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Alive > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.413s, which makes you a total of 6 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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linuxuser > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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linuxuser > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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dead channel unless there's a duck, then everyone suddenly wakes up
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[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) |
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(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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Alive > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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Alive > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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I remember piece of bread used to be very cheap (around 2xp ? ) and now its 50xp lol
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Alive/rizon
extra bullet isnt even worth it lol
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Never played before, well last year when talking to ct
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<Alive> extra bullet isnt even worth it lol
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Peorth/rizon
Buying an extra bullet instead of reloading is cheaper
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Peorth/rizon
because you don't have to spend the 20cp for a new magazine
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Peorth/rizon
also the price of bread was raised because it kept being spammed.
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I told Worm` to drop it back down, I guess he forgot.
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Alive/rizon
Now you know who is responsible for the "balance"
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I assume Alive is Five Alive the fruit juice
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( ^◡^)っ🔪(×_×).
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You should put Worm on a hook and fish
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made the cut-off for same day delivery on some extra case fans from Amazon :D
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Alive/rizon
They ate worms the other day on "Best food review show ever" on youtube
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sushi-chan/rizon
the only weird thing I ate is frog legs (ya im french lol) and it tastes like chicken leg, very weird how many exotic/weird foods taste like chicken, im not the only one experiencing this, maybe our brain sees exotic food as "chicken" idk
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sushi-chan: trying to come out as a cannibal now?
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now you mentioned chicken I got a sudden craving for chicken Kiev
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Alive/rizon
Things taste what they eat, I think humans today would taste like garbage
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The french sushi I assume contains frog meat
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sushi-chan/rizon
the 4 things I could never eat: humans, dogs, cats and spiders
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eat all 4 of those things
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not becuz I like horses but I smelled it once, my dad brought some horse meat at home and it smells very strong and stinky, I bet the taste isnt that good then
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snails are cute animals to me, i dont eat cute animals
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Alive/rizon
people don't know it though, told a friend. there is a common sandwich topping, that is actually made of horse meat
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linuxuser/rizon
it's my understanding that there's nothing wrong with horse meat, it's just that we have gigantic cattle ranches here in Australia... some ranches bigger than other entire countries...
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In fact the cuter animals tend to be tastier
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linuxuser/rizon
all meat smells like that if you leave it long enough...
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Alive/rizon
"and he goes.. what... the fuck are you saying?" yeah it is horse meat. always was. "So you are saying that what I add to my sandwich is horse meat?" --- "Yup".
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makes a omelette with spider eggs and serves it to sushi-chan
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sushi-chan/rizon
I never tasted it, but I smelled it, and the smell is bad i wont even try tasting it
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Alive/rizon
No_One: You've eaten it? And it taste like crab?
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linuxuser/rizon
kangaroo doesn't really taste like any other meat, but it's good
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Nah that just makes you taste like an ash tray
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Alive/rizon
They USED to sell horse meat anyway, sliced for your sandwich as a topping or whatever it is called in English
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Angel/rizon
[wikipedia] Hamburgerkött | "Hamburgerkött är en benämning på rökt hästkött. Men det kan även stå för en speciell typ av rökt nötkött med ursprung i Hamburg.Hamburgerkött säljs ofta färdigskivat som smörgåspålägg och det finns inga bestämmelser om att det måste innehålla hästkött. Vilken typ av kött som använts ska framgå av innehållsdeklarationen."
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Alive/rizon
It taste chemical, like everything else, when you let people make it pure
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Just look what they throw in your food, tried tasting pure MSG?
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sushi-chan/rizon
what if I insert cocaine inside my ass? like a suppository... will my shit be white ?
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<sushi-chan> what if I insert cocaine inside my ass? like a suppository...
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I don't think you'd be the first person to do that
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linuxuser/rizon
.quote add <sushi-chan> what if I insert cocaine inside my ass? like a suppository... will my shit be white ?
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] Added quote #220 by linuxuser
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[Quote] <sushi-chan> what if I insert cocaine inside my ass? like a suppository... will my shit be white ?
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sushi-chan/rizon
i really thought I was the only one with these silly weird ideas
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Alive/rizon
Sometimes when I cooked a perfect dinner, I wanted to do try dust it all with pure MSG
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Alive/rizon
Talking about things that you are not thinking of chinese food or whatever
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Alive/rizon
It became like a michelin star food
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They are coming after your cocaine butt now
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ji/rizon
why does this net split more often than fucking efnet
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ji/rizon
thats what i wanna know
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im typing silly stuffs on youtube and get silly results
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maybe it's just the connection the servers are on
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maybe she's born with it, maybe it's maybelline
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u know, the weird part of youtube, is becuz I type weird things on search bar, like "smoke coffee" or "ear cigarettes" or "smoking antidepressants" etc
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YouTube » 25 Most Strangest Things Found Stuck In A Rectum (02:50) · by Tooco on 2016-10-10 · ↑622 · 136,512 views
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YouTube » 17 Weirdest X-Rays Of Objects Found In People's Butts (04:58) · by Fact Lab on 2017-08-14 · ↑456 · 71,969 views
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ji: one thing I noticed tho, everytime a netsplit happens, I never get trapped in it. Like it doesnt make me quit the channel. I often get thru
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YT-info/rizon
YouTube » Up the Butt - 10 Strangest Foreign Objects Found In People's Rectums (00:45) · by BehindTheScenes333 on 2013-05-04 · ↑17 · 26,109 views
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sushi-chan/rizon
how those things r called, the things that made to unplug toilets ??? that sucks out excessive water
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linuxuser/rizon
that reminds me of this, from WAY back in the early days of stupid flash videos
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YouTube » The Buttplug Game (00:45) · by ggmuck on 2009-12-05 · ↑181 · 43,808 views
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Alive/rizon
sushi-chan: Yeah, scared of ghosts?
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sushi-chan/rizon
a child is playing in his room and suddenly hears "DINNER IS READY!!" so the child goes downstairs for dinner and then another voice shouts: "STOP!! DONT GO DOWNSTAIRS!! I heard that too!" it was his real mom talking then.
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Alive/rizon
The ghost in the machine is always there
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Alive/rizon
I will show you something interesting when I got time
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sushi-chan/rizon
maybe that "mom" who said "dinner is ready" is a evil ghost pretending to be his mom
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which reminds me, still need to find a nice model Tachikoma for the missus, she loves those things
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Alive/rizon
2019 I got access to GPT-3 very early, before they "tamed" it. And I can tell you now, it is now the same. It is out there.
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Alive > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.848s, which makes you a total of 7 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Alive > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an infrared detector ! Your weapon trigger will be locked if there are no ducks around, thus helping you to save bullets. Lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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Alive/rizon
You are lucky I am here. Could've been attacked by the evil duck.
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sushi-chan/rizon
weird google searches is fun too ... u dont know how many ppl have crazy ideas when they go on google lol
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"if I ate myself would I be twice bigger or disappear completely?"
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sushi-chan, have you ever seen a spider shuffle dance?
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sushi-chan/rizon
oh i remember one thing, on a french medical website, on the pregnancy area, some woman asked in a thread: "if I have sex while being pregnant, will my fetus get pregnant too? and then my fetus's baby will get pregnant as well and its neverending loop? esp if my baby/fetus is female" LOL
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sushi-chan/rizon
u know the trolls who dont go around insulting ppl or spamming
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socratic: Ive sene on youtube a spider "dancing" yes. it was funny but actually they dont dance they just spin around to make predators scared away
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everytime I see one, I speak with baby voice and say awwwww sooo cuute
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linuxuser > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 27.096s, which makes you a total of 102 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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linuxuser > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 12.338s, which makes you a total of 103 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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linuxuser > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn19.347s, which makes you a total of 104 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 15 (duck flattener). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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The top duck(s) are: peorth with 1264 xp linuxuser with 1191 xp piba with 454 xp g1n with 240 xp mapbot with 231 xp
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Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 54.93s, which makes you a total of 152 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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linuxuser > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.699s, which makes you a total of 105 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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(AUTO) COVID-19 stats -- GLOBAL -- Total Cases: 607,176,607 ; New Cases: +127,020 ; Total Deaths: 6,491,962 ; New Deaths: +242 ; Recovered: 583,128,725[+158,532] ; Active Cases: 17,555,920[-31,754] ; Critical: 43,158[-19] ; Total Cases/1M pop: 77,895 ; Deaths/1M pop: 832.9 ; Last Updated: August 31, 2022, 03:29 GMT
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linuxuser > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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linuxuser > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/3
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linuxuser > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/3