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[17:45:33] & h4/rizon fuck

[17:45:34] & h4/rizon you

[17:45:39] & h4/rizon guten Tag

[17:45:47] & h4/rizon du alter Hundesohn

[17:46:02] & h4/rizon ja danke

[17:46:27] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: würden Sie bitte Deutsch sprechen, damit ich auch eine Chance habe, Ihren Unfug zu verstehen?

[17:47:15] & h4/rizon hm

[17:47:18] & h4/rizon i thought about it

[17:47:21] & h4/rizon and have to deny your request

[17:47:39] & h4/rizon i am however willing to find a common level to communicate with you

[17:48:00] & h4/rizon Squish: you came to the right place then

[17:48:16] & h4/rizon ComputerTech befriends people immediately

[17:48:23] & h4/rizon its also hard to get him to stop calling you friend

[17:48:28] & h4/rizon you can make fun of him, insult him, mock him

[17:48:31] & h4/rizon he just doesnt care

[17:48:35] & h4/rizon he keeps calling you friend

[17:48:40] & h4/rizon that ComputerTech guy

[17:48:47] & h4/rizon we even tried calling him CumdumpsterTech

[17:48:48] & h4/rizon it didnt work

[17:49:02] & h4/rizon Dr_DICK is just the best

[17:49:07] & h4/rizon called him ComputerFag, ComputerTwat

[17:49:09] & h4/rizon he just doesnt care

[17:49:36] & h4/rizon we even hated him in another channel to -1200

[17:49:46] & h4/rizon and to -200 something in elite-chat

[17:49:49] & h4/rizon he still calls us friends

[17:50:13] & h4/rizon but its working

[17:50:18] & h4/rizon you end up liking him for it

[17:50:20] & h4/rizon really weird

[17:50:29] & h4/rizon hold your horses

[17:50:42] & h4/rizon poor horse

[17:50:47] & h4/rizon we all know what "petting" is in your book

[17:51:26] & h4/rizon lol

[17:52:32] & h4/rizon it gives you a voice

[17:52:34] & h4/rizon so you may be heard

[17:52:38] & h4/rizon before we just ignored you

[17:52:49] & h4/rizon oh i know this

[17:52:56] & h4/rizon when someone gets picked on all the time

[17:53:04] & h4/rizon he tries to pick on new guys so the others might leave him alone

[17:53:08] & h4/rizon and look for a new target

[17:53:20] & h4/rizon x_?

[17:53:23] & h4/rizon Tors?

[17:53:27] & h4/rizon vicky?

[17:53:28] & h4/rizon zesty?

[17:53:33] & h4/rizon spill the beans

[17:54:30] & h4/rizon yeah

[17:54:32] & h4/rizon me too

[17:54:55] & h4/rizon still no clue why Direktor left

[17:54:58] & h4/rizon i just blame piba

[17:55:18] & h4/rizon look, wof's taking a shit

[17:55:33] & h4/rizon you must know by now

[17:55:50] & h4/rizon ah yes, florida man

[17:56:17] & h4/rizon perhaps snek is looking for friends

[17:56:26] & h4/rizon wb DICK

[17:57:07] & h4/rizon no

[17:58:33] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: you use shelve to create database like objects?

[17:58:51] & h4/rizon why not just use sqlite?

[17:59:14] & h4/rizon you can access it with any language and within a shell

[17:59:44] & h4/rizon i was asked

[17:59:58] & h4/rizon in what major project would you like one?

[18:00:06] & h4/rizon i absolutely contribute to everything

[18:00:13] & h4/rizon like you know this ComputerTech dude?

[18:00:34] & h4/rizon wofmobile: absolutely

[18:00:43] & h4/rizon every dollar in circulation?

[18:01:16] & h4/rizon oooh

[18:01:18] & h4/rizon hold on

[18:01:24] & h4/rizon was the back door some sexual innuendo?

[18:01:38] & h4/rizon can someone please remove ComputerTech?

[18:01:41] & h4/rizon this is annoying

[18:02:01] & h4/rizon took you long enough

[18:02:04] & h4/rizon typical tech guy

[18:03:27] & h4/rizon that's quite a lot

[18:03:44] & h4/rizon buuut

[18:03:49] & h4/rizon you will feel like you achieved something

[18:03:50] & h4/rizon once you are done

[18:04:51] & h4/rizon wofmobile: just use .tell

[18:05:06] & h4/rizon there you go

[18:05:20] & h4/rizon thought everybody ignored bandit

[18:05:21] & h4/rizon by now

[18:05:38] & h4/rizon someone please remove ComputerTech

[18:05:50] & h4/rizon the things he does to be cool

[18:06:05] & h4/rizon then to squander it by sounding like a moron

[18:06:07] & h4/rizon immediately afterwards

[18:06:29] & h4/rizon ComputerTech really deserves to be on wofs shitlist

[18:07:05] & h4/rizon oh boy

[18:07:07] & h4/rizon ct already shat himself

[18:07:10] & h4/rizon again

[18:07:18] & h4/rizon someone open a window

[18:07:21] & h4/rizon the smell is unbearable

[18:07:39] & h4/rizon now he's crying too

[18:08:30] & h4/rizon haha

[18:08:34] & h4/rizon that has no power against florida man

[18:09:00] & h4/rizon never heard of that guy

[18:09:23] & h4/rizon the one black in town

[18:09:53] & h4/rizon badum *tss*

[18:10:26] & h4/rizon that might excite my granpa

[18:10:45] & h4/rizon wow you irish twat

[18:10:48] & h4/rizon he was in hitler youth

[18:10:51] & h4/rizon wasnt really a choice

[18:11:05] & h4/rizon wofmobile: we will win this time

[18:11:07] & h4/rizon just you wait

[18:11:18] & h4/rizon we may get a new minister of defence

[18:11:28] & h4/rizon she is one that wanted to increase our army

[18:11:31] & h4/rizon and pump some money into it

[18:11:36] & h4/rizon wait for germany to become a force again

[18:11:58] & h4/rizon we are still figuring out how to get past the mud this time

[18:12:15] & h4/rizon china currently fights covid and taiwan

[18:12:18] & h4/rizon they are distracted

[18:12:38] & h4/rizon fuck the us then?

[18:12:52] & h4/rizon hardly nearby but still involved in every major war

[18:13:14] & h4/rizon oh boy

[18:13:19] & h4/rizon quick ct, massage his belly

[18:13:38] & h4/rizon yeah nice out

[18:13:38] & h4/rizon 12°C

[18:13:42] & h4/rizon and florida people everywhere

[18:14:06] & h4/rizon you arent done yet wof

[18:18:58] & h4/rizon i feel a freestyle coming

[18:20:39] & h4/rizon reinventing the wheel then

[18:20:44] & h4/rizon what happened to Komputer?

[18:21:02] & h4/rizon ok

[18:28:16] & h4/rizon what

[18:28:18] & h4/rizon is ct drunk again?

[18:28:31] & h4/rizon wow

[18:28:34] & h4/rizon what about yesterday?

[18:28:42] & h4/rizon and the day before?

[18:28:47] & h4/rizon you were unsure if you should go to the store

[18:28:49] & h4/rizon to buy beer

[18:28:51] & h4/rizon did you buy beer?

[18:29:01] & h4/rizon i told you

[18:29:07] & h4/rizon you didnt want to go to the store

[18:29:13] & h4/rizon i told you you would since you cant resist the urge

[18:29:16] & h4/rizon srong dude

[18:29:17] & h4/rizon *strong

[18:29:23] & h4/rizon its clear you are not an alcoholic

[18:29:31] & h4/rizon you can choose when you want to drink and when you dont want to

[18:29:35] & h4/rizon but you just always want to

[18:29:42] & h4/rizon but you could totally not if you really wanted. Right?

[18:30:41] & h4/rizon just for the fun of it

[18:30:50] & h4/rizon why not prove to yourself that you can really stop

[18:30:53] & h4/rizon and dont drink for a week

[18:30:59] & h4/rizon be sure to let us know how that feels

[18:31:30] & h4/rizon look at your face

[18:31:31] & h4/rizon already drunk

[18:31:45] & h4/rizon no but in all seriousness

[18:31:52] & h4/rizon if you cant even manage a week without alcohol

[18:32:02] & h4/rizon you should start to worry

[18:32:10] & h4/rizon it wont get better

[18:33:41] & h4/rizon Jack4ss: but it's still an achievement

[18:33:43] & h4/rizon now go for two

[19:02:16] & h4/rizon that was pretty cool kevin

[19:46:07] & h4/rizon tja

[19:57:42] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: just try to translate "tja"

[19:58:52] & h4/rizon a well?

[19:58:54] & h4/rizon lol

[19:58:57] & h4/rizon aaah, well

[19:58:59] & h4/rizon might be ok

[19:59:13] & h4/rizon .tr de en tja

[19:59:19] & h4/rizon lol?

[19:59:24] & h4/rizon oh that was another bot

[19:59:31] & h4/rizon .tr tja, so ist das

[20:00:24] & h4/rizon sure it costs money?

[20:00:27] & h4/rizon talks about an api key

[20:00:36] & h4/rizon but that might only limit the amount of request s

[20:08:48] & h4/rizon .tr autodidaktisch

[20:08:59] & h4/rizon yeah thx for dumbing it down too google

[20:25:43] & h4/rizon trying to take a shit again wof?

[20:25:51] & h4/rizon it has to come out at some point, rightß

[20:25:52] & h4/rizon ?

[20:31:15] & h4/rizon he is a foxy lady?

[20:33:15] & h4/rizon oh

[20:33:22] & h4/rizon but ComputerTech is a furry anyways

[20:36:07] & h4/rizon !bang

[20:41:07] & h4/rizon !shop 16 c0ded

[20:41:14] & h4/rizon your sunglasses aint shit :D

[20:44:17] & h4/rizon but your nipples are showing now

[20:45:09] & h4/rizon well i was staring

[20:45:16] & h4/rizon and i'm pretty sure ComputerTech was too

[20:45:50] & h4/rizon that makes it worse

[20:45:54] & h4/rizon if it's family

[20:46:06] & h4/rizon do i look like Vin Diesel to you?

[20:46:27] & h4/rizon and it didnt even work

[20:46:42] & h4/rizon maybe if i threw another bucket on you

[20:46:55] & h4/rizon you have to change clothes first

[20:47:21] & h4/rizon look, his nipples are getting hard

[20:47:25] & h4/rizon must be cold

[20:47:36] & h4/rizon someone get tors here

[20:48:08] & h4/rizon you a fan of tors too?

[20:48:40] & h4/rizon oh

[20:48:49] & h4/rizon i think we may become friends

[20:48:50] & h4/rizon with benefits

[20:49:07] & h4/rizon fuck yeah

[20:49:20] & h4/rizon or that stuff you smear on your chest when you are cold

[20:49:23] & h4/rizon *have a cold

[20:49:37] & h4/rizon your nipples will be constantly hard

[20:49:46] & h4/rizon lol

[20:53:18] & h4/rizon sur: how did you apply it?

[20:53:42] & h4/rizon you are supposed to brush your own teeth with it

[20:53:43] & h4/rizon not someone elses

[20:53:47] & h4/rizon also dont use a Drahtbürste

[20:53:50] & h4/rizon but a toothbrush

[20:54:00] & h4/rizon i can see how you have been referred to a piece of shit for brushing someone elses teeth

[20:55:10] & h4/rizon but i agree

[20:55:19] & h4/rizon it should have said so on the packaging

[21:01:19] & h4/rizon why does she ignore you?

[21:25:34] & h4/rizon who?

[21:27:56] & h4/rizon you first

[21:28:13] & h4/rizon eeew

[21:28:16] & h4/rizon its full of saliva

[21:28:19] & h4/rizon i cant possibly use that anymore

[21:28:43] & h4/rizon what's the goal here?

[21:29:55] & h4/rizon hold it

[21:29:59] & h4/rizon did someone fire his gun in here?

[21:30:01] & h4/rizon !bang

[21:30:06] & h4/rizon freeze!

[21:34:40] & h4/rizon says the guy getting laid every night

[21:34:52] & h4/rizon you read playboy magazine instead ct?

[21:34:58] & h4/rizon or public masturbation?

[21:35:59] & h4/rizon i feel like we have an expert for that sorta thing here

[21:36:05] & h4/rizon with Russell gone

[21:36:11] & h4/rizon who could it be?

[21:36:21] & h4/rizon oh Russell was our expert on horses

[21:38:26] & h4/rizon you got other kinks

[21:38:35] & h4/rizon there is a lot of weird shit out in the internet

[21:38:39] & h4/rizon sure you will find something

[21:38:46] & h4/rizon there is also that i'm sure

[21:39:42] & h4/rizon you like crap?

[21:40:27] & h4/rizon wow

[21:40:30] & h4/rizon there are other outfits

[21:41:23] & h4/rizon but not Drag Racing

[21:47:00] & h4/rizon crovax: that makes sense

[21:47:51] & h4/rizon oh look at mr /slap script over here

[21:48:02] & h4/rizon what a cool dude

[22:07:36] & h4/rizon later homo

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