IRC Driven

[16:28:20] & h4/rizon ugh

[16:28:25] & h4/rizon hallo Direktor

[16:28:30] & h4/rizon geh kacken ComputerFag

[16:28:38] & h4/rizon lol

[16:28:41] & h4/rizon der Huso ey

[16:28:46] & h4/rizon yes

[16:28:47] & h4/rizon that

[16:28:51] & h4/rizon my german is a little rusty

[16:29:22] & h4/rizon like your english when you are drunk again ComputerTech

[16:29:36] & h4/rizon Migrationshintergrund?

[16:29:39] & h4/rizon der sieht doch aus wie frisch vom Boot

[16:30:35] & h4/rizon jmjl: perhaps if you left

[16:30:39] & h4/rizon he would come back?

[16:31:17] & h4/rizon best stay jmjl

[16:31:21] & h4/rizon we dont need the drunk one here right now

[16:31:48] & h4/rizon by nazis?

[16:31:53] & h4/rizon thought that was a Nazi Hochburg

[16:32:08] & h4/rizon remember these "Buntes Trier nicht mit mir 444" idiots? :D

[16:32:39] & h4/rizon like Herbert-Mohammad

[16:32:45] & h4/rizon Jochen-Ahmad

[16:33:16] & h4/rizon but trier is east

[16:33:22] & h4/rizon its more like kevin, dustin, chantal

[16:33:38] & h4/rizon Fatma-Chantal

[16:34:14] & h4/rizon mandy and sandy

[16:34:27] & h4/rizon grandma names like ulrike

[16:34:56] & h4/rizon disgusting

[16:35:05] & h4/rizon as long as he isnt a kevin

[16:35:15] & h4/rizon lol

[16:37:06] & h4/rizon !bang

[16:37:08] & h4/rizon Fotzenente

[16:38:30] & h4/rizon Haggler sounds best

[16:38:38] & h4/rizon oh nein

[16:38:40] & h4/rizon nicht toni :O

[16:39:03] & h4/rizon :S

[16:39:45] & h4/rizon paar Typen zerficken

[16:39:49] & h4/rizon Stress am Bahnhof machen

[16:39:50] & h4/rizon das übliche

[16:40:15] & h4/rizon DEUTSCH

[16:40:17] & h4/rizon wtf?

[16:40:32] & h4/rizon wenn du musst, dann musst du eben

[16:40:54] & h4/rizon toni magst du dem Schluchtenscheißer mal sagen, dass er anständiges Deutsch sprechen soll?

[16:41:03] & h4/rizon ja ekelhafterweise

[16:41:12] & h4/rizon Zelda ist halt das Internet dude

[16:41:21] & h4/rizon wenn's nicht um Pimmel geht, geht's um Fäkalien

[16:43:41] & h4/rizon whoa hold it

[16:44:14] & h4/rizon Zelda sometimes he klatscht Kerle am Bahnhof instead

[16:44:31] & h4/rizon thx

[16:44:35] & h4/rizon i try ziemlich hart

[16:45:01] & h4/rizon Dünger

[16:45:20] & h4/rizon isnt it always?

[16:45:42] & h4/rizon you misspelled "Arschgesicht" there herald

[16:46:13] & h4/rizon yet

[16:46:33] & h4/rizon just you wait

[16:46:41] & h4/rizon until this channel becomes #Rechenmaschinentechniker

[16:46:51] & h4/rizon klar hab ich Kultur

[16:46:54] & h4/rizon kennst du Faust, du Penner?

[16:47:36] & h4/rizon kvetching?

[16:48:13] & h4/rizon .u kvetch

[16:48:31] & h4/rizon aha

[16:48:32] & h4/rizon spotted a jew

[16:48:50] & h4/rizon is the Beamte im Ordnungsamt breathing heavily into the phone?

[16:49:29] & h4/rizon Direktor: you were talking yiddish though

[16:49:38] & h4/rizon Bunker

[16:49:39] & h4/rizon du FOtze

[16:49:46] & h4/rizon er hat Schießschaten

[16:49:51] & h4/rizon da kommt ab und zu Sonne durch

[16:50:08] & h4/rizon haha

[16:50:25] & h4/rizon no!

[16:50:39] & h4/rizon GruSi

[16:50:48] & h4/rizon haha

[16:51:20] & h4/rizon i am still learning

[16:51:38] & h4/rizon do you speaks den german?

[16:51:53] & h4/rizon aber jetzt mal ehrlich

[16:51:58] & h4/rizon Arbeit ist schon sceiße

[16:52:00] & h4/rizon *scheiße

[16:52:24] & h4/rizon im Bams

[16:52:33] & h4/rizon jawohl

[16:52:43] & h4/rizon Direktor sitzt den ganzen Tag auf seinem fetten Arsch

[16:52:50] & h4/rizon perks of working im öffentlichen Dienst

[16:52:55] & h4/rizon he has gained a lot of ass muscles

[16:52:58] & h4/rizon currently at 146kg

[16:53:02] & h4/rizon 46kg of which are his ass

[16:53:22] & h4/rizon Zelda dem Direktor geht nicht viel am ARsch vorbei

[16:53:27] & h4/rizon i.d.R. ist der Raum voll, wenn Direktors Arsch drin ist

[16:53:42] & h4/rizon Real

[16:53:43] & h4/rizon confirmed

[16:53:45] & h4/rizon arbeitet an der Kasse :D

[16:53:54] & h4/rizon sein "IT" ist das Bezahlterminal

[16:53:57] & h4/rizon POS client

[16:54:10] & h4/rizon POINT OF SALE

[16:54:21] & h4/rizon ihr deutschsprachigen Kacklappen

[16:54:32] & h4/rizon irrelevant?

[16:55:15] & h4/rizon besten was, toni?

[16:55:44] & h4/rizon are irc opers as chubby and unhygienic as reddit and discord mods are said to be?

[16:56:04] & h4/rizon so ComputerTech is actually a fat fuck, reeking of old magners

[16:56:06] & h4/rizon fettigem Haar

[16:56:39] & h4/rizon toni: im Sommer spenden sie SChatten, im Winter sind sie eine Heizun

[16:56:42] & h4/rizon *Heizung

[16:56:48] & h4/rizon Zelda he really is a lauch

[16:56:52] & h4/rizon i have seen a pic of him

[16:57:01] & h4/rizon he held up one of his Schwabbelärmchen

[16:57:06] & h4/rizon talked some shit about muscles

[16:57:28] & h4/rizon toni: also Moppelchen?

[16:57:36] & h4/rizon lol

[16:57:40] & h4/rizon you posted that pic for piba

[16:57:43] & h4/rizon i only clicked as well

[16:57:47] & h4/rizon and called you a lauch afterwards :D

[16:58:01] & h4/rizon but it's a lauch

[16:58:04] & h4/rizon covered in gravy

[16:58:05] & h4/rizon and fat

[16:58:44] & h4/rizon he showed an impressive amount of shins

[16:58:45] & h4/rizon three!

[16:58:57] & h4/rizon *chins

[16:58:58] & h4/rizon the other ones :D

[16:59:09] & h4/rizon although three shins would be impressive as well

[16:59:26] & h4/rizon that was the one in your face?

[16:59:34] & h4/rizon didnt see the lower part in the pic

[16:59:39] & h4/rizon but something was dangling around your mouth :D

[16:59:46] & h4/rizon figure it wasnt yours though

[17:00:01] & h4/rizon thats like ten of those protein puddings from rewe

[17:00:02] & h4/rizon !bang

[17:00:06] & h4/rizon !reload

[17:00:21] & h4/rizon Pizzas are great and easy to make

[17:00:33] & h4/rizon throw a bunch of paprika, onions and shrooms on it

[17:00:41] & h4/rizon lol

[17:00:49] & h4/rizon you have no idea

[17:00:56] & h4/rizon friday i was literally working my ass off

[17:01:05] & h4/rizon opening the lid of my laptop in the morning

[17:01:07] & h4/rizon closing it at around 3

[17:01:13] & h4/rizon that was a tough day at work

[17:01:23] & h4/rizon i even had to interact with a colleague

[17:01:25] & h4/rizon for about a minute

[17:01:27] & h4/rizon that was really annoying

[17:01:35] & h4/rizon yeah fuck that motherfucker

[17:01:39] & h4/rizon telling me some shit about next week

[17:01:44] & h4/rizon and not being around for one day

[17:01:49] & h4/rizon watch me care

[17:01:50] & h4/rizon you fucking cunt

[17:01:58] & h4/rizon i'm not beamter

[17:02:03] & h4/rizon we got those in our "team" though

[17:02:13] & h4/rizon their default mode is "not my responsibility"

[17:02:15] & h4/rizon lol

[17:02:29] & h4/rizon you know what's the absolute best part?

[17:02:37] & h4/rizon no matter how horrible people are actually working there

[17:02:41] & h4/rizon they can hardly ever get rid of them

[17:02:49] & h4/rizon once you survive Probezeit

[17:02:56] & h4/rizon you can just flip em off all the time

[17:03:25] & h4/rizon i know why nothing gets done im öffentlichen Dienst Direktor

[17:03:32] & h4/rizon they are too busy crying about how much they have to do

[17:03:34] & h4/rizon without ever doing it

[17:08:47] & h4/rizon EBeschV

[17:08:53] & h4/rizon ffs

[17:09:19] & h4/rizon why is it in english?

[17:10:05] & h4/rizon but

[17:10:11] & h4/rizon 9333 a month

[17:10:20] & h4/rizon does not make 160k a year

[17:10:31] & h4/rizon so you were bullshitting last time you boasted?

[17:10:55] & h4/rizon sure can

[17:10:58] & h4/rizon to make things easy

[17:10:59] & h4/rizon 40k

[17:11:02] & h4/rizon a year

[17:11:15] & h4/rizon so +4k a month

[17:11:19] & h4/rizon not on your payslip

[17:11:35] & h4/rizon employer?

[17:12:08] & h4/rizon i will just ask piba

[17:12:24] & h4/rizon she will inquire

[17:12:36] & h4/rizon we will find you

[17:12:50] & h4/rizon see if you are actually living in a little shitty apartment near the ghetto

[17:12:59] & h4/rizon after all

[17:13:02] & h4/rizon you are a cashier at real

[17:13:12] & h4/rizon yet

[17:13:17] & h4/rizon let me just bring a bunch of kanaken with me

[17:13:27] & h4/rizon we shall invade your little shithole

[17:13:54] & h4/rizon there is still some room left

[17:13:58] & h4/rizon for upstanding german citizens

[17:14:22] & h4/rizon you were really fond of people of african descent, correct?

[17:14:28] & h4/rizon let me just bring some brothers from Bilstedt

[17:14:44] & h4/rizon some even have really german sounding names

[17:14:52] & h4/rizon the one is called Albert

[17:15:01] & h4/rizon would you not like a new Albert moving in next to you?

[17:15:53] & h4/rizon oh he is just a security dude

[17:16:00] & h4/rizon spending his nights at some Acura dealer

[17:16:19] & h4/rizon so two jobs then

[17:16:22] & h4/rizon cashier at real

[17:16:32] & h4/rizon and security guard at night at an acura dealership

[17:16:46] & h4/rizon MySpace

[17:18:25] & h4/rizon no clue what McDaniels is

[17:19:41] & h4/rizon dont bother

[17:19:46] & h4/rizon who cares about car manufacturers?

[17:34:42] & h4/rizon Direktor: ah yes, to the mean streets of boston

[17:34:48] & h4/rizon your ass is history dude

[17:35:13] & h4/rizon pfff

[17:35:14] & h4/rizon what peak english?

[17:35:29] & h4/rizon you probably sound like Arnold SChwarzenegger

[17:35:30] & h4/rizon speaking english

[17:35:39] & h4/rizon GET TO ZE SCHOPPA!

[17:36:00] & h4/rizon oh boi

[17:36:08] & h4/rizon why havent you been disposed of yet?

[17:36:25] & h4/rizon -2

[17:36:41] & h4/rizon "american-american"

[17:37:00] & h4/rizon you probably sound like a wigga

[17:37:09] & h4/rizon talking all black while being white as snow

[17:37:18] & h4/rizon Direktor got his english from rap songs

[17:38:11] & h4/rizon hallo Saphir

[17:38:16] & h4/rizon noch ein Schluchtenscheißer :|

[17:38:24] & h4/rizon die scheiß Ösis übernehmen hier

[17:38:35] & h4/rizon toni, Attacke!

[17:39:41] & h4/rizon Direktor! Red nicht so mit Saphir du respektloser Kackbratze

[17:40:03] & h4/rizon aber wirklich

[17:40:05] & h4/rizon was für ein Knecht

[17:40:08] & h4/rizon geduldet im Land

[17:40:11] & h4/rizon aber reißt die Fresse auf

[17:40:13] & h4/rizon das kann ich ja leiden

[17:40:55] & h4/rizon Direktor lutscht Schwänze am Bahnhof

[17:40:58] & h4/rizon aber nicht weitersagen!

[17:41:28] & h4/rizon toni: fuck, viel Spaß beim Putzen :D

[17:41:36] & h4/rizon Direktor: mich interessiert deine Familiengeschichte nicht

[17:41:55] & h4/rizon toni: lass mal bisschen Ofenreiniger bei Direktor einwirken

[17:42:20] & h4/rizon toll Direktor

[17:42:23] & h4/rizon du hast Saphir verscheucht

[17:42:50] & h4/rizon DEUTSCH DIGGA

[17:42:51] & h4/rizon SPRICH

[17:42:53] & h4/rizon FUcKING

[17:42:54] & h4/rizon DEUTSCH

[17:43:23] & h4/rizon toni: aber ist der Kerl den Preis für den Ofenreiniger wert

[17:43:23] & h4/rizon ?

[17:43:35] & h4/rizon hold on

[17:43:41] & h4/rizon lol

[17:43:52] & h4/rizon Ruhe du Frankfurter

[17:44:14] & h4/rizon !bang

[17:44:21] & h4/rizon die scheiß Ösis

[17:44:35] & h4/rizon toni: Direktor ist doch selbst ätzend

[17:45:03] & h4/rizon Friedrich?

[17:45:15] & h4/rizon pff

[17:45:20] & h4/rizon Alexander Marcus vielleicht

[17:45:21] & h4/rizon ihr Homos

[17:46:05] & h4/rizon ist aber ein Ösi meine ich

[17:46:11] & h4/rizon .yt homo dance

[17:46:12] & h4/rizon der hier

[17:46:16] & h4/rizon dein Volksgenosse

[17:46:40] & h4/rizon *, dass

[17:46:44] & h4/rizon lern Deutsch du Muschi

[17:47:03] & h4/rizon digga

[17:47:07] & h4/rizon zieh Leine

[17:48:00] & h4/rizon ja sag ich doch

[17:48:02] & h4/rizon ätzend :D

[17:48:18] & h4/rizon aber pass auf den Simp auf toni

[17:48:27] & h4/rizon der wird immer schnell eifersüchtig, wenn man mit Piba schnackt

[17:58:00] & h4/rizon haha

[17:58:35] & h4/rizon du gehst noch selber einkaufen?

[17:58:41] & h4/rizon du lebst auch echt an der Armutsgrenze

[17:58:43] & h4/rizon du Lappen

[18:00:06] & h4/rizon lol

[18:00:25] & h4/rizon ja wat'n du Lutscher!?

[18:00:33] & h4/rizon *sonst

[18:00:38] & h4/rizon *wir sind

[18:00:40] & h4/rizon *im

[18:00:43] & h4/rizon fucking hell

[18:01:02] & h4/rizon what a bitch channel

[18:01:04] & h4/rizon not even 1

[18:01:10] & h4/rizon @ustats Direktor

[18:01:18] & h4/rizon look at Direktor

[18:01:20] & h4/rizon wasting his life on irc

[18:01:24] & h4/rizon ranked 9th!

[18:01:27] & h4/rizon @ustats ComputerTech

[18:01:31] & h4/rizon @ustats

[18:01:50] & h4/rizon stop being jelly

[18:01:52] & h4/rizon man up

[18:02:19] & h4/rizon oh what's that whiny sound i hear?

[18:02:22] & h4/rizon it's ComputerTech

[18:02:24] & h4/rizon crying like a bitch

[18:03:02] & h4/rizon sorry Direktor

[18:03:05] & h4/rizon can't watch that now

[18:03:12] & h4/rizon have to take a piss and shave my balls

[18:03:31] & h4/rizon obviously piss

[18:03:36] & h4/rizon while shaving

[18:03:42] & h4/rizon ^

[18:04:25] & h4/rizon omg Direktor

[18:04:32] & h4/rizon ComputerTech just pulled out his virtual dick in pm

[18:04:36] & h4/rizon and said "sword fight"

[18:05:02] & h4/rizon while his dick is hanging outside of his pants

[18:05:10] & h4/rizon perfect timing behindi-chan

[18:05:30] & h4/rizon the fucking what?

[18:05:57] & h4/rizon eew

[18:05:58] & h4/rizon EEW

[18:06:01] & h4/rizon i hate this german

[18:06:04] & h4/rizon this is disgusting

[18:06:10] & h4/rizon what are these people saying??

[18:06:16] & h4/rizon ÄINSATZ?

[18:06:49] & h4/rizon lol

[18:06:53] & h4/rizon an dem Punkt war ich gerade :D

[18:07:15] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: no

[18:07:28] & h4/rizon wonder if he rapes them too

[18:07:43] & h4/rizon Intintität?

[18:07:47] & h4/rizon ist der kaputt?

[18:08:00] & h4/rizon haha

[18:08:03] & h4/rizon wie er Identität sagt

[18:08:34] & h4/rizon "Kommt nicht in Frage, ist ja auch verboten"

[18:08:38] & h4/rizon so german/austrian

[18:09:02] & h4/rizon that freak runs around and destroys eggs of pigeons?

[18:09:02] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:09:04] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:09:05] & h4/rizon !reload

[18:09:06] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:09:07] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:10:05] & h4/rizon Direktor: die Taubenfüttermafia-Oma hat sogar eine Tüte mit Fragezeichen

[18:10:07] & h4/rizon verdächitg!

[18:10:11] & h4/rizon *verdächtig

[18:10:17] & h4/rizon Zufall? Ich denke nicht!

[18:10:28] & h4/rizon haha

[18:10:34] & h4/rizon diese Regierung ist Teifel

[18:10:38] & h4/rizon ich schick die alle nach Sibirien

[18:10:44] & h4/rizon looks like a Babuschka herself

[18:11:25] & h4/rizon dont make me waste my time with that Direktor

[18:11:27] & h4/rizon i got shit to do

[19:12:12] & h4/rizon ugh

[19:15:38] & h4/rizon !shop 16 CoolKevin

[19:15:50] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: you call it ninjawall?

[19:44:28] & h4/rizon easy

[19:44:30] & h4/rizon better aim

[19:44:43] & h4/rizon for some reason

[19:44:50] & h4/rizon stop asking questions

[19:45:02] & h4/rizon it is not appreciated

[19:52:21] & h4/rizon !bang

[19:52:28] & h4/rizon oh nein

[19:52:31] & h4/rizon nicht der Kacklappen schon wieder

[19:53:03] & h4/rizon i imagine

[19:53:08] & h4/rizon dragging those 126km to the car

[19:53:16] & h4/rizon then having to walk through the supermarket

[19:53:17] & h4/rizon exhausting

[19:53:25] & h4/rizon you should have gotten mcdonalds

[19:54:14] & h4/rizon .u goyslop

[19:54:20] & h4/rizon haha

[19:54:24] & h4/rizon you fucking wannabe nazi

[19:54:59] & h4/rizon i despise fast food

[19:55:10] & h4/rizon had a cheeseburger from burger king last year

[19:55:15] & h4/rizon after not having eaten that shit for years

[19:55:18] & h4/rizon it wasnt even good

[19:55:28] & h4/rizon i'd rather go hungry than eat that garbage

[19:55:33] & h4/rizon their fries are good

[19:55:45] & h4/rizon how come?

[19:56:03] & h4/rizon did he do something?

[19:56:09] & h4/rizon or am i gonna unban him now?

[19:56:53] & h4/rizon then i will unban him

[19:57:16] & h4/rizon sure is

[19:57:23] & h4/rizon but he wasnt saying shit right now

[20:05:23] & h4/rizon uh oh

[20:05:39] & h4/rizon gleich gibt's hier deutsches Gesetzebattle ey

[20:05:47] & h4/rizon Direktor: ach, auch Vodafone Kunde?

[20:06:03] & h4/rizon i got fiber here now

[20:06:10] & h4/rizon but telekom and o2 are fucking expensive

[20:06:22] & h4/rizon i pay outrageous 50€ a month for 1000/50 at vodafone

[20:06:31] & h4/rizon telekom and o2 want 70 for 1000/250

[20:06:46] & h4/rizon Zelda yeah quite laughable

[20:07:04] & h4/rizon Zelda but i am not willing to pay +20€ to have 250 upload

[20:07:13] & h4/rizon haha

[20:07:26] & h4/rizon gotta hand it to vodafail though

[20:07:33] & h4/rizon almost all 1000 mbits are coming through

[20:07:43] & h4/rizon and internet wasnt gone for more than a year now

[20:08:07] & h4/rizon eew wilhelm-tel

[20:08:19] & h4/rizon knew a guy who wanted to selfhost at home

[20:08:23] & h4/rizon and had to call them to open ports

[20:10:14] & h4/rizon its the typical kabel bullshit

[20:10:22] & h4/rizon but even over fiber i get 250 upload at most

[20:10:48] & h4/rizon you pay extra for the 50 lol

[20:10:54] & h4/rizon like 2€ or something

[20:11:00] & h4/rizon else you get 10 i think

[20:11:02] & h4/rizon but that was a long time ago

[20:11:07] & h4/rizon perhaps there is more available

[20:11:09] & h4/rizon i shall check

[20:13:11] & h4/rizon nope

[20:13:14] & h4/rizon 50 mbits upload is max

[20:13:46] & h4/rizon i dont want to believe that

[20:13:54] & h4/rizon docsis can surely give me more than 50 mbits upload

[20:14:43] & h4/rizon Leute zahlen für Männerbrüste?

[20:14:48] & h4/rizon die sind ja nicht mal mehr fett :D

[20:15:39] & h4/rizon Technologiestandort

[20:15:57] & h4/rizon lol das hab ich ja lange nicht mehr gehört :D

[20:16:30] & h4/rizon die Digitalisierung ist so gut wie abgeschlossen

[20:16:37] & h4/rizon wir feiern jetzt die Massenentlassungen in den Staaten

[20:16:42] & h4/rizon und wollen uns "Fachkräfte" anwerben

[20:16:51] & h4/rizon weil wir Kindern in den Schulen noch immer keine anständige Informatik vermitteln

[20:17:03] & h4/rizon sondern das höchste aller Gefühle ein 10-Finger-Tastschreiben-Kurs ist

[20:17:34] & h4/rizon dude

[20:17:38] & h4/rizon i have seen the people working in it

[20:17:45] & h4/rizon and the ones being "ausgebildet"

[20:17:54] & h4/rizon no not those

[20:18:03] & h4/rizon before i went into paid vacation named öffentlicher Dienst

[20:18:07] & h4/rizon i was software developer

[20:18:16] & h4/rizon and i saw those Azubis too

[20:18:19] & h4/rizon it was absolutely laughable

[20:18:45] & h4/rizon the company where i worked had a rather small software development department

[20:19:05] & h4/rizon the code was worse than what CT puts out after 20 beers

[20:19:21] & h4/rizon mixed german and english

[20:19:23] & h4/rizon no documentation

[20:19:34] & h4/rizon rangepflasterte Scheiße überall

[20:19:43] & h4/rizon die Hälfte des Codes wurde nicht mal mehr verwendet

[20:19:46] & h4/rizon kein Arsch stieg da durch

[20:20:01] & h4/rizon wenn was bestehendes bearbeitet werden musste, war es effizienter, es einfach nochmal selbst zu machen

[20:20:15] & h4/rizon these guys didnt even reuse their own shit

[20:20:39] & h4/rizon Zelda klar war da auch StackOverflow mit drin. Wahrscheinlich der Teil, der nicht mit deutschen Variablennamen versehen war :D

[20:20:46] & h4/rizon yeah fuck that jacob thing

[20:21:13] & h4/rizon disgusting

[20:21:18] & h4/rizon they dont take any pride in their work

[20:21:27] & h4/rizon they dont care about readability, reusability

[20:21:29] & h4/rizon or clean code

[20:21:33] & h4/rizon just fuck it up

[20:21:37] & h4/rizon web developers

[20:21:40] & h4/rizon the lowest scum

[20:21:59] & h4/rizon replace work with code

[20:22:08] & h4/rizon if i write code, i want it to be good

[20:22:20] & h4/rizon i dont want people to look at my code and say the same shit i'm saying about these morons

[20:22:34] & h4/rizon obviously if my morale isnt good

[20:22:42] & h4/rizon i dont give a shit about my work or the quality of it

[20:22:56] & h4/rizon then again

[20:23:00] & h4/rizon Privatwirtschaft

[20:23:08] & h4/rizon make the code as hard to maintain as possible

[20:23:12] & h4/rizon to make yourself irreplacable

[20:23:28] & h4/rizon ja ach das sowieso

[20:23:36] & h4/rizon aber der Haufen Scheiße kann dennoch ganz schön aussehen

[20:23:39] & h4/rizon auch wenn er länger braucht

[20:23:51] & h4/rizon you did that?

[20:24:00] & h4/rizon i was willing to really put in work for about two weeks

[20:24:10] & h4/rizon i learned pretty fast that this will not have any benefit for me

[20:24:22] & h4/rizon i would still have to go and make my case to get more money

[20:24:29] & h4/rizon their shitty bonuses were ridiculous as well

[20:24:35] & h4/rizon so since they didnt adjust my pay

[20:24:41] & h4/rizon i adjusted my performance

[20:25:11] & h4/rizon Direktor: well then your employer is probably better than my former lol

[20:25:23] & h4/rizon high expectations, very little reason to put in work

[20:25:36] & h4/rizon you are?

[20:25:37] & h4/rizon hire me

[20:25:44] & h4/rizon i can write decent code

[20:25:48] & h4/rizon you can hire me

[20:25:52] & h4/rizon 5000€ a month

[20:25:54] & h4/rizon at least

[20:26:07] & h4/rizon yeah

[20:26:11] & h4/rizon doesnt matter

[20:26:19] & h4/rizon thats fine

[20:26:25] & h4/rizon sure

[20:26:32] & h4/rizon i work from home exclusively

[20:26:40] & h4/rizon i dont want any useless meetings

[20:26:49] & h4/rizon and you really have to keep me entertained and engaged

[20:26:53] & h4/rizon otherwise i will slack

[20:26:55] & h4/rizon once i get bored

[20:27:04] & h4/rizon halt die Fresse du Hässlon

[20:27:32] & h4/rizon hm

[20:27:38] & h4/rizon sure why not

[20:27:48] & h4/rizon this sounds like it would be great for morale

[20:28:14] & h4/rizon können die Schwedinnen auch lutschen?

[20:28:19] & h4/rizon oder nur die Polin?

[20:28:35] & h4/rizon ja aber will ich das?

[20:28:40] & h4/rizon der hatte schon so viele Pimmel im Mund

[20:28:44] & h4/rizon da bin ich doch nur einer von vielen

[20:29:15] & h4/rizon wenn mein Glied in Direktors Mund wandert, dann soll das auch schon was besonderes für ihn sein

[20:29:25] & h4/rizon steh ich jetzt nicht so drauf

[20:29:26] & h4/rizon ehrlichgesagt

[20:29:33] & h4/rizon aber wenn es sein muss

[20:29:36] & h4/rizon lasse ich das auch über mich ergehen :D

[20:29:50] & h4/rizon hm

[20:29:53] & h4/rizon norddeutschland i guess

[20:30:36] & h4/rizon oh man

[20:30:46] & h4/rizon hurry up then

[20:31:07] & h4/rizon really

[20:31:10] & h4/rizon junior acc manager

[20:31:11] & h4/rizon sucks big ass :D

[20:31:21] & h4/rizon i however am lol

[20:31:32] & h4/rizon i can tell you

[20:31:37] & h4/rizon i never really cared about it

[20:31:41] & h4/rizon i finished college

[20:31:46] & h4/rizon had no clue what i could even do with what i achieved

[20:32:09] & h4/rizon found out i could get some accountant bullshit, key account manager and whatnot

[20:32:13] & h4/rizon or just sell shit

[20:32:24] & h4/rizon but i didnt really feel like this was for me

[20:32:26] & h4/rizon so i went into it

[20:32:43] & h4/rizon but waving your bachelor in mechanical engineering in front of people

[20:32:50] & h4/rizon didnt seem to work and i really wrote very few applications

[20:32:57] & h4/rizon just had to work, didnt feel like i wanted to

[20:33:07] & h4/rizon found a job as programmer, pay was really meh

[20:33:11] & h4/rizon parted ways with them

[20:33:20] & h4/rizon ended up im öffentlichen Dienst

[20:33:24] & h4/rizon getting more money

[20:33:27] & h4/rizon doing almost no work lol

[20:33:29] & h4/rizon works for me

[20:33:41] & h4/rizon no ambitions in that area

[20:33:50] & h4/rizon i dont even want to be bothered by work

[20:33:52] & h4/rizon yeah

[20:34:06] & h4/rizon i got friends that just made themselves a linkedin page

[20:34:07] & h4/rizon got contacted

[20:34:17] & h4/rizon got more than me in no time

[20:34:21] & h4/rizon but they actually have to put in work

[20:34:28] & h4/rizon and i dont really feel like doing that

[20:34:35] & h4/rizon last time i tried i got bored by it

[20:34:43] & h4/rizon didnt do shit, fought a lot with my employer over it

[20:34:54] & h4/rizon then stopped working altogether until they let me go :D

[20:35:06] & h4/rizon thing is

[20:35:08] & h4/rizon every time i get unemployed

[20:35:11] & h4/rizon i enjoy it

[20:35:17] & h4/rizon i take months before putting anything out there

[20:35:28] & h4/rizon i dont even need that much money lol

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