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[17:28:35] & h4/rizon it guy over there

[17:28:52] & h4/rizon prepare your asscrack bandit

[17:28:54] & h4/rizon licking incoming

[17:29:05] & h4/rizon gonna give you some privacy for this ComputerTech

[17:30:28] & h4/rizon eeew

[17:30:35] & h4/rizon on the mexican

[17:30:37] & h4/rizon and kali

[17:31:04] & h4/rizon overloaded

[17:31:06] & h4/rizon based on debian

[17:31:08] & h4/rizon or was it ubuntu?

[17:31:32] & h4/rizon it's the cool thing to install if you are just learning how to crack weak wep

[17:31:44] & h4/rizon or learn how to intercept wpa2 keys to brute force them without success

[17:31:47] & h4/rizon since your machine is too weak

[17:32:10] & h4/rizon but who hasnt tried it with a password he set himself just to see if it would eventually work? :D

[17:32:27] & h4/rizon still couldnt get into my neighbors wifi

[17:32:44] & h4/rizon TaZeR: they gotta have a really weak passphrase

[17:32:50] & h4/rizon or you need to have some information about them

[17:32:59] & h4/rizon and hope they use personal shit in their weak passwords

[17:33:02] & h4/rizon otherwise have fun

[17:33:38] & h4/rizon isnt wpa3 standard by now?

[17:34:24] & h4/rizon ComputerTech authenticates with ssh keys on his wifi

[17:34:28] & h4/rizon til

[17:34:54] & h4/rizon wait

[17:35:04] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: you dont really think wifi authentication uses ssh keys

[17:35:05] & h4/rizon right?

[17:41:02] & h4/rizon yeah no TaZeR

[17:41:13] & h4/rizon i told him about openwrt a week ago

[17:41:16] & h4/rizon he never heard of it before

[17:41:36] & h4/rizon TaZeR: wouldnt that old laptop be a bottleneck performance wise?

[17:41:49] & h4/rizon just how old are we talking?

[17:41:56] & h4/rizon i wish i had some old x86 around to try it

[17:42:32] & h4/rizon i do have a t430 here

[17:42:37] & h4/rizon which i barely use

[17:43:07] & h4/rizon it got one port lol

[17:43:11] & h4/rizon i can put a switch behind it

[17:44:27] & h4/rizon your link up there?

[17:53:27] & h4/rizon who

[17:53:30] & h4/rizon tells you

[17:53:45] & h4/rizon lol

[17:53:53] & h4/rizon elefant im porzellanladen

[17:56:10] & h4/rizon [ERROR]

[17:56:10] & h4/rizon --> Tor exit node access is only available to PREMIUM users

[17:56:10] & h4/rizon --> You (185.129.61.9) are trying to connect from a Tor exit node

[17:56:11] & h4/rizon buuuh!

[17:56:46] & h4/rizon yeah i did

[18:05:08] & h4/rizon lol

[18:05:14] & h4/rizon why even have telnet exposed?

[18:05:20] & h4/rizon why even have telnet running?

[18:15:08] & h4/rizon s/rigged/ripped/

[18:15:10] & h4/rizon fuck yeah

[18:15:25] & h4/rizon s/xxx/Computertech/

[18:17:44] & h4/rizon s/n/i'm gay/

[18:17:49] & h4/rizon shit lol

[18:18:29] & h4/rizon wow

[18:18:36] & h4/rizon as owner of this channel you should let your users shoot the ducks

[18:18:41] & h4/rizon as admin of the game as well

[18:18:56] & h4/rizon guess senpai has to find a new duckhunting channel

[18:19:00] & h4/rizon i suggest #gk senpai

[18:20:38] & h4/rizon wow

[18:20:41] & h4/rizon did you write it?

[18:21:11] & h4/rizon never heard

[18:21:20] & h4/rizon as long as it isnt this serviteur fucktwat

[18:23:56] & h4/rizon what?

[18:24:01] & h4/rizon Allen Iverson was fucking great

[18:24:26] & h4/rizon sure he never had a team around him that could win a championship

[18:24:28] & h4/rizon well perhaps that one time

[18:24:38] & h4/rizon but going up against the lakers with shaq and kobe

[18:24:41] & h4/rizon shaq in his prime ...

[18:25:01] & h4/rizon wof its this thing in the air you can connect devices too

[18:25:46] & h4/rizon you need some tinfoil

[18:25:57] & h4/rizon wrap it around your phone so you block out the bad internet

[18:26:04] & h4/rizon then connect to the good internet

[18:39:18] & h4/rizon i wanted to kick him

[18:39:20] & h4/rizon but he is gone

[18:40:22] & h4/rizon totally

[18:49:20] & h4/rizon sounds like your childhood was weird

[18:52:50] & h4/rizon i however think its in bad taste and not that funny

[18:52:56] & h4/rizon this just sounds disgusting

[18:59:24] & h4/rizon it's a trap!

[18:59:30] & h4/rizon he will just steal your tactics

[18:59:39] & h4/rizon throw some pics of tors in there wof

[18:59:44] & h4/rizon let them enjoy his ugly dick

[19:00:03] & h4/rizon i almost made a joke about "intel"

[19:00:08] & h4/rizon but i was able to stop myself in time

[19:00:32] & h4/rizon ComputerTech still thinking hard about this one

[19:03:17] & h4/rizon who needs 2fa? just use a very very very secure password

[19:03:18] & h4/rizon right?

[19:03:32] & h4/rizon and dont ever hand the piece of paper you wrote that password on to anybody!

[19:03:35] & h4/rizon except friends

[19:03:38] & h4/rizon and colleagues

[19:04:17] & h4/rizon just giving you an insight as to why the german state or Bundesland is shitty at security

[19:04:32] & h4/rizon also at least two people had no trouble telling me their password

[19:04:44] & h4/rizon one even had a pattern that could be guessed easily

[19:04:58] & h4/rizon i since gave up trying to tell them how to do it better

[19:05:16] & h4/rizon and yes, there are people with post-its on their displays

[19:05:21] & h4/rizon which contain credentials

[19:05:29] & h4/rizon the people?

[19:05:31] & h4/rizon or the post it?

[19:05:38] & h4/rizon wise choice lol

[19:05:54] & h4/rizon there was an employee who had a book with all of his passwords

[19:05:59] & h4/rizon during the day he kept it at the same place

[19:06:07] & h4/rizon he never concealed it or anything

[19:06:10] & h4/rizon so during lunch break

[19:06:17] & h4/rizon literally anybody could have taken his credentials

[19:06:37] & h4/rizon trust me senpai, they really dont understand or care

[19:06:46] & h4/rizon there is this BSI

[19:06:52] & h4/rizon it gives out guidelines regarding security

[19:07:05] & h4/rizon currently their recommendations include deprecated versions of shitty microsoft software

[19:07:11] & h4/rizon that naturally is exposed to the internet

[19:07:27] & h4/rizon if you follow these guidelines, you are safe and nothing can happen to you

[19:07:30] & h4/rizon that is common believe

[19:07:33] & h4/rizon *belief

[19:08:54] & h4/rizon i got the pw safe from a former colleague

[19:09:05] & h4/rizon i obtained it when that fool left his password in my code

[19:09:12] & h4/rizon he reused it a lot

[19:09:21] & h4/rizon and obviously ssh auth via password

[19:09:25] & h4/rizon shouldnt be a problem

[19:09:26] & h4/rizon right?

[19:10:18] & h4/rizon true

[19:10:48] & h4/rizon also assume you dont know anything about the password

[19:11:00] & h4/rizon neither its length, nor symbols used etc

[19:11:50] & h4/rizon please report on your success senpai

[19:12:30] & h4/rizon dont ignite him

[19:14:08] & h4/rizon DO IT

[19:14:12] & h4/rizon JUST DO IT

[19:14:25] & h4/rizon wofmobile in 5...4...3

[19:37:33] & h4/rizon is there a fix for it?

[19:37:39] & h4/rizon can you just patch it?

[19:39:12] & h4/rizon oh

[19:39:16] & h4/rizon STDs

[19:39:27] & h4/rizon are you burning?

[19:42:05] & h4/rizon !bang

[19:42:07] & h4/rizon !reload

[19:42:08] & h4/rizon !bang

[19:43:12] & h4/rizon i feel like this should be common knowledge

[19:44:08] & h4/rizon hahaha

[19:44:09] & h4/rizon no

[19:44:34] & h4/rizon not that either

[19:44:40] & h4/rizon remember TorS back then?

[19:44:47] & h4/rizon stfu

[19:45:27] & h4/rizon ComputerTech made sure to get rid of the most annoying people

[19:45:31] & h4/rizon like TorS and Piba

[19:45:35] & h4/rizon and x_

[19:45:40] & h4/rizon still we keep talking about these people in here

[19:45:54] & h4/rizon and snek

[19:45:56] & h4/rizon russell

[19:46:23] & h4/rizon no russell the horse molester

[19:46:36] & h4/rizon that creepy brit that has a camera aimed at the street

[19:46:39] & h4/rizon to spot college girls

[19:46:45] & h4/rizon and record them

[19:47:02] & h4/rizon who also kept talking about horse porn

[19:47:26] & h4/rizon just whois him

[19:47:32] & h4/rizon i think he has his page linked somewhere

[19:48:10] & h4/rizon you call your jack off hand mr. hands?

[19:49:52] & h4/rizon Ahsoka: isnt it Jewpacabra?

[19:50:01] & h4/rizon or was that just south park?

[19:50:36] & h4/rizon i am hot

[19:50:38] & h4/rizon how are you?

[19:51:35] & h4/rizon you been to puerto rico ComputerTech?

[19:51:40] & h4/rizon you lied about your age as well?

[19:53:36] & h4/rizon s/yw/get your dick fixed/

[20:01:45] & h4/rizon s/need tickled/need to be tickled/

[20:02:09] & h4/rizon s/shoot loads/i swallow

[20:03:46] & h4/rizon the kinds of people you let in here ComputerTech

[20:03:47] & h4/rizon amazing

[20:04:54] & h4/rizon are you fusing?

[20:05:03] & h4/rizon *fusioning

[20:05:34] & h4/rizon man fuck that Audi cunt

[20:05:38] & h4/rizon for being a racist

[20:07:16] & h4/rizon arent you trash already?

[20:07:38] & h4/rizon have you seen his tramp stamp?

[20:07:50] & h4/rizon direktor?

[20:08:10] & h4/rizon he is croatian

[20:08:12] & h4/rizon living in austria

[20:08:17] & h4/rizon that could be fun

[20:08:22] & h4/rizon i bet we end up drunk

[20:08:35] & h4/rizon beating up some racist cunts

[20:08:37] & h4/rizon oh wait

[20:08:39] & h4/rizon he is racist himself

[20:08:43] & h4/rizon beating up some lefist cunts

[20:08:53] & h4/rizon we can do that

[20:46:56] & h4/rizon i made that joke before deadly

[20:46:57] & h4/rizon lame

[20:47:25] & h4/rizon your face died

[20:50:16] & h4/rizon !bang

[20:50:17] & h4/rizon !reload

[20:50:18] & h4/rizon !bang

[20:51:34] & h4/rizon huh

[20:51:38] & h4/rizon guess i need &

[20:53:44] & h4/rizon did he look at you funny?

[20:53:50] & h4/rizon he has that look on him

[20:55:36] & h4/rizon Hotties: did you just call Peorth an "Audi kisser"?

[20:55:40] & h4/rizon wow!

[20:55:54] & h4/rizon lucky you

[20:56:01] & h4/rizon Peorth doesnt play around when it comes to Audi

[20:56:06] & h4/rizon he hates Audi cars

[20:56:25] & h4/rizon no

[20:56:31] & h4/rizon they seem to be acceptable for him

[20:57:18] & h4/rizon wow Audi

[20:57:25] & h4/rizon that is really uncalled for

[20:57:40] & h4/rizon he loves me

[20:57:44] & h4/rizon i sent him a dickpic

[20:57:46] & h4/rizon instant love

[20:57:51] & h4/rizon he keeps asking for more

[21:03:51] & h4/rizon because of me

[21:03:56] & h4/rizon you dont hate me deadly

[21:04:07] & h4/rizon i admire your british insulting

[21:04:32] & h4/rizon we also have a common enemy deadly

[21:04:52] & h4/rizon .tell deadly eat shit you toothless alcoholic

[21:05:12] & h4/rizon damn

[21:05:31] & h4/rizon how dare you fucking cunt insult me as any food from that place?

[21:06:00] & h4/rizon fuck you ComputerTech

[21:06:03] & h4/rizon we are talking here

[21:06:05] & h4/rizon dont interrupt

[21:06:13] & h4/rizon then have at it you fat fuck

[21:06:21] & h4/rizon later homie

[21:06:38] & h4/rizon something funny?

[21:06:47] & h4/rizon did you just laugh about deadlys face?

[21:06:52] & h4/rizon you did!?

[21:07:07] & h4/rizon you did daniels nan?

[21:07:17] & h4/rizon the fuck is wrong with you?

[21:07:19] & h4/rizon infested

[21:07:26] & h4/rizon read between the lines

[21:07:27] & h4/rizon its deadly

[21:07:30] & h4/rizon he is drunk as always

[21:08:15] & h4/rizon luching?

[21:08:21] & h4/rizon yea

[21:08:28] & h4/rizon you dont?

[21:08:45] & h4/rizon daniel this is #computertech

[21:08:51] & h4/rizon your expectations are too high

[21:09:09] & h4/rizon lol

[21:09:36] & h4/rizon s/15/-10/

[21:09:52] & h4/rizon .quote search hammered

[21:10:29] & h4/rizon oh fuck i really did

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