IRC Driven

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[00:10:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:13:57] ZOEboy/rizon !bang

[00:13:57] DuckHunt/rizon ZOEboy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn56.252s, which makes you a total of 59 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:21:22] Billy/rizon !cum

[00:21:42] Billy/rizon Perfect, thank you

[00:26:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:27:44] foxy/rizon !bang

[00:27:44] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -2] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:27:47] foxy/rizon !bang

[00:27:47] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -2]

[00:27:49] foxy/rizon !shop 10

[00:27:50] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 3 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[00:27:51] foxy/rizon !shop 9

[00:27:53] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[00:27:54] foxy/rizon !shop 4

[00:27:55] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 6 (duck hater).

[00:27:56] foxy/rizon !shop 8

[00:27:57] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You already own this item. It will expire in 4 hours 16 minutes and 52 seconds, 6 uses left.

[00:27:57] foxy/rizon !bang

[00:27:58] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 3/2

[00:28:00] foxy/rizon !reload

[00:28:00] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:28:01] foxy/rizon !bang

[00:28:01] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 2mn0.926s, which makes you a total of 139 ducks (including 14 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 7 (duck pest). \_X< *KWAK* [63 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

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[00:29:03] GK-KMFDM/rizon n1 foxy

[00:29:08] GK-KMFDM/rizon KILL THAT FUCKER

[00:30:09] % Direktor/rizon Unhinged.

[00:43:40] Billy/rizon I LOVE TO CONSUME HUMAN FECAL MATTER COLLECTED FROM PUBLIC RESTROOM, THIS IS MY TRUE WAY

[00:44:52] Mikoolo/rizon .quote add <&Billy> I LOVE TO CONSUME HUMAN FECAL MATTER COLLECTED FROM PUBLIC RESTROOM, THIS IS MY TRUE WAY

[00:44:52] Quotes/rizon [Quote] Added quote #328 by Mikoolo

[00:44:53] Quotes/rizon [Quote] <&Billy> I LOVE TO CONSUME HUMAN FECAL MATTER COLLECTED FROM PUBLIC RESTROOM, THIS IS MY TRUE WAY

[00:45:27] * Billy/rizon snorts

[00:45:37] * Mikoolo/rizon takes Billy's cocaine from him.

[00:45:50] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[00:45:52] Billy/rizon i havne't done any of that, first of all, and second of all you don't know where it isssssssssssssssssss

[00:46:07] Billy/rizon i hope you don't check my BuuUUuTTTT

[00:46:08] * Mikoolo/rizon checks under Billy's aquarium.

[00:46:18] Billy/rizon bro that thing is heavy

[00:46:21] Billy/rizon nope

[00:46:23] Billy/rizon but

[00:46:24] ZOEboy/rizon w 88

[00:46:26] Billy/rizon i will say you're warm as fuck

[00:46:29] Billy/rizon like

[00:46:33] * ComputerTech/rizon set mode +v ZOEboy/rizon

[00:46:38] Billy/rizon you're in the area

[00:46:49] * Mikoolo/rizon stares at Billy's toy rifle.

[00:46:54] Billy/rizon wrong direction

[00:46:58] Mikoolo/rizon o

[00:47:11] Billy/rizon THE SPEAKERS MIKOOLO

[00:47:19] Billy/rizon WE HIDE OUR DRUGS BEHIND THE FACE OF THE SPEAKER!

[00:47:46] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't that a stereotypic obvious place to hide them in?

[00:48:00] Billy/rizon well, plan b is the super secret place under my bed

[00:48:03] Mikoolo/rizon And is the first place for law enforcement to check?

[00:48:33] Billy/rizon no clue

[00:48:42] Mikoolo/rizon I would have 2 stashes. One thats "ok" to be found, and the large big one that would spell trouble.

[00:48:43] Billy/rizon but i haven't touched that coke

[00:49:07] * ComputerTech/rizon facepalms

[00:49:08] Mikoolo/rizon And have them really close to each other so sniffer dogs would be somewhat fooled.

[00:49:18] Billy/rizon yea

[00:49:21] Billy/rizon that's what cartel does now

[00:49:23] Mikoolo/rizon So cops be like "Oh Ruffus found it!"

[00:49:24] yournamehere/rizon huh

[00:49:31] ComputerTech/rizon yournamehere huh

[00:49:35] Billy/rizon they send weed through to get busted - giant stashes of weed

[00:49:43] Billy/rizon meanwhile the heroin and coke and meth slips on past

[00:49:43] yournamehere/rizon ComputerTech go to bed

[00:49:49] ComputerTech/rizon yournamehere, i might :v

[00:50:05] ComputerTech/rizon yournamehere, 🎷🐑

[00:50:14] Billy/rizon dont forget your sheep plushy flesh light combo

[00:50:15] yournamehere/rizon 🎷🐛

[00:50:27] yournamehere/rizon let him play you to sleep

[00:50:54] * Rizon/rizon set mode +ao Rebel_n00b/rizon Rebel_n00b/rizon

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[00:50:55] ComputerTech/rizon yournamehere, aw <3

[00:51:00] ComputerTech/rizon Rebel_n00b sup colby

[00:51:36] Billy/rizon you know what a cool nickname would be

[00:51:39] Billy/rizon this one

[00:51:50] kidswithguns/rizon easy does it easy does it

[00:52:38] Billy/rizon I put the ILL in bILLy cos my FLOWS SO SICK

[00:52:45] Billy/rizon i'll roll up to your crib and slap you with my DICK

[00:53:17] Billy/rizon When i'm finished i'll STILL YOUR CHICK

[00:53:30] Billy/rizon hop into the wagon cos you know i roll THICCC

[00:53:58] * Billy/rizon > dr dre

[00:54:11] ComputerTech/rizon dr dre is based

[00:54:17] Billy/rizon he stole my song!

[00:54:22] Billy/rizon it was supposed to be Still Gey

[00:54:26] Billy/rizon then he comes out with this Still Dre shit

[00:54:41] Billy/rizon .

[00:54:51] yournamehere/rizon im still gay

[00:54:56] Billy/rizon everybody knows

[00:55:04] Billy/rizon you're here you're queer and we're used to it!

[00:55:14] yournamehere/rizon oh I don't hide it

[00:55:16] yournamehere/rizon like my dick

[00:55:31] Billy/rizon im only halfgay

[00:55:34] Billy/rizon probably less

[00:55:36] Billy/rizon maybe like a quarter

[00:55:44] yournamehere/rizon gotta get them numbers up

[00:55:47] Billy/rizon I prefer the pussy but i'll suck the dick.

[00:55:52] Billy/rizon no butt stuff.

[00:55:57] ComputerTech/rizon yournamehere be so gay, his wife likes him being gay

[00:55:58] Billy/rizon (unless its a girl butt)

[00:56:00] * ComputerTech/rizon runs

[00:56:10] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[00:56:12] yournamehere/rizon im such a fag im married to a woman

[00:56:16] ComputerTech/rizon ikr

[00:56:53] ComputerTech/rizon girl butt good

[00:56:58] Billy/rizon yee

[00:57:02] Billy/rizon man dick good too

[00:57:18] Billy/rizon i've not sampled girldick

[00:57:26] Billy/rizon it's very much the rage atm though

[00:57:35] malign/rizon No such thing.

[00:57:38] malign/rizon kek

[00:57:52] * ComputerTech/rizon stab malign

[00:58:02] Billy/rizon even if that were true

[00:58:15] Billy/rizon society is going to move on as if it is a thing, regardless.

[00:58:19] Billy/rizon it's a thing, now.

[00:58:53] Billy/rizon There's no putting the cat back in the bag now

[00:58:55] Billy/rizon you know?

[01:00:01] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[01:00:20] Billy/rizon i typed clear english what's the prob bob

[01:00:57] Billy/rizon I'm trying to say

[01:01:09] Billy/rizon that

[01:01:17] Billy/rizon uh

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[01:01:29] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:01:43] Peorth/rizon /mode #computertech +b Billy

[01:01:47] Rizon/rizon [billy] Ruh-roh, ripdisk is rere.

[01:01:47] * Rizon/rizon set mode +ao Billy/rizon Billy/rizon

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[01:01:47] ComputerTech/rizon kekek

[01:01:50] ComputerTech/rizon ohai

[01:05:27] malign/rizon Billy: point being guys larping as girls does not make them women.

[01:05:58] * Rizon/rizon set mode +ao Dr_DICK/rizon Dr_DICK/rizon

[01:05:58] Rizon/rizon [Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill

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[01:06:34] Billy/rizon I felt that way at one point in time, until i saw how much dedication and work that it takes to transition, and how much pain it causes,, and all kinds of fucked up shit

[01:06:47] Billy/rizon and it's like..... pretty sure it would be EASIER for them to NOT transition, right??

[01:06:57] Billy/rizon and yet, they are absolutely compelled regardless of hardship

[01:07:04] Billy/rizon i'd call that more than larping

[01:07:40] Billy/rizon Be what you wanna be , just don't treat anyone like shit

[01:08:18] Billy/rizon People give up their entire lives - lose contact with family, have to move, and you think they do that "just to larp" ?

[01:10:18] Billy/rizon there are some people that will take advantage of the situation - but i find most people in transition to be pretty god damned sincere

[01:11:23] Billy/rizon mhm thought so.

[01:14:23] Billy/rizon VLC Now Playing: Star Trek Enterprise Season 1 Episode 08 - Breaking the Ice.avi @ Length: 44mins 20secs

[01:16:19] Billy/rizon woah man earthquake brb

[01:16:35] ComputerTech/rizon smh

[01:16:59] Billy/rizon it actually wasn't an earthquake

[01:17:10] Billy/rizon i just took my first bong rip and somebody slammed a door

[01:17:15] Billy/rizon and it only felt that way lmao

[01:17:22] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:18:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

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[01:18:17] + icopus/rizon Howdy.

[01:18:18] ComputerTech/rizon heya icopus

[01:18:26] + icopus/rizon CT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[01:18:27] Ryu/rizon !weed

[01:18:28] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:18:32] ComputerTech/rizon sup dude

[01:18:34] + icopus/rizon !bang

[01:18:34] DuckHunt/rizon icopus > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:18:37] Ryu/rizon !weed

[01:18:37] DuckHunt/rizon Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[01:18:37] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:18:37] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:18:41] Ryu/rizon !reload

[01:18:41] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[01:18:43] Ryu/rizon !weed

[01:18:44] DuckHunt/rizon *BANG* xO' Pikachu just get shot by accident by Ryu. [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[01:18:49] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:18:50] Ryu/rizon ComputerTech

[01:18:53] Ryu/rizon rearm me Please

[01:18:54] ComputerTech/rizon !rearm Ryu

[01:18:55] + icopus/rizon CT, you missed me yesterday.

[01:18:56] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech returns Ryu's gun to him.

[01:18:59] Ryu/rizon !weed

[01:18:59] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[01:19:00] ComputerTech/rizon icopus i did? :o

[01:19:03] Billy/rizon !bang

[01:19:03] DuckHunt/rizon Billy > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:19:15] + icopus/rizon I was here!

[01:19:16] Ryu/rizon !reload

[01:19:19] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > You are not armed.

[01:19:26] ComputerTech/rizon icopus, and the day before it?

[01:19:34] + icopus/rizon We told jokes and had some laughs.

[01:19:34] ComputerTech/rizon i saw you the other day hehe

[01:19:42] ComputerTech/rizon oh

[01:19:49] * ComputerTech/rizon hugs icopus

[01:19:52] ComputerTech/rizon how're ya today?

[01:19:53] + icopus/rizon Yes, we saw each other a couple of days ago.

[01:19:54] * ComputerTech/rizon set mode +v icopus/rizon

[01:20:15] + icopus/rizon icopus hugs ComputerTech

[01:20:25] ComputerTech/rizon try /me hugs ComputerTech

[01:20:26] ComputerTech/rizon :)

[01:20:39] * icopus/rizon hugs ComputerTech

[01:20:46] ComputerTech/rizon there ya go!

[01:20:47] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[01:20:50] + icopus/rizon What, you didn't feel the first hug? lol.

[01:20:58] + icopus/rizon X-P

[01:21:05] ComputerTech/rizon well on irc you gotta use /me

[01:21:06] Ryu/rizon the first hug had no emotion to it

[01:21:07] ComputerTech/rizon hehe :P

[01:21:14] ComputerTech/rizon Ryu lol

[01:21:24] + icopus/rizon Ryu, I had my eyes closed.

[01:21:31] ComputerTech/rizon xD

[01:21:37] Ryu/rizon thats prolly how you ended up picking his nose

[01:21:38] Ahsoka/rizon Like this

[01:21:44] ComputerTech/rizon hehe

[01:22:04] * Ahsoka/rizon kicks ComputerTech In the balls

[01:22:08] + icopus/rizon Ear wax. I avoided the ear wax.

[01:22:15] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:22:25] + icopus/rizon ;D

[01:22:30] ComputerTech/rizon .w

[01:22:32] Internets/rizon :: Dungannon, GB :: Conditions Broken Clouds :: Temperature 4.73C / 40.514F :: Pressure 1020mb :: Humidity 78% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/2650729 ::

[01:22:42] + icopus/rizon CT, you missed the calculator jokes I was telling.

[01:22:43] ComputerTech/rizon weather getting more warm :p

[01:22:47] ComputerTech/rizon orlly

[01:22:56] + icopus/rizon Getting colder here.

[01:23:07] ComputerTech/rizon it's like -2C in Texas during the day?

[01:23:16] * Ahsoka/rizon sets ComputerTech on fire

[01:23:22] Ryu/rizon thats funny

[01:23:24] + icopus/rizon lol. Not quite that cold where I'm at.

[01:23:32] * ComputerTech/rizon cums on Ahsoka

[01:23:37] Ahsoka/rizon XD

[01:23:41] ComputerTech/rizon icopus, i always thought texas was super hot

[01:23:46] + icopus/rizon We're too near the coast for this one to freeze us.

[01:23:49] Ryu/rizon I'm more north than texas and it is only 18F with A real feel of 10F

[01:23:54] ComputerTech/rizon Ah fair

[01:24:06] + icopus/rizon Texas does get super hot, but it's not ALWAYS hot. lol.

[01:24:15] + icopus/rizon We have a good winter too.

[01:24:40] + icopus/rizon It was a little below freezing there just before Xmas.

[01:24:49] + icopus/rizon here... not there.

[01:24:50] ComputerTech/rizon I assumed i used to be always hot during winter too lmao

[01:24:52] + icopus/rizon shhesh

[01:25:02] Peorth/rizon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413966986213851136/1070120279872897115/RDT_20230131_1528433369889424958910760.jpg

[01:25:09] + icopus/rizon It can get warm before each cold front.

[01:25:16] ComputerTech/rizon Peorth LOL

[01:25:19] ComputerTech/rizon omg

[01:25:33] + icopus/rizon We can swing as much as 20 degrees F during the winter months.

[01:25:34] * ComputerTech/rizon cringes eyes at the thought of a cockring being pulled off

[01:25:36] ComputerTech/rizon ;\

[01:25:45] ComputerTech/rizon icopus oh damn

[01:26:00] ComputerTech/rizon maybe i was thinking of like Florida and Louisiana kinda weather i guess

[01:26:09] ComputerTech/rizon more moist

[01:26:12] + icopus/rizon Like right now, it's 36F. This sunday is supposed to be 71F.

[01:26:49] + icopus/rizon You need a F to C converter here. lol.

[01:26:58] c0ded/rizon yo

[01:27:01] Ryu/rizon I like it when it rains here in Ohio, doesn't smell like fish, but in FL when it rained a lot of the time you could swear you smell fish

[01:27:01] + icopus/rizon And a C to F, of course.

[01:27:04] ComputerTech/rizon you got .cc

[01:27:08] ComputerTech/rizon .cc 71F in C

[01:27:09] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 71 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to degrees Celsius = 21.67 °C (degrees Celsius)

[01:27:10] + icopus/rizon yo, c0ded

[01:27:13] ComputerTech/rizon icopus ^

[01:27:59] Ryu/rizon By The Way nice to meet you icopus

[01:28:00] + icopus/rizon Ryu, I imagine the rain comes mostly from the great lakes? While the Gulf Coast brings rains to the coastal states.

[01:28:10] c0ded/rizon meh, kinda a shitty day

[01:28:12] c0ded/rizon tbh

[01:28:26] + icopus/rizon Thx, CT!

[01:28:30] ComputerTech/rizon <3

[01:28:39] Ryu/rizon there are fish in the lakes to, just saying it doesn't smell like fish when it rains here

[01:28:54] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:28:56] + icopus/rizon Twenty miles north of us tonight will be around 0C.

[01:29:02] + icopus/rizon We'll be around ....

[01:29:18] + icopus/rizon .cc 35 to C

[01:29:19] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 35 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to degrees Celsius = 1.667 °C (degrees Celsius)

[01:29:29] + icopus/rizon 1.6C

[01:29:30] + icopus/rizon lol.

[01:29:36] ComputerTech/rizon gotta do

[01:29:41] ComputerTech/rizon .cc 35f in C

[01:29:42] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 35 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to degrees Celsius = 1.667 °C (degrees Celsius)

[01:29:47] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[01:30:06] + icopus/rizon ooooh. But it worked anyway for me. Smart script!

[01:30:18] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:30:26] ComputerTech/rizon neat

[01:30:37] + icopus/rizon And it will slowly warm up to 71F this Sunday.

[01:30:42] + icopus/rizon .cc 71f to cc

[01:30:43] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 71 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to cubic centimeters = (incompatible units)

[01:30:47] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:30:49] + icopus/rizon mmmm.

[01:30:55] ComputerTech/rizon gotta do not cc

[01:30:56] ComputerTech/rizon but C

[01:30:58] ComputerTech/rizon :)

[01:31:01] + icopus/rizon .cc 71f in C

[01:31:02] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 71 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to degrees Celsius = 21.67 °C (degrees Celsius)

[01:31:05] ComputerTech/rizon yeah

[01:31:07] + icopus/rizon there it is!

[01:31:22] + icopus/rizon Anyway, that's quite a difference is a few days, eh?

[01:31:26] ComputerTech/rizon Aye

[01:31:39] + icopus/rizon So, our winters are real temperature roller coasters.

[01:33:50] ComputerTech/rizon nice

[01:33:54] ComputerTech/rizon snow good

[01:33:56] ComputerTech/rizon :P

[01:34:06] + icopus/rizon The record high for today was 83F.

[01:34:07] + icopus/rizon .cc 83f to cc

[01:34:07] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 83 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to cubic centimeters = (incompatible units)

[01:34:16] ComputerTech/rizon not cc

[01:34:17] + icopus/rizon .cc 83f in cc

[01:34:17] ComputerTech/rizon but C

[01:34:17] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 83 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to cubic centimeters = (incompatible units)

[01:34:22] ComputerTech/rizon :P

[01:34:22] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:34:24] + icopus/rizon Just C?

[01:34:31] ComputerTech/rizon .cc 83f in C

[01:34:32] + icopus/rizon .cc 83F in c

[01:34:32] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 83 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to degrees Celsius = 28.33 °C (degrees Celsius)

[01:34:33] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 83 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to degrees Celsius = 28.33 °C (degrees Celsius)

[01:34:33] ComputerTech/rizon like that

[01:34:35] ComputerTech/rizon yeah

[01:34:37] + icopus/rizon lol.

[01:34:44] ComputerTech/rizon hehe

[01:34:56] + icopus/rizon The record low for today was 10F.

[01:34:57] + icopus/rizon .cc 10f in c

[01:34:57] Internets/rizon [W|A] convert 10 °F (degrees Fahrenheit) to degrees Celsius = -12.22 °C (degrees Celsius)

[01:35:04] c0ded/rizon hmm

[01:35:11] + icopus/rizon Hugh diff, eh?

[01:35:18] ComputerTech/rizon Definitely

[01:35:24] ComputerTech/rizon .fc

[01:35:29] ComputerTech/rizon .f

[01:35:30] Internets/rizon :: Dungannon, GB :: Wednesday Broken Clouds 6C / 43F 5C / 42F :: Thursday Light Rain 6C / 44F 6C / 42F :: Friday Light Rain 6C / 43F 6C / 43F :: Saturday Light Rain 6C / 44F 6C / 44F ::

[01:35:34] ComputerTech/rizon mmm

[01:35:37] + icopus/rizon There really is no 'normal' here on any given winter day.

[01:35:45] + icopus/rizon Summer.... yeah, normal is just hot.

[01:36:54] + icopus/rizon CT, are into Calculator jokes?

[01:37:02] ComputerTech/rizon sue

[01:37:03] ComputerTech/rizon sure

[01:37:07] + icopus/rizon Where numbers spell words?

[01:37:18] + icopus/rizon Do you know Dolly Parton?

[01:37:18] ComputerTech/rizon haven't heard many

[01:37:21] ComputerTech/rizon but give me one

[01:37:24] ComputerTech/rizon i do

[01:37:36] + icopus/rizon Great! Got your calc ready?

[01:37:53] ComputerTech/rizon Yep

[01:38:06] + icopus/rizon Dolly Parton went to her doc for her annual checkup.

[01:38:29] ComputerTech/rizon mhm

[01:38:33] + icopus/rizon Doc takes measurements. Tells her her tata's are way too big!

[01:38:40] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:38:43] + icopus/rizon Now start entering the number I give you.

[01:38:52] ComputerTech/rizon okay

[01:39:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:39:08] Ryu/rizon !weed

[01:39:10] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > You are not armed.

[01:39:16] ComputerTech/rizon !rearm Ryu

[01:39:17] DuckHunt/rizon ComputerTech returns Ryu's gun to him.

[01:39:22] Ryu/rizon Thank You

[01:39:23] Ryu/rizon !weed

[01:39:24] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 23.567s, which makes you a total of 7 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:39:24] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a ducks detector ! You will be warned by a notice when the next duck soars.

[01:39:28] ComputerTech/rizon np

[01:39:29] + icopus/rizon He measures her at 69 inches.

[01:39:34] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[01:39:46] + icopus/rizon Tells her to take 2 of these pills 2 times a day and return in 2 weeks.

[01:39:55] + icopus/rizon So enter 69222.

[01:40:12] + icopus/rizon On her return, she measures 51 inches.

[01:40:17] + icopus/rizon 6922251.

[01:40:29] + icopus/rizon The next number you'll multiply by.

[01:40:56] + icopus/rizon He tells her the pills loose effectiveness so take them for another 8 weeks and return.

[01:41:13] + icopus/rizon Your calc is what the doc found on her return.

[01:41:53] ComputerTech/rizon so multiply 6922251 by 8 then?

[01:41:58] + icopus/rizon yes

[01:42:17] + icopus/rizon Turn your calc upside down to read it.

[01:42:46] + icopus/rizon You should have 55378008.

[01:42:53] ComputerTech/rizon LOL

[01:43:02] + icopus/rizon =D

[01:43:10] ComputerTech/rizon lmao that's a good one ngl

[01:43:11] ComputerTech/rizon xD

[01:43:20] + icopus/rizon =D

[01:43:36] + icopus/rizon Better than just typing in the word, eh?

[01:43:41] + icopus/rizon More fun

[01:43:46] ComputerTech/rizon yah

[01:43:51] ComputerTech/rizon for sure :p

[01:44:02] ComputerTech/rizon erm i'll brb, gimme a few

[01:44:10] + icopus/rizon Okay.

[01:44:48] + icopus/rizon I have another on your return.

[01:45:34] + icopus/rizon Sorry you had to read that again, Ryu.

[01:46:44] Ryu/rizon its all good

[01:48:11] + icopus/rizon Ryu, do the lakes smell like fish?

[01:48:42] + icopus/rizon probably a dumbass question.

[01:48:52] Ryu/rizon a bit yes

[01:49:17] + icopus/rizon Ryu, would you like to tell the fight for oil calc joke to CT?

[01:49:35] Ryu/rizon iy does smell like fish to me when you get out on the water, and sometimes if yer near the lake and it rains, it may smell fishy but not bad

[01:49:46] Ryu/rizon the ocean though, man oh man them fish smell

[01:49:59] Ryu/rizon no you can

[01:50:58] + icopus/rizon I've heard that from others. I guess I'm used to it having lived around here all my life so far.

[01:51:20] + icopus/rizon But when I visit the coast, yeah, I can smell it then.

[01:53:56] + icopus/rizon Anyone notice that most major things in your life, you'll celebrate it's anniversary? Like a wedding anniversary. But every year, we have a birth day. No, it's a birth anniversary. We're born only once.

[01:55:51] + icopus/rizon Every time I'm ready for the duck, it don't show.

[01:56:12] + icopus/rizon I've shot at it only twice so far.

[01:56:17] + icopus/rizon Total!

[01:57:01] + icopus/rizon +DuckHunt

[01:57:01] komputer/rizon icopus: Error: "DuckHunt" is not a valid command.

[01:57:03] * Rizon/rizon set mode +ao Pleiades/rizon Pleiades/rizon

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[01:57:12] + icopus/rizon Trying to make it happen. lol.

[01:57:18] + icopus/rizon I've never shot a duck.

[01:57:42] + icopus/rizon Hi, Pleiades.

[01:58:18] + icopus/rizon Anyone know if batman still comes here?

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[01:58:46] + icopus/rizon Welcome, rebel.

[01:58:56] Ryu/rizon I heard he may be in jail right now

[01:59:07] + icopus/rizon Seriously?

[01:59:17] Ryu/rizon yes

[01:59:25] Ryu/rizon its been awhile since he been here

[01:59:38] + icopus/rizon Wow. Yes, I've not seen him in some time.

[01:59:39] Ryu/rizon like 70+ days gone

[01:59:53] malign/rizon That temper fucked him over yet again.

[01:59:53] + icopus/rizon Wow. Any other info like why?

[02:00:02] Ryu/rizon I wasnt told that

[02:00:07] Ryu/rizon just that he may be in jail

[02:00:20] Ryu/rizon guess he has done this before from what it sounds

[02:00:22] + icopus/rizon malign, what do you know?

[02:00:57] malign/rizon Nothing currently. This is going by what he has said over the years.

[02:01:17] + icopus/rizon Had a temper here? In this garden of eden?!?

[02:01:45] malign/rizon irl != online.

[02:01:48] malign/rizon :P

[02:01:54] * Rizon/rizon set mode +ao Pleiades/rizon Pleiades/rizon

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[02:02:20] + icopus/rizon Okay, I don't know what that means. I'm not a coder.

[02:03:19] + icopus/rizon Okay, I'm going to take 10. I'll be back.

[02:03:24] malign/rizon Sometimes IRL is a different dimension to one's online presence.

[02:03:26] Ryu/rizon OK

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[02:15:00] little_mac/rizon hi

[02:15:18] Ryu/rizon hello

[02:21:27] + icopus/rizon I'm back.

[02:21:37] + icopus/rizon For whatever that's worth.

[02:21:40] malign/rizon I'm front.

[02:21:41] malign/rizon kek

[02:21:45] + icopus/rizon Where's that damn duck?

[02:21:47] malign/rizon 🤪

[02:22:00] + icopus/rizon I have returned. lol.

[02:22:46] Ryu/rizon you missed it earlier, DuckHunt flaked out and spit out like 4 ducks

[02:22:55] + icopus/rizon Oh, man!

[02:23:03] + icopus/rizon How many hits?

[02:23:19] + icopus/rizon Did all shooters get a kill?

[02:23:58] + icopus/rizon Was it real busy here then? I wonder if that has something to do with it.

[02:24:18] + icopus/rizon Because when it's dead here, so is DuckHunt.

[02:24:22] Ryu/rizon I Don't Know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ he had to restart it because of lag

[02:24:36] + icopus/rizon Ooooh. I see.

[02:25:03] + icopus/rizon Where's a duck when you're ready for one. (sigh)

[02:34:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:34:22] PapaFrog/rizon !bang

[02:34:22] DuckHunt/rizon PapaFrog > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 22.03s, which makes you a total of 48 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:34:30] PapaFrog/rizon icopus: Right there.

[02:36:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:36:56] Ryu/rizon !weed

[02:36:56] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[02:36:59] Ryu/rizon !reload

[02:36:59] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[02:37:02] Ryu/rizon !weed

[02:37:02] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[02:37:03] Ryu/rizon !reload

[02:37:03] DuckHunt/rizon Ryu > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[02:37:06] Ryu/rizon !weed

[02:37:06] DuckHunt/rizon *BANG* xO' wofmobile just get shot by accident by Ryu. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[02:37:11] Ryu/rizon oh Bull Shit

[02:37:21] Ryu/rizon ComputerTech rearm me Please

[02:37:29] Peorth/rizon lol

[02:37:33] Peorth/rizon !rearm ryzen

[02:37:34] Peorth/rizon er

[02:37:34] DuckHunt/rizon ryzen already has a gun and looks at Peorth without understanding.

[02:37:37] Peorth/rizon !rearm Ryu

[02:37:38] Peorth/rizon smh

[02:37:39] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth returns Ryu's gun to him.

[02:37:48] Ryu/rizon ty'

[02:39:23] franstam/rizon hi

[02:39:49] Ryu/rizon hi

[02:41:01] DuckHunt/rizon The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[02:41:26] franstam/rizon fuggggg

[02:41:29] franstam/rizon !pet

[02:43:57] c0ded/rizon yo

[03:03:44] + icopus/rizon Step away and the ducks return. (sigh)

[03:04:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:04:07] + icopus/rizon !bang

[03:04:07] DuckHunt/rizon icopus > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[03:04:14] + icopus/rizon Oh brother.

[03:04:51] + icopus/rizon ?duckhunt

[03:04:56] + icopus/rizon ?DuckHunt

[03:05:03] + icopus/rizon .help DuckHunt

[03:05:03] UNOBot/rizon Check the following link to know how to play UNO with me: https://uno.kthx.at

[03:05:51] + icopus/rizon See there. I'm no good at ANY game. lol.

[03:06:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:06:04] + icopus/rizon !bang

[03:06:05] DuckHunt/rizon icopus > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN

[03:06:20] + icopus/rizon Well unjam the damn thing.

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[03:06:40] + icopus/rizon Reload

[03:06:48] + icopus/rizon +Reload

[03:06:48] komputer/rizon icopus: Error: You don't have the owner capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.

[03:07:01] + icopus/rizon Getting closer. lol.

[03:07:16] + icopus/rizon +DuckHunt Reload

[03:07:17] komputer/rizon icopus: Error: "DuckHunt" is not a valid command.

[03:08:21] + icopus/rizon !help DuckHunt

[03:08:21] DuckHunt/rizon [Duck Hunt commands] !help, !bang, !reload, !shop, !topduck, !duckstats, !lastduck

[03:08:23] gizmo [Help] Unknown command 'duckhunt'

[03:08:28] + icopus/rizon !reload

[03:08:28] DuckHunt/rizon icopus > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2

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