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foxy/rizon
it'll catch on fire if i went to church
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Rizon/rizon
set mode +h CoolKevin/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
jeff_stacey > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
jeff_stacey > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
jeff_stacey > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.704s, which makes you a total of 150 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Rizon/rizon
set mode +h Echo_C/rizon
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Deactiv8/rizon
Deactiv8
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.133s, which makes you a total of 172 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Peorth/rizon
no one wants to use your shitty bouncer service
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Peorth/rizon
I mean, sadly dumb people do exist ;)
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ComputerTech/rizon
huggles Andrio
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End3r/rizon
farts
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foxy/rizon
lights a match
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End3r/rizon
farts again and laughs as it turns into a methane flame
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Andrio/rizon
hugs ComputerTech tightly back.
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End3r/rizon
that pocket pussy is calling my name
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GK-KMFDM/rizon
DoctorGoatLips the prevailing theory is that batman is in jail
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socraticDev/rizon
tickles ComputerTech
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ComputerTech/rizon
giggles
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foxy/rizon
but you really should get blake to wake up
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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 4 out of 262 with a score of 32554.
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ChanStat/rizon
(TopChannels): 1. <hidden> | 2. #homescreen | 3. #pirates | 4. #computertech | 5. #nerds | 6. #/vt/ | 7. #timespace | 8. #preppers | 9. <hidden> | 10. #/g/tv
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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #pirates is 3 out of 262 with a score of 33304.
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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #homescreen is 2 out of 262 with a score of 56590.
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foxy/rizon
but duckhunt doesn't get counted
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ChanStat/rizon
(UserStats): (DuckHunt) Lines: 0 Words: 0 Letters: 0. Most active channel #computertech.
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ChanStat/rizon
(UserStats): (UNOBot) Lines: 0 Words: 0 Letters: 0. Most active channel #homescreen.
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ChanStat/rizon
(UserStats): (Taigabot) Lines: 5,433 Words: 77,089 Letters: 542,644. Most active at 10:00 PM CST. Most active channel #homescreen. Ranked 25 out of 238 users with 19 lines today. Quote: shakes the magic 8 ball... Don't count on it
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ComputerTech/rizon
-ChanStat- You have been ignored for 5 minutes due to flooding.
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Phoenix/rizon
how's life going foxy? got over NYE yet?
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ChanStat/rizon
(TopUsers for Mon Jan 2): 1. MrMoose (1003) | 2. nR (132) | 3. dragontamer8740 (100) | 4. CarWar` (92) | 5. SDL (68) | 6. CaptJack (61) | 7. Ryu77 (53) | 8. Evil-Simon (52) | 9. homura (52) | 10. AdamBlast (49) | 11. Thespis (44) | 12. notK (36) | 13. node (32) | 14. Delicious_Cake (30)
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.485s, which makes you a total of 82 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
GK-KMFDM > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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ComputerTech/rizon
slaps foxy
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) |
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DuckHunt/rizon
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points.
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Phoenix/rizon
says to ComputerTech HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY: As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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ComputerTech/rizon
says to Phoenix "fuck you aussie"
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Phoenix/rizon
ohh that doesn't work for you CT.. you skip normally ;)
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Phoenix/rizon
says to ComputerTech HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY: Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
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ComputerTech/rizon
says to Phoenix "aussies are mean"
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GK-KMFDM/rizon
ComputerTech of course they are mean theya re all criminals
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ComputerTech/rizon
arrests Phoenix
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ChanStat/rizon
(UserStats): (foxy) Lines: 3,278 Words: 11,694 Letters: 59,138. Most active at 09:00 PM CST. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 27 out of 244 users with 42 lines today. Quote: i ahven't been around much
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foxy/rizon
i need some scripts for hexchat
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DuckHunt/rizon
GK-KMFDM > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
GK-KMFDM > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
GK-KMFDM > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
GK-KMFDM > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
GK-KMFDM > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
GK-KMFDM > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > You already own this type of ammunition. The bonus will expire in 5 hours 23 minutes and 27 seconds.
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 19.836s, which makes you a total of 173 ducks (including 15 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a hunting magazine. Reading it makes you gain 100 xp points ! [100 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > You already own this item. It will expire in 5 hours 23 minutes and 15 seconds.
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down one of the ducks in 7.506s, which makes you a total of 26 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.07s, which makes you a total of 174 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' Pixi just get shot by accident by ComputerTech. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *BOOM* You shot down a golden duck in 6.797s, which makes you a total of 137 ducks (including 58 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [42 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *BOOM* You shot down a golden duck in 16.127s, which makes you a total of 138 ducks (including 59 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [66 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 21.09s, which makes you a total of 139 ducks (including 60 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [42 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... Donald's beret.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 3 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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foxy > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 7 (duck pest).
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 7 (duck pest).
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech already has a gun and looks at End3r without understanding.
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DuckHunt/rizon
The last duck has been seen 1 minute and 34 seconds ago.
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Angel/rizon
foxy: That's not a valid code point.
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/1] ComputerTech :: ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet [relay] chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.[Rizon].net, irc.[Irc-nerds].net) / / ComputerTech loves to sha... ::
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ComputerTech/rizon
bites Phoenix
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Phoenix/rizon
says to ComputerTech WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN A beer is always wet.
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Phoenix/rizon
says to ComputerTech WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
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foxy/rizon
if a beer is always wet then you aren't doing something right with the woman
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foxy/rizon
us southern girls like going mudding
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ComputerTech/rizon
slaps End3r
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FireWire
looks away
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ComputerTech/rizon
Who do you want to kiss: <users list item at 1494286716544>, <users list item at 1494286701848> or <users list item at 1494286757616>?
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ComputerTech/rizon
Who do you want to fuck: <users list item at 1494286716544>, <users list item at 1494286701848> or <users list item at 1494286757616>?
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ComputerTech/rizon
Who do you want to marry: <users list item at 1494286716544>, <users list item at 1494286701848> or <users list item at 1494286757616>?
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ComputerTech/rizon
Who do you want to kill: <users list item at 1494286716544>, <users list item at 1494286701848> or <users list item at 1494286757616>?
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs
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foxy/rizon
End3r, that's what all men say
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foxy/rizon
cause you know i read that wrong
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End3r/rizon
may go to bed, rub one out, then go to zzZZzz