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Monday, March 27, 2023
[00:45:11] Mikoolo/rizon DUCKS FOR THE GOOSE GOD!
[00:45:15] Mikoolo/rizon FEATHERS FOR THE PILLOW THRONE!
[01:11:52] Mikoolo/rizon .w
[01:12:03] Mikoolo/rizon Hope it's colder when I wake up.
[11:06:43] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech I bought a bottle of Tamnavulin Sherry Cask Edition
[12:23:43] Mikoolo/rizon Smoke sheep?
[13:48:31] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech u jelly? I'm drinking atm.
[13:49:02] Mikoolo/rizon I linked it earlier.
[13:49:58] Mikoolo/rizon Does breakfast whisky count as drinking?
[13:50:11] Mikoolo/rizon What MRE, irishh?
[13:52:34] Mikoolo/rizon You should stop psychologically bullying your boyfriend Ahsoka. He won't leave you so don't be scared that he might. So no need to call him ugly again.
[13:53:46] Mikoolo/rizon She ain't coz they are already dating, Phoenix.
[13:53:48] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait *
[13:53:52] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck off Phoenix.
[13:54:15] Mikoolo/rizon See, they even watch cartoons together, phonekait.
[13:54:30] Mikoolo/rizon They are, phonekait.
[13:55:32] Mikoolo/rizon You know how triggered Ahsoka gets from people ignoring her, phonekait. She does a similar thing to ComputerTech. WHere she mentally abuses him by calling him ugly over and over again to crush his self esteem so he won't try to get it with other women.
[13:56:40] Mikoolo/rizon The english have, irishh. So you're saying you're english?
[13:57:05] Mikoolo/rizon Nah. They drink so they can feel emotions again.
[14:10:11] Mikoolo/rizon Kinder eggs are banned in the US.
[14:10:27] Mikoolo/rizon Due to US kids being bellow average in IQ developement.
[14:14:10] Mikoolo/rizon I wouldn't call what you linked as mre, irishh.
[14:14:38] Mikoolo/rizon It's survival food or emergency food. That doomsday preppers use.
[14:16:11] Mikoolo/rizon Irish I typically
[14:16:35] Mikoolo/rizon write faster than this.
[14:17:03] Mikoolo/rizon Get some self respect and don't irc on phone :(
[14:17:20] Mikoolo/rizon Or atleast don't split up the message.
[14:17:32] Mikoolo/rizon More annoying to
[14:17:41] Mikoolo/rizon wait for someone to write
[14:17:55] Mikoolo/rizon like this rather than
[14:18:11] Mikoolo/rizon completing their
[14:18:26] Mikoolo/rizon sentences properly.
[14:19:39] Mikoolo/rizon Do you sent 10 texts or one text?
[14:19:42] Mikoolo/rizon send*
[14:19:48] Mikoolo/rizon When texting.
[14:20:22] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get beaten for it in the future.
[14:20:56] Mikoolo/rizon You know the idiom. Third times the charm.
[14:23:33] Mikoolo/rizon No.
[14:24:29] Mikoolo/rizon Only when I look in the mirror. There can only exist one Mikoolo at the time in this dimension.
[14:24:49] Mikoolo/rizon So when I perish a new Mikoolo is born.
[14:27:35] Mikoolo/rizon Stop mentally abusing your boyfriend, Ahsoka.
[14:30:10] Mikoolo/rizon Here irishh have a indonesian song https://youtu.be/DR43SQx8Ybc
[14:36:28] Mikoolo/rizon irishh here's proper british mre for you https://youtu.be/jZoHuMwZwTk
[14:38:10] Mikoolo/rizon I've linked it before.
[14:38:12] Mikoolo/rizon Many years ago.
[19:03:44] Mikoolo/rizon Probably hashtagbigtitshemales
[19:19:13] Mikoolo/rizon VIVE LE DEUTSCHLAND!
[19:22:07] Mikoolo/rizon A group of lost japanese wandering tourists ate her, h4.
[19:29:41] Mikoolo/rizon h4 lets expand the german railroad system and built 50000 schwera gustav that will patrol it.
[19:30:27] Mikoolo/rizon We'll buy it from them.
[19:30:36] Mikoolo/rizon Elon Musk will sponsor us.
[19:30:59] Mikoolo/rizon But imagine it.
[19:31:12] Mikoolo/rizon Having 50000 schwera gustav patroling the entire expanded german railroad system.
[19:31:47] Mikoolo/rizon Come to sweden alone, ComputerTech.
[19:32:14] Mikoolo/rizon Northern Sweden!
[19:32:27] Mikoolo/rizon In July!
[19:33:12] Mikoolo/rizon Ja.
[19:33:15] Mikoolo/rizon Das ist gut.
[19:33:33] Mikoolo/rizon ICH KANST NICHT SPRECHE SER GUT DEUTSCHE!
[19:33:55] Mikoolo/rizon Ein bier mit kartoffel und bratwurst, danke.
[19:34:17] Mikoolo/rizon Can I have senap on it?
[19:34:42] Mikoolo/rizon CAN I HAVE SENF ON MEIN BRATWURST?
[19:34:52] Mikoolo/rizon Danke!
[19:35:00] Mikoolo/rizon GÖRING!
[19:35:13] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't expect it, amirite?
[19:36:16] Mikoolo/rizon Thats Kafferep.
[19:36:49] Mikoolo/rizon Social get together like during weddings or funerals. Where coffee is consumed and 7 different kinds of cookies.
[19:37:45] Mikoolo/rizon MAGIC could it be that you use google.de instead for google.se?
[19:38:17] Mikoolo/rizon Mandelplätzchen are actually called Bond kakor in sweden.
[19:38:49] Mikoolo/rizon The Kafferep with nougat filling are Ballerina in sweden, and the other one is Singoalla, MAGIC.
[19:39:01] Mikoolo/rizon They are better quality of the same type of cookie.
[19:39:20] Mikoolo/rizon And the Haferkekse are called Havreflarn.
[19:39:47] Mikoolo/rizon But do you want to, MAGIC?
[19:39:56] Mikoolo/rizon Good.
[19:40:26] Mikoolo/rizon Yes
[19:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon Bring him here, h4.
[19:40:39] Mikoolo/rizon We'll feed Frogorg with dumle.
[19:41:02] Mikoolo/rizon That would be the only thing Frogorg would be allowed to eat for 24 hours.
[19:41:04] Mikoolo/rizon Just dumle.
[19:41:37] Mikoolo/rizon MAGIC which Kafferep do you have in the freezer?
[19:41:45] Mikoolo/rizon I am short.
[19:41:48] Mikoolo/rizon 175cm
[19:42:14] Mikoolo/rizon How tall are you ComputerTech?
[19:42:29] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 6 feet to cm
[19:43:12] Mikoolo/rizon Just a apple taller than me.
[19:43:30] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't.
[19:43:34] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a total whimp.
[19:43:40] Mikoolo/rizon I just look like I ain't.
[19:43:56] Mikoolo/rizon I am the politest mother fucker you'd ever encounter, ComputerTech.
[19:44:08] Mikoolo/rizon IF I am wearing company clothing.
[19:44:18] Mikoolo/rizon No
[19:44:24] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, bring your mum with you.
[19:44:40] Mikoolo/rizon Your mum ain't our family, ComputerTech.
[19:44:54] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.
[19:45:13] Mikoolo/rizon Ask ComputerTech, MAGIC.
[19:45:35] Mikoolo/rizon Yee
[19:46:35] Mikoolo/rizon By your mum?
[19:46:56] Mikoolo/rizon Is there a line ComputerTech?
[19:47:00] Mikoolo/rizon A queue.
[19:47:50] Mikoolo/rizon I'll be on ComputerTech's side for a little bit now.
[19:47:59] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, we'll play this song for MAGIC and h4 https://youtu.be/Hzf9FJjkLb8
[19:50:02] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech h4 MAGIC https://youtu.be/i2lH2fyR8kM we'll listen to this aswell.
[19:51:10] Mikoolo/rizon It's a drinking song h4 so it's perfect.
[19:52:34] Mikoolo/rizon h4 lets also take ComputerTech with out to the forest. Let him use a husqvarna.
[19:52:53] Mikoolo/rizon No
[19:52:59] Mikoolo/rizon Heineken is verboten.
[19:53:04] Mikoolo/rizon No no
[19:53:10] Mikoolo/rizon We'll make a man out of him, h4.
[19:53:21] Mikoolo/rizon Make him fell his first pine tree.
[19:53:25] Mikoolo/rizon With a chainsaw.
[19:53:48] Mikoolo/rizon MAGIC is older than me iirc.
[19:54:04] Mikoolo/rizon Yee
[19:54:10] Mikoolo/rizon I got 2 years to 40.
[19:55:22] Mikoolo/rizon MAGIC, when did you update that info last time?
[19:56:32] Mikoolo/rizon Oh
[19:56:42] Mikoolo/rizon Limburg, MAGIC? BRING CHEESE! YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!
[19:56:53] Mikoolo/rizon BRING IT!
[19:57:35] Mikoolo/rizon I know his surname too, h4.
[19:57:46] Mikoolo/rizon No
[19:57:56] Mikoolo/rizon Also he was 27 in 2019, ComputerTech.
[19:58:07] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast thats the last time I updated a certain website.
[19:58:48] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, forgot to UPDATE it, ComputerTech.
[19:59:14] Mikoolo/rizon MAGIC, you should report ComputerTech.
[19:59:46] Mikoolo/rizon I know where he lives, I got his linkedin/twitter/private email now, ComputerTech.
[19:59:56] Mikoolo/rizon So good job ComputerTech!
[20:00:11] Mikoolo/rizon But MAGIC probably has my ip so I won't say shit.
[20:00:50] Mikoolo/rizon Why do you think I bought whisky today for, h4.
[20:01:02] Mikoolo/rizon Yes
[20:01:21] Mikoolo/rizon Please don't, MAGIC.
[20:06:10] Mikoolo/rizon And se her flirth with ComputerTech the whole trip?
[20:06:16] Mikoolo/rizon So she's not irish?
[20:06:43] Mikoolo/rizon Has she lived longer in canada than ireland?
[20:06:56] Mikoolo/rizon Canadian.
[20:07:05] Mikoolo/rizon Without a doubt.
[20:07:07] Mikoolo/rizon Canadian.
[20:07:31] Mikoolo/rizon We need a real no frills Republican Irish person in here.,
[20:07:43] Mikoolo/rizon Do it again Peorth
[20:08:09] Mikoolo/rizon Oh
[20:08:17] Mikoolo/rizon I forgot.
[20:08:37] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech has the derogatory-term-gayword-here thing where he ignored being banned.
[20:09:04] Mikoolo/rizon He'll probably hug us aswell.
[20:09:13] Mikoolo/rizon That reminds me. Need to pack my knife with me.
[20:09:42] Mikoolo/rizon He's 20. He will definitively get an erection from a hug.
[20:10:54] Mikoolo/rizon MAGIC, use the word Octarine next time.
[20:11:24] Mikoolo/rizon Octarine is the colour of magic in the discworld books, MAGIC.
[20:12:53] Mikoolo/rizon Damn this tamnavulin sherry cask edition is nice.
[20:13:05] Mikoolo/rizon I am almost down to half the bottle now.
[20:13:24] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't manly enough to use an axe.
[20:13:37] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a moose park nearby.
[20:13:57] Mikoolo/rizon We can ask the owners if we can let ComputerTech fight a moose bull.
[20:14:03] Mikoolo/rizon Bare handed.
[20:14:04] Mikoolo/rizon Naked.
[20:14:20] Mikoolo/rizon Only if the moose is also covered in mud and leafs.
[20:14:29] Mikoolo/rizon Can't give him a unfair advantage.
[20:14:55] Mikoolo/rizon We can ask if it's ok to feed the moose fermented apples.
[20:15:13] Mikoolo/rizon No bear hands.
[20:15:17] Mikoolo/rizon Thats animal cruelty.
[20:15:25] Mikoolo/rizon That he can do-
[20:15:28] Mikoolo/rizon Bare handed.
[20:15:33] Mikoolo/rizon OR with a dull knife.
[20:15:44] Mikoolo/rizon A dull knife is ok to use against bears.
[20:15:57] Mikoolo/rizon But we will not tell him how to use it efficiently, h4.
[20:16:06] Mikoolo/rizon Oh.
[20:16:17] Mikoolo/rizon Are you thinking about Bear as in the gay slang term for a big hairy gay man?
[20:16:30] Mikoolo/rizon Or are you thinking about bear as in the animal that lives in the forest?
[20:16:58] Mikoolo/rizon That could be either one.
[20:17:15] Mikoolo/rizon COULD STILL BE EITHER ONE OF THEM
[20:17:47] Mikoolo/rizon Is it the one that, in the wild, lives in the forest?
[20:18:14] Mikoolo/rizon But they are not living in the wild, they are living in captivity.
[20:18:58] Mikoolo/rizon .u bear
[20:19:20] Mikoolo/rizon I know.
[20:19:37] Mikoolo/rizon I think silverback is another one of the gay terms.
[20:19:41] Mikoolo/rizon .u silverback
[20:20:40] Mikoolo/rizon I remember when my boss at my previous job talked about one time when he and a friend were out drinking and were standing in the queue to the toilet and talked out loudly about being Silverbacks and let the tiny penises go ahead of them.
[20:20:51] Mikoolo/rizon And I pointed out that silverback was a gay term used by older men.
[20:21:11] Mikoolo/rizon His son right sitting right next to him started laughing his ass of.
[20:23:07] Mikoolo/rizon h4 what timestamp does this message have to you?
[20:23:51] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech stop being a coward.
[20:24:00] Mikoolo/rizon Stand for what you say.
[20:24:05] Mikoolo/rizon Don't flee like the french.
[20:24:34] Mikoolo/rizon Only 6 seconds ahead then.
[20:25:26] Mikoolo/rizon Tell him you got enough lube with you to slide down the eiffel tower without getting any skinburns.
[20:25:45] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.
[20:25:48] Mikoolo/rizon Do that too.
[20:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon And document it for history.
[20:26:40] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.
[20:27:00] Mikoolo/rizon Fun Fact: I am actually a Mother (not my own) fucker.
[20:27:35] Mikoolo/rizon Met this cute milf in southern sweden many years ago.
[20:27:39] Mikoolo/rizon Mother of two.
[20:28:10] Mikoolo/rizon Oldest kid was 7 iirc.
[20:28:15] Mikoolo/rizon Also had autism.
[20:28:29] Mikoolo/rizon But he liked me really fast.
[20:28:48] Mikoolo/rizon .u nide
[20:29:26] Mikoolo/rizon Definitely
[20:29:37] Mikoolo/rizon I had to google because you made me unsure.
[20:30:09] Mikoolo/rizon Use defiantly next time, ComputerTech.
[20:30:28] Mikoolo/rizon He ain't, h4.
[20:30:34] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the sad aprt.
[20:30:36] Mikoolo/rizon part*
[20:30:41] Mikoolo/rizon Defiantly, defiant.
[20:30:47] Mikoolo/rizon When you don't do what you're told.
[20:31:18] Mikoolo/rizon His native town is drunk irish-english.
[20:31:21] Mikoolo/rizon tongue*
[20:31:31] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck I am too intoxicated to write properly atm.
[20:31:58] Mikoolo/rizon Third.
[20:32:21] Mikoolo/rizon Fun Fact: You can rarely just drink one beer.
[20:32:29] Mikoolo/rizon Unless you only possess one beer.
[20:32:54] Mikoolo/rizon And if you only have one beer you won't drink it because you know you want another one when it's gone.
[20:33:02] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, heineken doesn't count.
[20:33:54] Mikoolo/rizon Strongbow.
[20:33:56] Mikoolo/rizon Beer.
[20:34:05] Mikoolo/rizon Strongbow.
[20:34:07] Mikoolo/rizon Beer.
[20:34:17] Mikoolo/rizon Strongbow is a fucking cider.
[20:35:29] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I think it's bad for our reputation to publicly engage with ComputerTech.
[20:36:29] Mikoolo/rizon here ComputerTech
[20:36:30] Mikoolo/rizon watch this
[20:36:32] Mikoolo/rizon .t Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebt's sich völlig ungeniert
[20:37:03] Mikoolo/rizon I don't know if his .tl worked tbh.
[20:37:10] Mikoolo/rizon I assume it didn't by his reaction.
[20:37:23] Mikoolo/rizon I have so many bots in here on ignore.
[20:37:36] Mikoolo/rizon Half the channel is like bots.
[20:38:25] Mikoolo/rizon Feels like a lot less than 20% are active chatters in here.
[20:38:48] Mikoolo/rizon Like I can't remember seeing rails or tjr write anything.
[20:39:26] Mikoolo/rizon 2 useless placeholders in the ~.
[20:39:38] Mikoolo/rizon He is indeed drunk, h4.
[20:40:10] Mikoolo/rizon He wasn't.
[20:40:18] Mikoolo/rizon He woke up after 12:00 iirc.
[20:40:52] Mikoolo/rizon Like when you drink and fall asleep.
[20:40:58] Mikoolo/rizon But you wake up still being drunk?
[20:41:21] Mikoolo/rizon tbh I've seen ComputerTech cry less than syndus.
[20:42:24] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't he break an arm or something recently?
[20:42:40] Mikoolo/rizon And whine about it on irc rather than going to a hospital.
[20:42:51] Mikoolo/rizon Doubt it.
[20:43:06] Mikoolo/rizon He said he wanted someone to talk with in pm and feel comforted.
[20:43:25] Mikoolo/rizon Cheaper to get it amputated than healed.
[20:43:36] Mikoolo/rizon That way you can sell your arm on ebay.
[20:43:44] Mikoolo/rizon And pay for the surgery.
[20:43:58] Mikoolo/rizon I got a fairly decent vtuber clip that you reminded me of right now.
[20:49:47] Mikoolo/rizon ked, here's a warning. Channel Status is currently Drunk. Be aware of encounters with wild irish people that may not be sober.
[20:50:14] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.
[20:50:16] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't irish.
[20:50:46] Mikoolo/rizon Does 20 minutes of youtube video watching count?
[20:51:07] Mikoolo/rizon Wait 30 minutes then, Frogorg.
[20:52:15] Mikoolo/rizon I recoomend trepanation before lobotomy, ked.
[20:52:20] Mikoolo/rizon recommend*
[20:55:32] Mikoolo/rizon Kroniichiwa
[20:55:56] Mikoolo/rizon I got some of that Frogorg
[20:56:26] Mikoolo/rizon It's not alcohol.
[20:56:35] Mikoolo/rizon It's ouchies-go-bye-bye juice, for.
[20:56:37] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg *
[22:06:11] Mikoolo/rizon I can name one thing that ComputerTech has never broken.
[22:06:24] Mikoolo/rizon No, foxy.
[22:06:26] Mikoolo/rizon A hymen.
[22:07:22] Mikoolo/rizon I haven't.
[22:07:54] Mikoolo/rizon Horse riding I think is one of the most common causes.
[22:08:21] Mikoolo/rizon Sitting on a washing machine?
[22:09:03] Mikoolo/rizon Go into details, herald.
[22:09:05] Mikoolo/rizon All of them.
[22:31:10] Mikoolo/rizon So.
[22:31:14] Mikoolo/rizon You broke something important ComputerTech?
[22:31:53] Mikoolo/rizon Wait, foxy, sorry for being a sexist but can I borrow some of your makeup? I need to colour myself surprised.
[22:34:58] Mikoolo/rizon Glocalnet?
[22:35:00] Mikoolo/rizon Virgin?
[22:35:03] Mikoolo/rizon Google?
[22:35:08] Mikoolo/rizon NordVPN?
[22:35:15] Mikoolo/rizon Ah
[22:35:20] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you for the answer, herald.
[22:36:12] Mikoolo/rizon \g
[22:36:24] Mikoolo/rizon hi
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