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[17:59:04] @ h4/rizon sup cunts?

[17:59:50] @ h4/rizon the germans again

[18:03:23] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:03:24] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:03:27] @ h4/rizon !reload

[18:03:27] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:03:29] @ h4/rizon !reload

[18:03:29] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:03:31] @ h4/rizon !reload

[18:03:31] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:03:32] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:03:34] @ h4/rizon !reload

[18:03:35] @ h4/rizon !bang

[18:03:37] @ h4/rizon yeah totally

[18:03:45] @ h4/rizon jammed four times in a row

[18:03:48] @ h4/rizon that seems logical

[18:04:05] @ h4/rizon might as well start fucking the duck to death instead

[18:07:32] @ h4/rizon you keep saying that

[18:07:40] @ h4/rizon but four times in a row is a new high

[18:07:43] @ h4/rizon lol

[18:07:58] @ h4/rizon good shot

[18:08:03] @ h4/rizon fuck blitzed i guess

[18:22:25] @ h4/rizon when did you come back Aimee?

[18:22:31] @ h4/rizon boy am i glad you stopped farting

[18:22:50] @ h4/rizon ever since i saw you in that kitchen...oof

[18:23:07] @ h4/rizon that just added a little extra to the disgust

[18:49:35] @ h4/rizon oh shit

[18:49:37] @ h4/rizon its ComputerTech himself

[19:06:16] @ h4/rizon hey second2050

[19:06:29] @ h4/rizon wildting2: that was this dumbgay dude

[19:06:32] @ h4/rizon ⁵

[19:07:24] @ h4/rizon sorry, gotta pass

[19:07:33] @ h4/rizon couldnt even tell you how to add langauges to it :P

[19:16:47] @ h4/rizon stop shooting Peorth

[19:17:13] @ h4/rizon save the bullets

[19:17:17] @ h4/rizon kick his ass

[19:17:26] @ h4/rizon knock his teeth into his grinning face

[19:18:06] @ h4/rizon !bang

[19:19:18] @ h4/rizon haha

[19:19:25] @ h4/rizon jammed again

[19:20:14] @ h4/rizon sushi-chan?

[19:20:22] @ h4/rizon i expected you earlier

[19:20:26] @ h4/rizon i am very, VERY disappointed

[19:20:51] @ h4/rizon what could be more important than me?

[19:21:31] @ h4/rizon that is a valid reason

[19:21:33] @ h4/rizon i forgive you

[19:22:44] @ h4/rizon like you were family

[19:22:55] @ h4/rizon unedumacated people suck, dont they jan6?

[19:23:52] @ h4/rizon Linux must be fun on forums about beginner distros

[19:24:13] @ h4/rizon Linux the ability to use modern technology doesnt make you tech savvy

[19:24:25] @ h4/rizon sushi-chan: told you earlier, dont step into shit

[19:24:28] @ h4/rizon and dont drag it into here

[19:25:32] @ h4/rizon sushi-chan: its a kernel

[19:25:50] @ h4/rizon edumacate yourself

[19:26:17] @ h4/rizon cool

[19:26:25] @ h4/rizon let me help analyze my written words too

[19:26:51] @ h4/rizon perhaps if you werent called Linux it would be easier to differentiate

[19:27:45] @ h4/rizon he might have successfully installed arch linux on the fifth try

[19:27:51] @ h4/rizon and now wears the name with pride

[19:27:58] @ h4/rizon sushi-chan: no, its a kernel

[19:28:02] @ h4/rizon edumacate yourself already

[19:28:17] @ h4/rizon yeah

[19:28:19] @ h4/rizon that

[19:28:27] @ h4/rizon yeah

[19:28:29] @ h4/rizon but free and opensource

[19:28:36] @ h4/rizon it is very tasty

[19:28:49] @ h4/rizon it has to be compiled ofc

[19:29:33] @ h4/rizon didnt your parents teach you its rude to talk about people in third person while they are around?

[19:29:38] @ h4/rizon Linux sucks

[19:30:02] @ h4/rizon yeah but you do too

[19:30:24] @ h4/rizon no

[19:30:27] @ h4/rizon linux is fucking great

[19:30:29] @ h4/rizon Linux sucks

[19:30:46] @ h4/rizon fome people lol

[19:30:55] @ h4/rizon sushi-chan: south pole

[19:31:00] @ h4/rizon not melting that much

[19:31:02] @ h4/rizon north pole melts a lot

[19:31:05] @ h4/rizon polar bears

[19:31:08] @ h4/rizon penguins are south

[19:31:19] @ h4/rizon jan6

[19:31:22] @ h4/rizon can you shoot Linux for me?

[19:31:50] @ h4/rizon Linux shuld call himself Windows instead

[19:31:55] @ h4/rizon *should

[19:32:08] @ h4/rizon makes it less confusion

[19:32:14] @ h4/rizon people just agree with me if i tell them he sucks

[19:32:36] @ h4/rizon sushi-chan: hold a gun to his face and scream at him to relax

[19:32:40] @ h4/rizon works 100%

[19:33:02] @ h4/rizon !bang

[19:33:04] @ h4/rizon !reload

[19:33:04] @ h4/rizon !bang

[19:33:05] @ h4/rizon !bang

[19:33:08] @ h4/rizon fucking duck

[19:33:13] @ h4/rizon we were talking here

[19:33:14] @ h4/rizon cunt

[19:33:31] @ h4/rizon lol it calls you os\\2

[19:34:04] @ h4/rizon Linux left it seems

[19:34:43] @ h4/rizon lives in a bunker

[19:35:02] @ h4/rizon .t de en Bunker

[19:35:10] @ h4/rizon yeah linux is

[19:35:13] @ h4/rizon but Linux isnt

[19:35:48] @ h4/rizon indeedy

[19:36:22] @ h4/rizon automagically

[19:37:24] @ h4/rizon i am flattered

[19:37:25] @ h4/rizon i think

[19:38:21] @ h4/rizon hey sushi

[19:38:23] @ h4/rizon wanna buy a galaxy s3?

[19:38:33] @ h4/rizon jan6: i am flattened :O

[19:38:54] @ h4/rizon it even boots up

[19:38:57] @ h4/rizon let me see whats running on it

[19:39:11] @ h4/rizon obviously lineageos

[19:39:14] @ h4/rizon but which one?

[19:39:21] @ h4/rizon wow

[19:39:26] @ h4/rizon you wanna see me die sushi-chan?

[19:39:41] @ h4/rizon so i should just die silently by mself?

[19:39:47] @ h4/rizon jan6: well it boots lol

[19:39:56] @ h4/rizon to a black screen after boot animation

[19:40:06] @ h4/rizon wow

[19:40:09] @ h4/rizon it actually booted up

[19:40:11] @ h4/rizon lemme check

[19:40:24] @ h4/rizon LineageOS 14

[19:40:30] @ h4/rizon thats part of history

[19:40:34] @ h4/rizon buy now for 199€

[19:40:47] @ h4/rizon Galaxy S3 I-9300 running LineageOS 14.1

[19:41:20] @ h4/rizon lol cant connect to wifi because of wpa3

[19:42:14] @ h4/rizon did you try calling it a faggot?

[19:42:22] @ h4/rizon 7.1.2

[19:42:33] @ h4/rizon if i could just find my nexus 4

[19:42:54] @ h4/rizon jan6: 150€ for you

[19:43:05] @ h4/rizon fully charged too

[19:43:41] @ h4/rizon unemployed?

[19:43:42] @ h4/rizon shit

[19:43:44] @ h4/rizon 99€

[19:43:47] @ h4/rizon last offer

[19:43:55] @ h4/rizon and you may clean my apartment to pay me

[19:44:37] @ h4/rizon hold up wait a minute

[19:44:52] @ h4/rizon you clean my apartment AND my cellar and i throw a Nexus 5 on top

[19:44:57] @ h4/rizon 150€ for both

[19:45:09] @ h4/rizon Nexus 5 is running some e/OS/

[19:45:13] @ h4/rizon its Android 7 too i think

[19:46:10] @ h4/rizon uhm

[19:46:16] @ h4/rizon what? :D

[19:46:30] @ h4/rizon jan6: no deal

[19:46:33] @ h4/rizon but listen to this

[19:46:43] @ h4/rizon i will add a Nokia 7.1 with a broken screen

[19:46:44] @ h4/rizon for free

[19:48:22] @ h4/rizon aaaaand she's gone

[19:48:33] @ h4/rizon jan6: decide

[19:48:37] @ h4/rizon is my apartment gonna get cleaned?

[19:48:53] @ h4/rizon i am willing to offer a NExus 7 too

[19:48:59] @ h4/rizon the 2012 one

[19:49:07] @ h4/rizon gone

[19:49:08] @ h4/rizon you were gone

[19:49:15] @ h4/rizon !shop 16 Piba

[19:49:40] @ h4/rizon mom lifted you and the weight you were lifting :P

[19:50:03] @ h4/rizon while silently and with a little disgust saying "pfff...rookie"

[19:50:28] @ h4/rizon reminds me

[19:50:32] @ h4/rizon gotta do something too

[19:50:33] @ h4/rizon before going to sleep

[19:50:44] @ h4/rizon how's the heat wave over there Piba?

[19:50:47] @ h4/rizon heard its fucking hot

[19:51:03] @ h4/rizon fucking eew

[19:51:05] @ h4/rizon .w hamburg

[19:51:39] @ h4/rizon jan6: here too

[19:51:50] @ h4/rizon one day to the other the temps dropped by 10°C at night lol

[19:52:09] @ h4/rizon Piba: yeah if you had 37,49°C you'd be running a light fever

[19:52:21] @ h4/rizon hang out?

[19:52:24] @ h4/rizon he has to clean my apartment

[19:52:31] @ h4/rizon he gets a galaxy s3, a nexus 5 and a nexus 7

[19:52:34] @ h4/rizon and pays me 150€

[19:52:44] @ h4/rizon i dont hang out with service workers

[19:52:48] @ h4/rizon or customers

[19:52:56] @ h4/rizon oh

[19:52:59] @ h4/rizon you mean ComputerTech lol

[19:53:06] @ h4/rizon i dont wanna become an alcoholic :D

[19:53:35] @ h4/rizon jan6: you werent aware?

[19:53:39] @ h4/rizon .quote search hammered

[19:53:42] @ h4/rizon he even has a family discount

[19:54:47] @ h4/rizon just rent him

[19:58:28] @ h4/rizon nice

[19:58:44] @ h4/rizon lol

[19:58:55] @ h4/rizon will probably get you more money than my S3 will

[19:59:10] @ h4/rizon oh hey jan6

[19:59:17] @ h4/rizon the S3 just got more expensive

[19:59:25] @ h4/rizon its 1500€ now, a female sat on it briefly

[19:59:56] @ h4/rizon you may need them though

[20:00:24] @ h4/rizon Piba: also you may get recognized by your feet in public

[20:00:47] @ h4/rizon "rival's house"

[20:00:49] @ h4/rizon i like it already lol

[20:01:11] @ h4/rizon who?

[20:01:20] @ h4/rizon ComputerTech isnt a sugar daddy

[20:01:22] @ h4/rizon he is a horsey

[20:01:30] @ h4/rizon the fish?

[20:01:33] @ h4/rizon he is pretty young

[20:01:59] @ h4/rizon yeah

[20:02:08] @ h4/rizon i can hook you up with monopoly money

[20:02:09] @ h4/rizon got tons of it

[20:02:29] @ h4/rizon you know what, take some real estate too

[20:02:53] @ h4/rizon to adjust the game to todays situation

[20:03:05] @ h4/rizon you should start with 90% of the real estate being yours

[20:03:09] @ h4/rizon makes it more realistic

[20:03:38] @ h4/rizon jan6 even better

[20:03:51] @ h4/rizon also you cant go to jail

[20:03:54] @ h4/rizon because you are rich

[20:04:11] @ h4/rizon and you may pass every negative effect on to poor players

[20:04:24] @ h4/rizon pay a fine? Let the poor pay

[20:04:32] @ h4/rizon just raise rent

[20:04:41] @ h4/rizon not really

[20:04:51] @ h4/rizon nah

[20:05:00] @ h4/rizon only if you use some libre onlyfans alternative

[20:05:11] @ h4/rizon haha

[20:05:30] @ h4/rizon well "perfectly"

[20:05:34] @ h4/rizon realistically

[20:05:46] @ h4/rizon what?

[20:05:50] @ h4/rizon the goal of the game is to survive

[20:05:55] @ h4/rizon and let the 70%-er person win

[20:06:14] @ h4/rizon jan6: jail will be replaced by low wage jobs

[20:06:44] @ h4/rizon mandatory death sentence for every inmate who is poor

[20:07:10] @ h4/rizon this game is getting too realistic

[20:07:22] @ h4/rizon also depends on the white

[20:07:25] @ h4/rizon if you are white trash

[20:07:31] @ h4/rizon you may end up getting the death sentence anyway

[20:09:03] @ h4/rizon Piba

[20:09:43] @ h4/rizon second2050: i was trying to help her

[20:09:50] @ h4/rizon if your face is swollen

[20:09:56] @ h4/rizon you cant drink coffee

[20:10:13] @ h4/rizon not if i am done with your face

[20:10:18] @ h4/rizon *when

[20:10:28] @ h4/rizon lol

[20:10:36] @ h4/rizon i mean if you have a neck

[20:10:44] @ h4/rizon you just need to get it into the stomach right?

[20:10:55] @ h4/rizon Piba: you were looking for a sugar daddy and i am preparing you for it

[20:11:14] @ h4/rizon smatch

[20:11:17] @ h4/rizon sounds like carnage

[20:11:39] @ h4/rizon wdym i have no money?

[20:11:48] @ h4/rizon i want you to eat a dick

[20:11:51] @ h4/rizon and make some money

[20:12:03] @ h4/rizon the sugar daddy treatment

[20:12:04] @ h4/rizon !bang

[20:22:11] @ h4/rizon guess my last action killed the conversation

[20:22:44] @ h4/rizon diddly

[20:22:53] @ h4/rizon this hurts me

[20:23:24] @ h4/rizon whats blitzed?

[20:24:16] @ h4/rizon oh

[20:24:17] @ h4/rizon a victim then

[20:24:34] @ h4/rizon yeah jan6 can be lethal

[20:25:05] @ h4/rizon yeah

[20:25:18] @ h4/rizon you should buy a gun to defend yourself too

[20:25:30] @ h4/rizon the problem is obviously you no having a gun

[20:25:55] @ h4/rizon lol

[20:26:01] @ h4/rizon wtf?

[20:26:14] @ h4/rizon un

[20:26:14] @ h4/rizon be

[20:26:16] @ h4/rizon liev

[20:26:17] @ h4/rizon able

[20:26:54] @ h4/rizon so anyways guys

[20:26:58] @ h4/rizon gotta hit the road

[20:27:13] @ h4/rizon Piba? Hope you arent bitchy about my last joke ...

[20:27:28] @ h4/rizon ha! Fooled you! Not going to drive at all

[20:27:39] @ h4/rizon but thanks dude <3

[20:27:45] @ h4/rizon later guys

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