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DICK/rizon
Don't get and you on me, that'd burn
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Wrong barrel! The lube is over there!
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DICK > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DICK > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DICK > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DICK > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DICK > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 31.004s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DICK/rizon
Oh the fuckstats got reset, this nickname should have 70+
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DICK/rizon
I remember getting upset I went past 69
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DICK/rizon
Meh I only use DICK now when I am on mobile
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.754s, which makes you a total of 1861 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #113 added by Foxy 10 weeks 6 days 20 hours 50 minutes 31 seconds ago.
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[Quote] <~Foxy> wof is sick <~Foxy> i told him he sucks too much dick <~ComputerTech> he does <~Foxy> but you get paid to suck dick? <~ComputerTech> sure do <~ComputerTech> pays for the medication <~Peorth> turning tricks in the parking lot
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[Quote] #196 added by ComputerTech 5 days 8 hours 16 minutes 35 seconds ago.
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[Quote] * ComputerTech slaps Dr_DICK around a bit with a mouse <Dr_DICK> Most people try to refer to their dick as any animal but a mouse
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Zack/rizon
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP'S USUAL POOPER THEY'RE MAKING A SECRET WARS MOVIE
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*BANG* xO' GK-Deacon just get shot by accident by Zack. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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no that laugh is something i added to make fun of the lame joke
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"why didn't the skeleton go to prom? because it had no-body to go with"
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3. (US) A formal ball held at a high school or college on special occasions; e.g,. near the end of the academic year.
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DICK/rizon
I'm on Day 6 of being paid to do nothing at work. Idk if I love it or hate it
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DICK/rizon
It's rare and not often carried in ambulances
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DICK/rizon
Doners for it are even more rare
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn45.71s, which makes you a total of 1862 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 59.388s, which makes you a total of 1863 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [20 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for peorth: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 1/1 | charg.: 5/5 | jammed: no (93 times) | confisc.: no (95 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 8891 xp | lvl 40 (unemployed due to extinction of the duck specie) / 1108 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 87.76% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 97% | effectiv. of fire: 80% | gun reliability: 99% | armor: 9
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bag]bag] best time: 0.961s | average react. time: 1mn41.076s | 1863 ducks (incl. 374 golden ducks) | 454 misses | 64 accidents | 214 empty shots | 51 wild shots | 2317 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 8 stray bullets from which 0 lethal, 2 ricocheted and 6 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Expl. ammo / 4-leaf clover
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don't worry, little cookie, you'll be safe with me >:[ ]
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of course, you could just turn yourself into an elephant
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ticking 10 seconds
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besides half of us are lamer, I promise lol
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also, sidenote: who DID put a bomb in your asshole?
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DICK/rizon
dicks explode and make others explode /shrug
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sushi-chan/rizon
Never NEVER put a bomb inside your ass if u have diarrhea
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yes, it's a perfectly acceptable practice under other circumstances
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DICK/rizon
My favorite thing to do before I board a plane is shove a bomb up my ass
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birthdays, weddings, at any large-scale social gathering
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thinking of times when it's ok to put a bomb in your ass
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or just when you're by yourself and you want to freak out the cat
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Or when you have to wait for your turn at the cashier in a mall
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though it's slightly more amusing if it's not a bomb but instead one of those spinning fireworks
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hell, they might even give you a medal for that one
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imagine if firemen , instead of taking out their (the thing you use to turn off fire idk the english word for it lol) they just pee on the fire
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I swear, if the content of this channel would be recorded and uploaded on Youtube, it would go viral
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once, the neighbor i had downstair kept opening and closing drawers all nite
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The worst annoying thing would be to be a farmer Imagine hearing that stupid roster screaming all morning long
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DICK/rizon
Like any alarm, just beat on it until it stops
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but blood drinking in general is a quick way to get diseases
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Helvegen > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 26.065s, which makes you a total of 48 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Piba/rizon
There is a factory budwiser in the valleys...when u pass by..it smell like french fries
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I made molasses gems, chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin
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DuckHunt/rizon
Piba > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.944s, which makes you a total of 65 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Your presence is always an inspiration for me to try that little bit harder