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Saturday, April 8, 2023

[16:11:18] idriven96/rizon Why did the JavaScript heap close shop?

[16:11:23] idriven96/rizon It ran out of memory.

[16:13:12] idriven96/rizon wofmobile, joke type must be one of any, programming, misc, dark, dad, chuck, pun, spooky, christmas

[16:13:18] idriven96/rizon Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

[16:13:29] idriven96/rizon The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?"

[16:13:29] idriven96/rizon A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.

[16:13:29] idriven96/rizon "Parity error." it replies.

[16:13:29] idriven96/rizon "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."

[16:13:55] idriven96/rizon I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

[16:14:04] idriven96/rizon Java is like Alzheimer's, it starts off slow, but eventually, your memory is gone.

[16:14:16] idriven96/rizon Why did the Python programmer not respond to the foreign mails he got?

[16:14:21] idriven96/rizon Because his interpreter was busy collecting garbage.

[16:14:49] idriven96/rizon Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

[19:21:59] idriven96/rizon Genders are a lot like booleans.

[19:22:04] idriven96/rizon There's only two of them.

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