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[21:12:44] % Direktor/rizon Wie schiach

[21:12:51] % Direktor/rizon Der stinkige Fischkopp h4

[21:13:04] % Direktor/rizon >Arbeitsscheuer

[21:13:15] % Direktor/rizon I put in more work in a day than you do in a week :^]

[21:13:31] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[21:13:34] % Direktor/rizon Wheeze

[21:13:38] % Direktor/rizon Based parasite

[21:14:07] % Direktor/rizon Bro

[21:14:11] % Direktor/rizon Are you telling me

[21:14:15] % Direktor/rizon You work at the Arbeitsamt?

[21:14:48] % Direktor/rizon Which Behörde do you parasite my tax monies fr-

[21:14:50] % Direktor/rizon I mean

[21:14:55] % Direktor/rizon Which Behörde do you work at?

[21:15:08] % Direktor/rizon AMINA KOYUM

[21:15:10] % Direktor/rizon KYS

[21:15:16] % Direktor/rizon REE BAN THIS NIGGA

[21:15:44] % Direktor/rizon Away, Satanus

[21:15:51] % Direktor/rizon Pft pft pft pft

[21:16:01] % Direktor/rizon Ah ok

[21:16:04] % Direktor/rizon IT at Finanzamt

[21:16:08] % Direktor/rizon Barely saved

[21:16:24] % Direktor/rizon Btw based befirending your Sachbearbeiterin

[21:16:30] % Direktor/rizon I had a very amicable relationship with mine

[21:16:38] % Direktor/rizon Since she was only dedicated to business and IT people

[21:16:40] % Direktor/rizon Same

[21:16:55] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[21:17:14] % Direktor/rizon Toppest kek

[21:17:20] % Direktor/rizon Absolute mongos

[21:17:44] % Direktor/rizon Mine told me "Es tut mir leid, Herr -me-, dass ich Ihnen überhaupt diese Stellen verschicken muss"

[21:18:03] % Direktor/rizon "Ich werde ehrlich sein; wir KÖNNEN Ihnen keinen Job bei solchem Verdienst finden"

[21:18:53] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[21:19:11] % Direktor/rizon They coulda've helped there

[21:19:20] % Direktor/rizon But I kind of understood them at my position

[21:19:29] % Direktor/rizon 160k € brutto min. is a bit challenging

[21:19:32] % Direktor/rizon Through Arbeitsamt

[21:20:02] % Direktor/rizon Yup

[21:20:10] % Direktor/rizon Arbeitsamt is there, unfortunately, for ze Ausländer

[21:20:17] % Direktor/rizon And that's why all the staff are pissed

[21:20:50] % Direktor/rizon Who needs Arbeitsamt, when you got Linkedin and recruiters

[21:21:09] % Direktor/rizon Arbeitsamt is literally there to pay me my 2300€ netto when I get fired again

[21:21:25] % Direktor/rizon True

[21:21:32] % Direktor/rizon I even did Schwarzarbeit at Baustelle

[21:21:34] % Direktor/rizon Hehehe

[21:21:42] % Direktor/rizon Aha, see

[21:21:45] % Direktor/rizon No you don't

[21:21:46] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[21:22:03] % Direktor/rizon You get 60% of... 7100 brutto I believe

[21:22:11] % Direktor/rizon I earned 9200 brutto though

[21:22:14] % Direktor/rizon :(

[21:22:30] % Direktor/rizon Lmao

[21:22:47] % Direktor/rizon >This nigga expects me to work for fun with 38k Kredit

[21:23:10] % Direktor/rizon Sebastian: I went to Baustelle, to get new motivation to do my job

[21:23:13] % Direktor/rizon Actual job

[21:23:14] % Direktor/rizon It worked

[21:23:19] % Direktor/rizon 2 weeks of waking up at 5 a.m.

[21:23:30] % Direktor/rizon To forcefully shit, shower, brush teeth, forcefeed yourself

[21:23:40] % Direktor/rizon Drive to Tankstelle, to drive to Baustelle

[21:23:50] % Direktor/rizon Reeeally fucking makes a man grateful for his comfy wfh IT job

[21:23:56] % Direktor/rizon 13€ brutto per hour

[21:24:28] % Direktor/rizon Ahsoka: Pretty good bb, you?

[21:24:48] % Direktor/rizon >If you ever want to become a real German

[21:24:56] % Direktor/rizon This Piefke thinks I wish to become a Piefke

[21:24:58] % Direktor/rizon -Wheeze-

[21:25:11] % Direktor/rizon Cope and dilate

[21:25:17] % Direktor/rizon Ohai Compass_Away

[21:25:28] % Direktor/rizon Fuck

[21:25:32] % Direktor/rizon Ohai ComputerTech*

[21:25:38] % Direktor/rizon h4: I don't lmao

[21:25:40] % Direktor/rizon Tab failed me

[21:26:05] % Direktor/rizon h4: ONLY 160k, mind you

[21:26:11] % Direktor/rizon Bitchasses got me cheap

[21:26:24] % Direktor/rizon I know, fam

[21:26:33] % Direktor/rizon 5.4 netto is peasant Lohn

[21:26:36] % Direktor/rizon I want 10k netto

[21:26:59] % Direktor/rizon I just need to think more jewishly

[21:27:07] % Direktor/rizon Ah, thanks for reminding me

[21:27:09] % Direktor/rizon I need to switch

[21:27:24] % Direktor/rizon I'm at all fucking Grenzen

[21:27:32] % Direktor/rizon Goddamn social ass German state

[21:28:04] % Direktor/rizon Ahsoka: I asked how you're doing

[21:28:22] % Direktor/rizon Don't make me use my good hand :|

[21:28:47] % Direktor/rizon h4: I blame ze Autos for zis

[21:28:55] % Direktor/rizon I used to be relatively wealthy

[21:28:59] % Direktor/rizon Then I smoked the sportscar meme

[21:29:06] % Direktor/rizon >Bicycle

[21:29:15] % Direktor/rizon I swear you fucking germs are all made from the same mold

[21:29:59] % Direktor/rizon Based GK-KMFDM

[21:30:03] % Direktor/rizon You are my friend now

[21:31:46] % Direktor/rizon h4: Just so we're clear, wasn't even flexing with Gehalt or shit

[21:31:52] % Direktor/rizon I'm poor for Heidelberg standards

[21:32:13] % Direktor/rizon Having fun

[21:32:15] % Direktor/rizon Honestly

[21:32:23] % Direktor/rizon >Visit Frankfurt

[21:32:25] % Direktor/rizon Aight, afk

[21:32:30] % Direktor/rizon Time for Tschick

[21:32:35] % Direktor/rizon You've angered me enough ngl

[21:39:55] % Direktor/rizon Christ, I can't drink anymore

[21:40:10] % Direktor/rizon I'm just eating, drinking, shidding, farting

[21:40:23] % Direktor/rizon Bro, professional bodybuilders just eat and shit all day, on God

[21:40:46] % Direktor/rizon Who the fuck can drink 4 liters of water per day

[21:41:06] % Direktor/rizon Bro, fuck off

[21:41:08] % Direktor/rizon No you don't

[21:41:26] % Direktor/rizon Oh Herr Lindner

[21:41:29] % Direktor/rizon I believe you

[21:41:50] % Direktor/rizon How

[21:41:53] % Direktor/rizon What is your secret

[21:42:07] % Direktor/rizon I did 5 days of gym in a row

[21:42:16] % Direktor/rizon I can't drink that much

[21:42:28] % Direktor/rizon Ahsoka: Overdose on your schizo meds

[21:42:54] % Direktor/rizon Wtf

[21:43:07] % Direktor/rizon I drink 2 coffees per day

[21:43:12] % Direktor/rizon 3 protein shakes

[21:43:19] % Direktor/rizon Probably a liter of water

[21:44:00] % Direktor/rizon My buddy gave me creatine

[21:44:08] % Direktor/rizon Ahsoka: Ofc I do bb, so was I

[21:44:10] % Direktor/rizon :3

[21:44:14] % Direktor/rizon No worries, we good

[21:44:29] % Direktor/rizon Kowal: I'm already loading vitamin T

[21:44:41] % Direktor/rizon My 3rd breakfast injection tomorrow

[21:44:54] % Direktor/rizon Kowal: Started only this week though

[21:45:00] % Direktor/rizon And it's propionate, the easy shit

[21:45:11] % Direktor/rizon That's why I'm being forced to ingest so much liquid

[21:45:17] % Direktor/rizon Otherwise my liver will go to orbit

[21:45:41] % Direktor/rizon I'm 30 and will reach my apex form at least once in my life

[21:45:45] % Direktor/rizon Even if it means dying

[21:45:47] % Direktor/rizon I do not care

[21:45:59] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[21:46:01] % Direktor/rizon Based

[21:46:15] % Direktor/rizon I never knew my T levels

[21:46:28] % Direktor/rizon I suppose it was always alright

[21:46:32] % Direktor/rizon But I wish MORE

[21:47:08] % Direktor/rizon Because as we know, Kowal:

[21:47:10] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlH6jslXpYY&list=PL97NI8bR2E-0ggymQykoLSJPpvwR0JPpy

[21:47:39] % Direktor/rizon Gurappura to wa.. Chijo saikyo no otoko mezasu.. kakutoshi de koto de aru

[21:48:33] % Direktor/rizon Kowal: Unbased

[21:48:39] % Direktor/rizon But still, you played football

[21:48:56] % Direktor/rizon There's my power-bro

[21:49:04] % Direktor/rizon Ohai Frogorg

[21:49:08] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[21:49:43] % Direktor/rizon Frogorg: h4 is seething 'cause we're talking about obtaining power

[21:50:03] % Direktor/rizon You shall

[21:50:18] % Direktor/rizon >Cutting

[21:50:20] % Direktor/rizon Surely you mean

[21:50:26] % Direktor/rizon Eating a calorie surplus and bulking?

[21:50:29] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[21:51:11] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[21:51:25] % Direktor/rizon Bruh, I weighed in after training yesterday... 122.2kg

[21:51:29] % Direktor/rizon Based, I said, going down

[21:51:40] % Direktor/rizon Today: 125.5kg before training

[21:51:43] % Direktor/rizon Aight

[21:52:07] % Direktor/rizon 3.3kg fluctiation per day is the most I've ever seen so far

[21:52:11] % Direktor/rizon *fluctuation

[21:53:49] % Direktor/rizon Kowal: Damn, that's a lot

[21:53:57] % Direktor/rizon Frogorg: Soon (tm)

[21:54:08] % Direktor/rizon Just keep at it and drink your broteins and craycray-teins

[21:54:26] % Direktor/rizon Workout hard and you'll be sweet as

[21:54:43] % Direktor/rizon Superbased

[21:54:46] % Direktor/rizon I had 3 today

[21:54:57] % Direktor/rizon Had a rant before you joined

[21:55:01] % Direktor/rizon Just shitting and eating

[21:55:04] % Direktor/rizon And eating and shitting

[21:55:15] % Direktor/rizon And trying to consoom 4L of liquids per day

[21:55:19] % Direktor/rizon So my liver doesn't croak

[21:55:34] % Direktor/rizon Won't help

[21:55:47] % Direktor/rizon At one point, my body just rejects liquids

[21:55:55] % Direktor/rizon One sip and I almost puke

[21:59:38] % Direktor/rizon Shit, I forgot to take my vitamins

[21:59:41] % Direktor/rizon Thanks for reminding me

[22:03:16] % Direktor/rizon A buddy of mine gave me his share of creatine, since he isn't using it

[22:03:23] % Direktor/rizon In a fucking seethrough plastic bags

[22:03:32] % Direktor/rizon Woulda've been a fun time explaining that to the cops

[22:03:45] % Direktor/rizon Why would I

[22:03:54] % Direktor/rizon I tried to dissolve it in lukewarm water

[22:03:58] % Direktor/rizon Kind of failed

[22:04:02] % Direktor/rizon Still chugged it

[22:04:15] % Direktor/rizon I stopped drinking alcohol and using cocaine

[22:04:20] % Direktor/rizon I would die of liver failure

[22:04:45] % Direktor/rizon Easy peasy

[22:04:54] % Direktor/rizon I was never even remotely addicted

[22:05:04] % Direktor/rizon Mfs doubting me kind of was annoying

[22:05:12] % Direktor/rizon Even my own gf was press x to doubt

[22:05:31] % Direktor/rizon Bro, I got nerves of steel

[22:05:38] % Direktor/rizon If I set out to do something, I'll do it

[22:05:47] % Direktor/rizon Except quitting ocffee and smokes

[22:05:50] % Direktor/rizon *coffee

[22:05:55] % Direktor/rizon That is not reasonable

[22:06:10] % Direktor/rizon Lemme link

[22:06:27] % Direktor/rizon Frogorg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHC6yCgBuRI

[22:10:02] % Direktor/rizon :(

[22:10:04] % Direktor/rizon Fuck

[22:10:08] % Direktor/rizon Gute Besserung

[22:10:17] % Direktor/rizon Based

[22:10:25] % Direktor/rizon Frogorg: chat atm

[22:10:27] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI12Ro04Ku4

[22:11:01] % Direktor/rizon >:|

[22:11:04] % Direktor/rizon Bruh

[22:11:07] % Direktor/rizon Are they retarded

[22:11:12] % Direktor/rizon Can't you go to ER

[22:16:32] % Direktor/rizon :|

[22:17:02] % Direktor/rizon Frogorg: Keep at it

[22:17:07] % Direktor/rizon Rabies are incurable

[22:17:54] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekQnPMJeIBs

[22:18:01] % Direktor/rizon Burakkumoa

[22:22:57] % Direktor/rizon Bro, I need dat Steel Ball Run anime

[22:23:07] % Direktor/rizon So people finally understand why I simp for jojo part 7

[22:23:09] % Direktor/rizon Goddamn

[22:23:14] % Direktor/rizon But probably 2025

[22:23:21] % Direktor/rizon h4: Yes

[22:23:30] % Direktor/rizon Mugen kaiten helps me weaponize them

[22:24:16] % Direktor/rizon h4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0FfVwvUWEM

[22:24:26] % Direktor/rizon Ftw germo synchro

[22:25:30] % Direktor/rizon Zack: ohai

[22:25:34] % Direktor/rizon based

[22:37:28] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0DsFAyG0uhY

[22:38:03] % Direktor/rizon Waga kokkoro to kodo ni itten no kumori nashi... Subete ga SEIGI da

[22:38:23] % Direktor/rizon Bestest jojo villain

[22:49:03] % Direktor/rizon Mmmm

[22:49:11] % Direktor/rizon Reports of alens being sighted again

[22:49:38] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX0Cm3N_n6k

[22:49:43] % Direktor/rizon I have been trained for zis

[22:49:53] % Direktor/rizon Hope they launch terror missions on the US first

[22:50:46] % Direktor/rizon Bro, we would suck such utter shit if they indeed attack

[23:06:06] % Direktor/rizon https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1676065931100168.jpg

[23:06:18] % Direktor/rizon I see loads of posts about it

[23:28:00] % Direktor/rizon Pft

[23:28:21] % Direktor/rizon Oof

[23:28:24] % Direktor/rizon Based

[23:28:31] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: With discipline.

[23:28:50] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[23:29:02] % Direktor/rizon Probably went to sleep anyways

[23:31:09] % Direktor/rizon I'm going too

[23:31:20] % Direktor/rizon 5 weeks gym and work in a row got me tired

[23:31:23] % Direktor/rizon Night, laddie

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