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[00:14:38] sushi-chan/rizon little 8 legged cuties

[00:16:10] sushi-chan/rizon its cute

[00:16:17] sushi-chan/rizon they hate blowing i guess

[00:16:20] sushi-chan/rizon its like wind for them

[00:16:34] sushi-chan/rizon they cannot survive in windy or cold temperatures/weather

[00:16:42] sushi-chan/rizon i mean the cellar spiders

[00:16:48] sushi-chan/rizon ive read a lot bout them

[00:17:55] sushi-chan/rizon ofc i am

[00:18:12] sushi-chan/rizon if only they knew im their friend

[00:18:15] sushi-chan/rizon they wouldnt run away

[00:18:16] sushi-chan/rizon from me

[00:18:21] sushi-chan/rizon everytime I poke their web

[00:19:43] sushi-chan/rizon then they go around in circle on their web super fast

[00:19:47] sushi-chan/rizon like if they had seizure lol

[00:19:54] sushi-chan/rizon I read online its a defense mechanism

[00:19:57] sushi-chan/rizon wtf right

[00:20:01] sushi-chan/rizon how is that supposed to help

[00:20:03] sushi-chan/rizon better run away

[00:20:30] sushi-chan/rizon if I see a spider doing this (vibrating in web) it won't scare me I'll stilll grab it and pet it

[00:20:36] sushi-chan/rizon maybe it works with other predators

[00:20:39] sushi-chan/rizon but not with humans

[00:20:40] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:21:06] sushi-chan/rizon imagine if we humans did the same thing

[00:21:12] sushi-chan/rizon we see a serial killer about to kill us

[00:21:16] sushi-chan/rizon instead of runnign away

[00:21:23] sushi-chan/rizon we just go around in circle

[00:21:25] sushi-chan/rizon turn around

[00:21:27] sushi-chan/rizon very fast

[00:21:28] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:21:36] sushi-chan/rizon maybe the serial killer would be scared away

[00:21:40] sushi-chan/rizon becuz he"d think

[00:21:43] sushi-chan/rizon we are crazy

[00:21:45] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[00:21:59] sushi-chan/rizon better not mess with sushichan, look shes spining around

[00:22:04] sushi-chan/rizon shes crazy

[00:22:09] sushi-chan/rizon lets find another victim bro

[00:22:11] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:26:45] sushi-chan/rizon HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPUTERTECH

[00:26:50] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:27:28] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:27:44] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[00:27:52] sushi-chan/rizon oh

[00:28:10] sushi-chan/rizon but what did u mean with 1st November then ? (its not yet 1st nov, peorth")

[00:28:15] sushi-chan/rizon isnt it ur birthday

[00:28:16] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:30:15] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[00:30:24] sushi-chan/rizon sum

[00:30:27] sushi-chan/rizon you meant cum ?

[00:30:29] sushi-chan/rizon jk

[00:30:29] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:30:41] sushi-chan/rizon im good thnx u ?

[00:31:39] sushi-chan/rizon yes comptech

[00:31:44] sushi-chan/rizon 24 hours left

[00:31:50] sushi-chan/rizon before the planet is destroyed

[00:31:54] sushi-chan/rizon u gotta save the world

[00:32:03] sushi-chan/rizon the humanity destiny is in your hands

[00:32:09] sushi-chan/rizon all the humans are trusting on ya

[00:32:12] sushi-chan/rizon for this operation

[00:32:20] sushi-chan/rizon comptech

[00:32:23] sushi-chan/rizon dont fail on us

[00:32:41] sushi-chan/rizon the planet gonna get destroyed by aliens

[00:32:46] sushi-chan/rizon u must destroy aliens

[00:32:58] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:33:18] sushi-chan/rizon well

[00:33:21] sushi-chan/rizon they cant breed with us

[00:33:24] sushi-chan/rizon we are different species

[00:33:41] sushi-chan/rizon even monkey and humans which are similar (primates) cannot breed together

[00:33:43] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:33:59] sushi-chan/rizon i mean

[00:34:01] sushi-chan/rizon by breeding

[00:34:06] sushi-chan/rizon going pregnant

[00:34:07] sushi-chan/rizon like

[00:34:11] sushi-chan/rizon Female humans cant

[00:34:13] sushi-chan/rizon go pregnant

[00:34:15] sushi-chan/rizon with male monkeys

[00:34:20] sushi-chan/rizon thats nonsense

[00:34:36] sushi-chan/rizon toni: no

[00:34:39] sushi-chan/rizon science tried tho

[00:34:48] sushi-chan/rizon yeah

[00:34:51] sushi-chan/rizon long time ago

[00:34:57] sushi-chan/rizon ofc it didnt work

[00:35:00] sushi-chan/rizon so they stopped

[00:35:15] sushi-chan/rizon u cant go pregnant with another specie

[00:35:21] sushi-chan/rizon its like if a lion starts to fuck with a goat

[00:35:25] sushi-chan/rizon would that make em pregnant

[00:35:26] sushi-chan/rizon no

[00:36:54] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[00:37:10] sushi-chan/rizon well that would be weird as hell

[00:37:39] sushi-chan/rizon I am 28, going on my 29 soon. Comptech is 17.

[00:37:41] sushi-chan/rizon weird as hell

[00:37:46] sushi-chan/rizon I gonna wait comptech turn 18

[00:38:00] sushi-chan/rizon ?

[00:38:01] sushi-chan/rizon what

[00:38:08] sushi-chan/rizon oh

[00:38:09] sushi-chan/rizon omh

[00:38:10] sushi-chan/rizon omg

[00:38:14] sushi-chan/rizon my memory sucks

[00:38:19] sushi-chan/rizon I thought u were 17

[00:38:20] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:39:08] sushi-chan/rizon 20 still young, but at least you're legal then

[00:39:16] sushi-chan/rizon Im going on my 30 and I feel old already

[00:39:17] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:39:22] sushi-chan/rizon like

[00:39:28] sushi-chan/rizon as years pass by

[00:39:33] sushi-chan/rizon we going closer and closer

[00:39:34] sushi-chan/rizon to the grave

[00:39:36] sushi-chan/rizon and coffin

[00:39:37] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:39:44] sushi-chan/rizon fuck death

[00:39:47] sushi-chan/rizon fuck coffins

[00:39:49] sushi-chan/rizon i wanna live forever

[00:40:28] sushi-chan/rizon what if I freeze myself inside a freezer and wake up way later in life and then I do it again and again I never die since cold stops your cells from aging

[00:40:32] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:40:58] sushi-chan/rizon but once someone opens the freezer, my heart would beat again

[00:40:59] sushi-chan/rizon no?

[00:41:16] sushi-chan/rizon reverse aging

[00:41:18] sushi-chan/rizon im not a jellyfish

[00:41:19] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:44:42] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:45:31] sushi-chan/rizon ya

[00:45:39] sushi-chan/rizon imagine if we could exchange our brains with each other

[00:45:44] sushi-chan/rizon like if I get the brain of comptech

[00:45:47] sushi-chan/rizon I'd get his thoughts

[00:45:50] sushi-chan/rizon his memories

[00:45:51] sushi-chan/rizon his emotions

[00:45:53] sushi-chan/rizon his personality

[00:45:55] sushi-chan/rizon I'd be HIM

[00:45:56] sushi-chan/rizon omg

[00:45:59] sushi-chan/rizon its like

[00:46:01] sushi-chan/rizon reincarnation

[00:46:05] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:46:11] sushi-chan/rizon and comptech if you'd have my brain

[00:46:15] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:46:28] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[00:47:17] sushi-chan/rizon "randomly"

[00:47:18] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:47:21] sushi-chan/rizon r u sure

[00:47:46] sushi-chan/rizon what if I'd have a brain from a spider

[00:47:50] sushi-chan/rizon not sure if they have a brain tho

[00:48:25] sushi-chan/rizon ...

[00:48:33] sushi-chan/rizon .....

[00:48:42] sushi-chan/rizon .......

[00:48:46] sushi-chan/rizon dr dick u rruined it

[00:48:47] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:48:57] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:49:36] sushi-chan/rizon hi crystal

[00:50:01] sushi-chan/rizon nice

[00:51:28] sushi-chan/rizon Girl: I have to tell ya something Guy: Yes ? Girl: I.... I.... I cheated on you .. WITH YOUR MOTHER Guy: that's impossible Girl: why? Guy: because my mom is dead Girl: I know, that didn't stop me from havin sex with her Guy: o_O *runs away*

[00:51:35] sushi-chan/rizon again my perverted jokes, sorry lol

[00:52:37] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:52:59] sushi-chan/rizon xDDD

[00:53:00] sushi-chan/rizon again

[00:53:05] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[00:59:05] sushi-chan/rizon Be careful going to Florida.... Everytime I see a TV news about a hurricane or tornado it always happens in FLORIDA

[00:59:28] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:02:02] sushi-chan/rizon Imagine if your holes had reversed roles... Like pooping from your penis/pussy but peeing from ur asshole...

[01:02:08] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:02:19] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:03:00] sushi-chan/rizon the worst would be pooping from your mouth

[01:03:01] sushi-chan/rizon ew

[01:03:08] sushi-chan/rizon I heard some ppl do vomit shit tho

[01:03:10] sushi-chan/rizon omg

[01:03:12] sushi-chan/rizon from a disease

[01:03:23] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:03:30] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:04:08] sushi-chan/rizon sometimes I feel like i'm 3 year old lol.. Talking about pee pee and poo poo stuffs xD

[01:04:22] sushi-chan/rizon omg

[01:04:25] sushi-chan/rizon dr dick im sorry

[01:04:28] sushi-chan/rizon :(

[01:04:40] sushi-chan/rizon lol crovax

[01:05:59] sushi-chan/rizon I have the mind of a toddler. speaking bout pee pee poo poo stuffs lol

[01:06:03] sushi-chan/rizon I sould grow up mentally

[01:06:05] sushi-chan/rizon should*

[01:06:06] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:06:13] sushi-chan/rizon Im silly

[01:07:02] sushi-chan/rizon coolkevin, depends

[01:07:14] sushi-chan/rizon I'd prefer being 20 again than 3 yo again

[01:07:14] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:07:28] sushi-chan/rizon you barely have a consicousness or detailed memoires as 3

[01:07:36] sushi-chan/rizon plus, u have to obey ur parents, no freedom

[01:07:37] sushi-chan/rizon sucks

[01:07:42] sushi-chan/rizon I prefer to be an adult

[01:07:43] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:07:48] sushi-chan/rizon im more free

[01:07:57] sushi-chan/rizon oh lol

[01:08:43] sushi-chan/rizon winning the lottery ? thats too rare to even happen

[01:08:48] sushi-chan/rizon sometimes I think

[01:08:50] sushi-chan/rizon it's rigged

[01:09:01] sushi-chan/rizon scam

[01:09:40] sushi-chan/rizon "I was a teacher before become a kid again" <=== You'll end up in mental hospital if u say that xD

[01:10:22] sushi-chan/rizon yes

[01:10:28] sushi-chan/rizon and im his favorite student

[01:10:31] sushi-chan/rizon :p

[01:10:57] sushi-chan/rizon well dont give me maths homeworks, cuz i suck at maths

[01:11:06] sushi-chan/rizon 2

[01:11:12] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:11:16] sushi-chan/rizon everuone knows that

[01:11:17] sushi-chan/rizon cmon

[01:11:18] sushi-chan/rizon everyone*

[01:12:06] sushi-chan/rizon 3736262 + y(x) f + 3272 divided by 011111,78 - 200 =

[01:12:36] sushi-chan/rizon math is gibberish

[01:12:54] sushi-chan/rizon also i nver understood why there is letters in maths like y and x... isnt math supposed to be about NUMBERS ?

[01:12:57] sushi-chan/rizon or am stupid

[01:12:58] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:14:02] sushi-chan/rizon how r u supposed to multiply X with 3 for example.. X is the letter of the alphabet, it doesnt make sense

[01:14:10] sushi-chan/rizon (told ya I was retarded at maths)

[01:15:13] sushi-chan/rizon solve what ?

[01:15:14] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:15:26] sushi-chan/rizon o_O

[01:15:29] sushi-chan/rizon u lost me

[01:15:44] sushi-chan/rizon ok then im stupid

[01:15:45] sushi-chan/rizon xD

[01:16:20] sushi-chan/rizon ofc

[01:16:27] sushi-chan/rizon u can't teach somethin u didnt learn or dont understand

[01:16:29] sushi-chan/rizon logical xD

[01:17:30] sushi-chan/rizon do also like geometry?

[01:17:33] sushi-chan/rizon you*

[01:18:24] sushi-chan/rizon well, i can't even divide. My teachers explained to me 28272727 times how to divide I never got it

[01:18:45] sushi-chan/rizon see, im hopeless case, crovax

[01:18:49] sushi-chan/rizon dont waste ur time with me

[01:18:49] sushi-chan/rizon haha

[01:19:07] sushi-chan/rizon not special

[01:19:09] sushi-chan/rizon normal one

[01:19:20] sushi-chan/rizon i just suck at maths but Im good with other classes

[01:19:33] sushi-chan/rizon esp good with english

[01:19:39] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:19:53] sushi-chan/rizon socratic nonsense

[01:19:54] sushi-chan/rizon lool

[01:20:31] sushi-chan/rizon english isn't my native tongue, I can understand it and speak it tho

[01:20:33] sushi-chan/rizon but

[01:20:34] sushi-chan/rizon maths ?

[01:20:36] sushi-chan/rizon no thanks

[01:20:36] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:21:12] sushi-chan/rizon some ppl r good at languages and other are good at sciences (maths, physics, chemistry etc)

[01:21:15] sushi-chan/rizon and some are good with both

[01:21:19] sushi-chan/rizon and some r good with none

[01:21:21] sushi-chan/rizon llol

[01:22:01] sushi-chan/rizon everyone has their talents and weak points, u cannot be good at everything

[01:22:04] sushi-chan/rizon perfection isnt real

[01:22:36] sushi-chan/rizon aww thnx toni but i dont think so xD

[01:23:58] sushi-chan/rizon I learn japanese atm. I can write a bit of it too. I won't lie , it is super hard (the word order is completely not the same as in english) but since I luv Japan and the language, I tend to put more efforts to it to understand.

[01:24:02] sushi-chan/rizon I guess when u like something

[01:24:05] sushi-chan/rizon u can overcome

[01:24:07] sushi-chan/rizon difficulty

[01:24:10] sushi-chan/rizon I never liked maths

[01:24:13] sushi-chan/rizon in th fist place

[01:24:14] sushi-chan/rizon first*

[01:25:04] sushi-chan/rizon velocidad means speed in spanish

[01:26:43] sushi-chan/rizon zombies

[01:27:20] sushi-chan/rizon its not so hard to escape from a zombie. They are slow and stupid as hell

[01:27:49] sushi-chan/rizon in games i mean

[01:27:52] sushi-chan/rizon not in real life ofc

[01:27:55] sushi-chan/rizon zombies arent real

[01:27:55] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:29:19] sushi-chan/rizon Back then there used to be lobotomy (something supposed to cure mental illness, they just butcher your brain nerves with a long stick) and well people after lobotomy were like zombies: no emotions, no personality anymore, braindead. Soul gone.

[01:29:25] sushi-chan/rizon so i guess in a way zombies do exist

[01:29:30] sushi-chan/rizon im glad lobotomy is illegal now

[01:29:39] sushi-chan/rizon what a weird practice to "cure" ppl

[01:30:05] sushi-chan/rizon lol

[01:33:10] sushi-chan/rizon as for me im going back to bed, start to feel sleepy again

[01:33:15] sushi-chan/rizon seeya ppl

[01:33:19] sushi-chan/rizon thnx for the fun chat :D

[01:33:24] sushi-chan/rizon o/ goodnight

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