IRC Driven

[17:04:59] & h4/rizon that might upset some southern germans

[17:05:29] & h4/rizon speaking of weird people drinking too much

[17:05:31] & h4/rizon how is ComputerTech?

[17:30:47] & h4/rizon the alcoholic is back

[17:30:55] & h4/rizon sure it is a flu?

[17:31:05] & h4/rizon hey magisch

[17:31:12] & h4/rizon weak

[17:31:43] & h4/rizon FOUR TIMES??

[17:31:48] & h4/rizon how?

[17:31:54] & h4/rizon thought you were surrounded by sheep

[17:31:57] & h4/rizon and other drunkards

[17:32:08] & h4/rizon impressive

[17:32:19] & h4/rizon i had it once lol

[17:33:22] & h4/rizon this one is on you ComputerTech

[17:33:30] & h4/rizon you just had to wear the shoe

[17:34:36] & h4/rizon edgy

[17:38:58] & h4/rizon wow

[17:39:30] & h4/rizon like you aren't hungover

[17:39:35] & h4/rizon hey ji

[17:40:44] & h4/rizon lol what?

[17:40:49] & h4/rizon this is a sane chan?

[17:43:03] & h4/rizon buut they finally got rid of the lolas

[17:43:12] & h4/rizon so that is something

[17:43:21] & h4/rizon there are more!?

[17:43:36] & h4/rizon they may remain there then

[17:46:15] & h4/rizon buuh

[17:46:27] & h4/rizon ban ComputerTech!computerte@ComputerTech.Network

[17:46:56] & h4/rizon we shall see

[17:49:57] & h4/rizon was nice knowing you

[17:50:06] & h4/rizon i mean you were always a little bitchy

[17:50:12] & h4/rizon but you shouldn't have to die from covid because of it

[17:50:28] & h4/rizon well you had it four times

[17:50:35] & h4/rizon only a matter of time

[17:51:19] & h4/rizon lol idiot

[17:51:26] & h4/rizon why brag about it?

[17:52:18] & h4/rizon you just told me

[17:52:24] & h4/rizon your dad and your brother had it roughly the same

[17:52:32] & h4/rizon then you proceed with "everyone's different"

[17:52:50] & h4/rizon i am only repeating your words

[17:53:11] & h4/rizon oh watch out

[17:53:14] & h4/rizon ComputerTech is on the case

[17:53:17] & h4/rizon he heard "coding"

[17:53:48] & h4/rizon Audi: why not program the global update button yourself?

[17:53:54] & h4/rizon might make for a fun evening

[17:54:48] & h4/rizon so you just take code you found online

[17:54:51] & h4/rizon and use it

[17:55:05] & h4/rizon i mean you can

[17:55:22] & h4/rizon but you should really just download the statically compiled binary

[17:55:45] & h4/rizon that way you can always claim you couldn't know what was inside

[17:55:57] & h4/rizon from a random github repo

[17:57:06] & h4/rizon ja bitte?

[17:57:40] & h4/rizon well you are in a channel packed with experts in programming, hacking, coding, writing code, repeating themselves, pushing garbage

[17:58:07] & h4/rizon you can always ask one of the countless experts in here

[17:58:11] & h4/rizon or just skip the lowlifes

[17:58:13] & h4/rizon and ask ComputerTech himself

[17:58:25] & h4/rizon i do

[17:58:42] & h4/rizon haha

[17:58:48] & h4/rizon we don't have oil

[17:58:55] & h4/rizon we got europe by the balls because we lack natural resources

[17:59:09] & h4/rizon even that ugly kuro thing

[17:59:24] & h4/rizon i hate his fucking face

[17:59:30] & h4/rizon but the result isnt shabby

[17:59:39] & h4/rizon nah MAGIC is a rookie

[17:59:41] & h4/rizon also sysadmin

[17:59:50] & h4/rizon he couldn't manage a hello world in python

[18:00:19] & h4/rizon no doubt

[18:00:25] & h4/rizon but you guys mostly can't code for shit

[18:00:39] & h4/rizon :D

[18:01:10] & h4/rizon herald: you act like this is something new to you

[18:01:19] & h4/rizon when have i not been doing that? :P

[18:01:31] & h4/rizon o

[18:01:35] & h4/rizon i had no idea

[18:01:42] & h4/rizon .quote add <~ComputerTech> i wasn't drunk when i left

[18:01:48] & h4/rizon gotta remember the times he was sober

[18:02:01] & h4/rizon yeah right

[18:02:04] & h4/rizon but that one time you used a crack

[18:02:09] & h4/rizon and that other time you used crack

[18:02:25] & h4/rizon that too

[18:02:29] & h4/rizon also the stuff with the animals

[18:02:33] & h4/rizon if that isnt illegal

[18:02:38] & h4/rizon it is at least not common

[18:03:20] & h4/rizon sounds like vodafone

[18:04:17] & h4/rizon but is it the real customer support experience?

[18:04:26] & h4/rizon shitty music way too loud sounding even shittier over the phone

[18:04:51] & h4/rizon interrupted every minute by telling you that there currently isn't anybody free to serve you

[18:05:11] & h4/rizon .yt this is steve with customer service

[18:07:00] & h4/rizon .yt south park hello this is varashnu

[18:07:07] & h4/rizon hey Frogorg

[18:07:25] & h4/rizon ITS SEA-MAN!

[18:07:35] & h4/rizon :D

[18:07:43] & h4/rizon IT'S SEA-MAN AND SWALLOW!

[18:07:46] & h4/rizon SWALLOW, COME!

[18:09:18] & h4/rizon he loves you

[18:09:31] & h4/rizon and reminds you that you fought together in 'Nam

[18:10:01] & h4/rizon back when you were slaughtering evil communist civilians

[18:10:24] & h4/rizon no

[18:10:32] & h4/rizon if your 47 mins was correct

[18:10:41] & h4/rizon then you were on hold for 54 mins

[18:13:01] & h4/rizon oof

[18:15:05] & h4/rizon you should combine

[18:23:14] & h4/rizon oh nein

[18:23:30] & h4/rizon hi deadly

[18:23:45] & h4/rizon unban him you rude irishman!

[18:24:15] & h4/rizon sorry deadly, i was counting on ComputerCunt to unban you directly

[18:24:19] & h4/rizon out of respect, you know

[18:24:23] & h4/rizon but he does not seem to respect you

[18:24:34] & h4/rizon what a piece of garbage

[18:26:43] & h4/rizon Audi: what?

[18:27:18] & h4/rizon shut up ComputerTech >:(

[18:27:32] & h4/rizon she is living here now

[18:27:39] & h4/rizon i have to listen to a lot of garbage

[18:27:52] & h4/rizon i already regret letting her move into my basement

[18:28:45] & h4/rizon no u!

[18:29:29] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: please remove deadly

[18:29:31] & h4/rizon he posted a tiktok

[18:29:42] & h4/rizon HE POSTED A TIKTOK YOU FUCK

[18:29:57] & h4/rizon A FUCKING TIKTOK

[18:30:03] & h4/rizon that does it

[18:30:39] & h4/rizon hold on

[18:30:53] & h4/rizon ji: wb

[18:31:12] & h4/rizon yes

[18:31:15] & h4/rizon it reads ji

[18:31:25] & h4/rizon what's with the cunts?

[18:32:05] & h4/rizon wow

[18:32:07] & h4/rizon he called you a bitch

[18:32:10] & h4/rizon right into your face

[18:32:27] & h4/rizon do better deadly

[18:32:43] & h4/rizon when is komputer gonna come back?

[18:33:24] & h4/rizon $tell komputer you will die

[18:33:43] & h4/rizon ⁵ Frogorg

[18:34:50] & h4/rizon i fixed one of my bikes today

[18:34:54] & h4/rizon and rode 20km on it

[18:35:01] & h4/rizon !bang

[18:35:07] & h4/rizon not worth it

[18:35:23] & h4/rizon scheiß Kartoffel

[18:35:57] & h4/rizon hey!

[18:36:22] & h4/rizon what incident would that be?

[18:36:34] & h4/rizon stop kissing his ass ComputerTech

[18:36:38] & h4/rizon Frogorg: oh shit :/

[18:37:03] & h4/rizon but you are exercising

[18:37:07] & h4/rizon regardless of the episode

[18:37:11] & h4/rizon you will lose weight

[18:37:37] & h4/rizon lll

[18:37:40] & h4/rizon o eow

[18:37:45] & h4/rizon fucking alcohol

[18:38:09] & h4/rizon spring is cancelled

[18:38:11] & h4/rizon autumn is back

[18:38:37] & h4/rizon buy a surfboard

[18:39:13] & h4/rizon don't worry ji

[18:39:18] & h4/rizon it will likely get worse the coming years

[18:40:07] & h4/rizon was it just a huge middlefinger?

[19:15:10] & h4/rizon well

[19:15:13] & h4/rizon sucks to be your cousin

[19:16:31] & h4/rizon you call your cousin fucker?

[19:17:15] & h4/rizon well

[19:17:32] & h4/rizon "he's a good kid, just young. Gonna try to find this fucker [...]"

[19:18:03] & h4/rizon no problem

[19:18:07] & h4/rizon i misread that on purpose

[19:18:18] & h4/rizon usually works great on ComputerTech

[19:19:51] & h4/rizon drunk again

[19:19:57] & h4/rizon he starts talking rubbish again

[19:20:05] & h4/rizon how many beers did it take ComputerTech?

[19:20:11] & h4/rizon oh sorry, "Magners"

[19:21:36] & h4/rizon got a feeling you will be meeting a lot of retarded people there

[19:21:43] & h4/rizon perhaps you come across ComputerTech

[19:22:03] & h4/rizon so is ct

[19:23:04] & h4/rizon just spotted some trash over there

[19:23:06] & h4/rizon cleaned that up for you

[19:23:52] & h4/rizon he sure has a way of making friends

[19:24:02] & h4/rizon i have never seen anybody talking bad about ComputerTech

[19:24:09] & h4/rizon s/seen/heard/

[19:25:14] & h4/rizon i call it selective reading

[19:30:02] & h4/rizon !bang

[19:30:04] & h4/rizon !bang

[19:30:55] & h4/rizon THE

[19:31:14] & h4/rizon kill him

[19:42:33] & h4/rizon so you can post it all funny like?

[19:42:49] & h4/rizon but then get a little bitchy when someone actually ignores what you say? :P

[19:48:19] & h4/rizon i also know you are a little slow

[19:48:25] & h4/rizon no need to show me again :D

[19:48:58] & h4/rizon why?

[19:49:14] & h4/rizon seomeone earlier said there are mostly bots in here

[19:49:31] & h4/rizon also someone kicked ct-irssi

[19:49:41] & h4/rizon :D

[19:50:00] & h4/rizon i shan't kick it again

[19:50:08] & h4/rizon pinky promise and stuff

[19:50:13] & h4/rizon ok i'm gonna jerk off now

[19:50:14] & h4/rizon later

[19:50:34] & h4/rizon this will only be a matter of minutes

[19:50:43] & h4/rizon efficient

[19:50:48] & h4/rizon i don't have time to enjoy this

[19:51:17] & h4/rizon might take longer

[19:52:07] & h4/rizon that is not very weltoffen

[19:52:36] & h4/rizon but shouldn't we have heard him out first?

[19:52:44] & h4/rizon maybe christ is the way

[19:52:52] & h4/rizon HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!?

[19:53:03] & h4/rizon i shall pray for his soul instead of jacking off

[19:53:10] & h4/rizon don't want hair to grow between my fingers anyway

[19:53:32] & h4/rizon foxy there is another one?

[19:53:35] & h4/rizon jehovaistheway?

[19:53:54] & h4/rizon foxy some can'T help it though

[19:54:03] & h4/rizon two names immediately come to mind

[19:54:05] & h4/rizon lola and lola

[19:54:25] & h4/rizon @seen Puba

[19:54:32] & h4/rizon so there was a puba

[19:54:35] & h4/rizon @seen Piba

[19:54:53] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: lola said Puba was moving

[19:54:59] & h4/rizon must be moving to NY on foot

[19:55:10] & h4/rizon neither has Audi

[19:55:34] & h4/rizon he went for cigs

[19:55:34] & h4/rizon not milk

[19:55:46] & h4/rizon well well well

[19:55:51] & h4/rizon always knew he was southern

[19:56:01] & h4/rizon und Rinde

[19:56:02] & h4/rizon yes

[19:57:01] & h4/rizon they are still underway

[19:57:04] & h4/rizon need to surface first

[19:57:13] & h4/rizon if you look close enough

[19:57:19] & h4/rizon you can see them approach slowly

[19:57:27] & h4/rizon one of the updates has failed and has to be carried by the others

[19:57:34] & h4/rizon @ustats

[19:57:50] & h4/rizon probably

[19:57:58] & h4/rizon well

[19:57:59] & h4/rizon manboobs

[19:58:08] & h4/rizon you know, obese guys

[19:58:12] & h4/rizon have fat tits too

[19:58:19] & h4/rizon quite

[19:58:24] & h4/rizon .quote random

[19:58:32] & h4/rizon ha

[19:58:34] & h4/rizon .quote random

[19:58:51] & h4/rizon lower than first floor

[19:59:07] & h4/rizon is that cunk on britain?

[19:59:11] & h4/rizon or cunk on history?

[19:59:32] & h4/rizon wow

[19:59:33] & h4/rizon you said that?

[19:59:42] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/FAKE/BASED/

[19:59:52] & h4/rizon you are kinda disgusting

[19:59:58] & h4/rizon yes

[20:00:00] & h4/rizon i believe so too

[20:00:06] & h4/rizon but it has been over a year

[20:00:13] & h4/rizon .quote random

[20:00:38] & h4/rizon rip Kowal :(

[20:00:52] & h4/rizon aaaw

[20:01:02] & h4/rizon quick, someone love Audi

[20:01:05] & h4/rizon he is jeally

[20:01:06] & h4/rizon *jelly

[20:01:30] & h4/rizon glad that one is gone

[20:01:54] & h4/rizon true

[20:02:02] & h4/rizon .quote random

[20:02:20] & h4/rizon that isn't too far fetched

[20:02:24] & h4/rizon no

[20:02:27] & h4/rizon .quote random

[20:02:28] & h4/rizon we are edgelords

[20:03:00] & h4/rizon man you were simping ct

[20:03:05] & h4/rizon kick him

[20:03:31] & h4/rizon you added that one with the pegging?

[20:03:37] & h4/rizon wow someone really wants to feel the 13 inches

[20:03:47] & h4/rizon Mikoolo: he hasn't?

[20:04:07] & h4/rizon gay

[20:04:31] & h4/rizon nice

[20:04:32] & h4/rizon did he fuck you?

[20:04:52] & h4/rizon oh nein

[20:04:57] & h4/rizon we got sushi

[20:04:59] & h4/rizon how did that happen?

[20:05:05] & h4/rizon who overused the random quotes?

[20:05:18] & h4/rizon ach du scheiße

[20:05:20] & h4/rizon sushi-chan RUN! :O

[20:05:23] & h4/rizon ComputerTech is horny

[20:05:59] & h4/rizon RUN SUSHI

[20:06:41] & h4/rizon that coming from you

[20:07:12] & h4/rizon lol

[20:07:29] & h4/rizon toni mein dude

[20:07:36] & h4/rizon wie war Baustelle?

[20:08:03] & h4/rizon lol

[20:08:16] & h4/rizon .quote random

[20:08:32] & h4/rizon yeah right

[20:08:34] & h4/rizon fake

[20:08:44] & h4/rizon so when is tors coming back?

[20:08:51] & h4/rizon he gets kicked out of every channel

[20:08:54] & h4/rizon it is hard to talk to him :D

[20:09:16] & h4/rizon stop repeating ComputerTech

[20:09:32] & h4/rizon foxy just always attracts the weird ones

[20:09:40] & h4/rizon oh that one

[20:09:48] & h4/rizon i remember socrativDev

[20:10:00] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: gold diggers

[20:10:16] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/ducks/dicks/

[20:10:24] & h4/rizon lol

[20:10:31] & h4/rizon kuro is special

[20:10:40] & h4/rizon question

[20:10:42] & h4/rizon have you eaten it?

[20:10:54] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: not really

[20:11:09] & h4/rizon it was 36 weeks ago

[20:11:23] & h4/rizon nope

[20:11:25] & h4/rizon wouldnt have @

[20:11:34] & h4/rizon foxy i never faked sushi quotes :O

[20:11:37] & h4/rizon i only fake ComputerTech

[20:12:00] & h4/rizon hot

[20:12:26] & h4/rizon oh nice

[20:12:30] & h4/rizon one of my favourites

[20:12:42] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: we are getting old

[20:12:48] & h4/rizon gotta reminisce about the old days

[20:13:03] & h4/rizon nothing exciting happening any more

[20:13:11] & h4/rizon it also took three tries to write "exciting" right

[20:13:14] & h4/rizon close to the grave

[20:13:24] & h4/rizon hands off!

[20:13:31] & h4/rizon lol

[20:13:38] & h4/rizon sushi-chan: i prefer a cable

[20:13:56] & h4/rizon .quote random

[20:14:03] & h4/rizon see

[20:14:09] & h4/rizon i never fake sushi quotes

[20:14:32] & h4/rizon ComputerTech: age

[20:14:35] & h4/rizon eyes arent so good

[20:14:47] & h4/rizon .quote random

[20:15:02] & h4/rizon pretty meh

[20:15:02] & h4/rizon !bang

[20:15:06] & h4/rizon !reload

[20:15:13] & h4/rizon you were probably drunk

[20:15:16] & h4/rizon .quote random

[20:15:31] & h4/rizon doesnt look fake

[20:16:02] & h4/rizon !bang

[20:16:11] & h4/rizon shitty doc

[20:16:43] & h4/rizon .quote random

[20:16:48] & h4/rizon lol

[20:17:07] & h4/rizon ha

[20:17:10] & h4/rizon he acts like it too

[20:25:25] & h4/rizon you do?

[20:27:38] & h4/rizon fix what?

[20:27:43] & h4/rizon oh

[20:27:45] & h4/rizon exercise

[20:27:50] & h4/rizon the only way

[20:28:02] & h4/rizon i had pain in my back and my shoulders for a long time

[20:28:06] & h4/rizon started working out a lot

[20:28:08] & h4/rizon no more pain

[20:28:15] & h4/rizon just gotta keep at it

[20:28:43] & h4/rizon it is just a sign of too little exercise

[20:28:50] & h4/rizon the human body needs a lot of activity

[20:28:55] & h4/rizon it's in your genes

[20:29:33] & h4/rizon Audi: tell ComputerTech how that works

[20:29:36] & h4/rizon he is drinking daily

[20:30:07] & h4/rizon sushii_: your peers reject you

[20:30:30] & h4/rizon don't give him a reason to drink another five years

[20:30:57] & h4/rizon [21:20:41] <@Robby> i finally kicked TorS out cause i was tired of his useless babbling... 2 months, and everyday it was always the same stupid shit...

[20:30:57] & h4/rizon [21:21:07] <@Robby> don't think the dude knows how to have a conversation

[20:30:59] & h4/rizon lol

[20:31:33] & h4/rizon sushii_: eat a lot of vegetables, work out regularly

[20:32:22] & h4/rizon Audi: i eat a lot of bell pepper (or paprika for non americunts) and mushrooms

[20:32:30] & h4/rizon you can eat paprika raw

[20:32:32] & h4/rizon tastes awesome

[20:32:48] & h4/rizon can i add onions to this?

[20:32:52] & h4/rizon they are kinda in everything anyways

[20:33:06] & h4/rizon oh and broccoli

[20:33:14] & h4/rizon also rosenkohl

[20:33:18] & h4/rizon they all taste amazing

[20:33:26] & h4/rizon i got carrots

[20:33:32] & h4/rizon think i'm gonna eat one :D

[20:34:35] & h4/rizon sushii_: coffee isnt really that great for your stomach

[20:36:06] & h4/rizon Audi: why would you ingest 20 ibuprofen? :D

[20:36:23] & h4/rizon i don't really like to take meds i don't require

[20:36:28] & h4/rizon takes a lot for me to take painkillers

[20:36:33] & h4/rizon gn8 sushii_ o/

[20:36:37] & h4/rizon say hi to sushi-chan

[20:38:45] & h4/rizon battery?

[20:38:51] & h4/rizon you dont have a desktop computer

[20:38:52] & h4/rizon ?

[20:42:27] & h4/rizon typical CT cunt move

[21:05:00] & h4/rizon foxy there?

[21:12:35] & h4/rizon damn

[21:13:41] & h4/rizon n8 Mikoolo

[21:13:45] & h4/rizon sweet dreams

[21:14:12] & h4/rizon not that groß

[21:14:22] & h4/rizon see

[21:14:24] & h4/rizon not groß at all :D

[21:16:28] & h4/rizon just in general or in the sack?

[21:17:30] & h4/rizon still a bit chubby

[21:18:14] & h4/rizon that is unfair

[21:18:21] & h4/rizon tors can't fight back

[21:18:24] & h4/rizon unless you let him back in

[21:24:32] & h4/rizon sure

[21:24:42] & h4/rizon alcohol, the stuff that heals you

[21:24:49] & h4/rizon both physically and mentally

[21:25:57] & h4/rizon plus if you are drunk off your ass

[21:26:02] & h4/rizon you pretty much forget that you feel like shit

[21:26:53] & h4/rizon but is it bad for you as well?

[21:31:01] & h4/rizon then i suggest you stop doing it

[21:32:00] & h4/rizon i am just full of helpful ideas

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