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[07:11:26] h4/rizon !bang

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[07:11:32] h4/rizon !reload

[07:11:32] h4/rizon !bang

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[07:11:40] h4/rizon !reload

[07:11:40] h4/rizon !bang

[07:24:01] h4/rizon !bang

[07:49:57] h4/rizon no

[07:50:09] h4/rizon sup Spookan?

[07:54:22] h4/rizon the usual

[07:54:28] h4/rizon its saturday, i got to sleep in

[07:54:40] h4/rizon may go swimming in a lake later :)

[07:58:06] h4/rizon and you didnt take an earlier train and got her breakfast on the way? :P

[07:59:03] h4/rizon .w hamburg

[07:59:29] h4/rizon well weather is still ok...hope the lake is warm from the previous 30°C+ days

[08:03:27] h4/rizon !bang

[08:03:30] h4/rizon !reload

[08:03:30] h4/rizon !bang

[08:11:02] h4/rizon grr...competition

[08:11:04] h4/rizon sup Peorth?

[08:36:43] h4/rizon Peorth: ct resetting stats? Surely not willingly but rather accidentally :D

[08:36:46] h4/rizon Piba!

[08:37:11] h4/rizon bad timing, i was just on my way out

[08:37:45] h4/rizon bbl ;)

[08:37:48] h4/rizon thx you too

[17:49:57] h4/rizon !bang

[17:49:59] h4/rizon !bang

[17:50:01] h4/rizon !reload

[17:50:02] h4/rizon !bang

[18:13:45] h4/rizon hm

[18:14:23] h4/rizon whale whale whale

[18:14:30] h4/rizon if it isnt ComputerTech

[18:15:23] h4/rizon eat a dick

[18:15:43] h4/rizon no inselaffen

[18:16:11] h4/rizon yea

[18:16:12] h4/rizon like i said

[18:16:13] h4/rizon Inselaffe

[18:16:34] h4/rizon let me make it easier for you

[18:16:37] h4/rizon Insel Affe

[18:16:45] h4/rizon .t de en Inselaffe

[18:17:59] h4/rizon well not really

[18:18:08] h4/rizon the one granpa was 17 and got captured by allies before seeing real action

[18:18:14] h4/rizon the other one was 7 and never participated

[18:18:16] h4/rizon so meh

[18:18:44] h4/rizon i think you british cunts destroyed the house my 17yo granpa used to live in

[18:18:53] h4/rizon might have been american cunts

[18:18:55] h4/rizon so meh

[18:19:21] h4/rizon hey at least my forefathers didnt destroy the property of yours

[18:19:33] h4/rizon germans used rockets for that lol

[18:19:45] h4/rizon technically only one guy at the button i guess

[18:20:53] h4/rizon let bygones be bygones. Nowadays our country supports the allies in comitting war crimes around the world

[18:21:03] h4/rizon *committing

[18:21:36] h4/rizon at least now we arent the ones killing and torturing civilians

[18:22:08] h4/rizon yo sur. Do you agree that deadly is quite the cunt?

[18:37:43] h4/rizon oh that fucking cunt

[18:38:00] h4/rizon imagine going back to #80s where people wanna read your shit

[18:38:16] h4/rizon that'd be the day

[18:38:19] h4/rizon sup sushi?

[18:38:51] h4/rizon just took a shit

[18:39:00] h4/rizon it was ok

[18:39:29] h4/rizon there is this annoying background noise

[18:39:35] h4/rizon i cant seem to turn it off

[18:39:47] h4/rizon i will send a sample sushi-chan

[18:39:53] h4/rizon just give me some address

[18:40:10] h4/rizon i wasnt talking about buddy though

[18:40:53] h4/rizon hey

[18:41:00] h4/rizon as soon as the shit left my house

[18:41:03] h4/rizon you can do with it as you see fit

[18:41:03] h4/rizon !bang

[18:41:12] h4/rizon that too

[18:41:29] h4/rizon if i am constipated you might lose interest in me

[18:42:51] h4/rizon i remember my friend trying to tell the teacher exactly that in 6th grade to leave school early

[18:43:08] h4/rizon became a running gag

[18:43:15] h4/rizon that was 17 years ago

[18:43:19] h4/rizon we still laugh about it

[18:43:28] h4/rizon fuck we are old

[20:26:41] h4/rizon huh

[20:26:44] h4/rizon sushi still around?

[20:26:52] h4/rizon or again?

[20:31:20] h4/rizon you thought wrong

[20:31:47] h4/rizon something is wrong

[20:31:53] h4/rizon sushi is here yet the channel seems almost dead

[20:32:34] h4/rizon CHEEKS AND CAKE?

[20:32:59] h4/rizon dont leave just yet

[20:33:16] h4/rizon i will pretend to have seen nothing :D

[20:33:33] h4/rizon its a special talent

[20:33:49] h4/rizon signature move if you like

[20:33:59] h4/rizon which is why we will always spot phonies

[20:34:07] h4/rizon cant imitate sushi

[20:34:31] h4/rizon anytime brutha!

[20:35:05] h4/rizon k

[20:35:06] h4/rizon sista

[20:35:14] h4/rizon speaking of females

[20:35:19] h4/rizon is ct still a thing?

[20:35:28] h4/rizon or did they lose him in some old german concentration camp?

[20:35:59] h4/rizon no he is in poland actually

[20:36:08] h4/rizon wanna go visit?

[20:36:13] h4/rizon i think warsaw isnt that far

[20:36:21] h4/rizon whats it? 8 hours in a car from here?

[20:36:46] h4/rizon sushi-chan: did i tell you how one of your favourite daddy long-legs walked across my face the other day?

[20:37:02] h4/rizon my sister has an outdoor bench with cushions

[20:37:10] h4/rizon the spiders obviously hide behind the cushions

[20:37:19] h4/rizon my niece picked up the cushion, threw it backwards

[20:37:28] h4/rizon i caught it before it hit my face

[20:37:42] h4/rizon then something tickled my face and i thought it was some old spiders net

[20:37:50] h4/rizon but the tickling went across my face

[20:38:04] h4/rizon almost crushed it until my niece started laughing

[20:38:08] h4/rizon because a spider crawled across my face

[20:38:17] h4/rizon its leg touched my nose hair

[20:38:21] h4/rizon it was weird

[20:38:33] h4/rizon spider didnt like it much

[20:38:43] h4/rizon kept running, saw it last on my shoulder

[20:38:50] h4/rizon never found a corpse so i suppose it got away alright

[20:39:00] h4/rizon see that was fun

[20:39:13] h4/rizon but the fucking wasp that crawled down my shirt at my neck

[20:39:15] h4/rizon that wasnt fun

[20:39:28] h4/rizon the fucker got out again but i was terrified of pain incoming any second

[20:42:02] h4/rizon !bang

[20:42:03] h4/rizon !bang

[20:42:22] h4/rizon the biggest daddy long-legs i saw had ridiculously long legs

[20:42:29] h4/rizon it was kinda bouncing when walking

[20:42:45] h4/rizon also little dots or points on its legs

[20:44:26] h4/rizon you know their stance when they feel threatened, right?

[20:44:34] h4/rizon if you ever find a spider on your banana or some eggs

[20:44:39] h4/rizon throw the bananas out and burn the house down

[20:44:47] h4/rizon these things are actually able to kill you

[20:44:56] h4/rizon called banana spiders (at least in german)

[20:45:01] h4/rizon usually get imported with bananas

[20:45:16] h4/rizon if you spot white stuff on the stem of the bananas

[20:45:19] h4/rizon tell someone

[20:45:49] h4/rizon .w Banananspinne

[20:45:53] h4/rizon .w bananenspinne

[20:45:57] h4/rizon yeah fuck that

[20:46:03] h4/rizon lol

[20:46:08] h4/rizon thats not the one sushi-chan

[20:46:09] h4/rizon :D

[20:46:15] h4/rizon i doubt a banana split chocolate will bite you

[20:46:20] h4/rizon it may kill you in the long run however

[20:48:00] h4/rizon lol

[20:48:03] h4/rizon fuck them circles

[20:48:08] h4/rizon get attacked by a parallelogram

[20:48:10] h4/rizon thats gangsta

[20:49:33] h4/rizon yeah

[20:49:35] h4/rizon do you have to ask? :D

[20:50:26] h4/rizon it probably thought you wanted to poison it

[20:50:31] h4/rizon whats this shitty salmon?

[20:50:34] h4/rizon is that what you humans eat?

[20:50:37] h4/rizon get a real fly

[20:53:00] h4/rizon so sushi-chan

[20:53:03] h4/rizon its late

[20:53:06] h4/rizon you gonna go to sleep? :D

[20:53:37] h4/rizon nah

[20:53:43] h4/rizon but i will soon

[20:54:44] h4/rizon huh!

[20:54:51] h4/rizon do i look like some motherfucking pet?

[20:54:58] h4/rizon dont make me send you to sleep

[20:55:41] h4/rizon yeah

[20:55:47] h4/rizon stop asking the weird fuckers

[20:58:31] h4/rizon yeah

[20:58:39] h4/rizon well its online dating

[20:58:41] h4/rizon but yeah

[20:58:47] h4/rizon we listen to thrashmetal together

[20:58:51] h4/rizon yeah

[20:59:01] h4/rizon since sur already has a bb

[20:59:21] h4/rizon piba wanted to see my nipple piercings

[20:59:27] h4/rizon one thing led to another

[20:59:44] h4/rizon you wanna see my nipple piercings as well?

[21:00:05] h4/rizon fuck kuro

[21:00:13] h4/rizon always with the petting, sucking, swallowing

[21:00:27] h4/rizon sushi-chan: i may be able to reach my ear with my nipples

[21:00:29] h4/rizon lemme try

[21:00:34] h4/rizon sorry no

[21:00:35] h4/rizon didnt work

[21:00:58] h4/rizon thats because my neck isnt broken

[21:01:02] h4/rizon duh! So obvious

[21:01:29] h4/rizon thats the solution!

[21:01:36] h4/rizon i can just do it like some african cultures

[21:01:41] h4/rizon get those long-ass ear laps

[21:01:44] h4/rizon no foxy

[21:01:47] h4/rizon i choose the long ears instead

[21:02:33] h4/rizon what about bollocks?

[21:02:38] h4/rizon i mean if its really hot outside

[21:02:42] h4/rizon they are hanging low

[21:02:43] h4/rizon the older you get

[21:02:46] h4/rizon the lower they will hang

[21:02:51] h4/rizon ballz

[21:02:53] h4/rizon bollocks

[21:02:56] h4/rizon nuts

[21:03:26] h4/rizon its not that hot

[21:03:29] h4/rizon but sure enough, they arent cold

[21:03:37] h4/rizon enough elasticity to slap yourself with them

[21:03:39] h4/rizon go ahead sushi

[21:03:42] h4/rizon you may like it

[21:04:17] h4/rizon they cum back

[21:04:19] h4/rizon regenerate

[21:04:41] h4/rizon respawn

[21:05:13] h4/rizon huh?

[21:05:17] h4/rizon how would you know?

[21:06:08] h4/rizon i dont know

[21:06:18] h4/rizon i feel like i was a monarch in my last life

[21:06:28] h4/rizon or some very important person

[21:06:33] h4/rizon at least not some fucking casual

[21:06:58] h4/rizon short lifespan

[21:07:38] h4/rizon think multiverse

[21:07:46] h4/rizon there may be a universe where humans grow in the dirt

[21:07:49] h4/rizon and carrots wage wars

[21:08:10] h4/rizon what kind of tree?

[21:08:21] h4/rizon there are these huuuuge trees in the rainforest

[21:08:23] h4/rizon fucking giants

[21:08:25] h4/rizon i'd like to be that

[21:08:29] h4/rizon they seem to live forever too

[21:09:06] h4/rizon pah

[21:09:08] h4/rizon pathetic

[21:09:14] h4/rizon arent the oldest trees something >5000 years?

[21:09:52] h4/rizon 5000 years isnt forever

[21:09:55] h4/rizon laughing in solar system

[21:10:05] h4/rizon no its not gonna fall

[21:10:07] h4/rizon its gonna expand

[21:10:10] h4/rizon and swallow earth up

[21:10:17] h4/rizon nothing can survive that

[21:10:21] h4/rizon will be kinda scorched here

[21:10:39] h4/rizon i think you wont

[21:10:44] h4/rizon probably suffocate before

[21:11:48] h4/rizon who knows?

[21:11:52] h4/rizon you get reborn

[21:11:53] h4/rizon as sushi

[21:12:42] h4/rizon and get eaten

[21:12:46] h4/rizon by obese japanese

[21:13:06] h4/rizon yeah

[21:13:10] h4/rizon dont let porn confuse you

[21:13:14] h4/rizon there are obese japanese too

[21:13:20] h4/rizon i also thought their genitals were pixelated

[21:13:23] h4/rizon let me tell you

[21:13:26] h4/rizon they are actually not!

[21:13:32] h4/rizon chew on that

[21:13:51] h4/rizon yeah

[21:13:53] h4/rizon not only germans

[21:13:59] h4/rizon ask deadly about his brethren

[21:14:04] h4/rizon brits are fucking fat too

[21:14:09] h4/rizon germans are on their way

[21:14:37] h4/rizon its not just americans

[21:14:44] h4/rizon a lot of people in the first world are doing it

[21:14:52] h4/rizon also cars and office jobs

[21:15:46] h4/rizon sushi-chan: we call it economics

[21:15:57] h4/rizon the lion kills something, eats it and chills in the sun

[21:16:10] h4/rizon we kill something, eat it and think about how many we can kill in an hour

[21:16:18] h4/rizon so we dont have to kill on day x, which will never come

[21:16:25] h4/rizon since we have to build freezers

[21:16:27] h4/rizon so the meat wont spoil

[21:16:31] h4/rizon that requires electricity

[21:16:34] h4/rizon you get where i'm going

[21:17:11] h4/rizon well

[21:17:16] h4/rizon if you hold on to it long enough

[21:17:24] h4/rizon and let it run through your body

[21:17:27] h4/rizon you might end up edible

[21:17:34] h4/rizon if you start smelling like chicken

[21:17:34] h4/rizon let go!

[21:18:00] h4/rizon of your life

[21:18:04] h4/rizon not of the electricity

[21:18:08] h4/rizon somebody should enjoy that chicken

[21:18:41] h4/rizon hey i ate crocodile

[21:18:46] h4/rizon didnt taste like chicken

[21:19:01] h4/rizon yeah

[21:19:07] h4/rizon tastes like chicken when they say it

[21:22:16] h4/rizon what what

[21:22:24] h4/rizon nutella?

[21:22:27] h4/rizon take milka instead

[21:22:29] h4/rizon less sugar

[21:22:33] h4/rizon no palm oil

[21:22:41] h4/rizon tastes better

[21:22:48] h4/rizon doesnt turn to stone when in a fridge

[21:23:11] h4/rizon no

[21:23:19] h4/rizon fuck nutella

[21:23:25] h4/rizon if i see palmoil

[21:23:35] h4/rizon i think orangutans being killed and driven from their home

[21:23:40] h4/rizon because someone wants to plant fucking palms

[21:23:43] h4/rizon to produce palm oil

[21:23:57] h4/rizon know the video where an orangutang tries to fight machines?

[21:24:06] h4/rizon animal is desperate

[21:24:09] h4/rizon trying to save his home

[21:24:15] h4/rizon fucking humans filming it

[21:24:23] h4/rizon because haha, slightly less smart ape doing shit

[21:24:29] h4/rizon brought to you by slightly more intelligent ape

[21:24:40] h4/rizon it had to be said

[21:24:42] h4/rizon fuck ferrero

[21:26:17] h4/rizon sup GK-KMFDM

[21:26:18] h4/rizon ?

[21:28:15] h4/rizon did i mention you?

[21:28:23] h4/rizon you havent seen my ass dude

[21:29:20] h4/rizon oh

[21:29:26] h4/rizon you misunderstood

[21:29:33] h4/rizon it was just a "fuck kuro"

[21:29:39] h4/rizon like taking a shit on you

[21:30:29] h4/rizon sounds like some build-up sexual tension you got there

[21:34:37] h4/rizon no clue

[21:34:44] h4/rizon sushi left without saying bye

[21:34:47] h4/rizon this will have consequences

[21:35:22] h4/rizon .tell sushi-chan since you failed to properly say goodbye, germany will invade france within a week

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