IRC Driven

[14:14:15] % Direktor/rizon Gentlemen.

[14:22:40] % Direktor/rizon https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1676728372292580.png

[14:22:55] % Direktor/rizon "Waaah, hire me even though I can't do my job for muh diversity sake"

[14:22:59] % Direktor/rizon Topkek

[14:23:12] % Direktor/rizon Seethe, HR roasties and recruiter slags

[14:23:16] % Direktor/rizon Gtfo out of my industry

[14:26:21] % Direktor/rizon Mmm

[14:26:29] % Direktor/rizon Five officers assaulted in Trier

[14:26:37] % Direktor/rizon I love to start out my day with good news

[14:51:45] % Direktor/rizon Hngnn I damaged my liver hard yesterday

[14:52:27] % Direktor/rizon I'm too old to end my nights at 7 in the morning, fuck

[14:52:43] % Direktor/rizon And once again, my brogramming morning vanished

[14:58:31] % Direktor/rizon herald: horse?

[14:58:36] % Direktor/rizon Nah fam, I don't do heroin

[14:58:40] % Direktor/rizon Just cocaine

[14:58:49] % Direktor/rizon But I gotta stop, or else I'll legit die from liver failure

[14:59:24] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[15:02:47] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-bijO3uEw

[15:08:31] % Direktor/rizon ComputerTech: So like uuuh

[15:08:41] % Direktor/rizon Remember how I told you, I started taking asteroids to lose weight

[15:08:58] % Direktor/rizon Started out at 120kg

[15:09:04] % Direktor/rizon Currently sitting at 127.5 kg

[15:09:08] % Direktor/rizon I fucking gained

[15:09:15] % Direktor/rizon 7.5kg in 2 weeks lmfao

[15:09:48] % Direktor/rizon How tf my legs and joints withstand this shit is beyond me

[15:11:02] % Direktor/rizon herald: Yes and no. Still hasn't properly kicked in

[15:11:15] % Direktor/rizon I've been forcing myself to eat 4-5 meals per day and drink as much water as possible

[15:11:31] % Direktor/rizon (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[15:12:21] % Direktor/rizon Fuck this, time for an omlette

[15:12:26] % Direktor/rizon With some Frischkäse mmm

[15:26:12] % Direktor/rizon Ohai Ahsoka

[15:27:18] % Direktor/rizon Hey hey my schizophrenic autist friend

[15:27:19] % Direktor/rizon :3

[15:27:52] % Direktor/rizon Question

[15:28:07] % Direktor/rizon Can an induction stove heat up medicinal metal in your body

[15:28:13] % Direktor/rizon I.e. metal plate in your hand

[15:29:27] % Direktor/rizon I was degreasing my mince yesterday and on God

[15:29:33] % Direktor/rizon I felt like a sharp cut in my hand

[15:29:40] % Direktor/rizon Could fucking feel it for hours later

[15:30:03] % Direktor/rizon Titanium isn't magnetic, shouldn't be

[15:30:21] % Direktor/rizon Unless they put some kind of alloy inside

[15:33:12] % Direktor/rizon Ew, spying amazoon devices

[15:33:18] % Direktor/rizon Why do people even use that shit

[15:33:24] % Direktor/rizon Smart living is a jewish psyop

[15:36:14] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfhCCbSm-_g

[15:36:31] % Direktor/rizon Don't like the cringe humor and over the top acting

[15:36:49] % Direktor/rizon But pretty much corresponds to most IT roasties I met

[15:38:08] % Direktor/rizon Ahsoka: Have you ever considered

[15:38:15] % Direktor/rizon Standing up and doing it yourself, fattie?

[15:38:17] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[15:38:35] % Direktor/rizon Goshdarn, saved them 2 calories by telling Alexa to do it

[15:41:07] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[15:41:10] % Direktor/rizon Rekt

[16:26:42] % Direktor/rizon Just to spite you, nigga

[16:27:03] % Direktor/rizon Schwindliger

[16:27:05] % Direktor/rizon h4

[16:27:13] % Direktor/rizon G'schissna

[16:27:33] % Direktor/rizon Degenerate

[16:27:48] % Direktor/rizon Hoeass

[16:27:54] % Direktor/rizon I know you'd like to fuck me, homoboi

[16:28:05] % Direktor/rizon I got a gf though, so fuck off

[16:28:08] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[16:28:31] % Direktor/rizon Servas

[16:28:43] % Direktor/rizon *hacken

[16:29:16] % Direktor/rizon We see obvious signs of

[16:29:19] % Direktor/rizon Migrationshintergrund

[16:29:21] % Direktor/rizon With ComputerTech

[16:29:46] % Direktor/rizon I wonder how Friedrich (Sch)Merz would react to this

[16:30:26] % Direktor/rizon We need to tell CDU/CSU to stop cucking us and just Koalition with AfD

[16:30:40] % Direktor/rizon h4: We call thems

[16:30:42] % Direktor/rizon Bananen-Bootler

[16:31:42] % Direktor/rizon h4: Did you see that 5 officers were assaulted in Trier?

[16:31:50] % Direktor/rizon What a nice way to start a Saturday morning

[16:31:54] % Direktor/rizon With good news

[16:32:02] % Direktor/rizon Nah, by "Deutsche Staatsbürger" kek

[16:32:10] % Direktor/rizon Ahmad, Ossama

[16:32:19] % Direktor/rizon Al-Hilal

[16:32:28] % Direktor/rizon And all the colorful names of "German Citizens"

[16:33:08] % Direktor/rizon Kai-Julius-Mehmet

[16:33:20] % Direktor/rizon Arkadius-Remzi

[16:33:37] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[16:33:42] % Direktor/rizon THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

[16:34:25] % Direktor/rizon Hrk hehe

[16:34:43] % Direktor/rizon Fucking Ossis

[16:34:51] % Direktor/rizon Albeit, one of them is one of my best friends

[16:34:57] % Direktor/rizon But he's superbased

[16:35:10] % Direktor/rizon Nah, Jörg

[16:35:11] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[16:37:58] % Direktor/rizon Aight

[16:38:06] % Direktor/rizon Who WAS the best, in the end?

[16:38:16] % Direktor/rizon Leonard, Duran, Hearns or Haggler?

[16:38:33] % Direktor/rizon For me... It's naturally Tommy Hearns

[16:38:40] % Direktor/rizon Hitman style, flicker jabs

[16:38:49] % Direktor/rizon TONI POLSTER

[16:38:52] % Direktor/rizon O:

[16:39:47] % Direktor/rizon Herr Polster, Tore schießen und die Zukunft des Österreichischen Fußball weiterentwikeln

[16:39:53] % Direktor/rizon *weiterentwickeln

[16:40:01] % Direktor/rizon Naja egtl.

[16:40:06] % Direktor/rizon Woidaentwickl'na*

[16:40:14] % Direktor/rizon But let's keep it simple

[16:40:32] % Direktor/rizon h4: Geh' schaaß'n, Piefke

[16:40:40] % Direktor/rizon SCHLEI DI

[16:41:24] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: Go rescue the princess

[16:41:29] % Direktor/rizon You little blond haired boy

[16:41:43] % Direktor/rizon That's there them the little Zelda

[16:41:47] % Direktor/rizon With his boomerang

[16:41:50] % Direktor/rizon And sword

[16:42:30] % Direktor/rizon I eat approximately 0 pizzas per day

[16:42:37] % Direktor/rizon And you sound like a seething fattie

[16:43:05] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao nah crovax

[16:43:07] % Direktor/rizon Zelda

[16:43:36] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[16:44:03] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: Thanks for being proud of me, fattie

[16:44:16] % Direktor/rizon I'll embrace your weight and use it as motivation to keep on training

[16:44:21] % Direktor/rizon Your hopes and reams are safe with me

[16:44:27] % Direktor/rizon *dreams

[16:44:46] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[16:45:12] % Direktor/rizon toni: Herr Poete

[16:45:50] % Direktor/rizon Lul

[16:46:36] % Direktor/rizon Sometimes, I'd want to show CT the pinnacle of German literature, by a famous writer named Goethe

[16:46:37] % Direktor/rizon FAUST

[16:46:39] % Direktor/rizon BAM NIGGA

[16:46:47] % Direktor/rizon (Not what the book is about, but irrel)

[16:47:11] % Direktor/rizon h4: Bla bla, what is muh life

[16:47:15] % Direktor/rizon Oh woe me

[16:47:20] % Direktor/rizon Sealeth dealeth with ze devil bla bla

[16:47:25] % Direktor/rizon German kvetching

[16:47:29] % Direktor/rizon Snoozefest, basically

[16:48:00] % Direktor/rizon https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kvetch

[16:48:36] % Direktor/rizon I think Zelda likes to beobachten Nachbars and touch itself in a weird way, while calling the Ordnungsamt

[16:49:04] % Direktor/rizon h4: https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/images/large/deb3284a-1a04-45da-9171-f6e75847a098.jpg.pagespeed.ce.bNEHU5Uv26.jpg

[16:49:07] % Direktor/rizon Basically you

[16:49:15] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: KEINE FENSTER?!

[16:49:26] % Direktor/rizon Wat issa des für a traurige Existenz...

[16:49:34] % Direktor/rizon Wo wohnst'n du, im KELLER?

[16:49:53] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: basiert, at least you admit it

[16:50:03] % Direktor/rizon We have a similar guy here

[16:50:05] % Direktor/rizon n0s3y|afk

[16:50:11] % Direktor/rizon Here's your friend, du Hartzer

[16:50:14] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[16:50:31] % Direktor/rizon Jetzt könn'ma die beide Philosophen ihr FAch ausüben

[16:50:44] % Direktor/rizon The "achkschuallies"

[16:51:34] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: besser oabeid'n

[16:51:46] % Direktor/rizon Die German*

[16:51:57] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: Jo freile!

[16:52:03] % Direktor/rizon Mein Titel steht dir im Namen!

[16:52:10] % Direktor/rizon Junger Herr IT Direktor

[16:52:16] % Direktor/rizon >Träum weiter

[16:52:17] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[16:52:49] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: you're very close of me accusing you of being a Geringverdiener

[16:52:51] % Direktor/rizon VORSIIICHT

[16:53:08] % Direktor/rizon >Accusing me of being in Ö-Dienst

[16:53:13] % Direktor/rizon >While being Ö-Dienst himself

[16:53:17] % Direktor/rizon What a fucking jew lmao

[16:53:35] % Direktor/rizon i bin im realsektor

[16:53:38] % Direktor/rizon Privatsektor

[16:53:43] % Direktor/rizon Ned wie du, PArasit'n

[16:53:52] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[16:53:58] % Direktor/rizon Shit, that was a good one

[16:54:04] % Direktor/rizon PIECE OF SHIT

[16:54:05] % Direktor/rizon CLIENT

[16:54:13] % Direktor/rizon NEIN

[16:54:21] % Direktor/rizon We do however support POS's

[16:54:25] % Direktor/rizon But that's irrel

[16:54:42] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: Bro, it's sad that you have to clarify that

[16:54:49] % Direktor/rizon Since I haven't even ousted a real opinion of you

[16:54:53] % Direktor/rizon We're internet people, relax

[16:55:13] % Direktor/rizon This isn't discord, you understand that

[16:55:14] % Direktor/rizon Right?

[16:55:21] % Direktor/rizon We're on IRC, newfag

[16:55:43] % Direktor/rizon crovax: You have entered the dick-sword realm

[16:55:51] % Direktor/rizon h4: yes

[16:56:05] % Direktor/rizon All jannies, mods, opers, whatevers

[16:56:09] % Direktor/rizon Are absolute Abschaum

[16:56:44] % Direktor/rizon >Being called a Lauch

[16:56:47] % Direktor/rizon Have I been

[16:56:53] % Direktor/rizon Challenged to post pic again

[16:57:08] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[16:57:29] % Direktor/rizon h4: On God, you accused me of being a lauch back then

[16:57:31] % Direktor/rizon I posted pic

[16:57:34] % Direktor/rizon You disconnected

[16:57:35] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[16:57:52] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao, cope

[16:57:59] % Direktor/rizon The sheer amount of biceps energy

[16:58:01] % Direktor/rizon DC-ed you

[16:58:11] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[16:58:19] % Direktor/rizon That "fat" part applies

[16:58:36] % Direktor/rizon Did I tell you I climbed up to 127.5 kg

[16:58:43] % Direktor/rizon I don't understand how

[16:59:03] % Direktor/rizon LUL

[16:59:07] % Direktor/rizon Three shins

[16:59:09] % Direktor/rizon Based

[16:59:16] % Direktor/rizon He basically said I got a gargantuan penis

[16:59:27] % Direktor/rizon Thanks for lying bro

[16:59:32] % Direktor/rizon Saved me the effort :^´]

[16:59:41] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: I eat around approx. 250g of protein

[16:59:44] % Direktor/rizon Per day

[16:59:46] % Direktor/rizon 4-5 meals

[17:00:01] % Direktor/rizon I have no space left for pizzas

[17:00:25] % Direktor/rizon Christ, do you have energy to talk shit today h4 lmfao

[17:00:27] % Direktor/rizon I like it

[17:00:32] % Direktor/rizon Love seeing you inspired

[17:00:41] % Direktor/rizon All that stored energy from doing fuck all at the Amt

[17:00:46] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[17:00:53] % Direktor/rizon Thank you for parasiting my Steuer

[17:01:02] % Direktor/rizon Same bro...

[17:01:04] % Direktor/rizon I feel

[17:01:12] % Direktor/rizon :|

[17:01:17] % Direktor/rizon Hoeass

[17:01:22] % Direktor/rizon I legit worked a lot this week

[17:01:28] % Direktor/rizon -Gasp-

[17:01:51] % Direktor/rizon Be compassionate with Beamten, they say

[17:02:00] % Direktor/rizon They're here for a reason, they say

[17:02:11] % Direktor/rizon You're basically one for me

[17:02:14] % Direktor/rizon Bastard

[17:02:30] % Direktor/rizon I don't discriminate between small and large parasites

[17:02:32] % Direktor/rizon I only see

[17:02:40] % Direktor/rizon "Taking away my Spitzensteuer"

[17:05:45] % Direktor/rizon Btw, h4, Zelda

[17:05:54] % Direktor/rizon Just to fuck you boys up on this wonderful Saturday

[17:06:01] % Direktor/rizon https://imgur.com/a/fLZMGxZ

[17:06:07] % Direktor/rizon Direktor Lohn :^]

[17:06:17] % Direktor/rizon That's base salary btw, no bonuses

[17:07:53] % Direktor/rizon Meh, geht

[17:09:11] % Direktor/rizon h4: It's actually 5400~ish netto

[17:09:20] % Direktor/rizon But cba to black out my iban and name

[17:09:39] % Direktor/rizon h4: Payslips are in anglo

[17:09:48] % Direktor/rizon We moved back from a payment provider to insourcing

[17:10:20] % Direktor/rizon Yes.

[17:10:30] % Direktor/rizon Ergo

[17:10:33] % Direktor/rizon "Without bonus" part

[17:10:41] % Direktor/rizon You can calculate the difference

[17:10:54] % Direktor/rizon Since bonus plans are paid out separately

[17:11:02] % Direktor/rizon Yes

[17:11:06] % Direktor/rizon 48 to be exact

[17:11:15] % Direktor/rizon Which is still a shit bonus

[17:11:24] % Direktor/rizon We have quarterly bonuses here

[17:11:28] % Direktor/rizon For whatever fucking reason

[17:11:40] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[17:11:55] % Direktor/rizon Not doxxing myself

[17:12:03] % Direktor/rizon Too many people know my name here

[17:12:17] % Direktor/rizon I believe she doesn't even know

[17:12:54] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[17:12:58] % Direktor/rizon Go for it, buddy

[17:13:03] % Direktor/rizon I live in Heidelberg

[17:13:09] % Direktor/rizon You do know, we have no ghettos here

[17:13:10] % Direktor/rizon Right

[17:13:26] % Direktor/rizon Mannheim is our gheto

[17:13:28] % Direktor/rizon *t

[17:13:46] % Direktor/rizon Fuck off, we're full

[17:13:53] % Direktor/rizon Got enough hohol ukrainian ukrops here now anyways

[17:14:15] % Direktor/rizon Christ, please

[17:14:17] % Direktor/rizon Bring me those

[17:15:11] % Direktor/rizon I'mma write a typical Heidelbergian sentence now

[17:15:14] % Direktor/rizon Just to make you feel bad

[17:15:28] % Direktor/rizon If you earn under 4k netto in Germany, you're basically commiting to lawful slavery

[17:15:31] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[17:15:33] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[17:16:11] % Direktor/rizon Mikoolo: Lmfao based

[17:16:39] % Direktor/rizon I did that once, when I was a vendor for a certain large social media company

[17:16:49] % Direktor/rizon Came in and streamed initial d on two 40 inch monitors

[17:16:53] % Direktor/rizon And ate m&m's

[17:17:03] % Direktor/rizon Shame the meeting room had seethrough windows

[17:17:10] % Direktor/rizon Got kind of berated for by my then boss kek

[17:17:36] % Direktor/rizon >Acura

[17:17:40] % Direktor/rizon >American brand

[17:17:43] % Direktor/rizon >In Germany

[17:17:46] % Direktor/rizon :|

[17:18:08] % Direktor/rizon Acura is known as "Honda" here, bro

[17:18:13] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao no malign

[17:18:56] % Direktor/rizon malign: Something to do with USDM retarded rules

[17:19:01] % Direktor/rizon 25 year import rule

[17:19:07] % Direktor/rizon Mitsubishi went to chrysler

[17:19:11] % Direktor/rizon Diamond motors

[17:19:15] % Direktor/rizon Honda made Acura

[17:19:26] % Direktor/rizon Toyota built plants

[17:19:28] % Direktor/rizon I believe

[17:19:31] % Direktor/rizon So technically usdm

[17:19:34] % Direktor/rizon Nissan errr

[17:19:36] % Direktor/rizon Lemme check

[17:20:25] % Direktor/rizon I hate nissan with a passion

[17:20:29] % Direktor/rizon But I hate mitsubishi more

[17:20:44] % Direktor/rizon Since mitsufags let their car manufacturing division basically get taken over my nissan

[17:20:51] % Direktor/rizon And renault

[17:20:53] % Direktor/rizon Fucking

[17:20:57] % Direktor/rizon What's their name

[17:20:59] % Direktor/rizon Stellantis?

[17:21:01] % Direktor/rizon Whores

[17:21:14] % Direktor/rizon Bro, Ghosn was based

[17:21:18] % Direktor/rizon He saved them

[17:21:25] % Direktor/rizon The slanty eyed chink japs will never admit it

[17:21:46] % Direktor/rizon "You have not admittedu to bushido rures, Karurosu Ghosnu"

[17:21:55] % Direktor/rizon "You haveu to be incarcerateduuu"

[17:22:09] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao get fucked jappies, -sneaks away in a speaker box-

[17:22:18] % Direktor/rizon He's a genius

[17:22:23] % Direktor/rizon I don't care what practices he did

[17:22:26] % Direktor/rizon Bro, do you even know

[17:22:32] % Direktor/rizon What kind of impossible task he had

[17:22:38] % Direktor/rizon To make that shithouse profitable

[17:22:41] % Direktor/rizon After the 2008 crisis

[17:22:59] % Direktor/rizon Japs are horrible business people

[17:23:05] % Direktor/rizon And have horrible work efficiency

[17:23:13] % Direktor/rizon They work 16 hours per day

[17:23:16] % Direktor/rizon Typing in data

[17:23:19] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[17:23:34] % Direktor/rizon My job in Europe is like 4 separate jobs in Japland

[17:23:41] % Direktor/rizon Asia in general

[17:23:57] % Direktor/rizon Americans are mentally useless but at least they're sepcialists

[17:24:00] % Direktor/rizon *specialists

[17:24:14] % Direktor/rizon When I call Johnny Eagle, Herr Yankee

[17:24:16] % Direktor/rizon I know

[17:24:26] % Direktor/rizon This bitchass hoe will know this nigga from A to Z

[17:24:27] % Direktor/rizon No question

[17:24:36] % Direktor/rizon If I ask about omega, he'll bullshit me and say

[17:24:39] % Direktor/rizon "This isn't relevant"

[17:24:42] % Direktor/rizon But he'll know

[17:24:45] % Direktor/rizon Buit asians?

[17:24:47] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[17:24:52] % Direktor/rizon "I amu data anaristu"

[17:24:55] % Direktor/rizon "I anarise data"

[17:24:58] % Direktor/rizon And that's it

[17:25:22] % Direktor/rizon "I am speshiarti data correkshionsu engineer"

[17:25:29] % Direktor/rizon "I spendo my day fukkingu uppu excel"

[17:25:33] % Direktor/rizon Good

[17:26:43] % Direktor/rizon Kek true

[17:26:46] % Direktor/rizon And forced drinking

[17:26:49] % Direktor/rizon Twice per week

[17:26:52] % Direktor/rizon What a cucked existence

[17:31:35] % Direktor/rizon LMFAO

[17:31:46] % Direktor/rizon Absolutely based and true

[17:31:56] % Direktor/rizon But don't drop turthballs anymore

[17:32:03] % Direktor/rizon These weebs might get disillusioned

[17:32:26] % Direktor/rizon Japan is a place of milk, honey and anime grills

[17:33:54] % Direktor/rizon Mikoolo: Nein, I have hohe Ausgaben >:v

[17:34:01] % Direktor/rizon I need to go to amerikkka next month

[17:34:08] % Direktor/rizon Then Evo tuning for the last time

[17:34:15] % Direktor/rizon Then kredit abzahlen

[17:34:29] % Direktor/rizon Mikoolo: You're swedish, you should understand this if you try

[17:34:42] % Direktor/rizon Lmao

[17:34:44] % Direktor/rizon Zis is true

[17:34:52] % Direktor/rizon Smh

[17:34:56] % Direktor/rizon Why did I mention zis

[17:35:03] % Direktor/rizon Mikoolo: I blame the germs

[17:35:07] % Direktor/rizon They ruined my peak english

[17:35:37] % Direktor/rizon HOGA KOSTNADER KEK

[17:35:51] % Direktor/rizon I command 2 perfect accents

[17:35:54] % Direktor/rizon Texas american

[17:35:58] % Direktor/rizon And irish english

[17:36:28] % Direktor/rizon Whenever I speak american-american, I picture a gallon jug cowboy hat wearing ,revolver strapped nigga texan

[17:36:32] % Direktor/rizon And roll r's

[17:36:45] % Direktor/rizon And stretch consonants

[17:37:30] % Direktor/rizon Mikoolo: YES HAHA

[17:37:36] % Direktor/rizon 100% correct

[17:37:53] % Direktor/rizon Based top gear post

[17:38:12] % Direktor/rizon Hoondaaay

[17:38:53] % Direktor/rizon Ok, Fischkopp

[17:38:59] % Direktor/rizon Sag du uns mal wie's lang geht

[17:39:03] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[17:39:08] % Direktor/rizon Reperbahn Fotz'n

[17:39:12] % Direktor/rizon Fotznknecht*

[17:39:15] % Direktor/rizon Even

[17:39:29] % Direktor/rizon G'SCHISSNA SCHWIIINDLIGER

[17:39:51] % Direktor/rizon I was refering to you, captain igloo

[17:40:07] % Direktor/rizon toni: Pardon, Herr Polster

[17:40:11] % Direktor/rizon Mein Hawara

[17:40:47] % Direktor/rizon h4: Sohnemann der Josefine Mutzenbacher

[17:40:51] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[17:41:14] % Direktor/rizon Mutter Huan, du a Huan

[17:41:34] % Direktor/rizon Provinzieller Fischkopp

[17:41:35] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[17:41:57] % Direktor/rizon Nockr'l

[17:42:01] % Direktor/rizon Echt

[17:42:27] % Direktor/rizon Weißti, Zeit für a Tschick

[17:42:44] % Direktor/rizon DUUU HAST Saphir VERSCHEICHT!

[17:42:57] % Direktor/rizon Mit die ganzen G'laberei

[17:43:03] % Direktor/rizon Leiwand :^]

[17:43:09] % Direktor/rizon Saphir: Komm nimmer weg

[17:43:41] % Direktor/rizon Saphir: Was mach'ma mit die Piefk'n?

[17:43:44] % Direktor/rizon Die sind echt schiach

[17:43:57] % Direktor/rizon Ok, Marmeladinger

[17:44:03] % Direktor/rizon °bang

[17:44:08] % Direktor/rizon Scheiße

[17:44:11] % Direktor/rizon !bang

[17:44:14] % Direktor/rizon Huan

[17:44:31] % Direktor/rizon Saphir: Basiert

[17:44:55] % Direktor/rizon Im Namen des Kaisers!

[17:44:58] % Direktor/rizon HOID'S MAUL

[17:45:08] % Direktor/rizon Na, Franz Josef

[17:45:11] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[17:45:32] % Direktor/rizon Alex Mac

[17:45:40] % Direktor/rizon Klingt schiach und schwul

[17:45:52] % Direktor/rizon Richtiger Baidlreizer Name

[17:46:21] % Direktor/rizon Siehsti

[17:46:34] % Direktor/rizon Wusste das du a schwuchtel Baidlknecht bist

[17:46:38] % Direktor/rizon Schwindliger

[17:46:44] % Direktor/rizon Zeit für a Tschick echt

[17:46:55] % Direktor/rizon Schlei di

[17:57:01] % Direktor/rizon KEK

[17:57:05] % Direktor/rizon As if

[17:57:13] % Direktor/rizon The only simp I see here is you, h4

[17:57:19] % Direktor/rizon She told me about your pvt messages

[17:57:33] % Direktor/rizon "Komm latina bb, post some of ze spicy foot pics"

[17:57:43] % Direktor/rizon "I love to play your voice on the loudspeaker system"

[17:58:25] % Direktor/rizon Mai, muss zur Edeka foahn

[17:58:28] % Direktor/rizon Haa kein Bock

[17:58:37] % Direktor/rizon Jemand hat den Nick haa

[17:58:42] % Direktor/rizon Legg mi am Oasch

[17:58:55] % Direktor/rizon >Selbst einkaufen gehen

[17:58:58] % Direktor/rizon >Armutsgrenze

[17:59:10] % Direktor/rizon Smh, deformed German perception of wealth

[17:59:22] % Direktor/rizon I pity you fools

[17:59:31] % Direktor/rizon And möchtegern Lindner-Economics

[17:59:39] % Direktor/rizon You sound like one of those FDP Wählern

[17:59:45] % Direktor/rizon Möchtegern Reiche

[18:00:27] % Direktor/rizon toni: schieb dir deine Eloquenz sonnst wo

[18:00:34] % Direktor/rizon Mir san hier auf die INTERNET

[18:00:37] % Direktor/rizon *sonst

[18:00:39] % Direktor/rizon Yes

[18:02:26] % Direktor/rizon h4 spotted

[18:02:27] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mh3vtI16G4

[18:02:38] % Direktor/rizon Der Freetimer :^]

[18:03:30] % Direktor/rizon >First

[18:03:32] % Direktor/rizon amateur

[18:03:36] % Direktor/rizon Both at the same time

[18:03:39] % Direktor/rizon German efficiency

[18:03:43] % Direktor/rizon Based h4

[18:05:14] % Direktor/rizon h4 spotted again

[18:05:15] % Direktor/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPypxDNcCp4

[18:05:24] % Direktor/rizon Member of the Taubenfüttermafia

[18:06:46] % Direktor/rizon "Nur versteckt... In der Nocht..."

[18:06:49] % Direktor/rizon AHAHAHAHAHHA

[18:06:53] % Direktor/rizon TAUBEN FÜTTERN HAHAHAHA

[18:07:02] % Direktor/rizon I watched this video like 20 times

[18:07:07] % Direktor/rizon And it still fucks me up

[18:07:08] % Direktor/rizon Every time

[18:07:17] % Direktor/rizon This nigga acting like batman

[18:07:23] % Direktor/rizon Hunting old ladies

[18:07:28] % Direktor/rizon Feeding pigeons lmfao

[18:07:36] % Direktor/rizon Detective stories of Graz

[18:07:41] % Direktor/rizon Jessas Herrgott

[18:07:44] % Direktor/rizon Aaaah :'D

[18:08:19] % Direktor/rizon "Das sind die schlauersten Damen was ma in Graz hoan"

[18:08:22] % Direktor/rizon -Wheeze-

[18:08:30] % Direktor/rizon "Sind die Damen so rafiniert"

[18:08:35] % Direktor/rizon Every line of that video

[18:08:36] % Direktor/rizon Is gold

[18:10:08] % Direktor/rizon "Ich bin ja nicht dabei!"

[18:10:11] % Direktor/rizon ... :))))))

[18:10:13] % Direktor/rizon Hehehe

[18:10:16] % Direktor/rizon Superbased

[18:10:28] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[18:13:35] % Direktor/rizon Lmfao

[18:13:47] % Direktor/rizon You are trapped now in ORF retardation

[18:18:46] % Direktor/rizon h4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVWY0b-lL5I

[18:18:50] % Direktor/rizon Klassiker

[18:19:29] % Direktor/rizon Krügerl! Das isses

[18:19:35] % Direktor/rizon Ich wusste i bin ned deppat

[18:19:41] % Direktor/rizon Not Bierkrug

[18:19:44] % Direktor/rizon Bierkrügerl

[18:19:51] % Direktor/rizon Mfs tried to convince me it's "Maß"

[18:19:53] % Direktor/rizon Maß my ass

[18:26:11] % Direktor/rizon Hngnnn kein Bock

[18:26:16] % Direktor/rizon But gotta go to Edeka smh

[18:26:21] % Direktor/rizon Later bois

[19:52:43] % Direktor/rizon Hngnnn Gentlemen

[19:52:53] % Direktor/rizon Trip to Edeka cost me my whole Energievorrat

[19:53:16] % Direktor/rizon I remember now, why I quit the powdersugar

[19:53:32] % Direktor/rizon >McDonalds

[19:53:34] % Direktor/rizon Goyslop

[19:54:05] % Direktor/rizon I'd berate you now as a goyslopper

[19:54:14] % Direktor/rizon But just chugged a monster to gather my bearings

[19:54:23] % Direktor/rizon And gonna enjoy some korean pot noodles

[19:54:26] % Direktor/rizon Since fuck life

[19:54:52] % Direktor/rizon 2/10 is the correct definition

[19:55:00] % Direktor/rizon 1/10 was written by a seething roastie such as yourself

[19:55:04] % Direktor/rizon That lives on goyslop

[19:55:27] % Direktor/rizon Burger King is nice once in a while

[19:57:12] % Direktor/rizon Fuck you

[19:57:19] % Direktor/rizon How about that

[19:57:31] % Direktor/rizon Gentlemen.

[19:57:40] % Direktor/rizon Omg it's Zack!

[20:05:00] % Direktor/rizon I would distance myself from such insults

[20:05:05] % Direktor/rizon Unless you want an Anzeige

[20:05:09] % Direktor/rizon To be raus

[20:05:12] % Direktor/rizon :^]

[20:05:27] % Direktor/rizon Ohai Syndus

[20:05:32] % Direktor/rizon Smh

[20:05:36] % Direktor/rizon Bauern Internet

[20:05:43] % Direktor/rizon >Rage sentences

[20:05:44] % Direktor/rizon Kek

[20:05:53] % Direktor/rizon h4: Jawui

[20:05:57] % Direktor/rizon Wanted to change

[20:06:01] % Direktor/rizon But then they sent that letter

[20:06:10] % Direktor/rizon "We upgrade you from 400 mbits to 500 just cause"

[20:06:15] % Direktor/rizon "you don't need to do anything"

[20:06:18] % Direktor/rizon So I said aight

[20:06:35] % Direktor/rizon Zelda: ANARCHISTISCHER ANTICHRIST

[20:06:37] % Direktor/rizon Reeee

[20:06:46] % Direktor/rizon Gesetze sind da um befolgt zu werden!

[20:06:48] % Direktor/rizon !!!1!

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