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Tuesday, January 31, 2023

[03:04:42] + icopus/rizon Wow. That chatGPT just helped me with my taxes. Found out some things. lol.

[03:06:03] + icopus/rizon There are several jokes that result in humorous readouts on calculators.

[03:20:04] + icopus/rizon I don't remember the joke now, but you said, "There are (X) Americans fighting (y)(countrymen of your choice) for (Z) barrels of oil.

[03:20:05] + icopus/rizon You then entered these three numbers in the calculator and said, "If they fought for (A) years, who would get the oil?

[03:20:05] + icopus/rizon You then multiplied the previous entered number by (A).

[03:20:06] + icopus/rizon Then you turned the calc upside down and the readout read,

[03:21:58] + icopus/rizon ANYONE want the answer or is it moot without the numbers anyway???

[03:21:58] + icopus/rizon Shelloil. Shell is an American oil refinery.

[03:21:58] + icopus/rizon Ah, who care.... The answer will be.....

[03:22:06] + icopus/rizon lol, NiniGeo2.

[03:23:30] + icopus/rizon I thought it was very cool.. way beyond 'boobs'. lol. Alas, I cannot remember the numbers, not even to reverse engineer it. I'm sure there's a way, but I'm not smart enough.

[03:23:30] + icopus/rizon Yes, the 4.

[03:23:42] + icopus/rizon 71077345

[03:25:34] + icopus/rizon NiniGeo2, you've got the number backwards. Remember, the calc is turned upside down to read it.

[03:25:52] + icopus/rizon X-P

[03:26:41] + icopus/rizon YOU DID IT!

[03:27:12] + icopus/rizon 142 Amercans fighting 154 others for 69 barrels of oil fighting for 5 years!!!!!!!

[03:27:54] + icopus/rizon 14215490*5 = Shelloil

[03:27:55] + icopus/rizon lol.

[03:28:08] + icopus/rizon I typoed

[03:28:24] + icopus/rizon 14215469 * 5 = shelloil

[03:29:06] + icopus/rizon Yes, the first three numbers mentioned are simply entered into the calc.

[03:29:35] + icopus/rizon Heyya, Phone_mac. Me too.

[03:29:44] + icopus/rizon SE TX.

[03:30:24] + icopus/rizon Near those tornadoes that tore up Pasadena and Deer Park.

[03:31:12] + icopus/rizon Gotta take 10. * 5. Just kidding. I'll be back...................

[03:40:15] + icopus/rizon Another calc joke. I remember this one!

[03:40:27] + icopus/rizon Just enter the numbers as I give them to you.....

[03:40:56] + icopus/rizon Dolly Parton (google if you don't know her) visited her doc for her annual checkup.....

[03:41:16] + icopus/rizon the doc measure her tata's at 69 inches.

[03:41:25] + icopus/rizon Doc said that's to large!

[03:41:50] + icopus/rizon Take 2 of these pills 2 times a day for 2 weeks then come see me again.

[03:42:07] + icopus/rizon She did. This time they were 51 inches.

[03:42:18] + icopus/rizon you should have 6922251 in your calc.

[03:42:30] + icopus/rizon Now mult the next number.....

[03:42:58] + icopus/rizon he said the pills lose effectiveness so keep taking them as prescribed and come see me in 8 weeks.

[03:43:02] + icopus/rizon *8

[03:43:19] + icopus/rizon lol.

[03:43:34] + icopus/rizon =D

[03:43:49] + icopus/rizon Better than just typing in the words, eh?

[03:44:08] + icopus/rizon X-P

[03:44:35] + icopus/rizon Especially at bars!!!

[03:45:00] + icopus/rizon But the other patrons will be, "Look at the nerds with the calculator!"

[03:45:40] + icopus/rizon So, maybe during drinking games at home, eh?

[03:47:40] + icopus/rizon It seems like there was another, but I don't remember it AT ALL.

[03:47:44] + icopus/rizon Sorry 'bout that.

[03:48:43] + icopus/rizon But !!!

[03:48:55] + icopus/rizon There's a spider on the one dollar bill.

[03:49:04] + icopus/rizon Did you know that?

[03:49:52] + icopus/rizon https://i.redditmedia.com/Jcj634bD5jGR-s07uOYiBZYq5HRQ-njHrMYMCrJuJ28.jpg?w=1024&s=f5bc0a1fd10616004e51399b3f4f773a

[03:50:15] + icopus/rizon This is an actual cartoon type of spider printed on the bill.

[03:50:23] + icopus/rizon lmao

[03:52:06] + icopus/rizon That's funny cus tits here are manufactured. lmao

[03:52:59] + icopus/rizon Too many legs for an owl.

[03:53:52] + icopus/rizon https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.NsaChgk9YHmZSODRRMNUcQHaGa%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=c4634fba2b545186c6a88aee1d81450821a20d9e724936ce4269f1e5e143b0fa&ipo=images

[03:54:11] + icopus/rizon Maybe too many eyes for an owl too.

[03:54:13] + icopus/rizon ?

[03:54:22] + icopus/rizon IDK. I like the spider.

[03:55:07] + icopus/rizon I'm not getting the desired results in Google anymore. It's too commercial now.

[03:55:16] + icopus/rizon And I hate MS, so avoid Bing.

[03:55:31] + icopus/rizon There you go, NG!

[03:56:19] + icopus/rizon I get different results between the two.

[03:57:04] + icopus/rizon This one looks good for more tech stuff.....

[03:57:04] + icopus/rizon https://link.springer.com/

[03:57:38] + icopus/rizon I mean technical, not technology.

[03:58:07] + icopus/rizon I've not used it much, but I have found some stuff I was looking for awhile back.

[03:58:46] + icopus/rizon Nice chatting with y'all tonight. I gotta git.

[03:58:57] + icopus/rizon Hope to see y'all again soon!

[03:59:04] + icopus/rizon Thx, NG!

[03:59:27] + icopus/rizon What is that, ski?

[04:00:10] + icopus/rizon G'nite, y'all!

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