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[00:23:30] % Direktor/rizon Psh

[00:23:36] % Direktor/rizon Ban everyone

[00:23:38] % Direktor/rizon Nuke the chan

[09:00:36] % Direktor/rizon tyil: install Gentoo

[09:02:03] % Direktor/rizon Gentoo: I'm memeing, since he's constantly shilling me to install you

[09:02:26] % Direktor/rizon And I'm just like:

[09:02:28] % Direktor/rizon https://mako.cc/copyrighteous/images/lookalike_rms_zoran.png

[09:03:09] % Direktor/rizon I could never install un-proprietary software

[09:03:14] % Direktor/rizon I shill that shit for a living, fam

[09:03:44] % Direktor/rizon Based

[09:03:50] % Direktor/rizon Which part

[09:04:19] % Direktor/rizon The kernel?

[09:05:00] % Direktor/rizon tyil: Because I don't use chetnik software

[09:05:44] % Direktor/rizon I'll never understand linux users

[09:05:55] % Direktor/rizon It's like you people WANT to live life on hard mode

[09:07:11] % Direktor/rizon >Muh freedoms

[09:07:15] % Direktor/rizon Bah

[09:07:29] % Direktor/rizon Bro, just buy some of my softwares and earn me bonuses, pls

[09:07:30] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[09:07:57] % Direktor/rizon Meh

[09:08:11] % Direktor/rizon I deal in cybersecurity now

[09:08:41] % Direktor/rizon As consultancy services? Yes

[09:10:02] % Direktor/rizon Hmmm

[09:10:22] % Direktor/rizon I see 2 linux fags about to throw down

[09:10:29] % Direktor/rizon In the name of Zoran Radovanovic, Chetnik

[09:11:23] % Direktor/rizon If it doesn't have a patent, copyright and an active contractual agreement;

[09:11:27] % Direktor/rizon I don't deal with that shit

[09:15:44] % Direktor/rizon Would you two engage in like a proper fistfight

[09:15:45] % Direktor/rizon Irl

[09:15:54] % Direktor/rizon On who's running "free-er" software

[09:16:28] % Direktor/rizon Hmmm, debate

[09:17:57] % Direktor/rizon It's so ironic you two are not getting on well

[09:18:26] % Direktor/rizon Show's the true nature of linux users, I suppose

[09:18:39] % Direktor/rizon Just run windows, fam

[09:18:49] % Direktor/rizon Windows server 2022, sql express, vm player

[09:18:54] % Direktor/rizon That's it

[09:19:07] % Direktor/rizon yournamehere: KEK

[09:19:10] % Direktor/rizon Absolute mongos

[09:19:30] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[09:19:42] % Direktor/rizon Bro, I'm a solution specialist for software

[09:19:44] % Direktor/rizon Tech-Sales

[09:19:56] % Direktor/rizon I make good money off shilling software

[09:20:14] % Direktor/rizon You're RP-ing a mini-Stallman

[09:21:48] % Direktor/rizon There should be a command for that

[09:21:54] % Direktor/rizon Kiwiirc remembers the chans

[09:25:02] % Direktor/rizon Meh, time for a Tschick

[09:25:15] % Direktor/rizon Thanks for providing morning enjoyment, linux-tards

[09:25:18] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[09:32:04] % Direktor/rizon Ohai Ahsoka

[09:32:09] % Direktor/rizon Peorth: based

[09:32:52] % Direktor/rizon >Hail

[09:32:59] % Direktor/rizon Absolute mongo schizo

[09:33:23] % Direktor/rizon tyil: Do give us an opinion lmfao

[09:33:28] % Direktor/rizon I enjoy zis

[09:33:45] % Direktor/rizon It's like pitting two autistic gladiators against each other

[09:33:53] % Direktor/rizon tyil: Based. I'm on holidays

[09:34:11] % Direktor/rizon Gentoo: You give off that vibe, ngl

[09:35:30] % Direktor/rizon >Has cats

[09:35:35] % Direktor/rizon Topkek

[09:36:08] % Direktor/rizon Uuu Visitenkarten

[09:36:13] % Direktor/rizon Gotta order me thems

[09:36:33] % Direktor/rizon So I can use my gold plated card holder

[09:37:14] % Direktor/rizon Yes

[09:37:24] % Direktor/rizon Still worth more than your Linux's

[09:45:57] % Direktor/rizon PFAHAHHA

[09:46:03] % Direktor/rizon Had one of the funniest exchanges now

[09:46:16] % Direktor/rizon Tried to make fun of our marketing dude

[09:46:23] % Direktor/rizon Since he uses "they/them" pronouns

[09:46:32] % Direktor/rizon And my colleague is like "I don't get it"

[09:46:37] % Direktor/rizon >Explain what it means

[09:46:42] % Direktor/rizon "???"

[09:46:46] % Direktor/rizon "Speak German please"

[09:46:48] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[09:47:26] % Direktor/rizon Then he asked me "Are you planning on becoming a trannie now"

[09:47:28] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[09:47:45] % Direktor/rizon Who says Germans don't have a sense of humor

[09:48:10] % Direktor/rizon Told him "Forget it, forgot you and the other dude come from an age, where the world was normal"

[10:06:47] % Direktor/rizon tyil?

[10:06:53] % Direktor/rizon Was the gentleman in the wrong?

[10:07:28] % Direktor/rizon Nani?

[10:12:38] % Direktor/rizon Mein Gott :')

[10:12:41] % Direktor/rizon Ohai Frogorg

[10:16:27] % Direktor/rizon The linux unabomber

[10:16:57] % Direktor/rizon Society has regressed with all this misuse of proprietary technology

[10:17:08] % Direktor/rizon We must all return to terminals and use shit with console commands

[10:19:48] % Direktor/rizon >Less free

[10:19:51] % Direktor/rizon tyil: ?

[10:22:21] % Direktor/rizon Much freedoms

[10:30:20] % Direktor/rizon Peorth: Fucking do it next time

[10:30:37] % Direktor/rizon Gentoo: M-muh loicenses

[10:30:45] % Direktor/rizon You'd make an excellent software sales account manager

[10:30:52] % Direktor/rizon Want to apply?

[10:33:48] % Direktor/rizon Thefuck are those

[10:33:52] % Direktor/rizon Nigga we do homeoffice

[10:34:52] % Direktor/rizon Check the license on that, Gentoo

[11:28:00] % Direktor/rizon I was taking a shower

[11:28:11] % Direktor/rizon The exchange between you dudes didn't dissapoint

[11:28:14] % Direktor/rizon Please keep going lmfao

[11:37:18] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kZ-ZsVNm54

[11:37:20] % Direktor/rizon YOOOO

[11:37:26] % Direktor/rizon New Tsukuba Circuit record!

[11:37:30] % Direktor/rizon AND IT'S A EVO

[11:43:30] % Direktor/rizon :|

[20:04:59] % Direktor/rizon Ohai Spookan

[20:05:19] % Direktor/rizon Servus h4

[20:05:45] % Direktor/rizon Spookan: Nm, m8. Was in Offenbach today

[20:05:50] % Direktor/rizon First and hopefully last time

[20:05:57] % Direktor/rizon Goddamn Ausländer Zentrale

[20:06:02] % Direktor/rizon Ohai ski

[20:06:08] % Direktor/rizon Wbu Spookan

[20:06:24] % Direktor/rizon h4: Stell dir vor; 200 KM umsonnst zu fahren

[20:06:36] % Direktor/rizon 2/2 angeschauten Autos hatten Zylinderkopfdichtung Schaden

[20:06:38] % Direktor/rizon Oida

[20:06:47] % Direktor/rizon Mit'm Auto

[20:06:57] % Direktor/rizon Spookan: Based

[20:07:09] % Direktor/rizon h4: Buddy was out looking to buy a car

[20:07:27] % Direktor/rizon Him, a turk, tried to do business with turks

[20:07:34] % Direktor/rizon And I was like "Neeein, nicht mit die Türken"

[20:07:56] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[20:07:57] % Direktor/rizon True

[20:08:08] % Direktor/rizon Bro, if we even got to proper haggling

[20:08:13] % Direktor/rizon It'd be aight

[20:08:14] % Direktor/rizon Sweet

[20:08:17] % Direktor/rizon BUT BOTH CARS

[20:08:22] % Direktor/rizon Spitting so much coolant

[20:08:40] % Direktor/rizon War fertig mit'm Leben, eh, sag ich dir

[20:08:47] % Direktor/rizon Nah, 2500 - 3500

[20:08:59] % Direktor/rizon Mini cooper

[20:09:03] % Direktor/rizon And toyota aygo

[20:09:20] % Direktor/rizon 2.6

[20:09:25] % Direktor/rizon Kannst zwoamal sag'n

[20:09:33] % Direktor/rizon War aber ein Piefke

[20:09:46] % Direktor/rizon LUL

[20:09:46] % Direktor/rizon Kleiner ist Ex-Bund, mag studieren gehen

[20:10:00] % Direktor/rizon First I told him "Sorry to hear that"

[20:10:08] % Direktor/rizon Then told him "You made the right Lebensentscheidung"

[20:10:37] % Direktor/rizon Anyways, afk, gonna go eat lasagna leftovers and ponder over life

[20:10:40] % Direktor/rizon Ana warte

[20:10:44] % Direktor/rizon Wie geht's dir heid, h4

[20:10:52] % Direktor/rizon Sag erst, gehe dann

[20:11:17] % Direktor/rizon Heid (heute)

[20:11:40] % Direktor/rizon Na sicher

[20:11:49] % Direktor/rizon Welche Regeln denn

[20:11:56] % Direktor/rizon Wat los

[20:11:59] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[20:12:01] % Direktor/rizon HAHAHA

[20:12:07] % Direktor/rizon Du Alman-Piefke

[20:12:11] % Direktor/rizon Dachte du hast Probleme

[20:12:16] % Direktor/rizon Du SUCHST nur Probleme

[20:13:25] % Direktor/rizon >Says statement

[20:13:29] % Direktor/rizon >Gets kicked

[20:13:36] % Direktor/rizon >By the person reaffirming his statement

[20:13:39] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[20:13:42] % Direktor/rizon Based autists

[20:13:53] % Direktor/rizon Now I go eat, later

[20:39:36] % Direktor/rizon Glad to see her doing better.

[20:51:52] % Direktor/rizon https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1675367532190489.jpg

[20:51:52] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[21:02:19] % Direktor/rizon Smh, so much hate

[21:02:33] % Direktor/rizon Wish people would be more tolerant

[21:02:38] % Direktor/rizon Like me :^]

[21:09:37] % Direktor/rizon I wish morel inux users joined

[21:09:41] % Direktor/rizon *more linux

[21:09:57] % Direktor/rizon ..Nah, you're too smart, kid

[21:10:09] % Direktor/rizon I need debian, centOS type of retards

[21:10:12] % Direktor/rizon Gentoo users

[21:10:53] % Direktor/rizon Excellent, that's

[21:10:57] % Direktor/rizon 4

[21:11:12] % Direktor/rizon I'll find the right timing to spark a debate again

[21:11:19] % Direktor/rizon Not tonight, though

[21:11:51] % Direktor/rizon That exchange between gentoo and tyil was like top 5 kek moments I witnessed in the last few years on irc

[21:12:12] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: Pft, Lauch

[21:12:16] % Direktor/rizon Put on some weight first

[21:12:32] % Direktor/rizon And don't give me an excuse to get a metal plate operated into my left hand too

[21:12:39] % Direktor/rizon Or matter of fact; please do

[21:12:47] % Direktor/rizon LUL

[21:12:59] % Direktor/rizon "I-I'mma call muh daaad on you"

[21:13:43] % Direktor/rizon Still can't fathom the fact that I knocked 2 dudes out cold on the streets

[21:13:46] % Direktor/rizon With 3 witnesses

[21:13:48] % Direktor/rizon And police

[21:13:54] % Direktor/rizon And got off without any punishment

[21:14:09] % Direktor/rizon I gave out sandwiches

[21:14:12] % Direktor/rizon Knuckle sandwiches

[21:14:16] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[21:14:48] % Direktor/rizon I've activated love train

[21:15:04] % Direktor/rizon All my misfortune shall be redirected unto others~

[21:17:21] % Direktor/rizon :c

[21:17:23] % Direktor/rizon Bruh moment

[21:18:24] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAfFhaA3sIM

[21:18:28] % Direktor/rizon Good leitmotif

[21:18:37] % Direktor/rizon But can't understand shit what'S happening

[21:18:44] % Direktor/rizon If you didn't read part 7

[21:24:15] % Direktor/rizon superkuh: based

[21:24:41] % Direktor/rizon Love train is like the reverse of oingo boingo

[21:25:11] % Direktor/rizon Imagine walking forward

[21:25:24] % Direktor/rizon And all of a sudden, the earth malforms to make a quicker route for you to get from A to B

[21:25:31] % Direktor/rizon That's love train

[21:25:57] % Direktor/rizon All attacks are redirected

[21:26:29] % Direktor/rizon Only infinite spin from Johnny could pierce love train

[21:26:40] % Direktor/rizon But infinite spin is like top 3 Jojo abilities

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