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[12:25:52] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/yGXaAWbzl5A

[14:25:30] Mikoolo/rizon 1 hour and 35 minutes to Diablo 4 open beta!

[14:57:57] Mikoolo/rizon 1 hour and 2 minutes to D4 open beta.

[15:54:57] Mikoolo/rizon 5 minutes until the Diablo 4 open beta starts!

[15:58:27] Mikoolo/rizon 53 minute queue

[16:04:58] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah zof

[16:05:05] Mikoolo/rizon It jumped down to 22 minutes queue now.

[16:05:26] Mikoolo/rizon I've had it installed since last weekend

[16:05:32] Mikoolo/rizon Played the closed one then.

[16:05:49] Mikoolo/rizon It's imo better than D3, the bit they allow it to play in the beta.

[16:05:50] Mikoolo/rizon No

[16:06:15] Mikoolo/rizon I sold my soul to KFC and shilled it to a poor innocent american. They were running a closed beta promotion.

[16:06:45] Mikoolo/rizon One american challenged his well being for me.

[16:06:52] Mikoolo/rizon A true soldier!

[16:07:38] Mikoolo/rizon Here https://www.gamespot.com/articles/get-diablo-4-early-beta-access-by-buying-a-kfc-sandwich/1100-6512194/

[16:07:52] Mikoolo/rizon But it ended on the 18th.

[16:09:08] Mikoolo/rizon 16 minutes

[16:09:17] Mikoolo/rizon Hope I get to eat my microwave pizza first.

[16:09:21] Mikoolo/rizon I'm starving.

[19:12:29] Mikoolo/rizon macron sounds like a cookie to me rather than a nut, foxy.

[19:13:06] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, blame Macron for japan closing it's borders, sushi-chan.

[19:13:38] Mikoolo/rizon And kings.

[19:13:48] Mikoolo/rizon Don't forget the shitty kings, sushi-chan.

[19:14:53] Mikoolo/rizon Our green party leaders painted their boats with banned toxic paint and used gasoline in their cars ment for other engines.

[19:15:08] Mikoolo/rizon And compared 9/11 with the holocaust saying that 9/11 was worse.

[19:15:21] Mikoolo/rizon For the islamophobia it caused.

[19:15:38] Mikoolo/rizon Bunch of hipocrites, h4.

[19:15:41] Mikoolo/rizon Here and tehre.

[19:15:48] Mikoolo/rizon there*

[19:18:39] Mikoolo/rizon sushi-chan he only got sentenced 4 months in prison.

[19:18:47] Mikoolo/rizon The guy that slapped macron.

[19:18:58] Mikoolo/rizon You made it sound like he got years.

[19:19:16] Mikoolo/rizon I would only slap hitler if I had a death wish.

[19:21:26] Mikoolo/rizon He wants to raise the retirement age from 62, not 60, sushi-chan. To 64.

[19:22:33] Mikoolo/rizon And france has really low retirement age, lowest in europe I think.

[19:23:34] Mikoolo/rizon No sushi-chan.

[19:23:40] Mikoolo/rizon The japanese government.

[19:23:51] Mikoolo/rizon Thats who you should be angry at for cancelling your trip to japan, sushi-chan.

[19:24:04] Mikoolo/rizon Because THEY closed their borders to tourism, sushi-chan.

[19:24:15] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[19:24:16] Mikoolo/rizon Covid

[19:25:36] Mikoolo/rizon So when was your flight cancelled sushi-chan?

[19:25:50] Mikoolo/rizon Today?

[19:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon Yesterday?

[19:26:16] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[19:26:54] Mikoolo/rizon Consult your airplane company about alternative flights, sushi-chan.

[19:27:31] Mikoolo/rizon They will do whatever they can to not refund your plane ticket, sushi-chan. Almost anything.

[19:28:32] Mikoolo/rizon Ask for that if you can't get a different flight to japan through them.

[19:28:59] Mikoolo/rizon Also don't forget to cancel your hotel bookings aswell, sushi-chan.

[19:30:19] Mikoolo/rizon Also your tourist guide if you got one due to being unable to speak japanese.

[19:31:02] Mikoolo/rizon And I got a tv series for you to watch while dreaming about visiting japan, sushi-chan.

[19:31:19] Mikoolo/rizon sushi-chan https://youtu.be/-JzeSxx0LC4

[19:31:51] Mikoolo/rizon a 6 episodes long documentary / resort series thingy?

[19:32:13] Mikoolo/rizon Featuring James May of Top Gear fame.

[19:33:46] Mikoolo/rizon here sushi-chan https://youtu.be/JRaINd8OK4c

[19:35:40] Mikoolo/rizon h4, I think sushi hates James May :(

[19:36:11] Mikoolo/rizon I'll tell James May about it next time I speak with him.

[19:36:20] Mikoolo/rizon Or rather said, when I speak to him.

[19:36:22] Mikoolo/rizon James May.

[19:36:34] Mikoolo/rizon You know. The Top Gear guy.

[19:36:58] Mikoolo/rizon James May even had a cooking show!

[19:37:00] Mikoolo/rizon Oh Cook!

[19:37:22] Mikoolo/rizon .u watch out it's the rozzies

[19:37:30] Mikoolo/rizon .u watch crikey the rozzies

[19:37:37] Mikoolo/rizon .u rozzies

[19:38:07] Mikoolo/rizon ROZZERS

[19:38:12] Mikoolo/rizon .u rozzers

[19:39:24] Mikoolo/rizon James May should be the next pm, right after Philomena Cunk.

[19:39:29] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[19:39:41] Mikoolo/rizon She hates James May.

[19:40:00] Mikoolo/rizon Nope

[19:40:05] Mikoolo/rizon She left.

[19:40:10] Mikoolo/rizon (Quit: Leaving)

[19:40:13] Mikoolo/rizon See.

[19:40:17] Mikoolo/rizon Not disconnected or timed out.

[19:40:19] Mikoolo/rizon Left.

[19:40:20] Mikoolo/rizon Quit

[19:40:42] Mikoolo/rizon She's angry she can't blame the macaroni.

[19:42:36] Mikoolo/rizon He's inot anything that walks, h4.

[19:42:38] Mikoolo/rizon into*

[19:42:49] Mikoolo/rizon As long as they are of legal age ofc.

[19:43:27] Mikoolo/rizon 1 year old.

[19:43:43] Mikoolo/rizon 1 year old sheep is equal to a 18 year old human.

[19:43:48] Mikoolo/rizon 2 = 26 year old human

[19:44:06] Mikoolo/rizon 10 year old sheep = 54 in human years.

[19:44:42] Mikoolo/rizon A 1 year old cow is equal to a 14 year old human.

[19:46:41] Mikoolo/rizon http://www.age-converter.com/ h4 ComputerTech

[19:46:45] Mikoolo/rizon See

[19:46:53] Mikoolo/rizon I am ahead of you h4.

[19:47:15] Mikoolo/rizon More insulting than me posting what you ask for before you ask for it?

[19:49:16] Mikoolo/rizon oo

[19:49:33] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/SAyFh6gcTxg

[19:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon New pantsahat!

[19:54:14] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/bjnQFkz50oU

[20:20:34] Mikoolo/rizon Everyone busy playing the D4 beta?

[20:21:13] Mikoolo/rizon Or sitting in the queue unableto shift+tab and have it running in the background.

[21:56:17] Mikoolo/rizon Batmanhush https://youtu.be/j8LaxsErJ2A

[22:04:42] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[22:04:48] Mikoolo/rizon Jail turned healthy.

[22:04:54] Mikoolo/rizon Hope prison follows suit.

[22:05:41] Mikoolo/rizon Also. Got disconnected from the D4 beta ;_;

[22:06:03] Mikoolo/rizon Dr_DICK install the beta.

[22:06:25] Mikoolo/rizon It's free! You just need to install another game launcher if you don't already have bnet installed.

[22:06:28] Mikoolo/rizon o

[22:07:12] Mikoolo/rizon Is spring as shitty in canada as it's in northern sweden?

[22:07:26] Mikoolo/rizon Loads of water everywhere where there shouldn't be water?

[22:07:44] Mikoolo/rizon Makes you feel like you need a lifejacket and boat to get around.

[22:08:16] Mikoolo/rizon Horrible season.

[22:08:26] Mikoolo/rizon Should just skip straight to summer.

[22:10:49] Mikoolo/rizon Get smarter then.

[22:12:19] Mikoolo/rizon Move you a state where it's decriminalized/legal.

[22:12:26] Mikoolo/rizon to a*

[22:13:14] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/t-6phf0nHas

[22:14:05] Mikoolo/rizon The black kinetic rounds are horrifying for that rifle, \g.

[22:16:19] Mikoolo/rizon I see 2 .22 guns.

[22:16:40] Mikoolo/rizon and one .22 rifle at top

[22:17:20] Mikoolo/rizon The black revolver and the weird pistol next to it are .22 right Batmanhush?

[22:17:53] Mikoolo/rizon .22 can still kill \g.

[22:18:31] Mikoolo/rizon Nah mate.

[22:19:02] Mikoolo/rizon Aim for lungs or head, \g.

[22:19:44] Mikoolo/rizon A .22 to the lungs is a horrible way to die.

[22:21:43] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 wisconsin

[22:22:01] Mikoolo/rizon COUNTRY ROADS

[22:22:10] Mikoolo/rizon TAKE ME HOME

[22:22:55] Mikoolo/rizon Batmanhush https://youtu.be/mo2BJ2lqdfI if you're sick of the og song have this instead.

[22:26:44] Mikoolo/rizon Reminds me of the more recent videos of that area in Philadelphia \g.

[22:27:23] Mikoolo/rizon here \g https://youtu.be/Bi1Kf-1qd6Y

[22:29:09] Mikoolo/rizon Got any barn cats?

[22:29:59] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 ComputerTech sends sheep pics.

[22:31:15] Mikoolo/rizon Your mum and I have agreed, ComputerTech. You're moving out asap.

[22:31:23] Mikoolo/rizon We're gonna help you find your own apartment.

[22:31:41] Mikoolo/rizon But you will pay for it yourself, ComputerTech.

[22:31:55] Mikoolo/rizon Are they feral mean mf or are they polite that lets you pet them Batmanhush?

[22:32:47] Mikoolo/rizon Oh bbl I'm inside D4 beta again!

[22:33:08] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck it jumped back to 1 minute.

[22:33:12] Mikoolo/rizon Bet it will timeout.

[22:33:26] Mikoolo/rizon nice

[22:34:13] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah it timed out

[22:38:09] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, we also talked with the local school janitor. You'll start working with him. 4 days a week.

[22:38:22] Mikoolo/rizon Since you don't have a job.

[22:38:26] Mikoolo/rizon So we got you one there too!

[22:38:42] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah no, ComputerTech.

[22:38:46] Mikoolo/rizon I'm your dad now.

[22:39:04] Mikoolo/rizon Your mum left your dad for me, ComputerTech.

[22:39:28] Mikoolo/rizon She left your real dad, ComputerTech.

[22:40:06] Mikoolo/rizon foxy ComputerTech's irl mum.

[22:40:11] Mikoolo/rizon Not his internet mum.

[22:47:17] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/kDDnvAr6gGI

[22:47:41] Mikoolo/rizon \g I am not a fan of CS but that smoke made me want to try CS 2.

[22:48:39] Mikoolo/rizon No thanks for the +h?

[22:49:14] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[23:12:43] Mikoolo/rizon I see ComputerTech is working as a door man again.

[23:12:46] Mikoolo/rizon Or a greeter.

[23:12:49] Mikoolo/rizon Like at walmart.

[23:20:19] Mikoolo/rizon He doesn't drink beer.

[23:20:29] Mikoolo/rizon It's too manly of a liquid for his femboy ways.

[23:22:48] Mikoolo/rizon See.

[23:22:52] Mikoolo/rizon He doesn't drink beer.

[23:23:34] Mikoolo/rizon You should have a cream stout at almost room temp, ComputerTech.

[23:23:38] Mikoolo/rizon around 16c.

[23:24:01] Mikoolo/rizon Don't go mmm when you say that heineken is the only beer that doesn't taste like crap.

[23:24:44] Mikoolo/rizon Corona is meh

[23:24:58] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not a lager.

[23:25:13] Mikoolo/rizon You should have St Peter's Cream Stout.

[23:25:42] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://product-cdn.systembolaget.se/productimages/43901/43901_800.png

[23:25:45] Mikoolo/rizon thats the bottle

[23:26:21] Mikoolo/rizon Despite the flavour description on the label it does not contain flavour additives.

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