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[03:04:27] Billy/rizon choke on sheep dong

[03:04:43] Billy/rizon who's british

[03:04:52] Billy/rizon o

[03:04:58] Billy/rizon >IRA would like to chat

[03:10:28] Billy/rizon ＴＨＥＰＬＥＡＳＵＲＥＯＦＢＥＩＮＧＣＵＭＭＥＤＩＮＳＩＤＥ

[03:10:42] Billy/rizon YOU SHOW THE SHEEP

[03:10:44] Billy/rizon ＴＨＥＰＬＥＡＳＵＲＥＯＦＢＥＩＮＧＣＵＭＭＥＤＩＮＳＩＤＥ

[03:12:34] Billy/rizon HOW OLD ARE YOU

[03:12:36] Billy/rizon -caps

[03:12:38] Billy/rizon lmao

[03:12:44] Billy/rizon r u legal

[03:13:06] Billy/rizon >jailbait spotted

[03:13:24] Billy/rizon is it legal with a fox?

[03:13:25] Billy/rizon in a box?

[03:13:29] Billy/rizon in a house? with a mouse?

[03:13:46] Billy/rizon Khajiit FOX FUCKER FOX FUCKER

[03:13:47] Billy/rizon Khajiit FOX FUCKER FOX FUCKER

[03:14:01] Billy/rizon ADINGDINGIDIDNGINDIDIGNIDNG

[03:14:06] Billy/rizon (is what the fox said)

[03:14:33] Billy/rizon no mrinfintree wrong question

[03:14:34] Billy/rizon it's 2022

[03:14:37] Billy/rizon you say

[03:14:41] Billy/rizon do you or do you not have a penis

[03:14:49] Billy/rizon NOP

[03:16:35] Billy/rizon some are genuinely cute af and it's a genuine problem

[03:16:44] Billy/rizon :(

[03:17:48] Billy/rizon bro i was jk sup with you

[03:17:52] Billy/rizon sus

[03:18:09] Billy/rizon im jk i'd suck girldick

[03:18:11] Billy/rizon maybe

[03:18:27] Billy/rizon no balls touched

[03:18:50] Billy/rizon yeah snort poppers n loosen your butthole

[03:19:34] Billy/rizon or dont

[03:20:14] Billy/rizon i had a girl put a finger in me once - i never felt the same since

[03:20:52] Billy/rizon you know when ComputerTech fucks humans

[03:20:56] Billy/rizon he wears sheepskin condoms

[03:21:04] Billy/rizon to make it more authentically sheep

[03:21:16] Billy/rizon no i just mean

[03:21:27] Billy/rizon her fingie went in my hole and i've not felt as manly since then

[03:21:33] Billy/rizon halp

[03:22:19] Billy/rizon "say bah"

[03:22:23] Billy/rizon <girl> what?

[03:22:31] Billy/rizon "just fucking say it"\

[03:22:43] Billy/rizon <girl> b..bah?

[03:22:57] Billy/rizon "no NO you gotta PUT FEELING INTO IT DO YOU WANT TO DIE TONIGHT?"

[03:23:08] Billy/rizon <girl> bah!!! bahhhhh!!!

[03:23:20] Billy/rizon *skin slapping noises*

[03:23:45] Billy/rizon most people just count them to go to sleep but CT goes the extra mile

[03:36:58] Billy/rizon !sheepfucker

[03:37:07] Billy/rizon !cummies

[03:38:00] Billy/rizon !cummies

[03:38:14] Billy/rizon !sheepcummies

[03:42:36] Billy/rizon be careful ComputerTech LITERALLY has sex with sheep

[03:42:40] Billy/rizon afk

[04:44:25] Billy/rizon SHEEPFUCKER SHEEPFUCKER SHEEPFUCKER BAAAAHHH BAHHHHH

[04:44:38] Billy/rizon jjk

[04:44:41] Billy/rizon ilu

[04:45:01] Billy/rizon but u 8==D~~ sheep

[05:17:33] Billy/rizon wtf

[05:18:40] Billy/rizon i cant believe i lost my vhost over that

[05:18:43] Billy/rizon my colored one

[05:18:46] Billy/rizon thats so gay,man

[05:18:50] Billy/rizon all id id was /hop twice

[05:19:06] Billy/rizon second time was an accident too

[05:19:29] Billy/rizon what a gay horrible faggot i am and i obviously deserve to die afk

[05:20:46] Billy/rizon afk literal suicide

[05:21:15] Billy/rizon :(

[05:21:35] Billy/rizon BAHhhHHhhHHHHhhhhhhhh

[05:21:52] Billy/rizon Bahhhhh i say bahhhhhh

[05:22:00] Billy/rizon bahhhhhhhhhhh

[16:54:38] Billy/rizon SHEEPFUCKER SHEEPFUCKER SHEEPFUCKER SHEEPFUCKER BAAAHHH BAHHHHH BAHHHH

[18:57:45] Billy/rizon SHEEPFUCKER SHEEPFUCKER BAHHHH BAHHHH SHEEPFUCKER

[19:11:10] Billy/rizon @seen maylay

[19:11:19] Billy/rizon hello maylay

[19:11:23] Billy/rizon hello p1x4l

[19:12:14] Billy/rizon what brings you to computertech on this fine day?

[19:13:58] Billy/rizon sure

[19:18:37] Billy/rizon i mean. yeah. That's how most IRC clients work

[19:19:16] Billy/rizon does this ircd even support sajoin

[19:19:39] Billy/rizon i don't think it does stock but rizon could have written their own module for it

[19:56:27] Billy/rizon so how can the spiders enjoy the coffee

[19:56:47] Billy/rizon SHEEPFUCKER SHEEPFUCKER SHEEPFUCKER SHEEPFUCKER, BAHHHHH, BAHHHHHHHHH

[19:57:14] Billy/rizon oh great, then you can exist in a giant stink cloud

[19:57:16] Billy/rizon as a community

[19:57:24] Billy/rizon to discuss your yellow fingers n teeth

[19:58:07] Billy/rizon vaporizing is the bomb. I thought i wanted to stop smoking, but then i started vaping and realized it wasn't the nicotine i wanted to get away from, but all of the downsides to smoking

[19:58:18] Billy/rizon I have come to realize: I fucking love nicotine

[19:58:21] Billy/rizon No it's not

[19:58:28] Billy/rizon I don't gotta go outside to vape

[19:58:38] Billy/rizon I taste food, i smell smells

[19:58:43] Billy/rizon i breath significantly better than i did when i smoked cigs

[19:58:48] Billy/rizon i don't gotta go out in the cold to smoke

[19:58:52] Billy/rizon i don't gotta stop what i'm doing to smoke

[19:58:56] Billy/rizon my teeth arent yellow

[19:58:59] Billy/rizon my fingers arent yellow

[19:59:03] Billy/rizon !bang

[19:59:09] Billy/rizon btw h4 you're drinking coffe

[19:59:21] Billy/rizon h4 - caffeine and nicotine are like extremely similar

[19:59:27] Billy/rizon look at their molecular structure

[19:59:33] Billy/rizon very very very similar substances

[19:59:42] Billy/rizon bullsht

[19:59:44] Billy/rizon yes it does

[19:59:56] Billy/rizon if you are an avid coffee drinker - if you go without coffee you feel like SHIT

[20:00:08] Billy/rizon not having the coffee when you're addicted to it - causes severe migranes

[20:00:17] Billy/rizon hey i'm vaping cofee rn sushi-chan

[20:00:21] Billy/rizon my vape juice is coffee flavored

[20:00:48] Billy/rizon no i'm not. I've used the same one for like 6 years running now.

[20:00:51] Billy/rizon it's a very basic device.

[20:01:07] Billy/rizon i literally typed why

[20:01:19] Billy/rizon #1, I did stop smoking

[20:01:29] Billy/rizon #2, i realized i loved nicotine - it was only the smoking i hated

[20:01:44] Billy/rizon yes it does

[20:01:54] Billy/rizon those aren't strong enough

[20:02:00] Billy/rizon not enough

[20:02:05] Billy/rizon I tried that when i was in rehab for heroin

[20:02:15] Billy/rizon the doctor was like 'hey do you wanna try quiting cigs too?" while i was in rehab

[20:02:18] Billy/rizon i was like sure

[20:02:21] Billy/rizon he gave me the strongest patch they made

[20:02:28] Billy/rizon and i still had chewing tobacco in my mouth while smoking a cig

[20:02:30] Billy/rizon WITH the patch on

[20:02:40] Billy/rizon i -love- nicotine

[20:03:02] Billy/rizon I don't like the kids that vape just so they can make big clouds and play with them n shit

[20:03:14] Billy/rizon I run a very basic vape device that produces a minimal cloud but delivers the nicotine

[20:03:28] Billy/rizon yeah those are like

[20:03:31] Billy/rizon douche fluters

[20:03:58] Billy/rizon it was pretty cool, I was curious how this coffee vape juice SMELLS to other people

[20:04:04] Billy/rizon and on chrsitmas wheni had family here

[20:04:06] Billy/rizon i was just vaping

[20:04:20] Billy/rizon !bang

[20:04:26] Billy/rizon !bang

[20:05:49] Billy/rizon anyway. On christmas, I was vaping around the family - and somebody was like "Billy, are you making coffee??? It smells good"

[20:05:58] Billy/rizon so apparently my coffee vape juice smells like coffee too

[20:06:07] Billy/rizon ComputerTech, you dont?

[20:06:18] Billy/rizon yeah you'll grow into it

[20:06:24] Billy/rizon ew dont wear boxers

[20:06:33] Billy/rizon wear boxer briefs bro step your game up

[20:06:47] Billy/rizon see i need something to support my balls

[20:06:51] Billy/rizon caress them, even

[20:06:57] Billy/rizon i need the ball support

[20:07:02] Billy/rizon otherwise they're jjust flappin around all day

[20:07:09] Billy/rizon if it's warm enough i can even sit on my own balls

[20:07:16] Billy/rizon have you ever sat on your own balls?

[20:07:21] Billy/rizon yeah well

[20:07:25] Billy/rizon wait until you sit on your balls

[20:07:35] Billy/rizon depends on the day bro

[20:07:46] Billy/rizon like right now they're hudding for warmth

[20:07:53] Billy/rizon but it gets like 100f here in summer

[20:08:12] Billy/rizon 100f is ball-slingin weather

[20:08:34] Billy/rizon you know, that's actually bad for you

[20:08:45] Billy/rizon It's actually bad for you to let your balls flap around

[20:09:01] Billy/rizon again

[20:09:03] Billy/rizon boxer briefs

[20:09:05] Billy/rizon best of both worlds

[20:09:07] Billy/rizon real men know

[20:09:20] Billy/rizon if they're uncomfortable you got the wrong size

[20:09:41] Billy/rizon boobs aren't anything like balls at all

[20:09:53] Billy/rizon and if you think they are your school system failed you in ways i can't even imagine

[20:10:41] Billy/rizon are you kidding me

[20:10:44] Billy/rizon how old are you

[20:10:58] Billy/rizon no it's actually really good

[20:11:01] Billy/rizon it allows your body to 0produce more

[20:11:04] Billy/rizon which is healthy for you

[20:11:26] Billy/rizon teh generation of new semen keeps your testosterone levels good

[20:11:31] Billy/rizon so masturbating is healthy

[20:12:01] Billy/rizon sushi you better be under 18

[20:12:32] Billy/rizon if sushi-chan isn't under 18, she's got NO EXCUSE for her lack of basic biology knowledge

[20:12:38] Billy/rizon "what? balls shrink?"

[20:13:05] Billy/rizon uh oh

[20:13:12] Billy/rizon another pk

[20:13:22] Billy/rizon yeah you gotta push it out

[20:13:31] Billy/rizon you gotta push the pee out of the bonerized penis

[20:13:36] Billy/rizon no dont jerk off if you have a pee boner

[20:13:39] Billy/rizon it hurts

[20:13:43] Billy/rizon when you nut

[20:14:06] Billy/rizon sushi-chan if you hold your breath long enough do you die?

[20:14:09] Billy/rizon idk you should try

[20:14:13] Billy/rizon for science

[20:14:44] Billy/rizon bullshit ComputerTech

[20:14:51] Billy/rizon you can absolutley damage yourself form not peeing

[20:14:56] Billy/rizon no

[20:15:00] Billy/rizon you go fucking SEPTIF

[20:15:02] Billy/rizon SEPTIC

[20:15:08] Billy/rizon your WASTE leaks from your bladder INTO YOUR BODY

[20:15:11] Billy/rizon you become SEPTIC

[20:15:42] Billy/rizon water is in fact not wet

[20:15:47] Billy/rizon you are incorrect

[20:15:50] Billy/rizon water is NOT wet

[20:15:54] Billy/rizon the thing your brain calls 'wet'

[20:15:59] Billy/rizon is just heat transfer

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