IRC Driven

[10:52:01] % Direktor/rizon Gentlemen.

[11:03:45] % Direktor/rizon https://i.4cdn.org/v/1676109424295083.jpg

[11:03:46] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[11:38:11] % Direktor/rizon All of mine ain't

[11:38:17] % Direktor/rizon 90% of them

[11:38:46] % Direktor/rizon 20-30 meetings, for that one meeting with procurement, to negotioate and get the goddamn contract signed

[11:38:53] % Direktor/rizon *negotiate

[11:39:30] % Direktor/rizon Frogorg: I would need zis

[11:43:58] % Direktor/rizon Do it

[11:44:27] % Direktor/rizon You wasted your day anyways

[11:44:32] % Direktor/rizon Might as well go back to sleep

[11:44:35] % Direktor/rizon Or gym to redeem

[12:10:20] % Direktor/rizon tyil: Your friend is here.

[12:10:23] % Direktor/rizon Ohai Gentoo

[12:10:41] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: Make me, laddie (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[12:10:50] % Direktor/rizon Gentoo: Too late for a ohayoo, mate

[12:11:01] % Direktor/rizon An "Ossu!" would fit better

[12:11:28] % Direktor/rizon It's 13:11h

[12:13:08] % Direktor/rizon Lmao

[12:13:15] % Direktor/rizon Finance the server Jude, ComputerTech

[12:16:16] % Direktor/rizon >Paying for youtube premium

[12:16:19] % Direktor/rizon Jesus christ

[12:16:33] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: Behave, child

[12:16:52] % Direktor/rizon Or else one of them irish school nuns will rinse your mouth with soap

[12:16:55] % Direktor/rizon Oh shit, I forgot

[12:17:01] % Direktor/rizon You're a Godless northerner

[12:17:03] % Direktor/rizon Kys

[12:17:05] % Direktor/rizon Lmao

[12:17:12] % Direktor/rizon Hope you get carbombed

[12:18:15] % Direktor/rizon Stop wasting your parents' money

[12:18:28] % Direktor/rizon Eejit

[12:21:01] % Direktor/rizon Gentoo: Unironically correct

[12:23:15] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: One day, I'll beat you

[12:23:23] % Direktor/rizon Out of courtesy

[12:23:29] % Direktor/rizon And to create a man out of you

[12:24:08] % Direktor/rizon You have 2-3 more years

[12:24:13] % Direktor/rizon To become normal

[12:24:25] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[12:26:56] % Direktor/rizon https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1676109898201205.webm

[12:27:12] % Direktor/rizon These are the roasties who got laid off in tech

[12:27:20] % Direktor/rizon Can confirm as an industry insider

[12:27:39] % Direktor/rizon Unfortunately, we also lost a shitload of industry experts and enigneers too

[12:27:42] % Direktor/rizon *engineers

[12:31:57] % Direktor/rizon Hehe, soon my company shall grant me a mf win server 2022 img

[12:32:21] % Direktor/rizon And then I can finally deploy muh virtual machine and ze software

[12:33:19] % Direktor/rizon Gentoo: Because they're paying for it, numbnuts

[12:33:33] % Direktor/rizon And I want to get more hands-on experience with ze software

[12:33:45] % Direktor/rizon Only did a 2 day course and got a cert but for something else

[12:34:00] % Direktor/rizon Seeing as how I'm tech-sales, makes sense to do it

[12:34:28] % Direktor/rizon Gentoo: https://mako.cc/copyrighteous/images/lookalike_rms_zoran.png

[12:46:09] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSrgVew_nU

[12:47:04] % Direktor/rizon wofmobile: Stop doing degeneracy like alcohol and drugs

[12:47:13] % Direktor/rizon And go train and take your vitamins

[12:48:39] % Direktor/rizon That's no excuse

[12:48:46] % Direktor/rizon Also thanks for reminding me, time to learn python

[12:49:06] % Direktor/rizon >Jogging

[12:49:26] % Direktor/rizon I used to be a degenerate like you..

[12:49:33] % Direktor/rizon Doing cocaine and alcohol

[12:49:48] % Direktor/rizon Loser

[12:49:50] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[12:50:04] % Direktor/rizon At least party hard, when you're partying as is

[12:50:18] % Direktor/rizon I don't feel superior to anyone

[12:50:25] % Direktor/rizon Just advocate training

[12:50:29] % Direktor/rizon And obtaining power

[12:51:10] % Direktor/rizon But yeah, them 3 Sommersby's yesterday really knocked you out, eh

[13:01:25] % Direktor/rizon herald: doing my best.

[13:01:31] % Direktor/rizon Need to keep the chats going.

[13:03:35] % Direktor/rizon Basierter Sebastian

[13:04:27] % Direktor/rizon Kek, yes it was

[13:05:50] % Direktor/rizon Yes you may, Kumpel

[13:05:52] % Direktor/rizon 30

[13:05:54] % Direktor/rizon You?

[13:06:34] % Direktor/rizon Based

[13:06:41] % Direktor/rizon Not on the organ part though, what happened?

[13:07:14] % Direktor/rizon Hngnn don't tell me that, I'm doing Testo Kur

[13:07:18] % Direktor/rizon And panicking for my liver

[13:07:51] % Direktor/rizon Vorgeschädigt in what way? Was it liver? Kidney?

[13:07:53] % Direktor/rizon :[

[13:08:06] % Direktor/rizon Jawohl, gib Tipps

[13:08:11] % Direktor/rizon Fuck

[13:08:26] % Direktor/rizon Feelsbadman... But glad you got a new one

[13:08:50] % Direktor/rizon Is it true you need to take daily meds, so your body doesn't reject ze kidney?

[13:09:17] % Direktor/rizon :(

[13:10:22] % Direktor/rizon That's a horrible fate

[13:10:24] % Direktor/rizon Fuck man

[13:11:07] % Direktor/rizon But hope you're doing well and managing with that

[13:13:31] % Direktor/rizon Ah, fellow Kokain-Genießer :^]

[13:13:56] % Direktor/rizon :^[

[13:14:16] % Direktor/rizon I did that for a short time in Dublin, MDMDA and pillz

[13:14:22] % Direktor/rizon *MDMA

[13:14:42] % Direktor/rizon That chemistry really fucks your head up

[13:15:05] % Direktor/rizon Most of cocaine really does taste like Putz

[13:15:14] % Direktor/rizon Nah, X

[13:15:19] % Direktor/rizon Meant like pillz*

[13:15:25] % Direktor/rizon I never did mushrooms

[13:15:58] % Direktor/rizon Most of it either smells like Benzin

[13:16:03] % Direktor/rizon Because it was too strecked

[13:16:18] % Direktor/rizon Or it's too hard, because they mixed speed or some other shit inside

[13:16:31] % Direktor/rizon Good cocaine was a rare find

[13:16:38] % Direktor/rizon But alas, I gave that up after last week

[13:16:51] % Direktor/rizon Now we only inject vitamins every 2 days :^]

[13:16:54] % Direktor/rizon Huehuehuehue

[13:16:58] % Direktor/rizon Kek tm

[13:17:02] % Direktor/rizon Fuck pepp

[13:17:13] % Direktor/rizon Pepp is indeed ze drug of ze devil

[13:17:18] % Direktor/rizon Like X and MDMA

[13:17:26] % Direktor/rizon All those chem fumes stay circulating in your brain

[13:17:29] % Direktor/rizon Literal brainrot

[13:17:58] % Direktor/rizon Cocaine every so and such is aight.. You piss it out of your system in like 2 days

[13:18:18] % Direktor/rizon Unless you do it over a longer period of time, your natural dopamine gets fucked again

[13:18:25] % Direktor/rizon And those chems stay

[13:18:35] % Direktor/rizon Fuck ALL drugs, matter of fact

[13:22:40] % Direktor/rizon Lel

[13:22:45] % Direktor/rizon I understand, fam

[13:22:53] % Direktor/rizon Jever fun is at least ingestible

[13:23:05] % Direktor/rizon I drank Radler Mon-Thu if I was ever at my Stammlokal

[13:23:13] % Direktor/rizon So don't let anyone shit on you for that

[13:23:19] % Direktor/rizon Loser ass alcoholics

[13:23:50] % Direktor/rizon "Hurr durr hier trink'ma Bills"

[13:23:57] % Direktor/rizon Trink deine Mudda, Oida hehe

[13:27:09] % Direktor/rizon Hehehe

[13:27:26] % Direktor/rizon yournamehere: Just a bitta German banter

[13:28:13] % Direktor/rizon [T] <+Sebastian>: Do you still go to gym and stuff?

[13:28:22] % Direktor/rizon Can you train?

[13:35:53] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[13:36:05] % Direktor/rizon McFit sees the inherent problem, yes

[13:36:23] % Direktor/rizon It's all about willpower, 2 months in and it becomes Automatismus

[13:36:30] % Direktor/rizon What kind of Hund?

[13:38:21] % Direktor/rizon :(

[13:38:22] % Direktor/rizon Smh

[13:38:32] % Direktor/rizon That was kind of you to adpot ze Hund

[13:41:04] % Direktor/rizon Lel

[13:41:33] % Direktor/rizon Shooting blanks, my mans

[13:41:35] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[13:41:51] % Direktor/rizon Can I even

[13:41:57] % Direktor/rizon !bang

[13:42:02] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[13:42:14] % Direktor/rizon I refuse to play that dumbass game

[13:42:44] % Direktor/rizon Duckhunt on the Nintendo was annoying enough

[13:42:55] % Direktor/rizon Basiert

[13:42:59] % Direktor/rizon Fuck Rizon

[13:43:09] % Direktor/rizon It's a trannie/pedo server anyways

[13:43:11] % Direktor/rizon Hehehehe

[13:43:47] % Direktor/rizon Most definitely

[13:45:24] % Direktor/rizon Back in 2006, I believe

[13:45:33] % Direktor/rizon I made the error and started playing naruto-arena

[13:45:40] % Direktor/rizon Which was my induction into IRC

[13:46:18] % Direktor/rizon Peorth: Pardon me, kind sir; but who are you to welcome or escort me out of Rizon?

[13:46:49] % Direktor/rizon I've lurked this horrid place since 2006/2007

[13:47:25] % Direktor/rizon Peorth: A fate worse than death

[13:47:36] % Direktor/rizon I pity you, sir; but you have my gratitude

[13:48:06] % Direktor/rizon Sebastian: kek

[13:48:22] % Direktor/rizon I too, have gotten mega Ärger for making huge dial-up bills

[13:48:28] % Direktor/rizon Back in the day

[13:49:18] % Direktor/rizon I come from Kroatien, so DSL was waaay advanced for us back then

[13:49:28] % Direktor/rizon Took fucking years to modernize infrastructure

[13:49:33] % Direktor/rizon I once made a 200€ monthly bill

[13:49:35] % Direktor/rizon I believe

[13:49:38] % Direktor/rizon For dial up

[13:49:48] % Direktor/rizon 56.6k

[13:51:05] % Direktor/rizon Peorth: I used to be glined back in the day

[13:51:24] % Direktor/rizon Dial up was the best for ban evading

[13:51:46] % Direktor/rizon Then when I got DSL, had to grow up and sort of behave

[13:51:48] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[13:51:56] % Direktor/rizon No bullshit, I dsoceverd VPNs

[13:52:00] % Direktor/rizon *discovered

[13:52:10] % Direktor/rizon That got me an extra year of shitposting and trolling

[13:52:18] % Direktor/rizon But then we did AlterIWnet

[13:52:26] % Direktor/rizon So I had to somewhat behave

[13:52:49] % Direktor/rizon Sebastian: Mmmm CS 1.6

[13:52:56] % Direktor/rizon I used to play Source on darksteam

[13:53:03] % Direktor/rizon Was somewhat good at it too

[13:53:26] % Direktor/rizon But nothing will ever come close to AlterIWnet COD: MW2 we had on here

[13:53:36] % Direktor/rizon That shit was like... top 3 best gaming experiences ever

[13:54:01] % Direktor/rizon Made me kind of stay on Rizon

[13:54:17] % Direktor/rizon Then they shut the serves down, since Bass got a cease&desist from Activision

[13:54:27] % Direktor/rizon A.k.a. NTAuthority

[13:54:33] % Direktor/rizon The greatest dutch autist

[13:54:58] % Direktor/rizon Then I joined chat from around 2012 onwards, I believe

[13:55:04] % Direktor/rizon Met Dwarf and the rest is history

[13:55:50] % Direktor/rizon Bold statement

[13:56:03] % Direktor/rizon jeff_stacey: Select dutchies rule

[13:56:11] % Direktor/rizon Like Dwarf and tyil, also Raya

[13:56:33] % Direktor/rizon Other ones are usually pedophiliac, annoying people

[13:56:38] % Direktor/rizon Or straight up hoes

[13:57:32] % Direktor/rizon There was this other guy, I believe hjis nick was "Wicke"

[13:57:38] % Direktor/rizon He was a str8 up dope guy

[13:58:16] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[13:58:18] % Direktor/rizon True

[13:58:23] % Direktor/rizon Man, I got nostalgic again

[13:58:31] % Direktor/rizon Musta've met over 1000 people on IRC

[14:06:06] % Direktor/rizon Ohai No_One

[14:06:30] % Direktor/rizon Sebastian: Heizung anmachen

[14:36:32] % Direktor/rizon Sebastian: Sorry, was doing a Dusche

[14:36:37] % Direktor/rizon I speak native German

[14:36:43] % Direktor/rizon Mir können's auch so machen

[14:37:04] % Direktor/rizon Oder besser auf Englisch, ansonsten dreht mir der kleine Nordire duach hehe

[14:37:38] % Direktor/rizon herald: touch grass, friend

[14:38:17] % Direktor/rizon Not your bucko, buddy

[14:38:22] % Direktor/rizon :)

[14:38:35] % Direktor/rizon Not your pal, chum

[14:38:54] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[14:39:00] % Direktor/rizon Superbased

[14:39:22] % Direktor/rizon Shit turned spicy real quick

[14:39:57] % Direktor/rizon herald: this is the kind of fanfic porno ComputerTech enjoys

[14:40:39] % Direktor/rizon Nein, make him wörk

[14:40:45] % Direktor/rizon He works like half days mon-fri

[14:40:55] % Direktor/rizon Discipline him

[14:41:54] % Direktor/rizon "Arbeiten" ist ein spanisches Gericht, für den jungen Herrn

[15:09:41] % Direktor/rizon Ah

[15:09:49] % Direktor/rizon Hab a wonderful discussion with my neighbor over the window

[15:10:01] % Direktor/rizon We discussed the future of IT, SAP, aliens, politics

[15:10:26] % Direktor/rizon My neck hurts a bit, though

[15:10:57] % Direktor/rizon Hello Hotties

[15:12:13] % Direktor/rizon Sebastian is finer, doe

[15:12:19] % Direktor/rizon Frogorg: No, you're not

[15:12:25] % Direktor/rizon Why would you proclaim such a dumb thing

[15:12:41] % Direktor/rizon Fuck, I need to eat again

[15:12:44] % Direktor/rizon REEEE

[15:14:23] % Direktor/rizon >Get out of Schlafanzug

[15:14:28] % Direktor/rizon >16:14h

[15:14:31] % Direktor/rizon Bruh moment .__.

[15:15:23] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[15:15:42] % Direktor/rizon Hallo? Rechtschreibungszentrale?

[15:15:47] % Direktor/rizon Ich möchte eine Anzeige tätigen...

[15:18:12] % Direktor/rizon I'mma tell you what R. Kelly told that young teenager he urinated on:

[15:18:16] % Direktor/rizon Rest.. In.. Piss...

[15:18:22] % Direktor/rizon 8)

[15:36:07] % Direktor/rizon I almost said

[15:36:16] % Direktor/rizon "Stop advertising zis chan in public, fgt"

[15:36:19] % Direktor/rizon But then I noticed

[15:36:23] % Direktor/rizon Zis is different

[15:36:31] % Direktor/rizon Good job, you made him leave

[15:36:42] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[15:36:44] % Direktor/rizon ME??

[15:36:54] % Direktor/rizon Ore-sama da?

[15:53:38] % Direktor/rizon Are?

[15:54:47] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: Fuck your "huh" train

[15:54:51] % Direktor/rizon My train is better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAfFhaA3sIM

[15:55:11] % Direktor/rizon D4C has evolved!

[15:55:15] % Direktor/rizon RABU TUREIN

[15:59:58] % Direktor/rizon Ah, sent 50 quid to earthquake relief for Turkey

[16:00:06] % Direktor/rizon I sympathize with the old enemy

[16:00:21] % Direktor/rizon And my gf is turkish too but from Euro side

[16:00:35] % Direktor/rizon One of my best buddies is half turk, half kurd

[16:00:37] % Direktor/rizon So meh

[16:00:45] % Direktor/rizon Croatia had a massive earthquake too in 2021

[16:00:54] % Direktor/rizon Turkey helped out too

[16:01:10] % Direktor/rizon Why tf has europe become earthquake central, no idea

[16:01:16] % Direktor/rizon Goddamn tectonic plates

[16:01:55] % Direktor/rizon LMFAO

[16:01:58] % Direktor/rizon No shit, island boy

[16:02:16] % Direktor/rizon Hope God strikes a massive thunderstorm

[16:02:23] % Direktor/rizon To split the fair republic away from you heathens

[16:02:29] % Direktor/rizon yournamehere: hardly

[16:02:38] % Direktor/rizon I'd week for yamamori izakaya though

[16:02:44] % Direktor/rizon *weep

[16:02:49] % Direktor/rizon And Cassidy's pub

[16:03:41] % Direktor/rizon Gah, what's his name

[16:03:44] % Direktor/rizon It isn't Pearse

[16:03:46] % Direktor/rizon LARKIN

[16:03:48] % Direktor/rizon Yes

[16:03:54] % Direktor/rizon Larkin is in city centre

[16:04:07] % Direktor/rizon Jim larkin

[16:04:20] % Direktor/rizon https://www.tripadvisor.de/Attraction_Review-g186605-d4206658-Reviews-Jim_Larkin_Statue-Dublin_County_Dublin.html

[16:04:25] % Direktor/rizon And the spire behind him

[16:04:30] % Direktor/rizon My first sight of the town

[16:04:40] % Direktor/rizon Thought to meself "Christ, what a retarded viewpoint"

[16:04:45] % Direktor/rizon "Thefuck's the point"

[16:04:55] % Direktor/rizon Not one highrise building

[16:05:02] % Direktor/rizon But they have that retarded stick hanging out

[16:05:21] % Direktor/rizon Sometimes I miss the city centre

[16:05:27] % Direktor/rizon That familiar stench

[16:05:32] % Direktor/rizon Pikeys muckin' about

[16:05:39] % Direktor/rizon Foreigners asking for directions

[16:05:41] % Direktor/rizon Ahhh

[16:05:54] % Direktor/rizon Need to visit Dublin sometimes soon, smh

[16:14:12] % Direktor/rizon :|

[16:14:22] % Direktor/rizon What's the point of that bloody game, if you're going to cheat

[16:14:52] % Direktor/rizon Literal demoralizer, End3r

[16:15:13] % Direktor/rizon !bang

[16:15:17] % Direktor/rizon !bang

[16:15:19] % Direktor/rizon !bang

[16:15:21] % Direktor/rizon !bang

[16:15:28] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[16:15:34] % Direktor/rizon !bang

[16:15:42] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[16:15:52] % Direktor/rizon !shoot at the northern irish lad

[16:15:56] % Direktor/rizon !bang ComputerTech

[16:16:21] % Direktor/rizon !bang ComputerTech

[16:16:25] % Direktor/rizon !reload

[16:16:28] % Direktor/rizon !bang ComputerTech

[16:16:37] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[16:16:40] % Direktor/rizon !bang ComputerTech

[16:16:43] % Direktor/rizon JEBEMTI

[16:16:52] % Direktor/rizon hold still

[16:16:54] % Direktor/rizon swine

[16:16:58] % Direktor/rizon WHAT'S THE CHARGE

[16:17:00] % Direktor/rizon GENTLEMEN

[16:17:05] % Direktor/rizon THIS IS DMEOCRACY MANIFEST

[16:17:11] % Direktor/rizon *Democracy

[16:17:20] % Direktor/rizon Enjoy a meal

[16:17:26] % Direktor/rizon A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL???

[16:18:09] % Direktor/rizon !bang ComputerTech

[16:18:12] % Direktor/rizon FUCK

[16:18:16] % Direktor/rizon How do I throw that

[16:18:18] % Direktor/rizon Gayass water

[16:18:25] % Direktor/rizon !water ComputerTech

[16:18:33] % Direktor/rizon !DOUSE HIM

[16:18:44] % Direktor/rizon Thanks, fam

[16:18:56] % Direktor/rizon Anyways, thanks buddies

[16:19:03] % Direktor/rizon Now I'm back to not playing that game

[20:47:18] % Direktor/rizon Oh shit

[20:47:25] % Direktor/rizon It's MC Icedream!

[20:47:43] % Direktor/rizon Wie geht's, Kumpan?

[20:49:31] % Direktor/rizon malign: heil

[20:50:23] % Direktor/rizon AWS is op

[20:50:25] % Direktor/rizon With the offering

[20:50:35] % Direktor/rizon I haveth their cliud essentials practicioner course

[20:50:38] % Direktor/rizon *cloud

[20:50:43] % Direktor/rizon And am certified AWS partner

[20:50:57] % Direktor/rizon Nah legit

[20:51:00] % Direktor/rizon I got a course paid

[20:51:02] % Direktor/rizon I did it

[20:51:12] % Direktor/rizon LAter found out our software isn't even on AWS marketplace LMAO

[20:51:18] % Direktor/rizon And we don't sell it with AWS

[20:51:26] % Direktor/rizon So now I'm a certified AWS Partner Sales

[20:51:31] % Direktor/rizon For a product I can't sell

[20:51:39] % Direktor/rizon These situations happen in large corpos

[20:52:01] % Direktor/rizon Why is malign axing the shit out of you?

[20:52:10] % Direktor/rizon Yes

[20:52:15] % Direktor/rizon Malign would kick your ass

[20:52:18] % Direktor/rizon He's a tradie

[20:52:24] % Direktor/rizon You're a farm-boy

[20:52:28] % Direktor/rizon But like.. The weak kind

[20:52:32] % Direktor/rizon Playing with computers and shit

[20:52:39] % Direktor/rizon The quirky farm kid

[20:52:41] % Direktor/rizon Who smells weird

[20:52:48] % Direktor/rizon Malign has those dad hands

[20:52:50] % Direktor/rizon And forearms

[20:52:58] % Direktor/rizon Bends wires and bends steel

[20:53:12] % Direktor/rizon Icedream: Freut mich zu hören

[20:53:18] % Direktor/rizon Joa, alles leiwig bei mir auch

[20:53:32] % Direktor/rizon Icedream: Send him my way

[20:53:39] % Direktor/rizon I can hook him up with some endpoint protection

[20:53:47] % Direktor/rizon I'll even give a discount, since he's your mate

[20:54:04] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: This fucking mongo

[20:54:06] % Direktor/rizon Bro

[20:54:25] % Direktor/rizon I've been in tech for 5 years now, lad

[20:54:26] % Direktor/rizon ;__;

[20:54:28] % Direktor/rizon You hurt me

[20:55:00] % Direktor/rizon Icedream: Too late now

[20:55:03] % Direktor/rizon Burn the domain

[20:55:07] % Direktor/rizon Or do forensics

[20:55:20] % Direktor/rizon h4: Das kannst zwoamal sag'n

[20:55:51] % Direktor/rizon >Landeskriminalamt

[20:55:52] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[20:55:55] % Direktor/rizon Much help there

[20:56:03] % Direktor/rizon Icedream: Send them my way anyways

[20:56:11] % Direktor/rizon So they don't get fucked again

[20:56:27] % Direktor/rizon I do, fam

[20:56:51] % Direktor/rizon Zis could have been prevented with proper groups, RBAC and endpoint security

[20:56:55] % Direktor/rizon And continous patching

[20:57:14] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: Shush, kid

[20:57:20] % Direktor/rizon I'm learning python slowly

[20:57:39] % Direktor/rizon :|

[20:57:56] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: I'n in IT sales for years now

[20:58:10] % Direktor/rizon Tech-Sales atm

[20:58:33] % Direktor/rizon Something like a technical account manager, if that makes sense to you

[20:59:02] % Direktor/rizon foxy: My condolences

[20:59:41] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: Being support for them is a hard job, I imagine

[21:00:04] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: Agreed

[21:00:36] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: You do you. Not my cup of coffee.

[21:00:44] % Direktor/rizon Yeah

[21:01:00] % Direktor/rizon I can do technical advisory but still like client communication

[21:01:06] % Direktor/rizon It's fun... Sometimes

[21:01:40] % Direktor/rizon Anyways, enough of this work talk

[21:01:45] % Direktor/rizon Back to the important topics

[21:01:47] % Direktor/rizon Yeah, so

[21:01:56] % Direktor/rizon malign would twist ComputerTech like a ringworm

[21:02:04] % Direktor/rizon With his Zeus like forearms

[21:02:14] % Direktor/rizon Forged by bending iron and leading wires through buildings

[21:02:19] % Direktor/rizon And disciplining mexicans

[21:02:22] % Direktor/rizon At the building site

[21:03:15] % Direktor/rizon malign gets told all the time "Oraaale, hefeee.. No trabajar es possible, eh esse, too hard, por favor senor"

[21:03:22] % Direktor/rizon Then he comes in and SMACKS them on the neck

[21:03:26] % Direktor/rizon And is all like

[21:03:38] % Direktor/rizon "Look right here, youngin'... Here in TEXAS..."

[21:03:43] % Direktor/rizon "We do work as God commands, ya hear"

[21:03:55] % Direktor/rizon And he strikes the fear of God in them

[21:03:57] % Direktor/rizon Shit gets done

[21:03:59] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[21:04:21] % Direktor/rizon >Oracle

[21:04:24] % Direktor/rizon Danke h4

[21:04:36] % Direktor/rizon Der kann garned lesen

[21:07:12] % Direktor/rizon h4: Scheiß Orakel

[21:07:20] % Direktor/rizon Fast so schlimm wie die IBM

[21:07:23] % Direktor/rizon Und Fortinet

[21:07:29] % Direktor/rizon No sorry, Infor

[21:07:34] % Direktor/rizon Fortinet is aight

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