fun

[18:22:21] h4/rizon oh no

[18:22:23] h4/rizon ComputerTech is back

[18:27:44] h4/rizon !bang

[18:27:45] h4/rizon !bang

[18:27:47] h4/rizon !reload

[18:28:15] h4/rizon but

[18:28:18] h4/rizon why would you?

[18:28:37] h4/rizon rought neighborhood, huh?

[18:29:08] h4/rizon your

[18:29:28] h4/rizon .quote random

[18:29:34] h4/rizon .quote random

[18:29:41] h4/rizon oh i know the pain

[18:29:43] h4/rizon .quote random

[18:29:49] h4/rizon lol fail

[18:30:35] h4/rizon .quote random

[18:31:13] h4/rizon i appreciate is

[18:31:21] h4/rizon as a gesture of good will i havent wet you yet either

[18:31:26] h4/rizon you are dry as monerys hometown

[18:32:14] h4/rizon doesnt it put you at a disadvantage to tell me that?

[18:32:48] h4/rizon obviously i do

[18:33:00] h4/rizon i lived through the 90s

[18:38:19] h4/rizon lol

[18:39:33] h4/rizon i am serious though lol

[18:41:16] h4/rizon lol

[18:41:29] h4/rizon i wouldnt date someone who is religious

[18:41:36] h4/rizon sorry, you may be the nicest person i have ever met

[18:41:44] h4/rizon but i dont care for your beliefs and dont want to get near them

[18:42:02] h4/rizon !bang

[18:43:14] h4/rizon stfu

[18:44:07] h4/rizon dude

[18:44:11] h4/rizon that is annoying

[18:44:36] h4/rizon no i generally dont go near religious people

[18:44:43] h4/rizon you go enjoy your fairy tales on your own

[18:59:52] h4/rizon i get the feeling

[18:59:57] h4/rizon that Piba doesnt like me but my nipple piercings

[19:00:26] h4/rizon someone shut up poul please

[19:00:30] h4/rizon i dont know what he's talking about

[19:00:33] h4/rizon feels like he is interrupting

[19:00:43] h4/rizon really?

[19:00:50] h4/rizon huh

[19:01:10] h4/rizon oh man

[19:01:16] h4/rizon that positive reaction makes this really hard on me Piba

[19:02:10] h4/rizon you know how i'm a pretty decent troll?

[19:02:22] h4/rizon yeah

[19:02:58] h4/rizon haha

[19:03:04] h4/rizon i love the confusion

[19:03:06] h4/rizon but no Piba

[19:03:12] h4/rizon i dont have anything near my nipples but hair

[19:03:32] h4/rizon would you have jumped on me otherwise?

[19:03:41] h4/rizon somewhat

[19:04:00] h4/rizon such is my curse

[19:04:03] h4/rizon i am too sexy

[19:04:22] h4/rizon i think its my charme mostly

[19:04:39] h4/rizon you are just horny and are reducing me to my body

[19:04:59] h4/rizon oh

[19:05:06] h4/rizon stfu ComputerTech

[19:05:12] h4/rizon cant you see you are interrupting?

[19:05:37] h4/rizon yeah

[19:05:39] h4/rizon i get horny then

[19:05:56] h4/rizon only my brain can stop my dick

[19:06:20] h4/rizon oh

[19:06:24] h4/rizon i get it now

[19:06:35] h4/rizon its kinda hot but its only "virtual" for now?

[19:06:41] h4/rizon who quit

[19:06:42] h4/rizon ?

[19:06:57] h4/rizon opfer

[19:07:01] h4/rizon fuck Poul

[19:07:07] h4/rizon he was interrupting earlier

[19:07:19] h4/rizon fair enough

[19:07:58] h4/rizon i will just go and get some nipple piercings

[19:08:05] h4/rizon cant make any promises on the long hair

[19:08:06] h4/rizon that will be tough

[19:08:12] h4/rizon no tall?

[19:08:33] h4/rizon lol

[19:08:39] h4/rizon i feel like telling you 1.98m

[19:08:56] h4/rizon not here it isnt

[19:09:06] h4/rizon although since you asked me if i felt small around people

[19:09:10] h4/rizon i actually did feel small

[19:09:17] h4/rizon because i was only focusing on the people bigger than me

[19:09:22] h4/rizon so fuck you ComputerTech for fucking with my brain

[19:09:30] h4/rizon yeah right

[19:09:35] h4/rizon that imp

[19:09:39] h4/rizon let me guess

[19:09:41] h4/rizon he is also irish

[19:09:51] h4/rizon cute

[19:10:02] h4/rizon whats that in real units?

[19:10:13] h4/rizon .cc 5'2" to m

[19:10:20] h4/rizon oh yeah

[19:10:27] h4/rizon my last ex was 1.58m

[19:10:34] h4/rizon you are 157 METERS TALL???

[19:10:49] h4/rizon hoher Wasserfall as the german would say ;)

[19:11:13] h4/rizon a fucking what ComputerTech?

[19:11:26] h4/rizon how did you get your feet involved?

[19:11:30] h4/rizon IN REAL UNITS

[19:11:34] h4/rizon fucking dimwit

[19:11:45] h4/rizon i should feel sorry for you

[19:11:49] h4/rizon and your parents

[19:12:06] h4/rizon my parents taught me the metric system

[19:12:11] h4/rizon i am now far superior

[19:12:25] h4/rizon .cc 6'2" to m

[19:12:53] h4/rizon yeah

[19:12:54] h4/rizon do that

[19:13:04] h4/rizon just dont forget about my nipple piercings

[19:13:07] h4/rizon my dashingly long hair

[19:13:11] h4/rizon my hairy chest

[19:13:24] h4/rizon and me wearing buffalos to grow upwards 6 feet

[19:13:25] h4/rizon eew

[19:13:28] h4/rizon my mouth tastes funny

[19:13:32] h4/rizon i used the imperial crap

[19:13:38] h4/rizon upwards 1.90m

[19:14:08] h4/rizon what and h4?

[19:14:20] h4/rizon it is

[19:14:37] h4/rizon i shall rip it out later

[19:14:42] h4/rizon the pain gives me shivers

[19:14:52] h4/rizon ripped it out too?

[19:14:57] h4/rizon hard

[19:14:58] h4/rizon fucking

[19:14:58] h4/rizon core

[19:15:35] h4/rizon ComputerTech has no dick or brains

[19:15:58] h4/rizon your fucking face is a cunt

[19:16:05] h4/rizon someone get deadly here to clean this mess up

[19:16:14] h4/rizon eew

[19:16:19] h4/rizon why would you want people to lick your face?

[19:16:28] h4/rizon what the fucking hell is wrong with you?

[19:16:31] h4/rizon jesus fucking cries

[19:16:56] h4/rizon to quote a famous rapper

[19:17:03] h4/rizon "I might be a woman-beater but i'm not a pussy-eater"

[19:17:10] h4/rizon that aged well

[19:17:36] h4/rizon when is your hair happening Piba?

[19:17:49] h4/rizon what?

[19:17:52] h4/rizon you are being worked on?

[19:18:02] h4/rizon !bang

[19:18:04] h4/rizon 1reload

[19:18:06] h4/rizon !bang

[19:18:07] h4/rizon !bang

[19:18:10] h4/rizon !reload

[19:18:20] h4/rizon stfu

[19:18:23] h4/rizon fucking spammer

[19:18:31] h4/rizon enough shopping bitch

[19:18:41] h4/rizon stop cheating

[19:18:44] h4/rizon mr infinite xp

[19:18:49] h4/rizon mr i rearm myself

[19:18:51] h4/rizon when i'm being stupid

[19:18:57] h4/rizon Piba: the products?

[19:19:05] h4/rizon did we have some agreement to buy drugs?

[19:19:06] h4/rizon whats happening?

[19:19:11] h4/rizon oh

[19:19:19] h4/rizon thought because you were latina

[19:19:22] h4/rizon and hardcore

[19:19:28] h4/rizon we'd be involved in some sketchy shit

[19:19:40] h4/rizon you know Bonnie and h4 or something

[19:20:07] h4/rizon we can just start shooting motherfuckers if things go wrong

[19:20:10] h4/rizon take ComputerTech as a hostage

[19:20:24] h4/rizon the crew is full ComputerTech

[19:20:25] h4/rizon dont impose

[19:21:03] h4/rizon you guys are really time consuming

[19:21:17] h4/rizon Piba: you are excused, its fun talking shit with you

[19:21:25] h4/rizon ComputerTech: there cant be any excuse for you

[19:35:42] h4/rizon !bang

[19:35:47] h4/rizon nice

[19:35:54] h4/rizon !reload

[20:06:34] h4/rizon oh no

[20:06:39] h4/rizon Poul is back from his kitchen

[20:06:42] h4/rizon what did you make this time big guy?

[20:07:34] h4/rizon guess Pouls creation failed this time

[20:07:39] h4/rizon he doesnt seem to wanna talk about it

[20:07:47] h4/rizon guess making noodles isnt as trivial as you think

[22:05:25] h4/rizon meh

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