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[16:38:10] & h4/rizon !bang

[16:38:14] & h4/rizon grr

[16:38:16] & h4/rizon !shop 16 jeff_stacey

[16:38:21] & h4/rizon !shop 15 jeff_stacey

[16:38:22] & h4/rizon !shop 17 jeff_stacey

[16:38:25] & h4/rizon !shop 14 jeff_stacey

[16:38:34] & h4/rizon mwahahaha!

[16:38:56] & h4/rizon oh come on

[16:38:59] & h4/rizon i didnt mean it like that

[16:47:22] & h4/rizon !bang

[16:47:30] & h4/rizon lucky duck

[17:19:50] & h4/rizon uh oh

[17:19:51] & h4/rizon its sushi-chan

[17:20:25] & h4/rizon how are you sushi?

[17:22:10] & h4/rizon oh you feel triangular again?

[17:22:22] & h4/rizon i feel unstable

[17:22:26] & h4/rizon according to Ahsoka at least

[17:22:31] & h4/rizon who majored in nuclear physics it seems

[17:22:51] & h4/rizon wow

[17:22:53] & h4/rizon fuck cubes

[17:23:12] & h4/rizon how about trigonometry?

[17:23:36] & h4/rizon wait geometry cant properly describe your socks

[17:23:41] & h4/rizon are you wearing cartons as socks?

[17:24:01] & h4/rizon AY DIOS MIO!

[17:24:14] & h4/rizon tors?

[17:24:24] & h4/rizon he is my go-to-guy if things get weird

[17:25:22] & h4/rizon hope those arent worn socks

[17:25:29] & h4/rizon the smell must be...interesting

[17:25:49] & h4/rizon reek?

[17:26:43] & h4/rizon there is a solution

[17:26:46] & h4/rizon if you dont own any clothes

[17:26:49] & h4/rizon they cant fly around your room

[17:26:55] & h4/rizon outsmart them!

[17:27:09] & h4/rizon demons my ass

[17:27:14] & h4/rizon bunch of bitches

[17:28:35] & h4/rizon sounds pretty arrogant

[17:28:41] & h4/rizon when you say it like that

[17:28:50] & h4/rizon i mean

[17:28:53] & h4/rizon i consider myself a great troll

[17:28:57] & h4/rizon i just cant tell people

[17:29:01] & h4/rizon that would look stupid

[17:30:03] & h4/rizon see you did it again

[17:30:08] & h4/rizon others should judge that

[17:30:37] & h4/rizon if you want to trigger people i suggest you troll the likes of x_ and chronic

[17:30:44] & h4/rizon they are really stupid and easy to trigger :D

[17:30:54] & h4/rizon usually you just have to get them to talk

[17:30:58] & h4/rizon then question everything they say

[17:31:02] & h4/rizon or repeat it like you made fun of it

[17:31:07] & h4/rizon and they get all up in your face and insult

[17:31:21] & h4/rizon thank you

[17:31:33] & h4/rizon i do consider myself incredibly smart

[17:31:37] & h4/rizon also people who think they are smart

[17:31:38] & h4/rizon usually arent

[17:31:41] & h4/rizon but dont tell!! :O

[17:32:04] & h4/rizon there is that one character however

[17:32:17] & h4/rizon this one cant really trigger me

[17:32:24] & h4/rizon but i really hate when this one opens its mouth

[17:32:39] & h4/rizon it seems that my ass isnt able to produce as much shit as this persons mouth

[17:32:50] & h4/rizon i obviously cant drop a nickname

[17:33:02] & h4/rizon but every time this person opens its mouth

[17:33:05] & h4/rizon i cringe

[17:34:12] & h4/rizon lol

[17:34:17] & h4/rizon in fact

[17:34:24] & h4/rizon i think if that person suddenly started talking out of its ass

[17:34:28] & h4/rizon i wouldnt notice the difference :D

[17:34:34] & h4/rizon thx Roey

[17:34:39] & h4/rizon 1337 though

[17:35:08] & h4/rizon dont mention it

[17:35:21] & h4/rizon we 31337 h4x0rs have to stick together

[17:35:22] & h4/rizon right?

[17:35:50] & h4/rizon cant wait for LEEb time

[17:36:53] & h4/rizon roey you ready?

[17:36:55] & h4/rizon 5 seconds

[17:37:03] & h4/rizon no

[17:37:05] & h4/rizon not its LEET

[17:37:24] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: because it usually ands with their death

[17:37:28] & h4/rizon so it can only happen this one time

[17:37:53] & h4/rizon also they enter the story at a fixed point in time

[17:37:56] & h4/rizon that can only happen once

[17:38:18] & h4/rizon so sushi-chan halloween is coming up

[17:38:21] & h4/rizon you gonna dress like ComputerTech?

[17:38:25] & h4/rizon or just a regular zombie?

[17:38:49] & h4/rizon if you go for ComputerTech you need that bloated face

[17:38:52] & h4/rizon from drinking too much alcohol

[17:39:02] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: STOP DRINKING ON A DAILY BASIS!

[17:39:11] & h4/rizon .tell ComputerTech dont become an alcoholic!

[17:39:21] & h4/rizon like a real feminist or those loud ones?

[17:39:31] & h4/rizon you grew a beard?

[17:39:34] & h4/rizon oh

[17:39:35] & h4/rizon that

[17:39:41] & h4/rizon speaking of beards

[17:39:42] & h4/rizon i need to shave

[17:39:47] & h4/rizon its so itchy

[17:39:48] & h4/rizon i hate it

[17:40:34] & h4/rizon that just sounds like regular nazis

[17:40:43] & h4/rizon yuh

[17:40:45] & h4/rizon because they are real

[17:41:03] & h4/rizon sushi-chan, philosopher, 2022

[17:41:13] & h4/rizon we could quote that

[17:41:21] & h4/rizon .quote add [19:40:52] <@sushi-chan> "fear the living, not the dead"

[17:41:23] & h4/rizon everytime it comes up

[17:41:29] & h4/rizon we just act like its extremely deep

[17:45:22] & h4/rizon i live on the first floor

[17:45:31] & h4/rizon not the ground floor

[17:45:33] & h4/rizon wouldnt want that

[17:45:38] & h4/rizon wankers being able to spy into my windows

[17:45:48] & h4/rizon my sister once lived on the 10th floor

[17:45:53] & h4/rizon the view was absolutely amazing

[17:46:09] & h4/rizon americans are stupid

[17:46:14] & h4/rizon some skycrapers dont have a 13th floor

[17:46:20] & h4/rizon i shall let you guess why

[17:46:45] & h4/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteenth_floor

[17:46:48] & h4/rizon fucking morons

[17:47:15] & h4/rizon there is?

[17:47:17] & h4/rizon fucking morons

[17:47:33] & h4/rizon fucking morons

[17:48:03] & h4/rizon In some buildings, 13 is also skipped as a room number. The 13-room (as of 1946) Boots Court Motel on U.S. Route 66 is one example; its rooms are numbered 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 14.

[17:48:06] & h4/rizon for crying out loud

[17:48:31] & h4/rizon a country founded by religious nutjobs from europe who introduced themselves to their new habitat by a genocide

[17:48:50] & h4/rizon germany doesnt have a cursed number

[17:49:00] & h4/rizon religion and spiritual nonsense just isnt as prevalent here

[17:49:36] & h4/rizon i think that goes for most european countries

[17:49:46] & h4/rizon its hard not to consider europeans superior

[17:50:13] & h4/rizon but then its not your fault to be born into the us and enjoying their education

[17:50:18] & h4/rizon tough luck i guess

[17:50:27] & h4/rizon but with some people it REALLY shows

[17:50:51] & h4/rizon and you just exhaled audibly

[17:50:57] & h4/rizon and asked granny when she gonna kick the bucket

[17:51:04] & h4/rizon and if she could take her stupid nonsense to the grave

[17:51:21] & h4/rizon toni o/

[17:51:27] & h4/rizon nice

[17:51:39] & h4/rizon i think pigs dont sweat

[17:51:51] & h4/rizon Erdbeerchen

[17:51:53] & h4/rizon long time no see

[17:52:25] & h4/rizon yeah getting strawberries in autumn is difficult

[17:53:06] & h4/rizon !bang

[17:53:09] & h4/rizon !reload

[17:53:09] & h4/rizon !bang

[17:53:38] & h4/rizon .tell sushi-chan you didnt?

[17:54:42] & h4/rizon .tell sushi-chan itsy bitsy spider crawling up your butt

[17:54:53] & h4/rizon btw sushi-chan

[17:54:59] & h4/rizon i caught a spider over my bed the other night

[17:55:02] & h4/rizon put it into the living room

[17:55:11] & h4/rizon let it out the next morning while having windows opened

[17:55:23] & h4/rizon and the little twat built a net right in the door to my kitchen

[17:55:29] & h4/rizon which then ended up in my face

[17:55:31] & h4/rizon since i'm not 1,50m

[17:55:43] & h4/rizon yesterday it occupied the fridge door and built another net

[17:55:45] & h4/rizon wonder where it is now

[17:56:06] & h4/rizon here was one of your beloved daddy long-legs in the kitchen

[17:56:12] & h4/rizon they sat close to one another

[17:56:17] & h4/rizon and didnt seem to care for each other

[17:57:09] & h4/rizon ask away

[17:57:13] & h4/rizon there are no stupid questions

[17:57:15] & h4/rizon yet

[17:57:36] & h4/rizon feel like thats gonna be a long question

[17:58:15] & h4/rizon toni: just from the topic i likely will, thx ;)

[17:58:34] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: like a goat going all stiff when scared? :D

[17:58:44] & h4/rizon ComputerTech should know a thing or two about that

[17:58:50] & h4/rizon but i dont think they do

[17:58:55] & h4/rizon you probably paralyze them by squeezing too hard

[17:59:02] & h4/rizon i also dont pick them up

[17:59:06] & h4/rizon i put my hand in front of them

[17:59:18] & h4/rizon most spiders that are bigger than my finger nail wont crawl onto my hand

[17:59:23] & h4/rizon they dont want shit to do with humans

[17:59:29] & h4/rizon they flee

[17:59:36] & h4/rizon sometimes they threaten but ultimately cant hurt

[17:59:40] & h4/rizon jesus

[17:59:45] & h4/rizon poor tings

[17:59:53] & h4/rizon dont pick them by their legs

[17:59:57] & h4/rizon you could easily rip those off

[18:00:15] & h4/rizon speaking of bugs

[18:00:32] & h4/rizon i had a lady bug crawling onto my bike while i picked up my niece from kindergarten

[18:00:39] & h4/rizon and the lady bug rode along with us

[18:00:50] & h4/rizon she was really interested in the little bug

[18:00:54] & h4/rizon "is it still there?"

[18:01:00] & h4/rizon "yeah, still hitching a ride"

[18:01:15] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: dont grab them at all :O

[18:01:28] & h4/rizon if you want to move them, trick them into crawling into a glass

[18:01:34] & h4/rizon put something on top of the glass and transport them

[18:01:40] & h4/rizon you dont make them go on your hand

[18:01:59] & h4/rizon as much as you dont full nelson a tiger because its fur is so cute

[18:04:42] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: if they ever take over the world

[18:04:47] & h4/rizon they will tear you apart

[18:04:53] & h4/rizon for grabbing them against their will all the time

[18:05:38] & h4/rizon i will be treated with respect by spiders

[18:05:42] & h4/rizon because i treat them with respect

[18:07:02] & h4/rizon toni: added the podcast to AntennaPod :P

[18:07:25] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: they can stay afloat by spreading their legs

[18:07:34] & h4/rizon as long as there isnt soap or anything breaking the surface tension

[18:07:43] & h4/rizon its plain stupid

[18:07:45] & h4/rizon but pretty human

[18:09:53] & h4/rizon we always go with the average

[18:09:58] & h4/rizon and the average is stupid as shit

[19:41:24] & h4/rizon yeah

[20:26:30] & h4/rizon !bang

[20:26:32] & h4/rizon !bang

[20:26:34] & h4/rizon !reload

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