Monday, February 20, 2023
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cvey/rizon
yep, typing this from dwm+ arch
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ComputerTech/rizon
乁( . ര ʖ̯ ര . )ㄏ乁( . ര ʖ̯ ര . )ㄏ
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ComputerTech/rizon
gives PapaFrog a beer
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cvey/rizon
ComputerTech: I did that as well until I realized all the software I ran natively supported linux, and here I am
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PapaFrog/rizon
cvey: You are already apologizing? Sure you aren't a Canuck??
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herald/rizon
there are a mountain of euro people on irc
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foxy/rizon
PapaFrog: he could be from California
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cvey/rizon
PapaFrog: what i meant was i would like to apologize *grill sizzling in the background, cooking burgers*
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foxy/rizon
no one from Cali says dude anymore
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cvey/rizon
and eagles flying around, too
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Billy/rizon
dude is not a gendered term in california.
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Billy/rizon
is different than "look at these dudes"
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foxy/rizon
nigga for male bish for female
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PapaFrog/rizon
I wanted to hang my TV tonight, but have the wrong screws.
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Ahsoka/rizon
Put your crime against Humanity's eyesight face away, you ugly homunculus gremlin's ass
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cvey/rizon
that was the most ireland thing i've heard today
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ComputerTech/rizon
we're both irish, so i know she'll not take insult to my insults
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cvey/rizon
just united states and canada
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs
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foxy/rizon
ComputerTech: gonna come visit me and JohnnySin
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ComputerTech/rizon
coughs at h4
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cvey/rizon
florida man takes over #computertech
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Ahsoka/rizon
Bíonn caidreamh bríomhar ag ComputerTech le caoirigh
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ComputerTech/rizon
.tr [00:14] (@Ahsoka) Bíonn caidreamh bríomhar ag ComputerTech le caoirigh
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ComputerTech/rizon
rapes Ahsoka
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Ahsoka/rizon
rapes ComputerTech back
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ComputerTech/rizon
cums
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cvey/rizon
. Just cvey, nothing else.
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ComputerTech/rizon
shakes fist
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Ahsoka/rizon
It makes sense he has a horse poop face
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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 3 out of 227 with a score of 41449.
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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #pirates is 2 out of 227 with a score of 41599.
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herald/rizon
dont cry because your competition is winning
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GK-KMFDM/rizon
joined #computertech
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Ahsoka/rizon
If it wasnt for #chatter this would be the channel with the fewest brain cells
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ComputerTech/rizon
flies to foxy and beats her keyboard up
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #179 added by ComputerTech 34 weeks 4 days 2 hours 45 minutes 49 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] <@vae> i like my women like i like my liquor <@vae> aged 15 years with a splash of coke
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #50 added by Foxy 1 year 6 weeks 1 day 2 hours 43 minutes 2 seconds ago.
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] <~Peorth> if certain people in this channel were to leave, the average IQ would approach room temperature.
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Rizon/rizon
[Zack] The part's coming up where he says, "Monkey cheese."
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Zack/rizon
joined #computertech
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' Xerus just get shot by accident by cvey. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
cvey > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/1
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DuckHunt/rizon
cvey > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/1
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DuckHunt/rizon
Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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cvey/rizon
I didn't realize I had to keep shooting XD
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > You just added an extra bullet in cvey's gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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ComputerTech/rizon
slaps bandit around a bit with a small trout
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DuckHunt/rizon
Billy > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/4 | Chargers: 1/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
Billy > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/4 | Chargers: 1/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
Billy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.61s, which makes you a total of 38 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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c0ded/rizon
waiting for my friend to get here
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Winder/rizon
joined #computertech
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c0ded/rizon
then I'll probably mix some vinyl
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Billy/rizon
I did work on the roof today until we ran out of shingles
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Billy/rizon
then i came in took a shower and i've been lounging in my bathrobe since then
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Billy/rizon
probably get a bong load goin here soon
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Billy/rizon
We're getting solar pannels installed so we had to re-do some shingles (cos the fucking racoons go up there and fight and fuck them all up)
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Billy/rizon
I hit one of them with a nerf ball the other night tryin to get em to go away (I agot a nerf gun that shoots these rubber paintball things, specifically for this)
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Billy/rizon
.....bro, thing stood up on it's hind leggs
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c0ded/rizon
gonna wear that all day tomorrow lol
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Billy/rizon
that racoon looked like he was liable to rip my asshole open
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Billy/rizon
i stood my ground and stomped and he eventually ran
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Billy/rizon
no. it's one of the uhhhhh fuckin
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c0ded/rizon
they're cute looking, but I don't wanna get near them lol
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Serion/rizon
you can say coons, its slang for racoon?
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Billy/rizon
yeah but it's also a very racist term for black people so
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c0ded/rizon
get a that fun that shoots salt to kill flys
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Billy/rizon
oh yeah cos you can put a laser on a fly
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Serion/rizon
it fucking explodes them if you do point blank
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Kuro-chan/rizon
joined #computertech
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Serion/rizon
used to shoot the other bartender with it
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Winder/rizon
i saw it for lik 15 bux, was tempted
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Billy/rizon
nah homie my dad was like 2ft from me
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c0ded/rizon
it will definitely get a raccoon to leave lol
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c0ded/rizon
I dared someone to shoot me in the eye with it
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Billy/rizon
not mine, i dont care if they work
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c0ded/rizon
cuz she didn't want to blind me lol
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Billy/rizon
I have a full auto pellet gun that looks like a mini gun
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Billy/rizon
it's chain fed- a chain you fiil with pellets
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c0ded/rizon
don't shoot the recoons with that
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Billy/rizon
and i had it out yesterday with the neighbor and my dad
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Billy/rizon
cos i have lots of steel plinking targets out back
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Billy/rizon
>no lol you dont want me to shoot you with this
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Billy/rizon
"OW FUUUUCK WHY'D YOU SHOOT ME OWW"
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ComputerTech/rizon
(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)︻デ═一 ¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ '̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪̀●́)=o/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿
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ComputerTech/rizon
¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ '̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•‿●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿
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Billy/rizon
ok c0ded, roger roger, later tater, 73
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Billy/rizon
Didn't know you were with child, c0ded.
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Billy/rizon
15 minutes is a pretty quick time to give birth i'll say that
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Billy/rizon
it's high time that I get higher
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DuckHunt/rizon
Billy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.163s, which makes you a total of 39 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Kuro-chan/rizon
sets cookies by ComputerTech
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Billy/rizon
poisons the un-attended food
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ComputerTech/rizon
spots the Kuro-chan!
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ComputerTech/rizon
lifts Kuro-chan up
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Kuro-chan/rizon
wiggles
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets Kuro-chan
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Kuro-chan/rizon
leans into pettings
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Billy/rizon
dont act like you wouldn't have lagged
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ComputerTech/rizon
makes new cookies with organic ingredients since Billy poisoned the original cookies, and makes them with Kuro-chan
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Billy/rizon
magically turns those cookies into horse sperm
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Billy/rizon
DICK-A-LY, DICK-AROO, MAKE THIS MAN EAT SEMEN TOO
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Billy/rizon
waves his magic wand
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PapaFrog/rizon
ComputerTech: How many Kuro-chan's do you need to make a batch of cookies?
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chain/rizon
joined #computertech
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Kuro-chan/rizon
hides
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ComputerTech/rizon
protects Kuro-chan
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ComputerTech/rizon
growls
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PapaFrog/rizon
I'm not the one that defined the cookie ingredient!
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ComputerTech/rizon
hides Kuro-chan in a deep sea secret room
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PapaFrog/rizon
gives Kuro-chan an air supply.
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ComputerTech/rizon
notes the room has an unlimited air supply along with unlimited organic ingredients to cook with
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.847s, which makes you a total of 181 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Winder/rizon
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Winder/rizon
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cvey/rizon
ComputerTech, the big question remains: is your name based on this channel or vice versa?
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/1] ComputerTech :: ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet [relay] chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.[Rizon].net, irc.[Irc-nerds].net) / / ComputerTech loves to sha... ::
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ComputerTech/rizon
gives foxy a good slap
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herald/rizon
double bacon quarter pound cheeseburger
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Winder/rizon
im sometimes asking computer questions
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herald/rizon
i dont like mushy pickles or onions tho
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herald/rizon
if onions or pickles are on it i want everyone around to hear me crunching