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hands out a golf ball and a garden hose
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is out
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Kuro-chan/rizon
covers sushi-chan's eyes, just in case
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zinvoke/rizon
being locked up these days is a cake walk
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zinvoke/rizon
and pawn the ambulance fee off onto them
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zinvoke/rizon
I mean i could always just call from here
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zinvoke/rizon
I think i still have a firertc account if thats up
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sushi-chan/rizon
people saying guns save lifes. But if a fire happens not sure your gun gonna do much about it. Except if its a water gun lol
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sets out some equations for CrystalMath to snort
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zinvoke/rizon
"What theres a fire? I thought it was my toast" -- Biden
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sushi-chan/rizon
if the flames are big not sure your pee gonna do much against it
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zinvoke/rizon
or more like "What theres a... Wait what was I saying?"
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zinvoke/rizon
Wanna know how a mobster deals with fires?
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sushi-chan/rizon
imagine if firemen would turn off fire with their pee instead
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ponders this
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sushi-chan/rizon
so u think girls only stay in the kitchen ? never use internet or going away from kitchen?
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zinvoke/rizon
anyone who says they are a girl is actually a trap pretending to be a femdom
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Kuro-chan/rizon
I have to slave in mine nearly every day to feed my family a wholesome homemade dinner
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Kuro-chan/rizon
I have to bake all my own breads, make the sauces, desserts,
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Kuro-chan/rizon
even some of the condiments like mayo is homemade :(
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irishh/rizon
Everyone belongs changed to be the kitchen. Eat, sleep and SHIT kitchen, discuss.
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zinvoke/rizon
I don't wanna know how that home made mayo is made
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zinvoke/rizon
why don't you just buy it from the store or steal packets from a fast food restaurant
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Kuro-chan/rizon
feeds sushi-chan some chesscake
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zinvoke/rizon
is that a cake with chess peices inside?
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Ahsoka/rizon
dives hungry onto sushi-chan
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sushi-chan/rizon
or thats a cake with chess pieces ON it. Like a chess board looking cake
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Ryu/rizon
all this nudity in front of the chilkdren
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zinvoke/rizon
I'm tired of all these animes with lewd handholding like this is getting out of control
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zinvoke/rizon
you don't need to know how to play to eat the peices
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irishh/rizon
zinvoke asked a Fr*nch woman for Hand pics, amateur, they only have frog like flippers
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Ryu/rizon
still owes Canada 395 CAD for speeding....
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irishh/rizon
People in Quebec aren’t Fr*nch they just live somewhere terrible and it’s a human reflex to come to the assumption you then must be Fr*nch
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sushi-chan/rizon
thats funny how foreigners all think that frog leg is the main food in France while only rich people here eat that. Main favorite meal in France is cheese, baguette bread and wine.
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Ahsoka/rizon
I Like my women/men like i like my coffee tied up in a sack and thrown onto the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez
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CrystalMath/rizon
sushi-chan: cheese, baguette bread and wine is exactly how most people imagine france :P
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irishh/rizon
We all seen les miserables we know what you eat
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Kuro-chan/rizon
but sushi-chan doesn't spend 20 years of her life evading the law over stealing a single loaf of bread
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sushi-chan/rizon
irishh yes but i live in france so im more relevant to know which things french ppl eat
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zinvoke/rizon
frog leg is a appetizer if anything not much meat
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irishh/rizon
I went there and ate Belgium waffles
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Ryu/rizon
frog legs are yummy, but I still prefer shrimp
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Kuro-chan/rizon
also, delayed response, but there is no way I could possibly be wife material
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sushi-chan/rizon
I admit we do eat some weird thing such as snails. But frog leg is rarely eaten here. Mostly its snails, cheese, wine, baguette
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irishh/rizon
It it has a pulse the French are trying to cook it
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zinvoke/rizon
Maybe you look like a girl from the back?
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Ryu/rizon
escargo is OK sushi-chan
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Kuro-chan/rizon
I might have at one point, but I no longer have long hair
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irishh/rizon
Blue cheese not even bacteria is safe
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sushi-chan/rizon
but that doesn't mean all of french ppl eat snails. I don't. My favorite meal is Sushi (hence my nick); but im a french weeb so that is normal lol
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irishh/rizon
My favourite flavour of crisp is prawn cocktail
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Ryu/rizon
I wore a dress once for halloween
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zinvoke/rizon
it was fun chatting with yall i'll be back i'm going to stop being lazy and get up to do some work around the house and cook dinner
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Kuro-chan/rizon
I made slop with noodles and a batch of onion rings to go with it
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sets a big pillow and kuro plush toy to cuddle
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wofmobile/rizon
yea you should have food in your belly before smoking crack
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DuckHunt/rizon
darthoreo > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
darthoreo > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
darthoreo > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
darthoreo > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
darthoreo > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 42.16s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Ryu > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2mn58.228s, which makes you a total of 9 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.952s, which makes you a total of 99 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 2 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) |
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DuckHunt/rizon
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (20 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 1 piece of bread on #computertech.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 2 pieces of bread on #computertech. Your purchase made you go back to level 4 (duck misser).
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 3 pieces of bread on #computertech.
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DuckHunt/rizon
PapaFrog > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn17.696s, which makes you a total of 76 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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set mode +qo therock247uk therock247uk
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wemadeit/rizon
fuck canada is a 3rd world these days lost power for a day
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 4 pieces of bread on #computertech.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > You buy a piece of bread in exchange for 20 xp points, thereby increasing the chance to attract ducks for 1h and delaying their departure. Currently 5 pieces of bread on #computertech. Your purchase made you go back to level 3 (trainee).
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 44.616s, which makes you a total of 156 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an infrared detector ! Your weapon trigger will be locked if there are no ducks around, thus helping you to save bullets. Lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn15.627s, which makes you a total of 549 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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End3r/rizon
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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End3r/rizon
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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End3r/rizon
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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Zack/rizon
Waste of money for that bread, I'm not paying attention.
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End3r/rizon
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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End3r/rizon
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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End3r/rizon
Error: Unable to retrieve weather data for
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/1] barking up the wrong tree :: Picking [the wrong] person, the most [unlikely] person, to do, listen, or [accept] something. ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/1] ComputerTech :: ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet [relay] chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.[Rizon].net, irc.[Irc-nerds].net) / / ComputerTech loves to sha... ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/10] pussy licker :: a very [talented] person whom [i would] like to [get to know] better. ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [2/10] pussy licker :: [One] who performs [the act] of [cunnilingus]. ::
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1mn57.507s, which makes you a total of 100 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Zack > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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foxy/rizon
on hexchat how can i make my time normal time and not military time?
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franstam/rizon
tbh i like military time. but i get ur point
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franstam/rizon
does timestamps format have anything to do with that setting?
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foxy/rizon
but what's the format for normal hours?
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franstam/rizon
Current locale's A.M./P.M. indicator for 12-hour clock
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Gentoo/rizon
>Use this proprietary malware instead of this proprietary malware
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets NiniGeo2
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tromto_/rizon
ComputerTech: i got good news, there were layoffs at my job
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tromto_/rizon
the people of color got fired and I got a raise
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Gentoo/rizon
NiniGeo2, What will it take to bring you to freedom?
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Having a free IDE that's better than Visual Studio.
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Gentoo/rizon
IDE's were a mistake tbh. If you can't program in a language without an IDE, the language is garbage./
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Gentoo/rizon
NiniGeo2, Literally any free IDE is better than visual studio, as freedom will always be better than proprietary slavery.
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Gentoo/rizon
Are you referring to VSCode, or actually Visual Studio?
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Gentoo/rizon
There is VSCodium, but most language support seems to rely on proprietary plugins.
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NiniGeo2/rizon
Oh I prefer real Visual Studio over VSCode TBH.
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Gentoo/rizon
Wew lad, that's even more proprietary.
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Gentoo/rizon
You must install GNU and come to freedom.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 27.77s, which makes you a total of 157 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt/rizon
cvey > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 15.63s, which makes you a total of 30 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
cvey > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a silencer ! You won't frighten the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.