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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 2 out of 225 with a score of 43646.
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Kuro-chan/rizon
hugs duck
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ComputerTech/rizon
gives wof the duck
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Kuro-chan/rizon
brings duck over to foxy
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ComputerTech/rizon
gives Kuro-chan the duck
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iwof/rizon
i must of trolled him hard the other day
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Kuro-chan/rizon
high-fives iwof o/
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iwof/rizon
I will bring my troll level to 2
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iwof/rizon
last time i trolled him he left for months
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Mikoolo/rizon
Talking about having and bragging about having a troll level is pretty much a sign of a noob troll.
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iwof/rizon
0% [█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █] 100%
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iwof/rizon
Mikoolo: i will eat your asshole!
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iwof/rizon
should I post the eat shitting pic?
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Mikoolo/rizon
Tell me when you arrive at the local airport and I'll meet up with you.
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iwof/rizon
Mikoolo: it's pretty gross tbh
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Dr_DICK/rizon
I'd rather not see your fap material tyvm
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iwof/rizon
i used to send it to tors all the time
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Mikoolo/rizon
I'll hold a huge sign with the text "I'M HERE BECAUSE I WAS OFFERED FREE ANALINGUS!"
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Syndus/rizon
Iwof I will aunti fee parody your logic so hard the cat runs away
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Dr_DICK/rizon
Look at this guy here bragging about his Gay+ subscription, some of us are still on basic gayble
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iwof/rizon
my gma first self defense calls starts NEXT THURSDAY
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iwof/rizon
i wish i could be here to see her train
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Mikoolo/rizon
Go pursue them before they get away with it, Syndus.
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iwof/rizon
70 yr old vs 80 yr old on self defense
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Syndus/rizon
The bobby hill school of martial arts
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iwof/rizon
runs from the fight
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs after wof
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Kuro-chan/rizon
sets cookies by ComputerTech
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Mikoolo/rizon
I do believe Sheeps'r'Us is already taken as a blog name, ComputerTech.
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Syndus/rizon
I don't have time or patience for pretenders, bs, excuses, and lies.
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iwof/rizon
fuq.me i'll have to write an api for export carbon black policies ;(
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foxy/rizon
.quote add &iwof · I'm a anal-yst @Syndus · You're gay &iwof · Syndus: no bi
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] &iwof · I'm a anal-yst @Syndus · You're gay &iwof · Syndus: no bi
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iwof/rizon
i'm talking about the vmware edr tool dick
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Syndus/rizon
Also I will rip your world a fucking tsundre if you challenge me
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foxy/rizon
iwof i was told not to say "api" without the word "key" behind it :P
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iwof/rizon
wtf api token/key has nothing to do with the actual api calls
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iwof/rizon
foxy: is that what they told you at work, you're part of the "customer success" team :p
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akoizumi/rizon
i'm trying to host a qdb but anything I found just plain sucks
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iwof/rizon
our customer success team generate api keys
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akoizumi/rizon
attempts to debug cryptic error
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ComputerTech/rizon
to make it easier for noobs to create databases easier via CLI
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Syndus/rizon
I was eating pizza, playing skyrim. Look back, you're a sore lover. Lol.
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iwof/rizon
Get policies put that mofo in a json import into another tenant
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iwof/rizon
ComputerTech: nah dude it's all in vmware cb
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phonekait/rizon
throws trufru at Syndus
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iwof/rizon
why would i create a data warehouse for that shit
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Philomena Cunk... new @TopGear host? :: (00:52) :: Views 3,895,389 :: Rating [+] 287,272 likes [+] 287,272 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Phoenix/rizon
says to ComputerTech You Know You Are a Bad Cook When: Your family prays AFTER they eat!
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iwof/rizon
we do have a data warehouse for all the vulnerabilities
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iwof/rizon
then create reports with sql and etl tools
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iwof/rizon
but i'm bloggin time is almost over
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Syndus/rizon
Hey I'll pop off for a bit and let you professionals get to work.
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Syndus/rizon
Fucking bs artists, pot calling the kettle black...dayum
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Phoenix/rizon
going ok CT.. bit warm for me now but we missed most of summer so can't complain :)
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iwof/rizon
reading it shoudl be easy to call out summary of all policies then per id write it to json
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Philomena Cunk, your substitute music teacher ðµ | Cunk on Earth :: (02:36) :: Views 377,991 :: Rating [+] 14,087 likes [+] 14,087 likes [-] 0 dislikes 3[-] 0 dislikes 3[-] 0 dislikes 3
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Mikoolo/rizon
PHILOMENA CUNK FOR PRIME MINISTER OF UK!
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iwof/rizon
leaves
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ChanStat/rizon
(TopUsers for Fri Mar 10): 1. nR (141) | 2. Chatt (90) | 3. kiwi_99 (82) | 4. iwof (81) | 5. CaptJack (72) | 6. homura (44) | 7. DJ_Rich (44) | 8. adrift (32) | 9. ComputerTech (29) | 10. Kuro-chan (29) | 11. Murasa (28) | 12. [Bc]-[Latest]- (26) | 13. nerdk0re (25) | 14. sebbu (20) | 15. notK (18)
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ComputerTech/rizon
nods
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DuckHunt/rizon
The last duck has been seen 28 minutes and 30 seconds ago.
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Mikoolo/rizon
Murasa is so far the smartest bot I've encountered.
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) |
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DuckHunt/rizon
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (20 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > You throw a handful of sand in MAGIC's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, but their weapon was lubricated and the sand had no effect.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > You throw a handful of sand in Peorth's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, thereby reducing by 50% the reliability of their gun for its next shot. Your purchase made you go back to level 17 (duck demolisher).
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs
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Mikoolo/rizon
Instead for fighting to keep ireland irish.
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ChanStat/rizon
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 2 out of 225 with a score of 43956.
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 24.522s, which makes you a total of 132 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 12 (duck clobber). \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 11 (inside out duck turner).
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Syndus/rizon
Just so we're clear, we all understood I just played a predictable nature and won out of patience. Two peas in a pod, pity the pod that thinks the other can't troll a troll.
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Rizon/rizon
[Big_Boss] The part's coming up where he says, "Monkey cheese."
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Rizon/rizon
[Zack] The part's coming up where he says, "Monkey cheese."
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Peorth/rizon
I tried to dehalfop you (/mode #computertech -h ComputerTech
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Syndus/rizon
Come on some of you still remember hot fuzz
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PapaFrog/rizon
I don't want to know.. considering what is discussed in this channel.
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Syndus/rizon
Lol no it's a "from hot fuzz I was just completing the conversation with a witty anecdote
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Syndus/rizon
For f*** sake Pan I have to explain the joke
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PapaFrog/rizon
If you have to explain a joke, it ain't funny.
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Syndus/rizon
Better yet if I have to explain something to a person it's not a joke
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phonekait/rizon
eats Syndus
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PapaFrog/rizon
I want cows like from Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
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Syndus/rizon
It was rather interesting to see Simon Pegg play a villain and doctor who in the 2005 still has the same character and tenant doesn't have that he can play a villain I don't think simon peg can be evil
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PapaFrog/rizon
Although, I guess it isn't abuse if they like it.
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Syndus/rizon
Sorry voice to text I was comparing the 2 being villainous as actors I was saying Simon Pegg can't be a villain in my mind yet tenant can play a very creepy one
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Syndus/rizon
Do you guys ever watch Jessica Jones before
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 9 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
beer > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 14.442s, which makes you a total of 580 ducks (including 197 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [69 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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Ahsoka/rizon
Playing the Resident Evil 4 Remake Demo now
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Ahsoka/rizon
Even though i already preordered on PSN
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iwof/rizon
wow you guys are easy to piss off
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iwof/rizon
i need an estimation of completion for this project
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iwof/rizon
i project two weeks with my anal-yst doing some hard c0cks
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iwof/rizon
anyone watch knock on the cabin?
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* franstam's bullet ricochetes on Peorth, thanks to their deflection modifier of 47%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 55.487s, which makes you a total of 133 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
dgw > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
dgw > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2