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[17:23:52] sushi-chan/rizon Imagine having a upside down beard. Like marje simpsons's hair but beard. A beard that reaches the sky instead of the ground. And it covers your eyes. And then you cut it off and take all of the beard hair put it inside a missile and lean it towards russia and then russia will surrender becuz of beard hair rain, , but not only beard, it could work with pubic hair too.

[17:23:58] sushi-chan/rizon sorry I was busy writting nonsense

[17:23:59] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:24:12] sushi-chan/rizon OH

[17:24:20] sushi-chan/rizon the end is new tho

[17:24:22] sushi-chan/rizon the russia part

[17:24:23] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:24:35] sushi-chan/rizon yes, i sound like im on weird drugs

[17:24:36] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:24:53] sushi-chan/rizon actually

[17:24:57] sushi-chan/rizon Im on caffeinr right now

[17:25:02] sushi-chan/rizon I drank two black coffees

[17:25:03] sushi-chan/rizon thats why

[17:25:06] sushi-chan/rizon I feel like this

[17:25:07] sushi-chan/rizon hehe

[17:25:12] sushi-chan/rizon COFFEEEEE

[17:25:16] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:25:31] sushi-chan/rizon weed and coffee at once ?

[17:25:54] sushi-chan/rizon can you smoke coffee ? and drink weed?

[17:26:08] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[17:26:40] sushi-chan/rizon what bout snorting coffee beans

[17:27:03] sushi-chan/rizon I make them less big

[17:27:08] sushi-chan/rizon put them inside some blender

[17:27:13] sushi-chan/rizon or step with spooon

[17:27:17] sushi-chan/rizon yes

[17:27:24] sushi-chan/rizon Hi kuro-chan

[17:27:34] sushi-chan/rizon no not a credit card

[17:27:37] sushi-chan/rizon thats somethin important

[17:27:41] sushi-chan/rizon u cant waste it

[17:27:48] sushi-chan/rizon why not some regular thick paper

[17:28:12] sushi-chan/rizon but if someone steals it

[17:28:14] sushi-chan/rizon all ur money gone

[17:28:49] sushi-chan/rizon 1000 euro bills would be nice

[17:28:59] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[17:29:24] sushi-chan/rizon well

[17:29:59] sushi-chan/rizon I rarely use cash when I go at cashier to pay my products, I prefer using credit card becuz I suck at maths and count my cash too SLOW other people are waiting and look annoyed at me then

[17:30:04] sushi-chan/rizon since then i use credit card

[17:30:06] sushi-chan/rizon to pay things

[17:30:46] sushi-chan/rizon ah yea

[17:31:15] sushi-chan/rizon but sometimes they say 10€ and I give 20€ and they say thats not 10€ you gave me a bit too much And I feel stupid and embarassed then

[17:31:34] sushi-chan/rizon well

[17:31:37] sushi-chan/rizon im not this stupid

[17:31:39] sushi-chan/rizon just that

[17:31:43] sushi-chan/rizon I sleep

[17:31:48] sushi-chan/rizon day dream

[17:31:52] sushi-chan/rizon how to explain

[17:31:55] sushi-chan/rizon Im not focused

[17:32:03] sushi-chan/rizon so I end up giving the wrong amount of money

[17:32:10] sushi-chan/rizon im like there but not there

[17:32:11] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:32:21] sushi-chan/rizon hi coolkvevin

[17:33:14] sushi-chan/rizon hmm

[17:33:19] sushi-chan/rizon well

[17:33:23] sushi-chan/rizon the only dvantage

[17:33:24] sushi-chan/rizon advantage*

[17:33:27] sushi-chan/rizon of card is

[17:33:32] sushi-chan/rizon you can pay online with it

[17:33:36] sushi-chan/rizon you cant use cash online

[17:33:38] sushi-chan/rizon am i right

[17:34:16] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:34:21] sushi-chan/rizon thats not the future yet

[17:34:23] sushi-chan/rizon h4

[17:34:26] sushi-chan/rizon this*

[17:34:44] sushi-chan/rizon what if you could do EVERY LITTLE THINGS ONLINE?

[17:34:45] sushi-chan/rizon like

[17:34:48] sushi-chan/rizon taking a shower online

[17:34:53] sushi-chan/rizon going to toilet online

[17:34:53] sushi-chan/rizon yes

[17:34:55] sushi-chan/rizon but

[17:34:58] sushi-chan/rizon how would that work

[17:35:04] sushi-chan/rizon where the water would come out online

[17:35:06] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:35:11] sushi-chan/rizon water to shower

[17:35:17] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:36:08] sushi-chan/rizon Everytime I'm here the conversation is silly. I love it!

[17:36:11] sushi-chan/rizon hey Piba :D

[17:36:18] sushi-chan/rizon oh

[17:36:22] sushi-chan/rizon bought baguettes?

[17:36:23] sushi-chan/rizon :P

[17:36:30] sushi-chan/rizon nice

[17:36:39] sushi-chan/rizon i luv them

[17:36:47] sushi-chan/rizon and muffins too

[17:37:33] sushi-chan/rizon when you can't make a choice: CHOOSE BOTH.

[17:37:50] sushi-chan/rizon works with every situations. You are in love with two people at the same time ? TAKE THEM BOTH

[17:37:51] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:38:10] sushi-chan/rizon :P

[17:38:26] sushi-chan/rizon in france we dont say "chocolate croissants" tho

[17:38:36] sushi-chan/rizon we say croissants, for the non-chocolated ones

[17:38:40] sushi-chan/rizon but the chocolate one are called

[17:38:43] sushi-chan/rizon "pain au chocolat"

[17:38:45] sushi-chan/rizon pain = bread

[17:38:48] sushi-chan/rizon so chocolate bread

[17:38:59] sushi-chan/rizon but belgian ppl call it chocolatine

[17:39:04] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:39:22] sushi-chan/rizon oh god

[17:39:27] sushi-chan/rizon how do u pronounce that

[17:39:28] sushi-chan/rizon h4

[17:39:33] sushi-chan/rizon german sounds so difficult

[17:39:38] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:40:49] sushi-chan/rizon some people say french is sexy when girls speak it. but when guys speak it they say it sounds gay

[17:40:51] sushi-chan/rizon wtf haha

[17:41:52] sushi-chan/rizon Lol

[17:41:58] sushi-chan/rizon h4 is mean

[17:42:00] sushi-chan/rizon today

[17:42:08] sushi-chan/rizon xDDD

[17:42:14] sushi-chan/rizon do hitler sounded romantic ?

[17:42:15] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[17:42:20] sushi-chan/rizon did*

[17:43:16] sushi-chan/rizon Hi I'm Bi. "Bisexual" ??? No. Bipolar

[17:43:17] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:43:31] sushi-chan/rizon wait wait

[17:43:34] sushi-chan/rizon is there a fight ?

[17:43:35] sushi-chan/rizon :o

[17:45:27] sushi-chan/rizon da f is rednecks ??? I know redhead, but not rednecks. Is it people with red colored neck ?

[17:45:45] sushi-chan/rizon ah okay

[17:46:09] sushi-chan/rizon :o

[17:47:09] sushi-chan/rizon Kuro-chan and me? *jealous mode* lol jk I know u like me too :D

[17:47:21] sushi-chan/rizon o_o

[17:47:24] sushi-chan/rizon why did she leave

[17:47:42] sushi-chan/rizon :( piba

[17:48:41] sushi-chan/rizon Piba left this chan shes only on chat channel now. A channel i cannot access cuz banned -_-

[17:48:44] sushi-chan/rizon I whoised her

[17:49:00] sushi-chan/rizon cuz I stood up against a bully

[17:49:11] sushi-chan/rizon naemuti and lola-chan

[17:49:16] sushi-chan/rizon two retards

[17:49:24] sushi-chan/rizon lola cool ?

[17:49:25] sushi-chan/rizon hmmm

[17:49:37] sushi-chan/rizon only when she doesnt insult ppl by pm

[17:49:39] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:50:21] sushi-chan/rizon u meant her clit

[17:50:22] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:50:45] sushi-chan/rizon "hi"

[17:50:46] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:50:49] sushi-chan/rizon I go to sleep, hi

[17:50:50] sushi-chan/rizon haha

[17:50:54] sushi-chan/rizon logic

[17:51:12] sushi-chan/rizon usually u say bye or goodnight when going to sleep; not "hi"

[17:51:13] sushi-chan/rizon :P

[17:52:12] sushi-chan/rizon do blind people dream in braille

[17:52:13] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:52:34] sushi-chan/rizon braille is the right word right ?

[17:52:52] sushi-chan/rizon if not, how do u call blind writting system

[17:56:24] sushi-chan/rizon hey miggy

[17:56:27] sushi-chan/rizon spider costume ?

[17:56:48] sushi-chan/rizon Wait im gonna put a spiderweb over my head as a wig

[17:57:44] sushi-chan/rizon why does webs gets destroyed when in contact with water ? weird

[17:58:16] sushi-chan/rizon water can destroy webs, fire etc... but what can destroy water ?

[17:58:23] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[17:58:24] sushi-chan/rizon h4

[17:58:45] sushi-chan/rizon oh

[17:58:51] sushi-chan/rizon is this how u can stop a tsunami

[17:59:07] sushi-chan/rizon meh

[17:59:14] sushi-chan/rizon tsunamis are too many huge amount of water

[17:59:17] sushi-chan/rizon probably wont work

[17:59:21] sushi-chan/rizon unless u use lava

[17:59:46] sushi-chan/rizon volcano thing

[17:59:50] sushi-chan/rizon very hot

[18:00:06] sushi-chan/rizon no lol

[18:00:25] sushi-chan/rizon i mean the volcano have hot temperatures inside

[18:00:43] sushi-chan/rizon it could win against a tsunami then

[18:00:44] sushi-chan/rizon idk

[18:00:45] sushi-chan/rizon LOL

[18:01:50] sushi-chan/rizon even people who can swim can't survive a tsunami

[18:02:25] sushi-chan/rizon fishes can tho

[18:02:27] sushi-chan/rizon right ?

[18:02:29] sushi-chan/rizon and sharks

[18:02:31] sushi-chan/rizon dolhpins

[18:02:37] sushi-chan/rizon anything that can breath underwater

[18:02:39] sushi-chan/rizon oh

[18:02:48] sushi-chan/rizon I see

[18:03:01] sushi-chan/rizon its like if humans experienced a large amount of oxygene

[18:03:03] sushi-chan/rizon we would die ?

[18:03:27] sushi-chan/rizon too much oxygene like exceed

[18:03:28] sushi-chan/rizon overdose

[18:04:01] sushi-chan/rizon oxygene overdose is a thing ?

[18:04:19] sushi-chan/rizon hi herald

[18:04:44] sushi-chan/rizon too low oxygene: die. too much oxygene: u die

[18:04:46] sushi-chan/rizon mmm

[18:04:49] sushi-chan/rizon pfft

[18:04:50] sushi-chan/rizon weird

[18:05:02] sushi-chan/rizon u die everytime

[18:05:04] sushi-chan/rizon no matter what

[18:05:09] sushi-chan/rizon oxygene high or too low

[18:05:10] sushi-chan/rizon same

[18:05:11] sushi-chan/rizon u die

[18:05:39] sushi-chan/rizon Wait brb im gonna die. I come back later to tell you how it was

[18:05:40] sushi-chan/rizon o/

[18:05:42] sushi-chan/rizon jk

[18:05:52] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[18:07:46] sushi-chan/rizon seeya next time now, i have to go o/

[18:07:47] sushi-chan/rizon bye friends

[18:07:52] sushi-chan/rizon I hope piba will come back, also

[18:07:53] sushi-chan/rizon o/

[20:12:51] sushi-chan/rizon oh no

[20:12:54] sushi-chan/rizon money left

[20:12:56] sushi-chan/rizon monery*

[20:12:59] sushi-chan/rizon now Im broke

[20:13:00] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:13:14] sushi-chan/rizon oh

[20:13:19] sushi-chan/rizon money is back

[20:13:19] sushi-chan/rizon :D

[20:13:44] sushi-chan/rizon lol hi coolkevin and kuro-chan

[20:13:53] sushi-chan/rizon yay chesscake

[20:14:34] sushi-chan/rizon ya

[20:14:58] sushi-chan/rizon don't underestimate my stomach ability to store food lol

[20:15:19] sushi-chan/rizon strokes ?

[20:15:20] sushi-chan/rizon why

[20:15:25] sushi-chan/rizon im not 90

[20:15:28] sushi-chan/rizon i cant have a stroke yet

[20:15:51] sushi-chan/rizon stroke is a cardiac disease

[20:16:16] sushi-chan/rizon in french it is AVC (Accident Cardio Vasculaire)

[20:17:10] sushi-chan/rizon I'll probably wont even reach 90 year old in the future lol

[20:17:15] sushi-chan/rizon its happens so rarely

[20:17:16] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[20:17:22] sushi-chan/rizon 100 year old is even more less probable

[20:19:06] sushi-chan/rizon becuz

[20:19:11] sushi-chan/rizon I take psych meds daily

[20:19:23] sushi-chan/rizon and we mentally ill ppl have shorter life expectancy

[20:19:25] sushi-chan/rizon becuz of meds

[20:19:28] sushi-chan/rizon side effects

[20:19:29] sushi-chan/rizon etc

[20:20:13] sushi-chan/rizon I hope so too :P

[20:20:21] sushi-chan/rizon Life is so great I dont wanna leave it too early

[20:21:52] sushi-chan/rizon toni: yeah but im not suicidal

[20:22:14] sushi-chan/rizon hmm

[20:22:20] sushi-chan/rizon may be

[20:22:21] sushi-chan/rizon I hope so

[20:22:41] sushi-chan/rizon 100 and healthy. I dont wanna be a demented vegetable on a wheelchair

[20:22:47] sushi-chan/rizon i ask too much

[20:22:48] sushi-chan/rizon haha

[20:24:34] sushi-chan/rizon yeah well, it is rare to reach 100 year old and not have alzheimers or dementia or back pain or parkinson or other aging-related disease

[20:24:42] sushi-chan/rizon i wanna reach 100 but

[20:24:44] sushi-chan/rizon HEALTHY

[20:24:48] sushi-chan/rizon mentally and physically healthy

[20:25:42] sushi-chan/rizon in japan yes lol. Japanese people tend to live long as 100 year old, in some island called Okinawa.

[20:25:46] sushi-chan/rizon Im not japanese

[20:25:49] sushi-chan/rizon I wont live long

[20:25:50] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:26:32] sushi-chan/rizon idk if japanese ppl live longer becuz of their genes or becuz of their healthy foods (no soda, no burgers and ketchup like in usa)

[20:26:36] sushi-chan/rizon healthy japanese food

[20:26:52] sushi-chan/rizon hi comptech

[20:27:21] sushi-chan/rizon its true tho

[20:27:28] sushi-chan/rizon Japan food is healthier than american one

[20:27:30] sushi-chan/rizon well

[20:27:34] sushi-chan/rizon every foods is healthier

[20:27:36] sushi-chan/rizon than usa one

[20:27:37] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:27:55] sushi-chan/rizon burgers, soda, coca, ketchup, hot dogs

[20:27:56] sushi-chan/rizon wtf

[20:28:01] sushi-chan/rizon american food is only that

[20:28:03] sushi-chan/rizon no veggies

[20:28:06] sushi-chan/rizon no healthy stuffs

[20:29:31] sushi-chan/rizon im been good thnx

[20:29:32] sushi-chan/rizon you?

[20:29:34] sushi-chan/rizon ive*

[20:30:54] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:30:57] sushi-chan/rizon !reload

[20:30:58] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:31:01] sushi-chan/rizon !reload

[20:31:02] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:31:04] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:31:06] sushi-chan/rizon !reload

[20:31:08] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:31:11] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:31:13] sushi-chan/rizon !reload

[20:31:17] sushi-chan/rizon :bang

[20:31:19] sushi-chan/rizon !ba,g

[20:31:20] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:31:26] sushi-chan/rizon !shop 4

[20:31:33] sushi-chan/rizon !shop 5

[20:31:38] sushi-chan/rizon gosh

[20:31:47] sushi-chan/rizon !reload

[20:31:48] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:31:51] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:31:56] sushi-chan/rizon lol this will never end

[20:31:58] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[20:31:59] sushi-chan/rizon haha

[20:32:52] sushi-chan/rizon i understand now why some ppl put duckhunt on ignore

[20:32:57] sushi-chan/rizon this game creates so much spam

[20:32:58] sushi-chan/rizon haha

[20:33:02] sushi-chan/rizon but i find it funny

[20:35:57] sushi-chan/rizon my great grandmother

[20:36:02] sushi-chan/rizon she

[20:36:04] sushi-chan/rizon is

[20:36:09] sushi-chan/rizon younger than me :o

[20:36:11] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:36:20] sushi-chan/rizon just a joke

[20:36:21] sushi-chan/rizon silly one

[20:36:23] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[20:36:40] sushi-chan/rizon recumes

[20:36:40] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:37:28] sushi-chan/rizon no

[20:37:31] sushi-chan/rizon im the kitty

[20:37:33] sushi-chan/rizon youre the spider

[20:37:48] sushi-chan/rizon a spider that pets me and offers me chesscakes

[20:37:49] sushi-chan/rizon nice

[20:39:43] sushi-chan/rizon why are cellar spiders so cute ? You have 1 hour to answer this question in an essay.

[20:39:56] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:40:41] sushi-chan/rizon philosophy essay

[20:41:06] sushi-chan/rizon !bang

[20:41:10] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:41:27] sushi-chan/rizon why do i have empty magazine or lack of bullet every single time ?

[20:41:29] sushi-chan/rizon or gun jammed

[20:41:46] sushi-chan/rizon i keep typing reload

[20:41:50] sushi-chan/rizon and my bullets disappear

[20:41:51] sushi-chan/rizon so fast

[20:41:52] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:41:53] sushi-chan/rizon tho

[20:42:21] sushi-chan/rizon hmm

[20:42:30] sushi-chan/rizon I think everyone does that (touching themselves at night)

[20:42:33] sushi-chan/rizon it's natural thing

[20:42:36] sushi-chan/rizon called masturbation

[20:42:43] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:44:03] sushi-chan/rizon i killed the chat ?

[20:45:15] sushi-chan/rizon god is dog in reverse

[20:45:21] sushi-chan/rizon Oh My Dog!!

[20:45:53] sushi-chan/rizon computertech

[20:46:11] sushi-chan/rizon I think men are cute and attractive when they cry and show emotions

[20:46:12] sushi-chan/rizon here

[20:46:15] sushi-chan/rizon have some onions

[20:46:18] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:46:28] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[20:48:08] sushi-chan/rizon whats ur fav chocolate

[20:48:12] sushi-chan/rizon dark one or milk one

[20:48:12] sushi-chan/rizon or

[20:48:16] sushi-chan/rizon nuts one

[20:48:19] sushi-chan/rizon rice

[20:48:20] sushi-chan/rizon or

[20:48:23] sushi-chan/rizon white one

[20:48:30] sushi-chan/rizon ya

[20:48:35] sushi-chan/rizon wait

[20:49:25] sushi-chan/rizon https://esperantine-de-marseille.com/1067-medium_default/tablette-de-chocolat-lait-au-riz-souffle.jpg

[20:49:34] sushi-chan/rizon the rightside picture

[20:49:38] sushi-chan/rizon is rice chocolate

[20:51:26] sushi-chan/rizon hey

[20:51:31] sushi-chan/rizon how can i find it back

[20:51:36] sushi-chan/rizon I lost my DNA

[20:51:41] sushi-chan/rizon I looked everywhere

[20:51:44] sushi-chan/rizon under the bed etc

[20:51:48] sushi-chan/rizon my dna is gone

[20:52:03] sushi-chan/rizon yeah

[20:52:05] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:52:13] sushi-chan/rizon my brain did too i think haha

[20:52:25] sushi-chan/rizon i keep saying random stupidities haha

[20:52:34] sushi-chan/rizon ya

[20:52:36] sushi-chan/rizon I breathe

[20:52:38] sushi-chan/rizon thru a

[20:52:42] sushi-chan/rizon oxygene tank

[20:52:43] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:53:06] sushi-chan/rizon xDD

[20:53:09] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[20:55:01] sushi-chan/rizon hey peorth

[20:57:09] sushi-chan/rizon :3

[20:57:57] sushi-chan/rizon goodnight

[20:58:00] sushi-chan/rizon im going to bed now

[20:58:02] sushi-chan/rizon o/

[20:58:05] sushi-chan/rizon hugzzzzz all

[20:58:53] sushi-chan/rizon :3

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