IRC Driven

[15:13:08] @ h4/rizon !bang

[15:13:13] @ h4/rizon fucking cunt

[15:13:27] @ h4/rizon you should eat a dick and slowly suffocate to death

[16:53:01] @ h4/rizon who allowed that meth head poul to diss ComputerTech?

[16:53:54] @ h4/rizon have you seen him?

[16:53:55] @ h4/rizon he shouldnt

[17:01:28] @ h4/rizon beatings

[17:02:26] @ h4/rizon ISS?

[17:02:32] @ h4/rizon not that shitty windows server thingie, right?

[17:03:24] @ h4/rizon poor choice of acronym

[17:04:26] @ h4/rizon nasty

[17:04:42] @ h4/rizon what was your previous career?

[17:05:18] @ h4/rizon not ready for humour

[17:06:04] @ h4/rizon !bang

[17:07:17] @ h4/rizon yo peebs

[17:07:39] @ h4/rizon thats just what a russian spy would say

[17:08:53] @ h4/rizon thrash

[17:09:05] @ h4/rizon i am an angry german today too

[17:09:26] @ h4/rizon ⁵

[17:09:55] @ h4/rizon fuck them all

[17:10:05] @ h4/rizon slap a fucker on your way sur ;)

[17:10:48] @ h4/rizon nice

[17:10:51] @ h4/rizon slap one for me too

[17:12:24] @ h4/rizon tits

[17:13:32] @ h4/rizon take the tits

[17:13:42] @ h4/rizon wow

[17:13:46] @ h4/rizon you gonna take that diddly?

[17:14:03] @ h4/rizon there, tits :D

[17:14:33] @ h4/rizon but are you really?

[17:14:43] @ h4/rizon you did what?

[17:15:18] @ h4/rizon wow

[17:15:19] @ h4/rizon :O

[17:15:56] @ h4/rizon i will rip you apart

[17:17:18] @ h4/rizon its unhealthy to fuck with germans

[17:17:27] @ h4/rizon i might just blitzkrieg your ass

[17:17:36] @ h4/rizon plus we are literally everywhere

[17:17:55] @ h4/rizon Piba: you were gonna thrash this channel

[17:18:02] @ h4/rizon offer some decent music then

[17:18:31] @ h4/rizon Piba was rude

[17:20:34] @ h4/rizon sage?

[17:20:38] @ h4/rizon .t en de sage

[17:20:43] @ h4/rizon eew

[17:20:48] @ h4/rizon that must smell horrible

[17:21:08] @ h4/rizon a holy what now?

[17:21:13] @ h4/rizon DickCheney: naaaaaaaaaaaah

[17:21:14] @ h4/rizon i wont

[17:21:24] @ h4/rizon never banned him

[17:21:34] @ h4/rizon no clue

[17:22:05] @ h4/rizon for good reason

[17:23:09] @ h4/rizon hands off please

[17:23:12] @ h4/rizon she never agreed to it

[17:23:30] @ h4/rizon so now we know its a she?

[17:23:55] @ h4/rizon a non public one

[17:24:04] @ h4/rizon that wont work :D

[17:24:35] @ h4/rizon @seen kuro-chan

[17:24:47] @ h4/rizon well

[17:24:51] @ h4/rizon guess the cat poisoned him this time

[17:25:12] @ h4/rizon Kuro

[17:25:23] @ h4/rizon that was my interpretation

[17:25:31] @ h4/rizon something something cat shouldnt get on his driveway

[17:25:37] @ h4/rizon told him to try poison

[17:25:42] @ h4/rizon later he announced cat hasnt returned

[17:25:46] @ h4/rizon => poisoned it

[17:25:50] @ h4/rizon !bang

[17:25:52] @ h4/rizon damn

[17:25:55] @ h4/rizon !reload

[17:26:04] @ h4/rizon !shop Piba

[17:26:05] @ h4/rizon !shop 16 Piba

[17:26:15] @ h4/rizon !shop 16 Peorth

[17:26:17] @ h4/rizon !shop 16 phonekait

[17:26:21] @ h4/rizon !shop 16 Gentoo

[17:26:29] @ h4/rizon !shop 15 Piba

[17:26:31] @ h4/rizon !shop 7 Piba

[17:26:40] @ h4/rizon oh shit

[17:26:42] @ h4/rizon that was the wrong one :D

[17:26:47] @ h4/rizon the fuck would i want with a sight?

[17:27:10] @ h4/rizon already soggy

[17:27:16] @ h4/rizon !bang

[17:27:25] @ h4/rizon !topduck

[17:27:42] @ h4/rizon @seen linuxuser

[17:27:46] @ h4/rizon oh that fucktwat left too?

[17:28:00] @ h4/rizon weak

[17:28:10] @ h4/rizon cunt

[17:28:48] @ h4/rizon that would totally ruin the game too

[17:29:27] @ h4/rizon <3

[17:29:46] @ h4/rizon can we fuck with people over nR by now?

[17:29:49] @ h4/rizon !shop 16 jmjl

[17:30:53] @ h4/rizon you should take your time jmjl

[17:30:57] @ h4/rizon a lot of corrections there

[17:31:18] @ h4/rizon rip Piba

[17:31:27] @ h4/rizon jmjl i'm too poor

[17:31:39] @ h4/rizon "other races"

[17:31:41] @ h4/rizon wow

[17:32:07] @ h4/rizon i wanna see that

[17:34:44] @ h4/rizon don t know

[17:34:47] @ h4/rizon skeptical

[17:35:03] @ h4/rizon second2050: you still there?

[17:35:18] @ h4/rizon i need something to use at least half of the quality the camera offers

[17:35:21] @ h4/rizon but on LineageOS

[17:35:30] @ h4/rizon which makes a camera just so so shitty

[17:35:46] @ h4/rizon GCam stuff doesnt even work on that chinese piece of shit smartphone

[17:35:53] @ h4/rizon well it does on pixel experience

[17:36:02] @ h4/rizon but that is discontinued -.-

[17:36:07] @ h4/rizon got any ideas?

[17:37:26] @ h4/rizon second2050: nice, lemme check

[17:38:28] @ h4/rizon second2050: got a name for that application?

[17:38:46] @ h4/rizon Gcam SErvices Provider

[17:38:50] @ h4/rizon no clue why my phone didnt find it

[17:39:40] @ h4/rizon oh fuck yeah nice

[17:39:45] @ h4/rizon i mean its not working yet

[17:39:49] @ h4/rizon but at least it isnt crashing anymore :D

[17:40:03] @ h4/rizon at least something to work with

[17:40:05] @ h4/rizon thx second2050

[17:41:17] @ h4/rizon another apk worked fine

[17:41:19] @ h4/rizon awesome :D

[18:53:57] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:54:03] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:54:05] @ h4/rizon !reload

[18:54:05] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:59:43] @ h4/rizon the device itself is fine

[18:59:57] @ h4/rizon its just the manufacturer is garbage

[19:00:15] @ h4/rizon and i couldnt use that miui crap without constantly hating it

[19:00:31] @ h4/rizon but lineageos has the shittiest camera ...

[19:00:48] @ h4/rizon i'd like to have the camera as well as the firmware for it on lineageos lol

[19:01:35] @ h4/rizon which is shit lol

[19:01:43] @ h4/rizon its like having a great camera built into it

[19:01:58] @ h4/rizon but being unable to use it without being constantly bombarded by google, mi and other shit

[19:02:09] @ h4/rizon android is the new windows imo

[19:02:17] @ h4/rizon used to be something cool, tons of custom roms back then

[19:02:38] @ h4/rizon now every fucking phone is basically the same and every oems version of it sucks ass

[19:02:52] @ h4/rizon hated samsung back then already

[19:03:03] @ h4/rizon then i bought mid class phones from motorola

[19:03:11] @ h4/rizon easy to unlock and flash lineageos

[19:03:13] @ h4/rizon and usually supported

[19:03:23] @ h4/rizon but then i figured why not try xiaomi

[19:03:26] @ h4/rizon first and last time :D

[19:03:28] @ h4/rizon hey sushi

[19:03:37] @ h4/rizon which phone second2050?

[19:03:48] @ h4/rizon got a fairphone 3 in use and i actually like it

[19:03:54] @ h4/rizon but lineageos is kinda buggy on it as well

[19:04:14] @ h4/rizon oh those xperia things...my sister had one which had no support for any custom roms

[19:04:29] @ h4/rizon never even bothered with those

[19:04:36] @ h4/rizon same with the newer nokia smartphones

[19:04:47] @ h4/rizon second2050: i think hers was middle class

[19:04:53] @ h4/rizon even the stock rom was buggy

[19:05:12] @ h4/rizon i really liked the MOto X4

[19:05:23] @ h4/rizon its camera is actually better than stock aosp camera

[19:05:33] @ h4/rizon but the volume buttons just stopped working at some point

[19:05:37] @ h4/rizon which makes it hard to use

[19:05:51] @ h4/rizon second2050: check out motorola or fairphone :P

[19:06:05] @ h4/rizon had Moto G4 Play

[19:06:09] @ h4/rizon X4 and G5

[19:06:11] @ h4/rizon didnt like G5

[19:06:15] @ h4/rizon but G4 Play and X4 were nice

[19:06:26] @ h4/rizon got the X4 for ~230€

[19:06:31] @ h4/rizon couple years back

[19:06:38] @ h4/rizon G4 Play was <300€ as well

[19:07:20] @ h4/rizon but you got CalyxOS for the pixel phones

[19:07:30] @ h4/rizon and LineageOS

[19:07:35] @ h4/rizon and likely Pixel Experience

[19:07:44] @ h4/rizon cant get better when it comes to custom roms and ability to choose :D

[19:08:18] @ h4/rizon i remember the CyanogenMod and AOKP days

[19:08:23] @ h4/rizon those were good times

[19:08:35] @ h4/rizon haha antique

[19:08:41] @ h4/rizon Alive: no clue

[19:08:57] @ h4/rizon yeah second2050

[19:09:04] @ h4/rizon so much to choose from

[19:09:28] @ h4/rizon i'll pass

[19:10:23] @ h4/rizon i feel you sushi-chan

[19:10:57] @ h4/rizon second2050: now i choose which phones to get by their lineageos support

[19:11:04] @ h4/rizon if people ask me what phone to buy

[19:11:06] @ h4/rizon i check support

[19:11:13] @ h4/rizon but most people dont care

[19:11:22] @ h4/rizon no

[19:11:24] @ h4/rizon absolutely not

[19:11:30] @ h4/rizon got one here

[19:11:36] @ h4/rizon the procedure to unlock is fucking disgusting

[19:11:45] @ h4/rizon shitty software required

[19:11:46] @ h4/rizon all around

[19:11:51] @ h4/rizon then waiting an entire week

[19:11:56] @ h4/rizon got two xiaomis here

[19:12:05] @ h4/rizon wont even bother to unlock the second one

[19:12:08] @ h4/rizon just gonna give it away i guess

[19:12:18] @ h4/rizon Alive: i disagree on that one as well

[19:12:26] @ h4/rizon apart from a good camera

[19:12:31] @ h4/rizon there isnt anything outstanding about the hardware

[19:12:46] @ h4/rizon and the camera highly relies on proprietary firmware

[19:12:49] @ h4/rizon else you get a shitty camera

[19:12:58] @ h4/rizon second2050: that software is pure and utter garbage

[19:13:05] @ h4/rizon you should see their flash tool to flash stock rom via fastboot

[19:13:20] @ h4/rizon just because the unlock shit thing recognizes your phone

[19:13:24] @ h4/rizon does not mean the flash tool does

[19:13:35] @ h4/rizon second2050: at least not official

[19:13:42] @ h4/rizon official site also links to ancient software

[19:13:57] @ h4/rizon Alive: got the Mi10T Lite here

[19:14:02] @ h4/rizon i like to use it

[19:14:07] @ h4/rizon but camera is still shit with lineageos

[19:14:10] @ h4/rizon even gcam

[19:14:15] @ h4/rizon dont even wanna bother with that miui crap

[19:14:22] @ h4/rizon the "security center" is pure garbage too

[19:14:38] @ h4/rizon i still got a working Nexus 4 and Nexus 5 :D

[19:15:02] @ h4/rizon two Moto G5, a Moto G4 Play with broken display, a Moto X4 with dysfunctional volume keys

[19:15:17] @ h4/rizon every phone i unlocked could theoretically work for a long time

[19:15:43] @ h4/rizon also got that Fairphone 3 which is really sturdy lol

[19:16:03] @ h4/rizon also i am the families smartphone graveyard

[19:16:19] @ h4/rizon even got the nexus 7 grouper here but its battery seems dead

[19:16:31] @ h4/rizon thats from 2012?

[19:16:36] @ h4/rizon .w nexus 7 grouper

[19:19:24] @ h4/rizon you mean like the german KACKE

[19:19:31] @ h4/rizon where every K is pronounced hard

[19:19:40] @ h4/rizon the one following the C is even harder

[19:20:45] @ h4/rizon the cracked displays :D

[19:20:55] @ h4/rizon Alive: think its the most opensrouce you can get

[19:21:03] @ h4/rizon probably still got proprietary binary blobs

[19:21:15] @ h4/rizon but just lineageos comes without anything google related

[19:21:25] @ h4/rizon sushi-chan: relax :D

[19:21:29] @ h4/rizon we all dislike the frenchies

[19:22:03] @ h4/rizon nice

[19:24:37] @ h4/rizon second2050: hold on

[19:24:42] @ h4/rizon got a pic of my graveyard :D

[19:29:01] @ h4/rizon see pm second2050 :P

[19:29:12] @ h4/rizon couldnt find the nexus 4

[19:29:18] @ h4/rizon might have disposed of it

[19:30:13] @ h4/rizon they are all still working too :P

[19:30:17] @ h4/rizon well more or less

[19:30:36] @ h4/rizon even the Samsung Galaxy S3

[19:31:10] @ h4/rizon i wanted to do that as well :D

[19:31:21] @ h4/rizon the NExus 5 might still have some charge

[19:31:45] @ h4/rizon X4 and Fairphone 3 both have latest LineageOS 19.1

[19:31:59] @ h4/rizon the Mi10T Lite too but on the image is the unlocked one

[19:32:03] @ h4/rizon *locked one

[19:32:08] @ h4/rizon the unlocked one took the photo

[19:32:29] @ h4/rizon i dont even have enough batteries to charge them all

[19:32:36] @ h4/rizon G4 Play and G5 have similar batteries

[19:32:43] @ h4/rizon but the G4 Play battery is completely dead

[19:33:11] @ h4/rizon there is a Galaxy S9 somewhere around here too but that one is locked

[19:33:32] @ h4/rizon a friend found it somewhere in eastern germany and i was stupid enough to factory reset it before removing the google account

[19:34:05] @ h4/rizon wanna buy some old phone Alive?

[19:34:08] @ h4/rizon for sentimental value

[19:34:16] @ h4/rizon Galaxy S3 I9300

[19:34:20] @ h4/rizon running cyanogenmod i guess

[19:34:22] @ h4/rizon or lineageos

[19:35:00] @ h4/rizon 100 bucks and its yours

[19:35:09] @ h4/rizon lemme see if the battery is still alive

[19:35:43] @ h4/rizon it is :O

[19:35:46] @ h4/rizon no SIM card :D

[19:36:27] @ h4/rizon Alive: there is no explanation

[19:36:31] @ h4/rizon but look at the wiki of your distro

[19:36:40] @ h4/rizon most have optimizations

[19:36:46] @ h4/rizon archlinux and voidlinux have comprehensive guides

[19:37:04] @ h4/rizon second2050: another Aldi-Kunde :D

[19:37:35] @ h4/rizon thats how i got into it

[19:37:41] @ h4/rizon now i'm the only one who has it -.-

[19:37:51] @ h4/rizon fucking cunts lol

[19:39:01] @ h4/rizon shame the S3 seems dead

[19:39:14] @ h4/rizon the one G5 is softbricked

[19:39:19] @ h4/rizon if you are looking for a challenge Alive

[19:40:03] @ h4/rizon unbricking it

[19:40:13] @ h4/rizon should be done by flashing latest stock rom

[19:40:19] @ h4/rizon the Moto G5

[19:40:47] @ h4/rizon no

[19:40:57] @ h4/rizon i think last time i tried i couldnt download the stock rom from motorola anymore

[19:41:03] @ h4/rizon !bang

[19:41:05] @ h4/rizon !reload

[19:41:06] @ h4/rizon !bang

[19:41:11] @ h4/rizon !reload

[19:41:18] @ h4/rizon second2050: neither do i

[19:41:23] @ h4/rizon got two G5 here

[19:41:28] @ h4/rizon one isnt softbricked

[19:41:33] @ h4/rizon on LineageOS 17 or smth

[19:42:03] @ h4/rizon yeah but shitty messengers like whatsapp, signal

[19:42:51] @ h4/rizon and not conversations?

[19:43:03] @ h4/rizon got some of my friends from university to use some xmpp server

[19:43:08] @ h4/rizon to stay in touch

[19:43:09] @ h4/rizon yeah

[19:43:16] @ h4/rizon supports OMEMO

[19:43:22] @ h4/rizon on desktop you can use gajim

[19:43:29] @ h4/rizon well that works too :D

[19:43:56] @ h4/rizon only used it sporadically

[19:44:13] @ h4/rizon people i work with dont know shit about alternatives to the shitty messengers

[19:44:25] @ h4/rizon they are all baffled that i dont use whatsapp

[19:44:39] @ h4/rizon keeps a lot of unnecessary shit from me

[19:45:55] @ h4/rizon had to use an iphone for roughly two years

[19:45:56] @ h4/rizon for work

[19:46:06] @ h4/rizon wouldnt ever buy one

[19:46:18] @ h4/rizon it even pissed me off that "going back" was in the top left corner

[19:46:32] @ h4/rizon required me to use two hands

[19:46:37] @ h4/rizon and i couldnt change that

[19:47:35] @ h4/rizon Moto Gestures are cool and are also part of LineageOS

[19:48:12] @ h4/rizon oh those were neat

[19:56:55] @ h4/rizon lol

[20:00:36] @ h4/rizon second2050: so warez :P

[20:00:53] @ h4/rizon well cant torrent in germany

[20:01:00] @ h4/rizon but irc is fine since you are only leeching

[20:01:09] @ h4/rizon thats what i mean

[20:01:20] @ h4/rizon i never used torrent for that reason

[20:01:30] @ h4/rizon but my downloading days are over

[20:01:36] @ h4/rizon got a netflix account which i barely use

[20:01:45] @ h4/rizon dont use software thats non-libre

[20:01:54] @ h4/rizon second2050: yeah that ofc

[20:02:10] @ h4/rizon i share every linux distro i kinda like

[20:02:23] @ h4/rizon and space engine the version before it was on steam

[20:02:31] @ h4/rizon plus orbiter 2016

[20:02:37] @ h4/rizon or what was that opensrouce game called?

[20:03:24] @ h4/rizon jeff_stacey: mint?

[20:03:25] @ h4/rizon meh

[20:03:30] @ h4/rizon never liked it tbh

[20:03:43] @ h4/rizon Piba: take a shower

[20:04:14] @ h4/rizon are you healthy?

[20:04:31] @ h4/rizon i torture my body every morning riding my bike while listening to thrashmetal

[20:04:36] @ h4/rizon which makes me give it all i got

[20:04:39] @ h4/rizon no shaking whatsoever

[20:04:44] @ h4/rizon feels great

[20:04:59] @ h4/rizon Piba: its about consistency though, isnt it?

[20:05:06] @ h4/rizon jeff_stacey: totally into Pantera right now :D

[20:05:15] @ h4/rizon also System of a Downs first album

[20:06:32] @ h4/rizon Piba: i picked up the habit of doing pushups regularly

[20:06:39] @ h4/rizon did it on 30 of 31 days in august

[20:06:47] @ h4/rizon my body hurts now

[20:06:56] @ h4/rizon should have paused a day or two

[20:07:07] @ h4/rizon it gets easier

[20:07:17] @ h4/rizon also did the situps but i missed some days in august

[20:07:19] @ h4/rizon cant do it everyday

[20:07:37] @ h4/rizon belly is hard to get rid of

[20:07:39] @ h4/rizon *off

[20:07:57] @ h4/rizon i am regular

[20:08:02] @ h4/rizon not schwabbelig anymore

[20:08:12] @ h4/rizon but to transform that Bauchspeck into muscles

[20:08:15] @ h4/rizon is fucking hard work

[20:08:25] @ h4/rizon the upper part of the belly isnt too hard

[20:08:32] @ h4/rizon but the lower part is hard to lose

[20:08:40] @ h4/rizon broad shoulders

[20:08:47] @ h4/rizon normal waist

[20:10:04] @ h4/rizon Piba: hey i got two as well :D

[20:10:18] @ h4/rizon the lines on the side?

[20:10:22] @ h4/rizon got those too

[20:10:30] @ h4/rizon ever since those came out i got even more energized

[20:10:31] @ h4/rizon ⁵

[20:10:49] @ h4/rizon it was worth to do daily situps for 8 months

[20:10:52] @ h4/rizon well almost daily

[20:11:08] @ h4/rizon only started doing pushups end of may

[20:11:12] @ h4/rizon so roughly 3 months

[20:11:38] @ h4/rizon stop talking about it Piba

[20:11:45] @ h4/rizon i didnt wanna do any of those things today

[20:11:48] @ h4/rizon but you just reminded me

[20:11:52] @ h4/rizon and now i feel bad for not having done it

[20:11:55] @ h4/rizon but my fucking shoulders hurt

[20:12:13] @ h4/rizon i usually lay on my back and have my feet up high

[20:12:21] @ h4/rizon well in a 90 degree angle

[20:12:27] @ h4/rizon hands on chest

[20:12:45] @ h4/rizon doesnt really notice it until i hit 50

[20:12:51] @ h4/rizon starts hurting when i hit 100

[20:12:57] @ h4/rizon dont feel like continuing after 130 :D

[20:13:03] @ h4/rizon i do some side crunches too

[20:13:15] @ h4/rizon i do it in my living room second2050

[20:13:49] @ h4/rizon second2050: she objects?

[20:13:52] @ h4/rizon you could just do it

[20:13:57] @ h4/rizon Piba: do pushups :P

[20:14:02] @ h4/rizon first time it was hard doing 20

[20:14:03] @ h4/rizon then 30

[20:14:06] @ h4/rizon then 40

[20:14:10] @ h4/rizon am at ~50 now

[20:14:15] @ h4/rizon until it gets too hard

[20:14:22] @ h4/rizon second2050: you might inspire her

[20:14:41] @ h4/rizon second2050: also switching from car to bicycle does a lot for the body

[20:15:08] @ h4/rizon got no name

[20:15:08] @ h4/rizon :D

[20:15:16] @ h4/rizon when i got too much energy i do jumping jacks

[20:15:18] @ h4/rizon or hula hoop

[20:15:35] @ h4/rizon yeah

[20:15:39] @ h4/rizon i'm aware :D

[20:15:44] @ h4/rizon also stretching is important

[20:15:54] @ h4/rizon put your hands together and lift them at your back

[20:15:59] @ h4/rizon try to get a 90 degree angle

[20:16:06] @ h4/rizon it hurts like shit but it works

[20:16:16] @ h4/rizon also touching the hands behind the back

[20:16:36] @ h4/rizon otherwise you will look like those testosterone pumped idiots who cant scratch their own back anymore :D

[20:16:45] @ h4/rizon lol same

[20:16:51] @ h4/rizon stop it

[20:16:59] @ h4/rizon lower back

[20:17:04] @ h4/rizon pain when i dont do situps

[20:17:13] @ h4/rizon from shitty job in sitting position

[20:18:25] @ h4/rizon yeah

[20:18:33] @ h4/rizon i only did it by bicycle

[20:18:43] @ h4/rizon changing my food intake came later

[20:18:57] @ h4/rizon sold my car in 2018 and did everything with bike

[20:19:18] @ h4/rizon got a nice 29" MTB and a 28" gravel bike

[20:19:37] @ h4/rizon on a 30km track i do around 24-26km/h on avg

[20:19:44] @ h4/rizon i am obviously proud of that

[20:19:55] @ h4/rizon am mad already

[20:19:58] @ h4/rizon for telling me not to be

[20:20:15] @ h4/rizon your loss

[20:20:34] @ h4/rizon Piba: its weird at the beginning

[20:20:45] @ h4/rizon second2050: yeah but it feels really strange at first

[20:20:55] @ h4/rizon Piba: not that

[20:20:59] @ h4/rizon you wont fall

[20:21:33] @ h4/rizon second2050: we all do

[20:21:38] @ h4/rizon second2050: only suv drivers dont hate suvs

[20:21:49] @ h4/rizon but thats germany

[20:22:04] @ h4/rizon i'd prefer to ride on the walkway instead of the road

[20:22:08] @ h4/rizon every time

[20:22:16] @ h4/rizon everybody is a Michael Schumacher here

[20:22:24] @ h4/rizon they take risks for you

[20:22:41] @ h4/rizon if you ride a bike here you have to think for the car drivers as well

[20:22:49] @ h4/rizon as they sometimes dont do it

[20:24:06] @ h4/rizon Piba: i was up north a couple weeks back

[20:24:08] @ h4/rizon in kiel

[20:24:13] @ h4/rizon their bikelanes are a fucking joke

[20:24:21] @ h4/rizon you have to share it with pedestrians

[20:24:30] @ h4/rizon cars are allowed to park there and take half the fucking lane

[20:24:37] @ h4/rizon or you get a tiny space on the street

[20:24:40] @ h4/rizon right next to trucks and cars

[20:24:43] @ h4/rizon i was scared

[20:25:08] @ h4/rizon Piba: in the last two months i had two close encounters with cars

[20:25:11] @ h4/rizon well one was the truck

[20:25:14] @ h4/rizon who didnt see me

[20:25:17] @ h4/rizon but that was my fault

[20:25:27] @ h4/rizon the other time my bike got stuck in some railway

[20:25:37] @ h4/rizon i crashed and a car drove veeeeeery close by my head

[20:25:45] @ h4/rizon fucking granpa in the car didnt even notice

[20:25:52] @ h4/rizon Piba: there are bike lanes

[20:25:54] @ h4/rizon just not everywhere

[20:26:16] @ h4/rizon last time a car hit me was when i was 12

[20:26:32] @ h4/rizon not counting the one guy who didnt see me while i put my wheel in front of his car

[20:26:36] @ h4/rizon and he just accelerated

[20:26:40] @ h4/rizon and broke my fucking wheel

[20:26:53] @ h4/rizon i am afraid of something like that

[20:27:03] @ h4/rizon i always make sure my brakes are fully functional

[20:27:10] @ h4/rizon the most important thing on my bicycle

[20:27:22] @ h4/rizon Piba: i dont cross a cars lane until i had eye contact with its driver

[20:27:24] @ h4/rizon i learned that lesson

[20:27:55] @ h4/rizon also drive in the middle of the road

[20:27:56] @ h4/rizon not on the side

[20:27:59] @ h4/rizon cars wont overtake you

[20:28:02] @ h4/rizon they might get pissed

[20:28:06] @ h4/rizon but they wont try any stupid shit

[20:28:18] @ h4/rizon i know both sides actually :P

[20:28:32] @ h4/rizon once some young woman destroyed the hood of my mercedes

[20:28:39] @ h4/rizon and my car window

[20:28:52] @ h4/rizon she just entered the street

[20:28:57] @ h4/rizon while i was driving there

[20:29:06] @ h4/rizon wasnt fast enough

[20:29:11] @ h4/rizon hit her and she landed on my hood

[20:29:22] @ h4/rizon hush!

[20:29:51] @ h4/rizon i was doing 30km/h where i was allowed to do 50km/h...guess she was lucky

[20:29:57] @ h4/rizon Piba: yeah but not my fault

[20:30:04] @ h4/rizon she didnt even look if anything was on the road

[20:30:15] @ h4/rizon a spot where mostly big ass trucks drive

[20:30:19] @ h4/rizon she was more lucky than me

[20:30:29] @ h4/rizon if a truck hit her she'd have been dead on the spot

[20:30:34] @ h4/rizon she got a concussion and broke a bone

[20:30:39] @ h4/rizon .t de en Schlüsselbein

[20:30:47] @ h4/rizon glad she wore a helmet

[20:30:54] @ h4/rizon she actually paid 100% of the damage

[20:30:56] @ h4/rizon welcome to germany

[20:31:12] @ h4/rizon even went to court

[20:31:30] @ h4/rizon they didnt even need me to tell my side of the story before they ruled in my favor

[20:31:56] @ h4/rizon i thought it was bizarre and i was sure since she was on a bike that i'd have to pay at least 20% of the damage myself

[20:33:20] @ h4/rizon i took her to court :D

[20:33:36] @ h4/rizon wanted the entire 100% of my damage reimbursed

[20:33:50] @ h4/rizon Ahsoka: not really my fetish though

[20:34:22] @ h4/rizon please dont insert anything into my anus Ahsoka

[20:34:48] @ h4/rizon oh

[20:34:50] @ h4/rizon fuck you Piba

[20:34:53] @ h4/rizon got me talking again

[20:34:55] @ h4/rizon look at the time

[20:35:01] @ h4/rizon i gotta take a shower and go to sleep :D

[20:35:14] @ h4/rizon have fun :P

[20:35:27] @ h4/rizon Ahsoka: for all i care you may stick whatever you find up his ass

[20:35:31] @ h4/rizon as long as it doesnt involve me :D

[20:36:17] @ h4/rizon bye Piba

[20:36:21] @ h4/rizon bye second2050

[20:36:25] @ h4/rizon eat a dick Ahsoka :D

[20:36:30] @ h4/rizon oh and bye

[20:36:46] @ h4/rizon second2050: yeah, sleepy

[20:36:55] @ h4/rizon gn8 o/

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