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[17:07:35] & h4/rizon greetings

[17:08:02] & h4/rizon howdy

[17:08:15] & h4/rizon i'm running out of greetings here

[17:08:27] & h4/rizon dont wanna do the traditional german one

[17:08:50] & h4/rizon Gräß Gott

[17:08:53] & h4/rizon Grüß

[17:08:57] & h4/rizon fuck this keyboard lol

[17:09:11] & h4/rizon you will enjoy it

[17:09:13] & h4/rizon trust me

[17:09:33] & h4/rizon you've come to the wrong place then

[17:10:05] & h4/rizon we too try to fight boredom

[17:11:15] & h4/rizon there goes the newcomer

[17:49:35] & h4/rizon wow

[17:49:39] & h4/rizon impressive slap foxy

[17:49:43] & h4/rizon he woke up

[17:51:20] & h4/rizon stop laughing, slapped one!

[17:51:43] & h4/rizon next slap him to stop drinking

[18:06:53] & h4/rizon you should entertain me ComputerTech

[18:06:59] & h4/rizon now

[18:07:04] & h4/rizon not impressed

[18:07:34] & h4/rizon continue

[18:08:42] & h4/rizon the small city in switzerland?

[18:10:05] & h4/rizon quite some distance

[18:12:10] & h4/rizon likely

[18:12:13] & h4/rizon but who would want that?

[18:12:22] & h4/rizon der zefledderte Arsch ist nichts wert

[18:13:34] & h4/rizon please do not insult Zucchini

[18:14:09] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:14:17] & h4/rizon sucks Basti

[18:17:12] & h4/rizon german much?

[18:17:13] & h4/rizon horrible ski

[18:17:15] & h4/rizon just horrible

[18:19:02] & h4/rizon kein Ding Diggie

[18:46:10] & h4/rizon Sebastian hast du mich gerade deutsch genannt?

[18:56:28] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:56:30] & h4/rizon !reload

[18:56:31] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:57:44] & h4/rizon what?

[18:58:36] & h4/rizon obviously

[18:58:37] & h4/rizon we all do

[18:58:41] & h4/rizon legal, of course

[18:58:51] & h4/rizon .u red teaming

[18:59:42] & h4/rizon eeew

[18:59:47] & h4/rizon get that .NET shit out of here

[19:00:37] & h4/rizon what does C have to do with .NET?

[19:01:25] & h4/rizon you compare a framework to languages

[19:01:34] & h4/rizon that doesnt even make sense

[19:01:54] & h4/rizon oh wow

[19:02:03] & h4/rizon even .NETs mascot is shit

[19:02:43] & h4/rizon wow

[19:02:49] & h4/rizon unlike any other framework out there

[19:03:03] & h4/rizon and its support on anything but windows is so great

[19:03:59] & h4/rizon shaddowBroker: what specifically have you done in .NET?

[19:04:31] & h4/rizon i did have to use it some years back

[19:04:36] & h4/rizon obviously it turned out shitty

[19:04:52] & h4/rizon but i had a guy who knew the shit and told me a lot

[19:04:58] & h4/rizon but outside of work i never found any use for it

[19:05:08] & h4/rizon not even at work tbh

[19:05:16] & h4/rizon it was just a requirement

[19:06:03] & h4/rizon !bang

[19:06:15] & h4/rizon a backdoor with gui?

[19:08:43] & h4/rizon win32 api?

[19:08:47] & h4/rizon for crying out loud lol

[19:08:57] & h4/rizon that api is just garbage

[19:11:31] & h4/rizon what are you trying to achieve that requires a gui?

[19:15:08] & h4/rizon sounds windows specific

[19:15:17] & h4/rizon i am the wrong person to ask then

[19:17:31] & h4/rizon i think shaddowBroker made the mistake to consider this a tech channel

[19:17:41] & h4/rizon but he did name himself after some famous hacking group

[19:17:56] & h4/rizon or some aggressive alien from mass effect

[19:19:02] & h4/rizon wildting2: thats a syntax error btw

[19:19:09] & h4/rizon #define "computertechio.h"

[19:46:31] & h4/rizon kinda late

[19:46:40] & h4/rizon very disrespectful

[19:46:44] & h4/rizon i shall remember your name

[19:56:23] & h4/rizon screw Audi

[19:56:36] & h4/rizon Audi eats dick for breakfast

[19:58:50] & h4/rizon german always makes sense

[20:01:05] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: describe "hardening"

[20:01:06] & h4/rizon !bang

[20:01:16] & h4/rizon what specifically are you doing?

[20:01:38] & h4/rizon wow very specific

[20:01:40] & h4/rizon "multiple ways"

[20:01:41] & h4/rizon lol

[20:04:12] & h4/rizon make him

[20:04:15] & h4/rizon he wont go on his own

[20:04:56] & h4/rizon he is one lousy cunt

[20:05:27] & h4/rizon that is true

[20:05:55] & h4/rizon yes

[20:06:01] & h4/rizon Peorth is much cooler than you

[20:07:58] & h4/rizon he was a thorn in my eye for a long time

[20:18:35] & h4/rizon !duckstats

[20:31:16] & h4/rizon !bang

[20:39:09] & h4/rizon what?

[20:39:17] & h4/rizon am i invisible here?

[20:39:44] & h4/rizon please dont use my name next to this chump

[20:39:51] & h4/rizon i deserve my own line

[20:40:13] & h4/rizon hey sushi

[20:40:15] & h4/rizon oh hi sushi

[20:40:17] & h4/rizon is that you sushi?

[20:40:22] & h4/rizon hallo sushi

[20:40:42] & h4/rizon du hier und nicht in Hollywood?

[20:40:51] & h4/rizon hold on

[20:40:55] & h4/rizon are you really though?

[20:41:45] & h4/rizon stop crying

[20:41:51] & h4/rizon she died like a real man!

[20:43:18] & h4/rizon just choke him a little

[20:46:54] & h4/rizon whoa

[20:47:07] & h4/rizon how did you get to dicks walking around?

[20:47:35] & h4/rizon that's no excuse young lady!

[20:47:43] & h4/rizon house arrest for four weeks starting now

[20:48:15] & h4/rizon you will think twice before thinking about another dick again

[20:49:13] & h4/rizon liberal what?

[20:49:17] & h4/rizon do you mean to tell me

[20:49:21] & h4/rizon that women are allowed to take jobs?

[20:54:15] & h4/rizon yeah

[20:54:17] & h4/rizon alcohol does that

[20:54:23] & h4/rizon he is obviously drunk again

[20:55:03] & h4/rizon careful

[20:55:06] & h4/rizon chronic is a real og

[20:55:10] & h4/rizon small penis

[20:55:13] & h4/rizon small brain

[20:55:15] & h4/rizon but big mouth

[20:55:24] & h4/rizon oh

[20:55:26] & h4/rizon no offense though

[20:56:15] & h4/rizon i take nightmare

[20:56:21] & h4/rizon really dont want you as my friend

[20:56:27] & h4/rizon it was a tough choice however

[20:56:35] & h4/rizon i had to think about it at least 2 seconds

[20:56:50] & h4/rizon i shall try my very best

[20:56:54] & h4/rizon but i cant make any promises

[20:58:02] & h4/rizon probably your face

[20:58:04] & h4/rizon got me mad before

[20:59:00] & h4/rizon never apologize sushi-chan

[20:59:02] & h4/rizon makes you look weak

[20:59:09] & h4/rizon try to twist it so he looks guilty instead

[20:59:26] & h4/rizon perhaps think about how you are saying things next time, ChRoNiC

[20:59:29] & h4/rizon and stay out of sushis way!

[20:59:44] & h4/rizon you sweat inducing nightmare

[20:59:50] & h4/rizon you ran who?

[21:00:00] & h4/rizon look at mr. big-shot over there

[21:00:06] & h4/rizon wow

[21:00:08] & h4/rizon i am curious af

[21:00:12] & h4/rizon tell me how to act please

[21:00:16] & h4/rizon is that the advise already?

[21:00:33] & h4/rizon ooof

[21:00:38] & h4/rizon ok

[21:00:41] & h4/rizon sorry small dick

[21:00:44] & h4/rizon i shall improve

[21:00:47] & h4/rizon i dont want any trouble

[21:00:50] & h4/rizon here is my wallet too

[21:01:00] & h4/rizon wow

[21:01:07] & h4/rizon another one talking about his tremendously huuuuuge penis

[21:01:14] & h4/rizon my experience tells me it is at least 9" then

[21:01:20] & h4/rizon since guys talking about the size of their dicks

[21:01:23] & h4/rizon usually have huuuuuuuge penises

[21:01:35] & h4/rizon please post it again

[21:01:38] & h4/rizon but not here

[21:01:46] & h4/rizon send it to ComputerTech in pm

[21:01:49] & h4/rizon he will be the judge

[21:02:07] & h4/rizon relax ct, it's only a dick

[21:02:32] & h4/rizon oh ChRoNiC got no teeth

[21:02:34] & h4/rizon just a big mouth

[21:02:38] & h4/rizon thus the threats

[21:02:42] & h4/rizon and the big dick talk

[21:03:27] & h4/rizon *ERROR* !explain is not a valid command

[21:03:49] & h4/rizon so anyway

[21:03:50] & h4/rizon there we were

[21:03:54] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC and me

[21:03:58] & h4/rizon about to whip out our dicks

[21:04:03] & h4/rizon to join the huge gangbang

[21:04:08] & h4/rizon twenty sweaty men on top of each other

[21:04:17] & h4/rizon then ChRoNiC actually pulled it out

[21:04:21] & h4/rizon and we all had a great laugh

[21:04:28] & h4/rizon 8" was fake after all

[21:04:36] & h4/rizon we called him tiny for the rest of the evening

[21:04:40] & h4/rizon but in a loving gay way

[21:04:56] & h4/rizon he got really angry with his small dick energy

[21:05:03] & h4/rizon turned red, starting rampaging

[21:05:10] & h4/rizon and all the other homos kept giggling and laughing

[21:05:24] & h4/rizon we had such a blast

[21:05:29] & h4/rizon in the end we all had a blast in his face

[21:05:36] & h4/rizon he swalloed

[21:05:38] & h4/rizon *swallowed

[21:05:44] & h4/rizon we dont know whether he did it voluntarily

[21:05:53] & h4/rizon or it just went down his throat because twenty men just cum in his face

[21:06:01] & h4/rizon bad point to open the mouth Comp

[21:06:23] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC: well me and twenty gays disagree

[21:06:31] & h4/rizon you told us later you had fun

[21:06:34] & h4/rizon despite being laughed at

[21:06:40] & h4/rizon we all told you we accept your small penis

[21:06:53] & h4/rizon but we also agreed you stopped talking shit about having a huge penis

[21:07:03] & h4/rizon and here we are. You talking about some huge cock

[21:07:14] & h4/rizon right

[21:07:19] & h4/rizon we have all seen your tiny peepee though

[21:07:23] & h4/rizon it was 23°C in the room

[21:07:27] & h4/rizon cant talk shit like "it was cold"

[21:07:29] & h4/rizon bullshit

[21:07:33] & h4/rizon your balls were hanging low dude

[21:07:36] & h4/rizon they were clearly trying to cool off

[21:07:54] & h4/rizon so anyway

[21:08:05] & h4/rizon me and the guys wanna meet up for some sort of reunion

[21:08:14] & h4/rizon and you are just part of the ensemble now ChRoNiC

[21:08:21] & h4/rizon shall i just send you the ical?

[21:08:29] & h4/rizon it was chronically_gay@yahoo.com, right?

[21:08:48] & h4/rizon funny thing is

[21:08:57] & h4/rizon when i tell people that i cummed into the mouth of the guy who used to run rizon

[21:08:59] & h4/rizon they dont believe me

[21:09:07] & h4/rizon they all think he must have been some sort of real OG

[21:09:15] & h4/rizon OGs can enjoy dick too

[21:09:17] & h4/rizon is what i say

[21:09:38] & h4/rizon oh gloriously

[21:09:39] & h4/rizon :D

[21:09:51] & h4/rizon see you later homo <3

[21:10:12] & h4/rizon find me another OG then

[21:10:18] & h4/rizon they are really tacky about gay stuff

[21:10:28] & h4/rizon ChRoNiC is just one example

[21:10:33] & h4/rizon but he proved my point

[21:10:39] & h4/rizon small dick, small brain, big mouth

[21:12:10] & h4/rizon short movies are the best :P

[21:12:13] & h4/rizon gn8 sushi-chan

[21:12:44] & h4/rizon yo o/

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