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[00:41:12] dgw/rizon If you make fox sushi, that will probably change

[00:41:50] dgw/rizon Wasps are king asshole of the insect world :|

[01:44:03] dgw/rizon !bang

[01:44:08] dgw/rizon !bang

[01:44:14] dgw/rizon !bang

[01:44:15] dgw/rizon !bang

[01:44:22] dgw/rizon !reload

[01:44:24] dgw/rizon feck

[01:44:30] dgw/rizon c h a o s

[01:45:03] dgw/rizon anti-flood yaaaaay /s

[01:48:06] dgw/rizon I lol'd. Also curious if Angel will resolve the link for me. https://i.redd.it/iu3qg7qfodna1.jpg

[01:48:12] dgw/rizon Guess not.

[02:47:05] dgw/rizon <~End3r> you just lost like 5 cool points << CT *had* cool points?

[05:05:04] dgw/rizon !bang

[05:05:08] dgw/rizon !banh

[05:05:11] dgw/rizon !bang

[05:05:19] dgw/rizon I hate doing this on phone

[05:05:36] dgw/rizon Because the duck must die

[05:06:38] dgw/rizon Don't think I want my life to be quite that cool

[05:06:44] dgw/rizon Too much excitement 🙃

[05:12:29] dgw/rizon Sounds like a r/brandnewsentence to me

[07:41:19] dgw/rizon !bang

[07:41:20] dgw/rizon !bang

[07:41:22] dgw/rizon !bang

[07:41:24] dgw/rizon !reload

[07:41:26] dgw/rizon !bang

[10:18:07] dgw/rizon !bang

[10:37:07] dgw/rizon !bang

[19:43:06] dgw/rizon !bang

[19:43:11] dgw/rizon weeeeeeee

[19:43:25] dgw/rizon magic

[19:43:43] dgw/rizon I've given up trying to keep track of my ammo

[19:43:45] dgw/rizon lol

[19:43:58] dgw/rizon yo

[19:44:00] dgw/rizon $slap ComputerTech

[19:44:11] dgw/rizon mentions window told me you did this

[19:44:15] dgw/rizon so it's your turn <3

[19:44:26] dgw/rizon !duckstats

[19:44:35] dgw/rizon science time

[19:44:40] dgw/rizon !shop 1 dgw

[19:44:47] dgw/rizon !duckstats

[19:44:57] dgw/rizon no effect on karma

[19:44:58] dgw/rizon costs xp

[19:45:03] dgw/rizon just like !shop 1

[19:45:30] dgw/rizon !shop 2

[19:46:01] dgw/rizon ComputerTech, when recharge? midnight GMT?

[19:46:03] dgw/rizon !bang

[19:46:07] dgw/rizon > 2.222s

[19:46:11] dgw/rizon fucking wew

[19:46:31] dgw/rizon surely someone would want it to be 6.969s

[19:46:52] dgw/rizon there's always one guy

[19:46:56] dgw/rizon even if you aren't him

[19:47:33] dgw/rizon o, I just set a new best

[19:47:38] dgw/rizon previous was 2.285

[19:47:42] dgw/rizon very small improvement.....

[20:59:00] dgw/rizon !foxy

[20:59:09] dgw/rizon that should also trigger !bang :P

[21:30:50] dgw/rizon guess you pissed off ComputerTech in a previous life

[22:07:06] dgw/rizon !bang

[22:07:08] dgw/rizon !reload

[22:07:10] dgw/rizon !bang

[22:12:30] dgw/rizon wouldn't system admin be SystemAdmin's job, not ComputerTech's?

[22:12:56] dgw/rizon :D

[22:13:01] dgw/rizon he's gonna be mad at me again

[22:13:37] dgw/rizon c0ded, lol, I remember my own days of "I'm gonna run ALL the things!"

[22:13:44] dgw/rizon got tired of it

[22:13:53] dgw/rizon he will too, in time

[22:14:06] dgw/rizon kek

[22:14:11] dgw/rizon so did CT, theoretically

[22:14:50] dgw/rizon at that point in my own life I was still working on websites with framesets

[22:14:59] dgw/rizon silly 12yo me thought those were cool

[22:15:38] dgw/rizon <2

[22:15:47] dgw/rizon <0

[22:15:55] dgw/rizon IntegerOverflowError :P

[22:16:07] dgw/rizon lol

[22:16:17] dgw/rizon $slap c0ded

[22:16:28] dgw/rizon +slap komputer

[22:16:32] dgw/rizon it should be

[22:16:37] dgw/rizon all bots need slap

[22:17:16] dgw/rizon probably?

[22:17:22] dgw/rizon don't think foxy made me admin

[22:17:42] dgw/rizon first prefix she found that wasn't used by another bot in here ig

[22:17:46] dgw/rizon !help

[22:17:54] dgw/rizon four different bots answered that

[22:18:12] dgw/rizon my old bot used ;

[22:18:51] dgw/rizon it's not always possible to customize the command names without lots of extra work around updates

[22:19:03] dgw/rizon changing prefix is ez

[22:19:25] dgw/rizon more like depends on whether the bot supports remapping commands

[22:19:54] dgw/rizon (I maintain one such bot, an instance of which is in here.)

[22:20:11] dgw/rizon Angel runs Sopel

[22:20:22] dgw/rizon it's foxy's own bot that someone else created

[22:20:33] dgw/rizon c0ded, let it go

[22:20:46] dgw/rizon it's very annoying to maintain your own fork of every plugin you use

[22:20:52] dgw/rizon just to change command names

[22:20:58] dgw/rizon changing prefix is e a s i e r

[22:21:14] dgw/rizon ,help

[22:21:18] dgw/rizon that's taken too

[22:21:18] dgw/rizon damn

[22:21:23] dgw/rizon 'help

[22:21:26] dgw/rizon AHA

[22:21:35] dgw/rizon foxy, you can use ' as prefix instead of $ if you want

[22:21:42] dgw/rizon RUDE

[22:21:50] dgw/rizon $slap Mikoolo

[22:22:14] dgw/rizon sometimes you just have to do it yourself

[22:22:42] dgw/rizon DuckHunt is shitty TCL

[22:22:46] dgw/rizon Angel is python

[22:25:01] dgw/rizon $py import os; print os.platform

[22:25:08] dgw/rizon :D

[22:25:39] dgw/rizon it runs on a sandbox, not the bot's own server

[22:26:05] dgw/rizon !bang

[22:26:16] dgw/rizon !shop foxy

[22:26:18] dgw/rizon :(

[22:26:44] dgw/rizon what do you think I'm doing? lol

[22:26:57] dgw/rizon can't up-arrow when I've been doing actual chat

[22:26:58] dgw/rizon lol

[22:27:17] dgw/rizon also btw, you may need to disable the py plugin

[22:27:32] dgw/rizon just for spam control reasons, if people get carried away :P

[22:28:07] dgw/rizon $py print('c0ded is a butt')

[22:28:41] dgw/rizon $py print('%s is a butt' % ''.join(('c', '0', 'd', 'e', 'd')))

[22:28:44] dgw/rizon :>

[22:29:56] dgw/rizon you would??

[22:30:04] dgw/rizon /ban c0ded

[22:30:05] dgw/rizon :P

[22:30:14] dgw/rizon people try

[22:30:16] dgw/rizon lol

[22:30:36] dgw/rizon if they try too much it runs out of resources and shuts off for a while 🤷‍♂️

[22:31:06] dgw/rizon it'd be more useful if it was py3

[22:31:08] dgw/rizon imo

[22:31:45] dgw/rizon hoping for someone who really finds utility in it to come along and take over maintenance of the backend

[22:32:02] dgw/rizon I started on a rewrite but decided, meh

[22:32:39] dgw/rizon 2to3

[22:32:42] dgw/rizon import six

[22:32:44] dgw/rizon :P

[22:32:54] dgw/rizon yeah

[22:33:18] dgw/rizon Sopel was using from __future__ import print_function for years, to be as ready as possible for dropping py2

[22:35:23] dgw/rizon 3long

[22:44:04] dgw/rizon :>

[22:44:13] dgw/rizon #worthit

[22:45:04] dgw/rizon !bang

[22:45:14] dgw/rizon tfw foxy is faster but misses more

[22:45:32] dgw/rizon is that what I have to look forward to? shittier gun reliability?

[22:45:37] dgw/rizon maybe I don't wanna level up

[22:48:49] dgw/rizon $slap ComputerTech

[22:48:57] dgw/rizon Angel Norris today, huh

[22:52:15] dgw/rizon lemon pie!!!!!

[22:52:21] dgw/rizon of course it is

[22:52:33] dgw/rizon $8b does Kuro not make anything?

[22:52:36] dgw/rizon zzz

[22:52:38] dgw/rizon $8b does Kuro not make anything?

[22:52:45] dgw/rizon Angel: but what

[22:52:48] dgw/rizon :|

[22:53:03] dgw/rizon !bang

[22:53:10] dgw/rizon heh

[22:53:23] dgw/rizon true

[22:53:43] dgw/rizon I either get pop-at-home or just buy prepopped bags

[22:54:23] dgw/rizon now ComputerTech can mine Monero on your box

[22:54:30] dgw/rizon gj little_mac, you fell for one of the classic blunders

[22:54:53] dgw/rizon 😼

[22:55:16] dgw/rizon not even kidding, I think some site momgw was researching the other day had mining or shit going on

[22:55:27] dgw/rizon she told me "computer is slow"

[22:55:50] dgw/rizon checking Chrome's task manager showed a specific tab using a ton of background CPU

[22:55:57] dgw/rizon either mining, or just terrible awful JS

[22:57:18] dgw/rizon gold's worth a lot more than monero

[22:57:20] dgw/rizon you win, little_mac

[22:58:47] dgw/rizon > loving HP

[22:58:49] dgw/rizon > $CURRENT_YEAR

[23:00:30] dgw/rizon 🤪

[23:00:44] dgw/rizon .yt sayashi lazer

[23:01:02] dgw/rizon Peorth is a nice song

[23:01:33] dgw/rizon no no

[23:01:35] dgw/rizon it's a shitpost

[23:01:49] dgw/rizon he is obviously not "a song"

[23:01:58] dgw/rizon owo

[23:02:13] dgw/rizon iwi

[23:04:00] dgw/rizon JS bad

[23:04:04] dgw/rizon easy question

[23:04:21] dgw/rizon don't drag me into your turf wars!

[23:04:39] dgw/rizon I refuse to be a pawn(gw)

[23:04:47] dgw/rizon nuuuuuuu

[23:04:57] dgw/rizon not even if you're using me like FlexSeal

[23:05:13] dgw/rizon you take things very literally, don't you

[23:05:23] dgw/rizon lol

[23:05:33] dgw/rizon that's not gonna work for, uh

[23:05:36] dgw/rizon the majority of my jokes

[23:05:58] dgw/rizon sarcasm in text hard

[23:06:14] dgw/rizon I'm all over the fucking place

[23:06:30] dgw/rizon easiest answer is just "look me up on trakt"

[23:06:43] dgw/rizon you see

[23:06:51] dgw/rizon "the fucking place" is like a porn parody of "The Good Place"

[23:07:27] dgw/rizon fuck

[23:07:45] dgw/rizon running backward, wcgw

[23:09:21] dgw/rizon we are in this situation: https://youtu.be/4KNzdlc7ZcA?t=105

[23:09:38] dgw/rizon apparently you're Bugs

[23:12:10] dgw/rizon lmao

[23:12:19] dgw/rizon ur even worse

[23:12:23] dgw/rizon idk who n0s3y|afk even is

[23:12:40] dgw/rizon "based" is an identity now?

[23:12:57] dgw/rizon lol

[23:13:03] dgw/rizon as expected from that name

[23:13:24] dgw/rizon anyone who unironically says things (or themselves) are "based" is likely not

[23:13:26] dgw/rizon :D

[23:13:39] dgw/rizon no

[23:13:39] dgw/rizon <3

[23:13:51] dgw/rizon awa

[23:13:58] dgw/rizon mwm

[23:14:04] dgw/rizon lwl

[23:14:11] dgw/rizon pwp

[23:14:21] dgw/rizon zwz

[23:14:27] dgw/rizon ...

[23:14:30] dgw/rizon ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT

[23:14:44] dgw/rizon crovax, twt

[23:14:56] dgw/rizon qwq even

[23:22:02] dgw/rizon how has Peorth not discovered this yet

[23:22:09] dgw/rizon <+Peorth> moo

[23:22:12] dgw/rizon super common ^

[23:38:58] dgw/rizon !bang

[23:39:00] dgw/rizon !reload

[23:39:01] dgw/rizon !bang

[23:39:05] dgw/rizon fuck you

[23:39:24] dgw/rizon ComputerTech, why'd it reset? it's not midnight GMT yet

[23:40:07] dgw/rizon !bang

[23:40:10] dgw/rizon fucker

[23:40:17] dgw/rizon foxy

[23:40:26] dgw/rizon someone should get these damn ducks even if I can't

[23:40:31] dgw/rizon they MUST DIE

[23:41:45] dgw/rizon !bang

[23:42:04] dgw/rizon !duckstats

[23:42:18] dgw/rizon I still don't understand how automatically getting your gun back works

[23:42:24] dgw/rizon guess it's if active_ducks == 0

[23:43:11] dgw/rizon $8b does ComputerTech suffer from attention deficit OOH SHINY???

[23:43:15] dgw/rizon r u d e

[23:43:40] dgw/rizon ComputerTech, icopus shot the first duck and I still had no gun until after the second was shot

[23:43:53] dgw/rizon bug or incorrect explanation?

[23:43:54] dgw/rizon :>

[23:44:13] dgw/rizon > TCL

[23:44:16] dgw/rizon there's your problem

[23:44:25] dgw/rizon rewrite DuckHunt as a Sopel plugin next :P

[23:44:44] dgw/rizon not sure what's a worse first language, TCL or Perl

[23:45:32] dgw/rizon how much is a week at $0/hr

[23:46:57] dgw/rizon .cc 0*1.2

[23:46:58] dgw/rizon :D

[23:47:40] dgw/rizon https://fat.gfycat.com/FinishedAnguishedAlaskajingle.mp4

[23:47:47] dgw/rizon re: scientist

[23:49:33] dgw/rizon what'd the bed do to you?!

[23:50:13] dgw/rizon I constantly receive bad sleep

[23:50:51] dgw/rizon r e c e i v e ~

[23:50:54] dgw/rizon ftfy

[23:51:12] dgw/rizon that's Blank Check kinda moneyu

[23:51:13] dgw/rizon -u

[23:51:22] dgw/rizon that or Brewster's Millions, pick one

[23:51:37] dgw/rizon I wasn't on the list :|

[23:52:01] dgw/rizon are you gonna check that twice

[23:52:18] dgw/rizon :(

[23:52:23] dgw/rizon I probably deserve it tho

[23:52:36] dgw/rizon .u lskt

[23:52:37] dgw/rizon sad

[23:52:42] dgw/rizon I love it when typos exist on UD

[23:52:51] dgw/rizon lol

[23:53:28] dgw/rizon I know it'll happen

[23:53:38] dgw/rizon I was here for the face convo this weekend

[23:53:40] dgw/rizon gj

[23:53:43] dgw/rizon you did it urself

[23:54:01] dgw/rizon "How Much For That Happiness In The Window?"

[23:54:11] dgw/rizon new song parody idea just dropped

[23:54:17] dgw/rizon send to Weird Al

[23:54:21] dgw/rizon oh wait, he doesn't take suggestions

[23:54:50] dgw/rizon <&dgw> "How Much For That Happiness In The Window?" >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=safoNysTrbE

[23:55:09] dgw/rizon song parody

[23:55:11] dgw/rizon go write it!

[23:55:22] dgw/rizon someone who loves the source song is the best one to parody it

[23:55:32] dgw/rizon I assume after

[23:55:43] dgw/rizon isn't crovax ComputerTech's daddy

[23:56:00] dgw/rizon .

[23:56:09] dgw/rizon not gonna make much progress chasing me if you're in the toilet

[23:56:32] dgw/rizon in light of the song title, I should have said "daddie"

[23:56:36] dgw/rizon live and learn

[23:57:50] dgw/rizon forget that, hope he washed hands

[23:58:02] dgw/rizon teenagers

[23:58:33] dgw/rizon also fast food restaurants all over USA have "Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work" signs in the bathrooms

[23:58:41] dgw/rizon implying they don't 🤮

[23:58:53] dgw/rizon ComputerTech, I press X to doubt that

[23:59:10] dgw/rizon ^

[23:59:28] dgw/rizon the people who hang out in the software project channels I'm in on Libera are more normal than CT

[23:59:30] dgw/rizon hands down

[23:59:46] dgw/rizon :>

[23:59:49] dgw/rizon :^)

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