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[07:20:26] h4/rizon sushi

[07:20:28] h4/rizon this early?

[07:20:33] h4/rizon ⁵ sushi-chan

[07:20:48] h4/rizon did you take your coffee bath yet?

[07:21:28] h4/rizon i am drinking my third cup now

[07:21:31] h4/rizon its the last one too

[07:22:18] h4/rizon indeed

[07:22:22] h4/rizon but what brings you areound here that early?

[07:22:31] h4/rizon sushi-chan: a day or a session?

[07:22:37] h4/rizon i do 6 cups a day at most

[07:22:48] h4/rizon but i am not female so my coffee cup is regular sized

[07:22:58] h4/rizon see all the female co workers with their handlebar buckets full of coffee

[07:23:08] h4/rizon they also put tons of milk into there to NOT taste the coffee

[07:23:21] h4/rizon the coffee they are brewing is disgustingly strong for someone who drinks black

[07:23:27] h4/rizon yeah you will go to hell sushi-chan

[07:23:32] h4/rizon for drinking coffee from a glas

[07:23:39] h4/rizon not what i mean

[07:23:47] h4/rizon its ok, used to do it years back

[07:23:58] h4/rizon i just object to strong coffee because someone weakens it with milk

[07:24:01] h4/rizon while i drink it black

[07:24:28] h4/rizon if you want my heart to skip a beat

[07:24:32] h4/rizon flash your tits

[07:24:38] h4/rizon instead of killing me with coffee

[07:24:53] h4/rizon not directed at you obviously .P

[07:25:07] h4/rizon but my female coworkers are brewing the sickest shit

[07:25:12] h4/rizon after two cups my stomach hurts

[07:25:17] h4/rizon i stopped drinking their poison

[07:26:42] h4/rizon so how is your morning sushi?

[07:27:17] h4/rizon its sushi, not some dead body you just found

[07:27:19] h4/rizon stop poking

[07:27:42] h4/rizon dunno really

[07:27:45] h4/rizon black is best

[07:27:49] h4/rizon how cool?

[07:27:52] h4/rizon !w hamburg

[07:27:57] h4/rizon .w hamburg

[07:28:01] h4/rizon mine is 17.73°C cool

[07:28:12] h4/rizon oh

[07:28:16] h4/rizon you are wearing sunglasses

[07:28:21] h4/rizon having the "deal with it" face put on

[07:28:31] h4/rizon sup superfly tnt?

[07:29:04] h4/rizon and no sur around when one needs one :(

[07:29:31] h4/rizon just done chugging down coffee

[07:29:39] h4/rizon almost ready to put on my inline skates and visit my parents

[07:30:11] h4/rizon i feel like i need a third bike

[07:30:17] h4/rizon eew superfly

[07:30:26] h4/rizon what kind of coffee is it?

[07:30:32] h4/rizon wow

[07:30:33] h4/rizon spammy sushi-chan

[07:30:42] h4/rizon 111€?

[07:30:54] h4/rizon i bought my niece a huge ass teddy bear

[07:31:00] h4/rizon standing up its bigger than me

[07:31:03] h4/rizon roughly 80€

[07:31:15] h4/rizon put it in the passenger seat and fastened its seatbelt too

[07:31:27] h4/rizon people on traffic lights were smiling about me and the plush teddy riding a car

[07:31:35] h4/rizon she is into winnie the pooh too

[07:31:39] h4/rizon but this is a regular teddy

[07:31:53] h4/rizon i dare not say its name here because that will make me think of methheads and kitchens

[07:32:13] h4/rizon later Superfly

[07:32:20] h4/rizon guten Hunger dude

[07:33:05] h4/rizon sushi

[07:33:10] h4/rizon my weed is almost gone again

[07:33:13] h4/rizon how should i proceed?

[07:33:33] h4/rizon dont have a garden

[07:33:35] h4/rizon also illegal

[07:33:46] h4/rizon but i got a friend who used to grow that stuff and it wasnt even bad

[07:34:05] h4/rizon well legal in a way

[07:34:14] h4/rizon if you start a weed farm in your apartment

[07:34:35] h4/rizon know some people on the block too that grow that stuff

[07:34:45] h4/rizon but theirs is mostly shitty and just a result of them not having enough money to buy good stuff

[07:34:49] h4/rizon so they grow their own shit

[07:35:38] h4/rizon very unlikely

[07:35:52] h4/rizon likelihood of one of the cops knowing exactly how weed looks, smells and tastes is high

[07:36:08] h4/rizon i mean its not some super drug that kills people on a daily

[07:36:16] h4/rizon and can only be purchased in shady parts of the city

[07:36:24] h4/rizon that stuff is pretty normal around people my age it seems

[07:36:51] h4/rizon Superfly funny enough since states can get a decent share of the profits

[07:36:54] h4/rizon just put a tax on it

[07:36:58] h4/rizon like with alcohol and tobacco

[07:37:22] h4/rizon i bet the consumption would even go down in the long run

[07:37:29] h4/rizon where's the excitement if any fool can buy it around the corner?

[07:37:49] h4/rizon bet if they legalize it the consumption will go up at first

[07:38:22] h4/rizon sushi-chan: sounds like you never head really good coffee tbh

[07:38:35] h4/rizon the usual shit you can buy in supermarkets is mostly ok

[07:38:47] h4/rizon yeah

[07:38:52] h4/rizon because you probably enver had a really good one

[07:39:22] h4/rizon there is some company here in hamburg selling "tasty" coffee

[07:39:38] h4/rizon its double the price but that coffee just tastes infinitely better than what you get in supermarkets

[07:40:35] h4/rizon .yt Chamillionaire Internet Thugs Attack

[07:41:24] h4/rizon Superfly in germany there was a ruling once about making cannabis legal because alcohol is legal and compared to alcohol you cant get physically addicted to weed

[07:41:43] h4/rizon the ruling went as follows: making cannabis legal would make people take drugs. Alcohol is not a drug, because people use it for the taste

[07:41:48] h4/rizon not to get a high from it

[07:41:52] h4/rizon or get drunk

[07:42:28] h4/rizon the effects of coffee on your body are laughable compared to years of drinking

[07:42:56] h4/rizon coffee isnt considered a drug in the first place sushi

[07:43:09] h4/rizon its not a real high

[07:43:48] h4/rizon alcohol?

[07:43:54] h4/rizon it will only worsen your depression

[07:44:01] h4/rizon oh

[07:44:06] h4/rizon why would you?

[07:44:12] h4/rizon coffee is nothing to be concerned about

[07:44:23] h4/rizon i work for the state, their employees drink coffee around the clock

[07:44:28] h4/rizon you cant even fuck with them

[07:44:38] h4/rizon they even walk around with coffee

[07:44:42] h4/rizon like the mug sticks to their hands

[07:44:47] h4/rizon and refills itself regularly

[07:45:00] h4/rizon if you think you are drinking a lot of coffee

[07:45:07] h4/rizon take a look at people working for the gov lol

[07:45:33] h4/rizon every office has its own coffee machine. I bet they got a storage full of coffee machines

[07:46:16] h4/rizon Superfly its basically because alcohol is socially accepted

[07:46:26] h4/rizon its something you do for "special purposes" or to "relax"

[07:46:47] h4/rizon Superfly germans drink a lot of coffee in general, so in private companies the coffee consumption is high as well

[07:46:54] h4/rizon but nothing compared to goverment workers lol

[07:49:32] h4/rizon bye sushi-chan

[14:54:50] h4/rizon hey

[14:54:54] h4/rizon you just shot it

[14:54:57] h4/rizon no need to curse it too

[14:55:15] h4/rizon oh no

[14:55:18] h4/rizon its this weird toni again

[14:55:25] h4/rizon .quote search toni

[14:55:29] h4/rizon .quote read 112

[14:55:33] h4/rizon .quote read 132

[14:55:38] h4/rizon .quote read 163

[14:55:46] h4/rizon that tells me enough about you

[14:55:50] h4/rizon geistig nicht ganz da

[14:56:17] h4/rizon lol no shit?

[14:56:40] h4/rizon my behindi-radar works flawlessly!

[14:56:43] h4/rizon no offense

[14:57:12] h4/rizon man i am hungry

[14:57:14] h4/rizon what to eat?

[14:57:21] h4/rizon .t en de what to fucking eat!?

[14:57:29] h4/rizon nice translation

[14:57:32] h4/rizon order?

[14:57:40] h4/rizon i was thinking of cooking

[14:57:45] h4/rizon got some

[14:57:50] h4/rizon .t de en Spätzle

[14:57:56] h4/rizon yes spaetzle

[14:58:01] h4/rizon its so obvious

[14:58:13] h4/rizon shawarma?

[14:58:57] h4/rizon thats already sounds too complicated

[14:59:02] h4/rizon i am high

[14:59:12] h4/rizon toni hier ist nur Scheiße

[14:59:14] h4/rizon keine guten Pizzen

[14:59:19] h4/rizon außerdem hasse ich Lieferdienste

[14:59:24] h4/rizon hab auch gar kein Bargeld mehr

[14:59:43] h4/rizon wildting2: spaetzle with a lot of mushrooms

[14:59:45] h4/rizon is what i got

[14:59:49] h4/rizon .t en de pork

[14:59:59] h4/rizon well losely translated

[15:00:21] h4/rizon pork

[15:00:31] h4/rizon there is probably a variant with chicken

[15:00:36] h4/rizon but real schnitzel is kalb

[15:00:40] h4/rizon .t de en kalb

[15:00:44] h4/rizon yes that

[15:00:53] h4/rizon i believe so

[15:01:33] h4/rizon i think the real wiener schnitzel is calf

[15:01:40] h4/rizon the one made from pork is "Wiener Art"

[15:01:47] h4/rizon the preparation is the same

[15:01:54] h4/rizon its just different meat

[15:02:39] h4/rizon so help me decide

[15:02:42] h4/rizon i could bake a pizza

[15:02:51] h4/rizon or cook some spaetzle with shrooms

[15:02:58] h4/rizon pizza would require me to wash the dishes

[15:03:08] h4/rizon spaetzle requires me to clean the pan

[15:03:16] h4/rizon damn

[15:03:22] h4/rizon i only got onions

[15:03:25] h4/rizon and salami

[15:03:29] h4/rizon and mozzarella

[15:03:53] h4/rizon sounds ok

[15:04:01] h4/rizon i really tend towards ordering food :|

[15:04:21] h4/rizon i could also eat some full wheat bread with cheese and salami

[15:04:28] h4/rizon .t de en Vollkornbrot

[15:04:41] h4/rizon thats the least work

[15:04:49] h4/rizon now what to watch?

[15:23:51] h4/rizon you shouldnt shoot all the ducks

[15:23:54] h4/rizon this way i cant get any

[15:59:33] h4/rizon that would be awesome

[15:59:39] h4/rizon but i dont need you to do that for me

[15:59:53] h4/rizon i will just wet you and your !bang will tell me a duck is around

[15:59:56] h4/rizon !shop 16 socraticDev

[16:00:01] h4/rizon !shop 15 socraticDev

[16:00:06] h4/rizon additional insurance

[16:00:11] h4/rizon just in case

[16:00:13] h4/rizon no offense

[16:01:50] h4/rizon yeah fuck Geronimo, right Gentoo?

[16:02:03] h4/rizon socraticDev: i would have trusted you

[16:02:08] h4/rizon i just dont wanna be in your debt

[16:02:17] h4/rizon i will be forced to return the favor

[16:25:46] h4/rizon !bang

[16:25:47] h4/rizon !bang

[16:25:51] h4/rizon !reload

[16:29:30] h4/rizon best leave again

[16:29:45] h4/rizon @ustats

[16:30:00] h4/rizon @ustats ComputerTech

[16:30:18] h4/rizon @ustats sushi-chan

[16:30:24] h4/rizon weak

[16:30:47] h4/rizon @ustats TorS

[16:31:03] h4/rizon .trivia 5

[16:31:15] h4/rizon no

[16:31:22] h4/rizon oh jesus fuck no

[16:31:23] h4/rizon .skip

[16:31:52] h4/rizon no shit

[16:32:19] h4/rizon no fucking clue

[16:32:20] h4/rizon .skip

[16:32:36] h4/rizon lakers

[16:32:41] h4/rizon star bucks

[16:32:53] h4/rizon born 46

[16:32:55] h4/rizon merkste selbst

[16:33:01] h4/rizon sylvester stallone

[16:33:32] h4/rizon nice hint

[16:33:36] h4/rizon after briti

[16:33:40] h4/rizon what could it have been?

[16:34:01] h4/rizon british tropic islands

[16:34:09] h4/rizon next hint will be awesome

[16:34:11] h4/rizon oh

[16:34:22] h4/rizon wow Kuro-chan you suck as much as i do

[16:34:25] h4/rizon .strivia 5

[16:34:33] h4/rizon or not

[16:34:42] h4/rizon .trivia 5

[16:34:43] h4/rizon my bad

[16:34:49] h4/rizon raw

[16:34:52] h4/rizon rare

[16:34:53] h4/rizon medium

[16:34:57] h4/rizon dessert

[16:35:10] h4/rizon what?

[16:35:16] h4/rizon springfield

[16:35:26] h4/rizon pluto

[16:35:30] h4/rizon this is easy

[16:35:37] h4/rizon audi

[16:35:41] h4/rizon volkswagen

[16:35:44] h4/rizon porsche

[16:35:48] h4/rizon pontiac

[16:35:58] h4/rizon Richy

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[16:36:08] h4/rizon crocodile rick

[16:36:13] h4/rizon crocodile rich

[16:36:19] h4/rizon crookbard rich

[16:36:26] h4/rizon not easy anymore :(

[16:36:39] h4/rizon crookback rick

[16:36:42] h4/rizon crookbard rick

[16:36:46] h4/rizon crookball rick

[16:36:56] h4/rizon lol

[16:40:54] h4/rizon not really

[16:40:58] h4/rizon but i am a bit bored

[16:44:26] h4/rizon !bang

[16:44:32] h4/rizon huh

[16:44:35] h4/rizon shit

[16:44:36] h4/rizon !shop 5

[16:44:41] h4/rizon !rearm h4

[16:44:44] h4/rizon can i even?

[16:44:47] h4/rizon obviously not

[17:07:39] h4/rizon !shop 16 Gentoo

[17:07:42] h4/rizon !shop 15 Gentoo

[17:07:43] h4/rizon !shop 14 Gentoo

[17:07:48] h4/rizon Piba!

[17:07:58] h4/rizon sup chica?

[17:08:30] h4/rizon oh been there

[17:08:38] h4/rizon just toasted some bread and put cheese and salami between it

[17:08:45] h4/rizon then stuffed down some chocolate

[17:09:54] h4/rizon sounds like a job for

[17:09:59] h4/rizon Piba the grocery shopper

[17:10:01] h4/rizon get yourself some

[18:11:48] h4/rizon oh no

[18:11:49] h4/rizon sushi

[18:11:50] h4/rizon hey

[18:12:03] h4/rizon attacked by triangles

[18:12:08] h4/rizon because she doesnt like geometry

[18:12:22] h4/rizon you should really share your drugs

[18:12:28] h4/rizon its not fair you being all outta space

[18:12:30] h4/rizon and us being down here

[18:26:39] h4/rizon !bang

[18:26:41] h4/rizon !reload

[18:26:42] h4/rizon !bang

[18:37:56] h4/rizon yeah

[18:38:00] h4/rizon pew pew

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