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[09:31:16] h4/rizon wow mobile sucks ass

[09:34:18] h4/rizon Always have

[09:34:34] h4/rizon Just not at home but needed to get something out

[09:41:11] h4/rizon !bang

[15:34:58] h4/rizon wha

[15:34:58] h4/rizon what?

[15:35:00] h4/rizon omg

[15:35:01] h4/rizon its me!

[15:35:09] h4/rizon i fucking love you h4 <3

[15:36:18] h4/rizon good point

[15:36:39] h4/rizon gasses?

[15:36:42] h4/rizon you farted a lot then?

[15:36:45] h4/rizon jesus

[15:36:50] h4/rizon why are you telling me about your flatulence?

[15:36:54] h4/rizon haha dick

[15:37:14] h4/rizon yeah

[15:37:14] h4/rizon right

[15:37:15] h4/rizon me too

[15:37:28] h4/rizon i cant see without my gasses

[15:37:46] h4/rizon :O

[15:37:49] h4/rizon !shop 15 Piba

[15:37:50] h4/rizon !shop 14 Piba

[15:37:52] h4/rizon !shop 16 Piba

[15:37:53] h4/rizon i am richer :P

[15:38:03] h4/rizon !duckstats

[15:38:05] h4/rizon !duckstats piba

[15:38:16] h4/rizon pff

[15:38:17] h4/rizon 90 ducks

[15:38:19] h4/rizon get on my level

[15:38:33] h4/rizon henceforth i shall refer to you as "gassy"

[15:38:36] h4/rizon for losing all your gasses

[15:38:46] h4/rizon who did?

[15:38:48] h4/rizon show me

[15:39:08] h4/rizon haha :D

[15:39:10] h4/rizon calm down granny

[15:39:16] h4/rizon want some crossword puzzles instead?

[15:39:30] h4/rizon sure you got dozens of photo albums to show me

[15:39:38] h4/rizon i mean analog

[15:39:39] h4/rizon not digital

[15:39:53] h4/rizon come to think of it...why isnt my grandma doing these things?

[15:39:59] h4/rizon my grandpa sure did

[15:40:06] h4/rizon but he had pictures from when he was at war

[15:40:12] h4/rizon that was interesting

[15:40:30] h4/rizon you got a real camera?

[15:40:38] h4/rizon i hate people using their smartphones

[15:40:46] h4/rizon oh look, i have 500 MP on a shitty lens

[15:40:53] h4/rizon its roughly 30MB in size

[15:41:03] h4/rizon and looks like the best thing the nokia 6233 ever photographed

[15:41:04] h4/rizon get real people

[15:41:25] h4/rizon why does my smartphone have a better "selfie" cam?

[15:41:44] h4/rizon uh oh

[15:41:52] h4/rizon that wasnt K, was it?

[15:43:25] h4/rizon i hate samsung phones

[15:43:32] h4/rizon it always look like it was designed for children

[15:43:37] h4/rizon shitty fonts, all bubbly and colorful

[15:43:44] h4/rizon their ui is garbage

[15:43:48] h4/rizon plus there is samsung knox

[15:43:55] h4/rizon aka the giant middlefinger to the customer

[15:44:07] h4/rizon fuck samsung for trying to prevent people from rooting their phones

[15:44:23] h4/rizon i opt for cheaper smartphones that i can easily unlock

[15:44:31] h4/rizon like Motorolas, these Pixel shit thingies

[15:44:33] h4/rizon Fairphone too

[15:44:39] h4/rizon got a Fairphone FP3+ currently

[15:44:48] h4/rizon but i agree with you on iphones

[15:44:52] h4/rizon last job required me to use one

[15:45:04] h4/rizon i still cant wrap my head around the fact, that "going back" was in the top left corner

[15:45:10] h4/rizon that shitty iphone wasnt even big

[15:45:17] h4/rizon but it always required a second hand to go back

[15:45:18] h4/rizon shit

[15:45:34] h4/rizon if someone gave me an iphone as a present

[15:45:42] h4/rizon i would stop talking to the person

[15:45:48] h4/rizon in fact i wouldnt want to see the person ever again

[15:46:41] h4/rizon you into that?

[15:46:43] h4/rizon i dont know

[15:46:50] h4/rizon i mean i like shapely female butts

[15:47:02] h4/rizon and i guess on the buttcheek would be...well not disgusting

[15:47:03] h4/rizon !bang

[15:47:04] h4/rizon !shop 12

[15:47:04] h4/rizon !bang

[15:47:05] h4/rizon !bang

[15:47:07] h4/rizon !reload

[15:47:08] h4/rizon !bang

[15:47:16] h4/rizon lol

[15:47:19] h4/rizon yeah

[15:47:22] h4/rizon and your gasses

[15:48:02] h4/rizon hey

[15:48:06] h4/rizon get your gasses under control!

[15:48:56] h4/rizon people farting in front of others are disgusting

[15:49:02] h4/rizon its fine if you are a kid

[15:49:07] h4/rizon they consider it funny and it sometimes is

[15:49:17] h4/rizon but have you ever had a fat friend that was constantly farting?

[15:49:24] h4/rizon i smoked indoors to annoy him with my smell

[15:49:27] h4/rizon that was absolutely disgusting

[15:49:32] h4/rizon we were best friends

[15:49:34] h4/rizon but i hated that about him

[15:49:37] h4/rizon glad he moved lol

[15:50:08] h4/rizon socraticDev: dude, two rooms

[15:50:13] h4/rizon one is living room and office

[15:50:16] h4/rizon the other is bedroom

[15:50:19] h4/rizon you can chill in the basement

[15:50:23] h4/rizon but dont touch my bikes

[15:50:35] h4/rizon the apartment below mine is always empty

[15:50:41] h4/rizon lets just crack the door and move you in there

[15:50:45] h4/rizon i am :)

[15:50:53] h4/rizon one condition socraticDev

[15:50:57] h4/rizon i get to dry my clothes on your terrace

[15:51:04] h4/rizon i do that now and nobody minds

[15:51:09] h4/rizon i like to keep it that way

[15:51:13] h4/rizon no

[15:51:23] h4/rizon why use energy for something this big fat ball of energy in the sky does for me?

[15:51:50] h4/rizon i mean its not as soft as clothing from a dryer

[15:51:56] h4/rizon in winter it just wont get dry

[15:52:00] h4/rizon all the snow and due on it

[15:52:01] h4/rizon really annoying

[15:52:06] h4/rizon but i swore to myself

[15:52:12] h4/rizon i will not get it inside until its dried up

[15:52:20] h4/rizon poor guy lol

[15:52:28] h4/rizon Piba: in winter i either let it dry in the basement

[15:52:31] h4/rizon or in my living room

[15:52:33] h4/rizon gives a nice smell

[15:52:42] h4/rizon well its not that humid in here

[15:52:52] h4/rizon after two washing machines it can climb up to 70% humidity

[15:52:58] h4/rizon which is perfect for mold

[15:53:02] h4/rizon but it quickly goes down to ~50%

[15:53:06] h4/rizon lemme check

[15:53:21] h4/rizon 55% in bedroom, 49% in living room

[15:53:26] h4/rizon i am german socraticDev

[15:53:41] h4/rizon i even measure my penis length upon entering my house

[15:53:47] h4/rizon everything will be measured

[15:53:56] h4/rizon i also have a degree in mechanical engineering

[15:53:57] h4/rizon its a fetish

[15:54:05] h4/rizon haha

[15:54:28] h4/rizon its easy

[15:54:34] h4/rizon just put up rules and regulations

[15:54:44] h4/rizon ones he cant possibly follow

[15:54:47] h4/rizon you will drive the lad mad

[15:55:02] h4/rizon his german wants to follow the rules and regulations

[15:55:03] h4/rizon but he cant

[15:55:11] h4/rizon and when he's down

[15:55:14] h4/rizon you can probably dominate him easily

[15:55:28] h4/rizon just tell him what a failure he is for not following the rules

[15:55:34] h4/rizon nice notK

[15:55:58] h4/rizon i get it

[15:56:02] h4/rizon its better for your back

[15:56:08] h4/rizon .t de en Schneidersitz

[15:56:14] h4/rizon english is so boring

[15:56:36] h4/rizon Piba: we are also stubborn

[15:56:41] h4/rizon i can relate lol

[15:56:56] h4/rizon its healthier!!

[15:57:04] h4/rizon floor must have been clean

[15:57:10] h4/rizon a german wouldnt sit on a dirty floor

[15:57:16] h4/rizon but would tell you to clean it

[15:57:28] h4/rizon if he says "da kann man Sau drin schreiben!!"

[15:57:32] h4/rizon he is 100% german

[15:57:37] h4/rizon or was it drauf?

[15:58:10] h4/rizon that sounds like us

[15:58:16] h4/rizon du Lappen

[15:58:26] h4/rizon is this a quiz

[15:58:26] h4/rizon ?

[15:58:28] h4/rizon am i the german?

[15:58:39] h4/rizon easily

[15:58:46] h4/rizon hand him a decent beer

[15:58:53] h4/rizon he will grill the shit out of it

[15:58:56] h4/rizon hey Miggy-Kun

[15:59:18] h4/rizon holla back girl

[15:59:26] h4/rizon fuck i am energized today

[15:59:36] h4/rizon really went nuts on my bike

[15:59:40] h4/rizon twice

[15:59:49] h4/rizon then when i was bored i went downstairs at work

[15:59:53] h4/rizon and jogged up the stairs

[15:59:55] h4/rizon THRICE

[16:00:07] h4/rizon .t de en Stockwerk

[16:00:13] h4/rizon its four storeys

[16:00:40] h4/rizon the german dude?

[16:00:50] h4/rizon why not bring him here?

[16:00:56] h4/rizon he can meet all the other amazing germans on here

[16:00:57] h4/rizon like sur

[16:00:58] h4/rizon and sur

[16:00:59] h4/rizon or sur

[16:01:07] h4/rizon oh and perhaps Koragg

[16:01:14] h4/rizon <3

[16:01:17] h4/rizon works all the time :P

[16:01:34] h4/rizon monery my dude

[16:01:36] h4/rizon the fuck did you do?

[16:01:39] h4/rizon you had ~ before :O

[16:02:09] h4/rizon haha

[16:02:31] h4/rizon but remember he's married

[16:03:05] h4/rizon yes

[16:03:14] h4/rizon trust me

[16:03:16] h4/rizon monery is better than money

[16:03:53] h4/rizon .yt Jadakiss WWII

[16:03:58] h4/rizon fucking love that song

[16:04:17] h4/rizon wow

[16:04:25] h4/rizon wanted?

[16:04:38] h4/rizon i have 0,5

[16:04:43] h4/rizon no really

[16:04:47] h4/rizon my niece is like a daughter to me

[16:04:51] h4/rizon and i'm a bit like a dad

[16:04:54] h4/rizon despite her having one

[16:05:12] h4/rizon ⁵

[16:05:13] h4/rizon same

[16:06:25] h4/rizon nieces are the best

[16:06:31] h4/rizon you get to have all the fun playing with them

[16:06:33] h4/rizon showing them stuff

[16:06:40] h4/rizon then the parents take over

[16:06:52] h4/rizon although she expressed she wants a sleepover

[16:06:59] h4/rizon we started playing Stray :P

[16:07:41] h4/rizon sur: being related is only secondary any way

[16:07:44] h4/rizon if they are like family

[16:07:49] h4/rizon nobody gives a fuck if you are actually related

[16:07:58] h4/rizon its the relationship between human beings that counts

[16:08:14] h4/rizon yeah

[16:08:36] h4/rizon your gasses again Piba?

[16:08:47] h4/rizon sorry

[16:08:49] h4/rizon i meant "gassy"

[16:08:51] h4/rizon not piba :D

[16:09:02] h4/rizon you are supposed to take them off :P

[16:09:15] h4/rizon lol

[16:09:30] h4/rizon but hey Piba at least you can still see and read

[16:09:42] h4/rizon if i lost my glasses i'd be sticking with my face to the display

[16:09:45] h4/rizon and still couldnt really read it

[16:09:57] h4/rizon my eyes are pretty shitty without gasses

[16:10:41] h4/rizon i imagine Piba giggling in front of her pc

[16:10:45] h4/rizon barely able to see straight

[16:10:48] h4/rizon but giggling away

[16:11:01] h4/rizon constantly?

[16:11:02] h4/rizon !bang

[16:11:15] h4/rizon "Gassy can you please stop laughing? I am trying to sleep!" - *keeps giggling*

[16:11:27] h4/rizon sur you dont strike me as angry

[16:11:31] h4/rizon people just cant handle you

[16:11:35] h4/rizon fuck them

[16:11:56] h4/rizon i woke up at 4 am and couldnt fall asleep. I got so fucking mad

[16:12:01] h4/rizon then some dog started barking in the distance

[16:12:12] h4/rizon and i was so fucking pissed

[16:12:16] h4/rizon guess its a german thing

[16:12:29] h4/rizon normal people dont wake up at 4 and are pissed lol

[16:12:30] h4/rizon ⁵

[16:12:53] h4/rizon lol

[16:13:02] h4/rizon you know what really grinds my gears?

[16:13:07] h4/rizon when i try to take a nap on my couch

[16:13:13] h4/rizon and the moment i try to sleep someone starts making noise

[16:13:23] h4/rizon like these asswipes just waited for me to try to take a nap

[16:13:42] h4/rizon but Piba its not the german genes

[16:13:45] h4/rizon its the german culture

[16:13:52] h4/rizon dudes living upstairs are turkish-german

[16:14:01] h4/rizon sometimes i can hear them rage upstairs for no reason

[16:14:14] h4/rizon sitting here quietly, suddenly from above comes "MIT DEM HURENSOHN!?"

[16:14:16] h4/rizon lol

[16:14:41] h4/rizon Piba: i use something called PLuggerz

[16:14:44] h4/rizon sounds like a buttplug

[16:14:50] h4/rizon but you actually put them into your ears

[16:14:56] h4/rizon disables some noises

[16:15:05] h4/rizon but obviously lets through some frequencies

[16:15:10] h4/rizon Piba: yes lol

[16:15:12] h4/rizon they are

[16:15:24] h4/rizon silver lining there :P

[16:15:35] h4/rizon depends on the situation

[16:15:42] h4/rizon today on my lunch break i went oustide

[16:15:47] h4/rizon laid down on the grass

[16:15:52] h4/rizon next to a flower bed

[16:15:59] h4/rizon and just enjoyed all the buzzing from the insects

[16:17:00] h4/rizon sur the german in you must hate it

[16:17:11] h4/rizon working 8 hours entitles you to 30mins

[16:17:19] h4/rizon working >8 hours entitles you to 1h

[16:17:34] h4/rizon fuck murica

[16:17:45] h4/rizon all hail Oberneger!

[16:17:52] h4/rizon .w oberneger

[16:17:57] h4/rizon hot in oberneger

[16:18:13] h4/rizon did you get the fucking pm?

[16:18:21] h4/rizon that fucking mobile client on public wifi was shit

[16:18:35] h4/rizon enjoy the snarky sarcasm

[16:18:44] h4/rizon hey ComputerTech

[16:18:50] h4/rizon you are roughly 5-6 hours with car away

[16:18:53] h4/rizon lets meet up and do drugs?

[16:19:03] h4/rizon hey!

[16:19:08] h4/rizon he is irish

[16:19:17] h4/rizon like he wasnt drinking at 12

[16:19:27] h4/rizon yeah

[16:19:31] h4/rizon alcohol is a horrible drug

[16:19:41] h4/rizon someone is making pfannkuchen :O

[16:19:44] h4/rizon i can smell it

[16:19:47] h4/rizon i want some!! :O:O

[16:20:01] h4/rizon somebody high five him for that lol

[16:20:07] h4/rizon seems like he is proud of it

[16:20:26] h4/rizon Piba: a lot of waves flying around you

[16:20:32] h4/rizon all with roughly the same frequency

[16:20:45] h4/rizon i too got the curves

[16:20:52] h4/rizon see?

[16:20:57] h4/rizon he is already drinking

[16:21:03] h4/rizon he is far more dangerous than me

[16:21:08] h4/rizon calm down gassy

[16:21:25] h4/rizon zlotys lol

[16:21:27] h4/rizon i hate poles

[16:21:49] h4/rizon ComputerTech: 1. september coming up

[16:21:56] h4/rizon wanna get a german visit from me and sur? :D

[16:22:03] h4/rizon only fitting since you are currently in poland

[16:22:06] h4/rizon and we need some more farmland

[16:22:29] h4/rizon sur is in illinois

[16:22:33] h4/rizon i am in hamburg lol

[16:22:39] h4/rizon and ComputerTech is in warsaw

[16:22:43] h4/rizon no

[16:22:46] h4/rizon if she was in germany

[16:22:50] h4/rizon she'd get lunch breaks

[16:23:05] h4/rizon she seems tough

[16:24:37] h4/rizon what

[16:24:42] h4/rizon i was getting my toaster

[16:25:00] h4/rizon ComputerTech: do it!

[16:25:08] h4/rizon ComputerTech: especially east germany

[16:25:14] h4/rizon if they look at you funny

[16:25:31] h4/rizon just scream "DEUTSCHLAND DEN DETUSCHEN ASYLBETRÜGER RAUS!" or shit like "WIR SIND DAS VOLK"

[16:25:38] h4/rizon they will instantly recognize you as one of their own

[16:25:44] h4/rizon do NOT say "DIE MERKEL MUSS WEG"

[16:25:46] h4/rizon she is gone already

[16:25:55] h4/rizon ComputerTech: hm

[16:26:00] h4/rizon i guess leipzig is nice

[16:26:01] h4/rizon the city

[16:26:05] h4/rizon not particularly the people

[16:26:26] h4/rizon what?

[16:26:29] h4/rizon WHAT!?

[16:26:33] h4/rizon go to frankfurt then

[16:26:34] h4/rizon am Main

[16:26:39] h4/rizon later sur <3

[16:26:45] h4/rizon no, no

[16:26:48] h4/rizon Frankfurt am Main

[16:26:52] h4/rizon to the Bahnhof

[16:26:55] h4/rizon see the junkies in action lol

[16:27:00] h4/rizon i dont know man

[16:27:03] h4/rizon Hamburg is Flachland

[16:27:05] h4/rizon not even mountains here

[16:27:11] h4/rizon the harbor is polluting

[16:27:13] h4/rizon its meh

[16:27:18] h4/rizon if you go to hamburg

[16:27:26] h4/rizon oh shit...forgot the name of that one district

[16:27:38] h4/rizon must be the place where the most africans live lol

[16:27:42] h4/rizon Billstedt i think

[16:27:48] h4/rizon .w hamburg billstedt

[16:28:19] h4/rizon or go to the outskirts of berlin ComputerTech

[16:28:22] h4/rizon i will hook you up with my cousin

[16:28:38] h4/rizon granted she isnt a looker

[16:28:45] h4/rizon and she has two children already

[16:28:46] h4/rizon BUT

[16:28:48] h4/rizon she is kinda smart

[16:28:55] h4/rizon do NOT meet her mom

[16:29:05] h4/rizon eh?

[16:29:23] h4/rizon go to kiel or flensburg up north

[16:29:28] h4/rizon see people talking danish too lol

[16:29:51] h4/rizon omg i got it

[16:29:53] h4/rizon go to Sylt

[16:29:59] h4/rizon perhaps the punks are still there

[16:30:09] h4/rizon see filthy rich fucks being annoyed by punks drinking on their shitty island lol

[16:30:17] h4/rizon you should fit right in

[16:30:20] h4/rizon ditch the wine however

[16:30:24] h4/rizon take some beer from a can

[16:30:35] h4/rizon hm...i got roots in sweden

[16:30:39] h4/rizon maternally

[16:30:55] h4/rizon ComputerTech: Pommern in Poland

[16:30:58] h4/rizon no clue what the poles call it

[16:31:01] h4/rizon go there

[16:31:10] h4/rizon parts of my family lived there ~100 years ago

[16:31:35] h4/rizon i come visit then

[16:31:37] h4/rizon never been there

[16:31:46] h4/rizon kkk

[16:34:38] h4/rizon later gassy

[16:35:04] h4/rizon dude

[16:35:08] h4/rizon its not even 19

[16:35:13] h4/rizon how can you drink until 1?

[16:35:17] h4/rizon if you started now

[16:35:26] h4/rizon thats six hours of drinking

[16:35:31] h4/rizon how much can you chug in six hours?

[16:35:38] h4/rizon ditch the shitty wine

[16:35:41] h4/rizon you are in poland

[16:35:42] h4/rizon beer and vokda!

[16:35:54] h4/rizon Piba: its nice when ice cold

[16:36:01] h4/rizon Korn is way worse

[16:36:04] h4/rizon .t de en Korn

[16:36:08] h4/rizon lol

[16:36:12] h4/rizon i mean yes and no

[16:36:16] h4/rizon .w Doppelkorn

[16:37:37] h4/rizon why?

[16:37:46] h4/rizon thats just an alcoholic in hiding

[16:38:06] h4/rizon !bang

[16:38:12] h4/rizon phew thx Piba

[16:38:16] h4/rizon without you i'd have shot someone

[16:38:33] h4/rizon calm down gassy!

[16:38:45] h4/rizon have you found your gasses yet?

[16:39:00] h4/rizon why?

[16:39:04] h4/rizon motor bikes are dangerous

[16:39:05] h4/rizon get a car

[16:39:06] h4/rizon or bike

[16:39:37] h4/rizon socraticDev: you cant just smile your way into a running convo

[16:39:39] h4/rizon what were you thinking?

[16:40:35] h4/rizon what?

[16:40:41] h4/rizon how did you get to that?

[16:41:24] h4/rizon i turn away for a second

[16:41:30] h4/rizon and suddenly you talk about snapping necks

[16:42:06] h4/rizon that cunt

[16:42:09] h4/rizon kick him+

[16:42:20] h4/rizon just runs away

[16:42:31] h4/rizon alcohol is more important Piba

[16:42:37] h4/rizon hes an alcoholic

[16:42:47] h4/rizon notK: which?

[16:43:01] h4/rizon W203

[16:43:07] h4/rizon W210 was it

[16:43:15] h4/rizon shit you told me

[16:43:27] h4/rizon the e class

[16:43:30] h4/rizon 2003?

[16:44:08] h4/rizon they used shitty components when manufacturing

[16:44:13] h4/rizon a lot of them are corroding

[16:44:18] h4/rizon .t de en rosten

[16:44:21] h4/rizon lol

[16:44:34] h4/rizon my 2001 W203 corroded a little

[16:44:42] h4/rizon friends 2002 W210 corroded crazy

[16:44:59] h4/rizon warm climate around your parts?

[16:45:11] h4/rizon winter and fall in germany really mess with the old cars

[16:45:19] h4/rizon hold on...2003...wasnt that the facelift already?

[16:45:22] h4/rizon those werent corroding anymore

[16:45:28] h4/rizon city Piba

[16:45:45] h4/rizon funny enough they had no garage

[16:45:54] h4/rizon despite having three fucking cars in front of their house

[16:46:18] h4/rizon Cover...nah

[16:46:20] h4/rizon used daily

[16:46:30] h4/rizon normally a car should handle that fine

[16:46:35] h4/rizon it was shitty manufacturing

[16:46:42] h4/rizon according to my mechanic back then

[16:46:46] h4/rizon it was some plant in spain

[16:46:52] h4/rizon where these corroding cars came from

[16:46:58] h4/rizon didnt do much for spain because of their climate

[16:47:07] h4/rizon lol

[16:47:13] h4/rizon better cooling of the engine Piba

[16:47:30] h4/rizon they stole my merecedes star at one point :(

[16:47:33] h4/rizon at a fucking university

[16:48:23] h4/rizon south central

[16:48:29] h4/rizon you were lucky not to be black

[16:48:33] h4/rizon if you were black in that situation

[16:48:42] h4/rizon you might have been getting a good old ass whooping by 5-10 cops

[16:49:06] h4/rizon after beating you to a pulp

[16:49:11] h4/rizon one cop screams "SHE GOT A GUN"

[16:49:17] h4/rizon and they grant you roughly 40 bullets

[16:49:22] h4/rizon right into your chest

[16:49:24] h4/rizon to be safe

[16:49:26] h4/rizon one in the head

[16:50:19] h4/rizon gave em the finger i hope

[16:50:26] h4/rizon Hash do tell

[16:50:30] h4/rizon what did they do?

[16:50:39] h4/rizon shall i pick?

[16:50:57] h4/rizon lol Piba

[16:52:35] h4/rizon lol

[16:52:41] h4/rizon but you will do it again

[16:53:31] h4/rizon didnt get caught

[16:53:35] h4/rizon so repeat

[16:54:01] h4/rizon the machete

[16:54:47] h4/rizon yeah right

[16:54:56] h4/rizon i got a knife because i used to cut onions sometimes

[16:55:09] h4/rizon sure you dont need a rambo knife

[16:55:11] h4/rizon but it works too

[16:55:39] h4/rizon german

[16:55:43] h4/rizon you may never know when its brotzeit

[16:56:10] h4/rizon but funny enough

[16:56:15] h4/rizon it was my grandpas

[16:56:18] h4/rizon and he had it in his car

[16:56:22] h4/rizon no clue what for

[16:56:32] h4/rizon he wasnt in nam or anyything

[16:56:39] h4/rizon just holland

[16:57:14] h4/rizon yeah but you werent in the wehrmacht lol

[16:57:17] h4/rizon granted he was 17

[16:57:18] h4/rizon but anyways

[16:57:39] h4/rizon you should see my machete then

[16:57:41] h4/rizon *cuts a finger*

[16:57:54] h4/rizon *licks the blade*

[16:57:57] h4/rizon aaah, the taste of pussy in the morning

[16:58:20] h4/rizon so were you full of adrenaline

[16:58:22] h4/rizon or rather scared?

[16:58:39] h4/rizon lol

[16:59:10] h4/rizon damn girl

[16:59:31] h4/rizon what's with females on irc? :D

[16:59:34] h4/rizon angry all the time

[16:59:49] h4/rizon be honest

[16:59:55] h4/rizon how many guys have you slain for looking at your ass?

[17:01:08] h4/rizon ok

[17:01:11] h4/rizon how many? :D

[17:01:18] h4/rizon i admit i am a little scared of you now

[17:01:23] h4/rizon four pairs or four in total?

[17:01:49] h4/rizon grab em and push em up

[17:01:54] h4/rizon horrible

[17:02:26] h4/rizon oh...i got an older sister too...i can relate lol

[17:02:35] h4/rizon dont tell your big sister what to do

[17:02:37] h4/rizon it wont work

[17:03:14] h4/rizon lol

[17:03:21] h4/rizon dont go right for the nuts

[17:03:28] h4/rizon we dont grab your private parts

[17:03:31] h4/rizon only trump does

[17:04:02] h4/rizon yeah but

[17:04:10] h4/rizon one swift headbutt or an elbow to the face

[17:04:13] h4/rizon and you'd be down

[17:04:21] h4/rizon you are pretty close

[17:04:27] h4/rizon you only got the element of surprise

[17:04:31] h4/rizon you gotta finish em quickly

[17:04:41] h4/rizon men are usually physically stronger

[17:05:13] h4/rizon yeah

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