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Sunday, October 30, 2022

[00:29:33] Velociraptor/rizon I don't celebrate my birthday :3

[00:29:53] Velociraptor/rizon Lol

[00:32:06] Velociraptor/rizon Was gonna masturbate, but then I decided against it. Now I am watching YouTube videos.

[00:32:54] Velociraptor/rizon What if the aliens just wanted to breed with us?

[00:33:03] Velociraptor/rizon All the female aliens want male humans

[00:33:22] Velociraptor/rizon Yeah?

[00:33:29] Velociraptor/rizon What if they could tho?

[00:33:40] Velociraptor/rizon What if genetically they were similar enough to party

[00:34:04] Velociraptor/rizon You are hot, lol

[00:34:11] Velociraptor/rizon <3

[00:34:20] Velociraptor/rizon Well yeah

[00:34:34] Velociraptor/rizon But what if the aliens are similar to us, kinda like Vulcans and Humans, like from Star Trek

[00:34:37] Velociraptor/rizon And the DNA is compatible?

[00:35:02] Velociraptor/rizon Oh you know someone's banged a monkey by now.

[00:35:05] Velociraptor/rizon Or vice versa.

[00:35:23] Velociraptor/rizon But we never met an alien

[00:36:36] Velociraptor/rizon lol

[00:36:40] Velociraptor/rizon That'd be a cute couple

[00:37:24] Velociraptor/rizon I mean, you're both Europeans, right?

[00:37:30] Velociraptor/rizon France and United Kingdom aren't too far away.

[00:37:31] Velociraptor/rizon :D

[00:37:43] Velociraptor/rizon wut

[00:37:44] Velociraptor/rizon Wait

[00:37:45] Velociraptor/rizon wut

[00:37:46] Velociraptor/rizon 17?

[00:37:56] Velociraptor/rizon o.o;

[00:38:00] Velociraptor/rizon I retract my comments about Compass_Away

[00:38:03] Velociraptor/rizon ComputerTech

[00:38:08] Velociraptor/rizon >_>

[00:38:09] Velociraptor/rizon <_<

[00:38:14] Velociraptor/rizon Lol

[00:38:27] Velociraptor/rizon And I called him hot

[00:52:27] Velociraptor/rizon lol

[00:54:46] Velociraptor/rizon Lol, with Quaaludes too, Dr_DICK?

[00:56:37] Velociraptor/rizon Don't ever forget about Poland.

[00:56:47] Velociraptor/rizon That's why John Kerry didn't become the president of the US. He forgot all about Poland.

[00:56:52] Velociraptor/rizon Sorry.

[00:57:06] Velociraptor/rizon I thought you were in Ireland

[00:57:31] Velociraptor/rizon Oof

[00:58:35] Velociraptor/rizon Fun fact: Poland is only about 1 TB in size.

[00:59:26] Velociraptor/rizon Russia thinks they can fix Poland with some blue duct tape kek

[01:00:33] Velociraptor/rizon https://i.imgur.com/5h8dLei.png

[01:01:25] Velociraptor/rizon My grandparents came from Poland.

[01:01:39] Velociraptor/rizon They said it was kwura there.

[01:02:04] Velociraptor/rizon Idr

[01:02:13] Velociraptor/rizon Lol sushi-chan

[01:02:15] Velociraptor/rizon Drank enough coffee

[01:02:19] Velociraptor/rizon You'll piss from your ass :D

[01:02:27] Velociraptor/rizon Oh and eat Taco Bell

[01:03:13] Velociraptor/rizon If you eat with your butt, you'll poop out your mouth according to South Park

[01:03:34] Velociraptor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR82cJUipnQ

[01:04:46] Velociraptor/rizon Lol

[01:07:39] Velociraptor/rizon I remember being 3

[01:07:50] Velociraptor/rizon I'd love to be a child again.

[01:07:53] Velociraptor/rizon With the knowledge I have now.

[01:09:08] Velociraptor/rizon I'd be all in school bein all, "Eh fuck you teacher, you can't do shit to me, I know, I was a teacher before I became a kid again"

[01:09:53] Velociraptor/rizon Nah I'd just prove it sushi-chan.

[01:10:05] Velociraptor/rizon Sayin stuff only us teachers would know.

[01:10:24] Velociraptor/rizon Yeh

[01:10:30] Velociraptor/rizon Lol

[01:10:36] Velociraptor/rizon I'd have to write an IEP for you then.

[01:11:14] Velociraptor/rizon sushi-chan, I suck at math too

[01:11:18] Velociraptor/rizon ANd they got me teaching Algebra 2.

[01:11:20] Velociraptor/rizon :S

[01:12:12] Velociraptor/rizon 3√128 lol

[01:12:18] Velociraptor/rizon Math is butt

[01:12:51] Velociraptor/rizon My dick is the building blocks of reality

[01:13:02] Velociraptor/rizon Nope

[01:13:04] Velociraptor/rizon The letters can be anything

[01:13:10] Velociraptor/rizon Or you gotta solve for the letter.

[01:13:12] Velociraptor/rizon Yeh

[01:13:26] Velociraptor/rizon I am teaching it

[01:13:35] Velociraptor/rizon I am just 1 day ahead of my students.

[01:13:36] Velociraptor/rizon XD

[01:15:33] Velociraptor/rizon And not retarded ;(

[01:15:38] Velociraptor/rizon I hate that word too

[01:15:49] Velociraptor/rizon Nah

[01:15:54] Velociraptor/rizon That means I am stupid too

[01:16:06] Velociraptor/rizon I bet if you had a teacher like me, you'd have math understood :>

[01:16:10] Velociraptor/rizon Cause I have to learn it

[01:16:13] Velociraptor/rizon To teach my students lol

[01:16:35] Velociraptor/rizon Teachin them youngin's with SLD's Algebra II.

[01:16:40] Velociraptor/rizon They're doing radicals now.

[01:18:13] Velociraptor/rizon Doin shit like 3√324a^5b^9

[01:18:43] Velociraptor/rizon I can teach you to divide.

[01:18:56] Velociraptor/rizon Sush, were you general education or special education?

[01:18:59] Velociraptor/rizon Idk what they call it in France...

[01:19:13] Velociraptor/rizon But if I could teach students with an IQ range of 50-70 dividing, I can teach you <3

[01:19:32] Velociraptor/rizon So you'd likely be learning disabled in maths, which is a legitimate thing.

[01:20:07] Velociraptor/rizon You did Socratic Seminars? XD

[01:21:32] Velociraptor/rizon My kids like how I explain simplifying radicals, "These 2 become a couple, that's 1 couple, these 2 become a couple, they're now 1 couple, then this lonely X will never have a bae, so he has to stay within the radical, the radical of loneliness"

[01:22:22] Velociraptor/rizon No but with accommodations and modifications to any lesson, anyone can learn a subject.

[01:23:09] Velociraptor/rizon I wanna learn Spanish

[01:23:11] Velociraptor/rizon But it is Hard.

[01:24:18] Velociraptor/rizon I need to learn more Spanish as I have a lot of Spanish students.

[01:24:39] Velociraptor/rizon Yeee

[01:24:56] Velociraptor/rizon Tho Ukrainian is growing quickly ;(

[01:25:11] Velociraptor/rizon Sí

[01:26:24] Velociraptor/rizon City of dead

[01:27:00] Velociraptor/rizon There's those undead things all up in Zelda

[01:27:44] Velociraptor/rizon Tina would want to date one

[01:28:00] Velociraptor/rizon With her Erotic Friend Fiction

[01:29:40] Velociraptor/rizon Oh like my boss?

[01:29:40] Velociraptor/rizon Lol

[01:32:39] Velociraptor/rizon Brb

[14:44:04] Velociraptor/rizon Being a troll isn't easy but it is necessary

[14:44:13] Velociraptor/rizon lol

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