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[16:28:35] & h4/rizon always with the fucking petting

[16:28:42] & h4/rizon do you see me wag my tail or some shit?

[16:30:46] ~ h4/rizon ⁵

[16:33:15] ~ h4/rizon !bang

[16:33:34] ~ h4/rizon i just read that "you should for me"

[16:33:36] ~ h4/rizon gay dude

[16:33:39] ~ h4/rizon really gay

[17:39:13] ~ h4/rizon i see you are getting slapped again ComputerTech

[17:39:17] ~ h4/rizon we have been over this

[17:39:21] ~ h4/rizon stop drinking beer every fucking day

[17:39:24] ~ h4/rizon you become an alcoholic

[17:39:35] ~ h4/rizon you dont want to become an alcoholic

[17:39:46] ~ h4/rizon most people arent able to get off of this shit for their entire life

[17:39:53] ~ h4/rizon ComputerTech: oh you too? germany as well :D

[17:40:10] ~ h4/rizon something about reformation and that luther dude

[17:40:13] ~ h4/rizon not MLK though

[17:40:18] ~ h4/rizon so not someone worth celebrating

[17:41:01] ~ h4/rizon all work and no holiday makes daniel a dull boy

[17:41:31] ~ h4/rizon wow

[17:41:43] ~ h4/rizon are you still believing IN him?

[17:41:58] ~ h4/rizon toni: in his case that was not even 10 years ago

[17:42:31] ~ h4/rizon ComputerTech: we stopped believing in santa clause somewhere around elementary school

[17:42:36] ~ h4/rizon age 7 perhaps

[17:42:45] ~ h4/rizon parents tried to hold it up

[17:42:49] ~ h4/rizon but we werent buying it :D

[17:43:04] ~ h4/rizon hey the easter bunny must be real

[17:43:14] ~ h4/rizon i found some eggs in my parents garden the other year

[17:43:20] ~ h4/rizon who else but a bunny lays those eggs?

[17:44:00] ~ h4/rizon toni: oh please. Giving how shitty reality is, i'd gladly lie to people to let them enjoy live more

[17:44:18] ~ h4/rizon daniel you drank that early?

[17:45:32] ~ h4/rizon what?

[17:45:53] ~ h4/rizon ComputerTech: you still get presents from santa?

[17:46:17] ~ h4/rizon lol

[17:46:23] ~ h4/rizon .tell ComputerTech good job i guess

[17:46:50] ~ h4/rizon there there

[17:46:52] ~ h4/rizon dont cry

[17:46:57] ~ h4/rizon people will think you're a bitch

[17:47:05] ~ h4/rizon bitch

[17:47:31] ~ h4/rizon .quote search hammered

[17:48:20] ~ h4/rizon who is blake?

[17:48:41] ~ h4/rizon so he talked to himself?

[17:49:16] ~ h4/rizon nice

[17:49:48] ~ h4/rizon there are a lot missing ComputerTech

[17:49:50] ~ h4/rizon sur! <3

[17:50:01] ~ h4/rizon .k ComputerTech does that work now too?

[17:50:03] ~ h4/rizon no

[17:51:01] ~ h4/rizon nice

[17:51:17] ~ h4/rizon how much beer did you have again ComputerTech?

[17:51:24] ~ h4/rizon you should really drink less

[17:51:35] ~ h4/rizon oh the 1 litre faxe beer can?

[17:51:37] ~ h4/rizon thats awesome

[17:51:44] ~ h4/rizon .w faxe beer

[17:51:55] ~ h4/rizon they sold 1 litre cans in germany :P

[17:52:26] ~ h4/rizon lara croft makes me think of the last trilogy

[17:52:34] ~ h4/rizon where there were countless animations of lara dying painfully

[17:52:39] ~ h4/rizon someone really got a kick out of that shit

[17:52:53] ~ h4/rizon but she was an attractive lara

[17:53:01] ~ h4/rizon wasnt that much into the monster boob lara

[17:53:15] ~ h4/rizon ⁵

[17:53:19] ~ h4/rizon shoot the butler too!

[17:54:57] ~ h4/rizon ComputerTech: Augen auf bei der Berufswahl

[17:55:22] ~ h4/rizon basically know what you are getting into before applying for a job

[17:55:33] ~ h4/rizon so ComputerTech i bought myself a RX6800XT and it rocks

[17:55:37] ~ h4/rizon what should i play?

[17:55:52] ~ h4/rizon played that countless times

[17:55:54] ~ h4/rizon whats dn n0s3y|afk?

[17:56:03] ~ h4/rizon aaah

[17:56:06] ~ h4/rizon scheiß Deutscher

[17:56:12] ~ h4/rizon got me though

[17:56:30] ~ h4/rizon got jedi fallen order which i never finished

[17:56:38] ~ h4/rizon cyberpunk edgerunners but not installed yet

[17:56:46] ~ h4/rizon still got GTA V and RDR2 installed

[17:56:58] ~ h4/rizon but played GTA V several times and RDR2 is a really long intro

[17:57:08] ~ h4/rizon n0s3y|afk: the latest release is also called edgerunners :P

[17:57:36] ~ h4/rizon https://www.xrel.to/game-nfo/2662573/Cyberpunk-2077-Edgerunners-DINOByTES.html

[17:57:38] ~ h4/rizon see

[17:58:39] ~ h4/rizon also havent finished Stray yet

[17:59:38] ~ h4/rizon yes

[17:59:51] ~ h4/rizon the RX56 managed to crash everytime i played A Plagues Tale Innocence

[17:59:58] ~ h4/rizon we do? Fuck yeah :D

[18:00:09] ~ h4/rizon got the Asus one

[18:00:18] ~ h4/rizon its quiet, gets me 100FPS+ in most games

[18:00:22] ~ h4/rizon even playing in 4K

[18:00:27] ~ h4/rizon on a 32" display :P

[18:00:49] ~ h4/rizon when the package arrived it looked like the package fucked somebodys sister

[18:00:52] ~ h4/rizon and got a proper beating for it

[18:00:56] ~ h4/rizon i was afraid the card would be fucked too

[18:01:06] ~ h4/rizon but the carton it was in was ok

[18:01:11] ~ h4/rizon and so far it works fine :D

[18:01:18] ~ h4/rizon oh you bought it when it was new then

[18:01:25] ~ h4/rizon you must have paid 1000 bucks :D

[18:01:33] ~ h4/rizon jeez

[18:01:39] ~ h4/rizon got mine for 644€

[18:01:46] ~ h4/rizon oh yeah

[18:01:52] ~ h4/rizon and when mining was still a big thing

[18:02:00] ~ h4/rizon nice quote ComputerTech

[18:02:02] ~ h4/rizon i love quotes of me

[18:02:13] ~ h4/rizon no thank you

[18:02:15] ~ h4/rizon we have been over this

[18:02:21] ~ h4/rizon not possible

[18:02:24] ~ h4/rizon too many rips

[18:02:26] ~ h4/rizon *ribs

[18:02:33] ~ h4/rizon still not possible

[18:02:35] ~ h4/rizon Brustkorb im Weg

[18:03:00] ~ h4/rizon so ComputerTech wanna buy a great used graphics card?

[18:03:06] ~ h4/rizon this is a really sweet deal dude

[18:03:15] ~ h4/rizon its a EVGA GeForce GTX650Ti OC

[18:03:23] ~ h4/rizon it has been properly used

[18:03:28] ~ h4/rizon and since you are a friend

[18:03:30] ~ h4/rizon lets say 400€

[18:03:36] ~ h4/rizon thats a yes?

[18:03:36] ~ h4/rizon nice

[18:03:40] ~ h4/rizon i shall send you payment details in pm

[18:03:49] ~ h4/rizon shall i deliver it to poland?

[18:04:01] ~ h4/rizon you could get some weed and we could do stuff like NOT drinking alcohol

[18:04:03] ~ h4/rizon but taking drugs instead

[18:04:11] ~ h4/rizon but get some good weed

[18:04:15] ~ h4/rizon i dont wanna smoke Hecke

[18:04:26] ~ h4/rizon hmm...its less risky

[18:04:35] ~ h4/rizon you dont know whats in the shit you are buying

[18:04:46] ~ h4/rizon smoking it may get rid of unwanted things while burning it

[18:04:55] ~ h4/rizon or do you have a trustworthy guy?

[18:05:04] ~ h4/rizon also you smoke that stuff first and tell me

[18:05:06] ~ h4/rizon before i join in

[18:05:19] ~ h4/rizon then i should probably bring something along

[18:05:30] ~ h4/rizon yeah make an exception

[18:05:36] ~ h4/rizon i dont know how to produce edibles

[18:05:38] ~ h4/rizon but i can roll joints

[18:06:02] ~ h4/rizon i would drink with you but i think you got a problem with alcohol

[18:06:05] ~ h4/rizon and i dont wanna add to it

[18:06:26] ~ h4/rizon plus in my experience

[18:06:30] ~ h4/rizon beer tastes shitty when high

[18:07:55] ~ h4/rizon the fuck is cider?

[18:10:29] ~ h4/rizon lol

[18:10:32] ~ h4/rizon friend of yours?

[18:11:31] ~ h4/rizon he clearly disagrees with your taste

[18:12:05] ~ h4/rizon lol

[18:12:25] ~ h4/rizon wow

[18:12:27] ~ h4/rizon fucking racist

[18:12:38] ~ h4/rizon you should have known better

[18:12:49] ~ h4/rizon yes

[18:12:50] ~ h4/rizon all of them

[18:12:54] ~ h4/rizon especially the albino ones

[18:12:59] ~ h4/rizon i am

[18:13:11] ~ h4/rizon Direktor: hallo du alte Flachzange

[18:13:24] ~ h4/rizon laughing out out out out out out loud

[18:13:45] ~ h4/rizon absentia: if you got a question regarding computers and stuff

[18:13:48] ~ h4/rizon feel free to ask anyway

[18:14:02] ~ h4/rizon but dont combine the two

[18:14:05] ~ h4/rizon that would be weird

[18:14:15] ~ h4/rizon and no we cant help with your waifu

[18:15:13] ~ h4/rizon whose waifu is she?

[18:23:54] ~ h4/rizon screw Direktor

[18:23:58] ~ h4/rizon blöder Ösi

[18:24:00] ~ h4/rizon sprengts euch weg!

[19:09:33] ~ h4/rizon bye

[20:22:02] ~ h4/rizon but admin is +q

[20:22:03] ~ h4/rizon right?

[20:22:06] ~ h4/rizon this is owner i think

[20:22:12] ~ h4/rizon or not?

[20:22:18] ~ h4/rizon its a tilde in front of my nick :D

[20:22:39] ~ h4/rizon i'm in good company up here on that list now :D

[20:23:03] ~ h4/rizon thats a nice color

[20:23:07] ~ h4/rizon so kvirc?

[20:23:12] ~ h4/rizon oh

[20:23:16] ~ h4/rizon seems to have similar colors then

[20:23:36] ~ h4/rizon sushi piba had a cute pic

[20:23:38] ~ h4/rizon hold on

[20:23:41] ~ h4/rizon she wanted to show you

[20:23:42] ~ h4/rizon lemme search it

[20:24:06] ~ h4/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/5jHmwSfo/20221031_085118.jpg

[20:24:07] ~ h4/rizon this

[20:24:08] ~ h4/rizon :P

[20:25:02] ~ h4/rizon impossible you say?

[20:25:03] ~ h4/rizon haha!

[20:25:09] ~ h4/rizon you havent heard about german yet

[20:25:15] ~ h4/rizon i can just string things together to make things

[20:25:21] ~ h4/rizon lets say you look like shrek and are thus green

[20:25:25] ~ h4/rizon i can just invent SUSCHIGRÜN

[20:25:32] ~ h4/rizon which is just sushi-green

[20:25:41] ~ h4/rizon and describes only your green

[20:25:48] ~ h4/rizon overlapping colors are to be discarded

[20:26:51] ~ h4/rizon its all subjective though

[20:27:02] ~ h4/rizon i have partial colorblindness

[20:27:24] ~ h4/rizon no it interprets them

[20:27:27] ~ h4/rizon my eyes see the colors

[20:27:32] ~ h4/rizon or rather the reflecting light

[20:33:07] ~ h4/rizon whoa

[20:33:08] ~ h4/rizon who poked me?

[20:34:21] ~ h4/rizon hate to break it to you

[20:34:24] ~ h4/rizon but pokemon arent real

[20:37:04] ~ h4/rizon !bang

[20:37:12] ~ h4/rizon i shall get you next time

[20:46:24] ~ h4/rizon oh

[20:56:45] ~ h4/rizon i dont know

[20:56:49] ~ h4/rizon boston dynamics

[20:56:54] ~ h4/rizon those robots will be pissed once they take over

[20:56:58] ~ h4/rizon have you seen how they bully those things?

[20:57:09] ~ h4/rizon poor robot just wanting to pick up a box

[20:57:14] ~ h4/rizon and gets pushed away with a hockey stick

[20:57:38] ~ h4/rizon oh please

[20:57:42] ~ h4/rizon space is fucking huge

[20:57:54] ~ h4/rizon and as far as our current understanding of physics goes

[20:57:57] ~ h4/rizon nothing beats speed of light

[20:58:04] ~ h4/rizon much less with a watery fleshbag on board

[20:58:12] ~ h4/rizon if there isnt anything within our solar system

[20:58:15] ~ h4/rizon aint shit gon happen

[20:58:28] ~ h4/rizon closest star is what, 21 light years away?

[20:58:44] ~ h4/rizon thats travelling 21 years even IF they could manage speed of light

[20:58:57] ~ h4/rizon and light travels at 287.000 kilometers per SECOND

[20:59:10] ~ h4/rizon sushi-chan: the sun cant fall down on earth

[20:59:16] ~ h4/rizon it will however inflate in billions of years

[20:59:20] ~ h4/rizon and swallow our atmosphere up

[20:59:29] ~ h4/rizon because the sun has so much more mass than the earth

[20:59:34] ~ h4/rizon the earth would fall into the sun if at all

[20:59:44] ~ h4/rizon 4.5 light years

[20:59:49] ~ h4/rizon still a lot of time to get there

[21:00:00] ~ h4/rizon i think our fastest probe was new horizons

[21:00:07] ~ h4/rizon wasnt it something like 50.000km/h?

[21:00:12] ~ h4/rizon thats per hour, not per second

[21:00:24] ~ h4/rizon and that is insanely fast for us

[21:00:34] ~ h4/rizon the best thing to aliens we will discover

[21:00:43] ~ h4/rizon might be some primitive lifeform on a jovian moon

[21:00:47] ~ h4/rizon or one of saturns moons

[21:00:56] ~ h4/rizon and we just dont have the technology to detect that

[21:00:59] ~ h4/rizon much less see it

[21:01:24] ~ h4/rizon the sheer size of the universe is mind boggling

[21:01:42] ~ h4/rizon light that travelled billions of years to get here

[21:02:15] ~ h4/rizon things you see on the night sky (not in or close to cities though) is pretty much the past

[21:02:24] ~ h4/rizon the thing shining up there might not even exist anymore

[21:02:30] ~ h4/rizon wrap your mind around that sushi

[21:02:44] ~ h4/rizon no

[21:02:47] ~ h4/rizon you will decay at some point

[21:02:55] ~ h4/rizon nothing will be left

[21:03:29] ~ h4/rizon dont care

[21:03:40] ~ h4/rizon blow your mind by learning about space :P

[21:04:23] ~ h4/rizon anyways gotta go

[21:04:25] ~ h4/rizon my planet needs me

[21:04:27] ~ h4/rizon later!

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