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c0ded/rizon
I wouldn't want to eat a human, but I'll eat a hot girl if u know what I mean
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c0ded/rizon
if it's clean down there I'll risk it
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c0ded/rizon
u know, if she cleans the fish take , if u know what I mean
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sushi-chan/rizon
c0ded why some guy called his dick "spyro" ? Because his dick can actually spits out fire
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Ahsoka/rizon
dives on sushi-chan and eats while simultaneously snorting CrystalMath
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c0ded/rizon
I wrote down jokes myself sushi-chan
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foxy/rizon
ComputerTech, i need your paste link
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c0ded/rizon
on my bucket list is to do stand up comedy
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sushi-chan/rizon
ahsoka dont eat food and snort drugs at the same time haha
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c0ded/rizon
cuz if u are female, that's a pretty good joke lol
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c0ded/rizon
if it was a chick and said that it would of been good
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c0ded/rizon
nah I was going off the sentence said
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c0ded/rizon
17:02:56] <+CrystalMath> speaking of hot girls.... i had a fever recently
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c0ded/rizon
meaning he's a girl that was hot from a fever
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CrystalMath/rizon
c0ded: my nick was CrystalGirl at the time, i think since april 1st?
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sushi-chan/rizon
yeah crystalmath has some gender identity issues lol
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c0ded/rizon
CrystalMath is actually a pretty good nick for either sex
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CrystalMath/rizon
sushi-chan: the joke works better if you add some specifics, like "on wednesdays i'm a dinosaur"
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c0ded/rizon
irc is so weird that u gotta ask these questions lol
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c0ded/rizon
just so u all know, I was born with a penis
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sushi-chan/rizon
when I say im female its a huge mistake bcuz they keep talking to me
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c0ded/rizon
that's so old school u would think asl is out of the terms by now lol
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Ahsoka/rizon
I thought you were a rice dish thats mostly served with raw seafood in it
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c0ded/rizon
I've always been straight up with ppl on irc, girl or guy
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CrystalMath/rizon
i have a frien whose nick is Prissy_Tonkinese, guess the gender
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c0ded/rizon
and it got me a few irc gfs that I ended up with irl
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c0ded/rizon
just guys online semi stalk anything with a vag
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c0ded/rizon
so I get why girls would lie about what they are
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sushi-chan/rizon
c0ded, I was on omegle before. And "asl" was used often. I only was on text chat tho. Not cam one becuz I heard theres too many "penis" in that area instead of people's face lol
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foxy/rizon
did someone tie up ComputerTech ?
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DuckHunt/rizon
sushi-chan > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 18.115s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
sushi-chan > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a silencer ! You won't frighten the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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c0ded/rizon
ik there's tons of omegle videos from cam chats on porn sites
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c0ded/rizon
shrugs
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c0ded/rizon
wasn't just this chan, my znc must of dropped here
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Ahsoka/rizon
We know gender ComputerTech was born as, the real question is what species is he
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foxy/rizon
well you need to set your rejoin to wait at least 20 seconds
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foxy/rizon
someone in a channel you share with is kicking you from that chnnel
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foxy/rizon
this is a kill message: * c0ded has quit (Killed (irc.rizon.io (4 joins/parts within 10 seconds)))
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foxy/rizon
he needs to set his join to wait at least 20 seconds before rejoining
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foxy/rizon
who ever it is has access in that channel they are kicking him from
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foxy/rizon
i dn't know what channels he is in
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sushi-chan/rizon
maybe #saphir channel? becuz when I used to go there you couldn't come in if you didnt register/log in with your nick password but that changed now
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foxy/rizon
c0ded, you are not being ddos
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ComputerTech/rizon
facepalms @ c0ded
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second2050/rizon
wait you can get killed by joining/parting too many channels at once?
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foxy/rizon
we had a fun quiz at work today
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foxy/rizon
question: star trek first contact: what is the date after Enterprise goes through the time vortex?
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Ahsoka/rizon
bullies second2050
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second2050/rizon
reverse bullies Ahsoka
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sushi-chan/rizon
reverse snort crystalmath
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sushi-chan/rizon
just annoyed becuz I always wake up in the middle of the night
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sushi-chan/rizon
if you never sleep for one full week tho you gonna be dead
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sushi-chan/rizon
is it ok to sleep with makeup on? lol I forgot to remove mine when went to sleep earlier
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Ahsoka/rizon
If you know how to remove make up from a pillow it would be an issue for me since i sleep face in pillow
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ComputerTech/rizon
beats Ahsoka up
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dramo/rizon
draws a moustache on sushi's face
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dramo/rizon
draws a clownsnose on sushi's nose as well
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sushi-chan/rizon
i hope the mustache doesnt look like a hitler or stalin mustache haha
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Angel/rizon
foxy: I'll pass that on when JohnnySin is around.
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/10] gang :: A group of more than two people that [can't defend] themselves in times of trouble, mainly due to a [weak status] / of self [assurance]. ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [2/10] gang :: A group of people who join together to give themselves silly nicknames, rob other [poor people], sell drugs to their own [kin], and have babies. / / There are 4 main gangs with [tens] of thousands of... ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [3/10] gang :: ~ CREATED BY NIAMHHHHHY ~ / [Gang] : a phrase used to express a [desire] to [befriend] someone due to good attributes that would make them perfect in your ‘[gang]’ ::
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ChanStat/rizon
TorS (~DR10@king.of.jizz) was last seen messaging #chatters saying "x_ ratface and colby have tight ass" on Wed April 5 23:22:42 2023 GMT (1 hour, 23 minutes, 43 seconds ago)
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foxy/rizon
tors wishes he could get a piece
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foxy/rizon
audi woke up for ComputerTechs ass?
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dramo/rizon
it s the ghost of tors that haunts this place
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Audi/rizon
controls raging spear
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JohnnySin/rizon
Bet you ToRs wouldn't say the things to me he does.
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foxy/rizon
the "ratface" he was referring to is me
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dramo/rizon
i m gonna have to elect one of the wimmin to be the manliest man around here
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Audi/rizon
Has spiders in their shit hole
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sushi-chan/rizon
dramo: i didnt know talking bout diarrhea was a "manly" thing?
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.825s, which makes you a total of 43 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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Audi/rizon
Imagine a tarantula just coming out of your ass….
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foxy/rizon
spiders do like the dark and damp places
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dramo/rizon
sushi-chan is now officially the manliest man around here
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vomits
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dramo/rizon
may you noobs grow up to one day resemble her/him
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foxy/rizon
takes JohnnySin and hides
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Audi/rizon
I’ll deliver it to Warner Bros
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ComputerTech/rizon
dies
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JohnnySin/rizon
takes foxy to his dungeon
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sushi-chan/rizon
computertech how many times did you die in this channel lol
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Audi/rizon
It’ll be white when I’m done
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Audi/rizon
Asians can shoot globs of cum
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c0ded/rizon
yea ppl are mad I guess, cuz I talk to ppl other ppl don't like or some dumb shit
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ComputerTech/rizon
snickers
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sushi-chan/rizon
computertech: some asians have white/pale skin. Mostly northeast asians (japanese, koreans, chinese). But southeast ones (viet, thai , cambodians) mostly have darker skin
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Audi/rizon
c0ded: your client getting disconnected due to idiots?
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foxy/rizon
Audi, someone keeps kicking him
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c0ded/rizon
idk who's beefing, I just know it's got nothing to do with me, they're upset over who I chat with or something
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foxy/rizon
he needs to set a delay between rejoining
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Audi/rizon
I hope it’s not the usual suspect
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] #372 added by ComputerTech 3 weeks 2 days 45 minutes 51 seconds ago.
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c0ded/rizon
I got no idea who it was/is , and idgaf
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Quotes/rizon
[Quote] (@phonekait) Never mind the story from France who stuck a WW1 artillery shell up his ass (&crovax) wonder if it caused (&crovax) explosive diarhea
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JohnnySin/rizon
I've already got spiderfoot files on all of them.
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c0ded/rizon
I just think it's dumb to go after someone cuz of who they chat with on irc
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Audi/rizon
unzips his tits
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foxy/rizon
beats up ComputerTech
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ComputerTech/rizon
grabs Audi's tits
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foxy/rizon
./query mink, ComputerTech said ..
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dramo/rizon
ComputerTech: we're all just chatting about trolls outside this channel
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Audi/rizon
I met a old coworker last week who reminded me of foxy
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ComputerTech/rizon
grabs Audi