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[07:15:32] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech up early or up late?

[09:21:34] Mikoolo/rizon deadly, wanna see me spell depression in british english?

[09:22:01] Mikoolo/rizon T h e B r i t i s h E m p i r e

[09:54:31] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/iffqk5eJHlA

[16:52:28] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/iffqk5eJHlA

[17:09:33] Mikoolo/rizon When did you buy a house D:

[17:11:43] Mikoolo/rizon Can I move in with you \g? I can live in your garage.

[17:12:18] Mikoolo/rizon I can give your home defense Blunderbuss maintenance. Cook, clean and feed the cats for you.

[17:13:42] Mikoolo/rizon A huge blunderbuss loaded with rocksalt for homedefense.

[17:14:14] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[17:14:25] Mikoolo/rizon Increased lately or always was?

[17:15:17] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[17:15:51] Mikoolo/rizon Depending on the latitude living in an apartment is a lot cheaper and always more convenient compared to house.

[17:16:57] Mikoolo/rizon Depends on the latitude and country laws.

[17:17:19] Mikoolo/rizon And type of house heating.

[17:17:49] Mikoolo/rizon Electric heating for a house is shite.

[17:17:53] Mikoolo/rizon Expensive af.

[17:18:00] Mikoolo/rizon Worst option.

[17:18:19] Mikoolo/rizon Geothermal is better.

[17:19:25] Mikoolo/rizon And then also depending on the latitude snow shoveling.

[17:19:48] Mikoolo/rizon And location from the nearest main road that is maintained by the municipaly to be kept snow free.

[17:20:43] Mikoolo/rizon Sure it would be awesome to live out in the forest while still having running water and electricity and have something like 30km to work.

[17:21:24] Mikoolo/rizon But after a blizzard and your 5km long private road is covered in snow you have to wake up early and jump into your tractor or atv with snowblower and clear up the road.

[17:21:50] Mikoolo/rizon Or pay someone to keep your road snow free.

[17:22:26] Mikoolo/rizon Then theres the fucking insurances, market value fluctuations.

[17:23:28] Mikoolo/rizon In US theres another horrible thing that the rest of the world is free'd from, I hope. HoA.

[17:23:31] Mikoolo/rizon HOA *

[17:24:24] Mikoolo/rizon I hate the concept of a HOA, \g.

[17:25:21] Mikoolo/rizon Thats one thing you have to check when buying a house. Is it HOA joining required or not when purchasing it.

[17:25:27] Mikoolo/rizon In the US ofc.

[17:26:02] Mikoolo/rizon Is it a lesser evil HOA or a complete batshit crazy evil dictator HOA?

[17:28:02] Mikoolo/rizon HOA is not a thing in Sweden.

[17:31:15] Mikoolo/rizon And before buying a house get a independent inspector to join you to check the house before purchasing.

[17:31:36] Mikoolo/rizon In US, to check for termites, foundation, pipes.

[17:31:46] Mikoolo/rizon If theres water damages.

[17:31:56] Mikoolo/rizon Electric wiring.

[17:32:45] Mikoolo/rizon [19:25:35] <&Mikoolo> Thats one thing you have to check when buying a house. Is it HOA joining required or not when purchasing it. <-- \g

[17:33:51] Mikoolo/rizon "Can't have a satellite antenna on your house"

[17:33:58] Mikoolo/rizon satellite dish*

[17:34:57] Mikoolo/rizon On Longyearbyen theres one communal rule. Don't lock your car doors when you've parked your car.

[17:35:20] Mikoolo/rizon Incase a polarbear gets into the town and people have to quickly seek shelter.

[17:37:11] Mikoolo/rizon I knew it was not a thot when I saw it was amazon.

[17:38:49] Mikoolo/rizon Here \g have a thoth https://i.imgur.com/1fEux7Q.png

[17:39:57] Mikoolo/rizon Now throw him into the basket, Miggy-Kun.

[17:40:19] Mikoolo/rizon Here IRSSucks the best thoth https://i.imgur.com/1fEux7Q.png

[18:54:25] Mikoolo/rizon I was not aware that Compass was into the dark side of caprinae bestiality.

[18:54:29] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech *

[18:54:32] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck off Compass.

[18:54:43] Mikoolo/rizon You laugh?

[18:54:52] Mikoolo/rizon KNow what I do now in retaliation?

[18:55:01] Mikoolo/rizon I'll show you

[18:55:11] Mikoolo/rizon .k Compass blame ComputerTech, he laughed.

[18:55:13] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[18:55:33] Mikoolo/rizon Not you, but Compass.

[18:55:51] Mikoolo/rizon No.

[18:55:52] Mikoolo/rizon Poor me.

[18:56:12] Mikoolo/rizon Coz Compass is a cunt that catches autocompletes.

[18:56:37] Mikoolo/rizon No

[18:56:43] Mikoolo/rizon It's not client related retard.

[18:57:24] Mikoolo/rizon I've mentioned what client I use multiple times, ComputerTech.

[18:57:27] Mikoolo/rizon Mine too crovax.

[18:57:44] Mikoolo/rizon Yeee

[18:57:46] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck Compass.

[18:58:03] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast we ain't on a tablet.

[18:58:08] Mikoolo/rizon So our clients are superior.

[18:58:28] Mikoolo/rizon crovax, ComputerTech is actually french.

[18:58:39] Mikoolo/rizon He runs away way too much for an irishman.

[18:59:05] Mikoolo/rizon Called you french for the 3rd time?

[18:59:38] Mikoolo/rizon You better have some real good distance between your eyes coz I got a lazy eye.

[19:01:30] Mikoolo/rizon Uses irccloud.

[19:01:35] Mikoolo/rizon Tells others to get proper clients.

[19:02:56] Mikoolo/rizon I see you're on the same boat as I, Compass.

[19:03:00] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck off Compass.

[19:03:10] Mikoolo/rizon No

[19:03:16] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck that thing.

[19:03:29] Mikoolo/rizon Hasn't been usefull since GPS was invented and made public.

[19:04:02] Mikoolo/rizon TIL, ComputerTech doesn't know what a Compass is.

[19:04:50] Mikoolo/rizon It's a thingymabob suspended in water? purified distilled water? something? that points to the magnetic north pole of the planet, Compass.

[19:04:53] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech *

[19:05:04] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck I should learn to double tap tab.

[19:05:32] Mikoolo/rizon I am even sober so I can't really blame anything.

[19:06:23] Mikoolo/rizon Wheres our friendly neighbourhood german?

[19:06:28] Mikoolo/rizon @seen h4

[19:06:43] Mikoolo/rizon He ded.

[19:07:45] Mikoolo/rizon I bet Jean-Claude Juncker found and started touching him.

[19:08:43] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/rVrpYTZMBcM

[19:08:57] Mikoolo/rizon The official drunkard of the EU.

[19:09:22] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/Qjwf0Vmeg0A

[19:15:45] Mikoolo/rizon Just use it for yourself.

[19:41:15] Mikoolo/rizon Yes \g.

[19:41:17] Mikoolo/rizon I am.

[19:43:48] Mikoolo/rizon That was annoying to watch \g.

[19:48:52] Mikoolo/rizon \g wanna hear what I consider to be the most epic american voice I've heard this year?

[19:49:06] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/4jkEHZVGtlk

[19:55:40] Mikoolo/rizon Touché.

[19:57:36] Mikoolo/rizon Zack nice. It's the one american comic that I like the most.

[19:58:52] Mikoolo/rizon What potatos are you having, End3r?

[19:59:11] Mikoolo/rizon Are you boiling with or without the skin on?

[19:59:53] Mikoolo/rizon He barely notices me, ComputerTech.

[20:00:07] Mikoolo/rizon Yasss

[20:00:20] Mikoolo/rizon I don't peel potatos either.

[20:00:22] Mikoolo/rizon I eat it.

[20:00:58] Mikoolo/rizon And if someone peels raw potatos I tell em "DON'T FUCKING PEEL EM INTO THE SINK! PEEL EM INTO A BOWL SO I CAN FRY EM!"

[20:01:21] Mikoolo/rizon Butterfried potato peels is a nice snack.

[20:04:03] Mikoolo/rizon Can I show my favourite way of dealing with retards on irc?

[20:04:10] Mikoolo/rizon I can? Nice.

[20:04:26] Mikoolo/rizon mrinfinity you can be my guinea pig for this. No offence ment.

[20:04:44] Mikoolo/rizon This is how I prefer to deal with retards, you're not one tho, mrinfinity.

[20:04:59] Mikoolo/rizon And just leave them like that.

[20:05:14] Mikoolo/rizon But 9 out of 10 times some other retard decides they should also be kicked.

[20:05:31] Mikoolo/rizon Making my action nullified.

[20:05:43] Mikoolo/rizon So I end up kicking the one that kicked my target.

[20:08:32] Mikoolo/rizon .22lr are cheap iirc.

[20:20:57] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/AZYcfKmVm6I

[20:56:36] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/PTYujCJtCXk

[20:57:48] Mikoolo/rizon Was that a car that flew up in the air \g?

[20:58:05] Mikoolo/rizon With the head lights lighting up the apartment building.

[21:21:39] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/P9m0zY8MJu0

[21:25:13] Mikoolo/rizon Notice his name, ComputerTech.

[21:25:19] Mikoolo/rizon The most stereotypic irish name.

[21:48:15] Mikoolo/rizon I can also be random.

[21:48:26] Mikoolo/rizon I just felt like doing that for some reason.

[21:50:18] Mikoolo/rizon It is funny.

[21:50:43] Mikoolo/rizon I find immense enjoyment from it.

[21:52:00] Mikoolo/rizon There there, \g.

[21:52:06] Mikoolo/rizon One day deadly will unignore us.

[21:53:04] Mikoolo/rizon When it reaches land that you own it's big.

[21:53:30] Mikoolo/rizon Too bad he can't see us saying farwell to him.

[21:56:24] Mikoolo/rizon I kinda want a small dog like Minion.

[21:56:24] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/D1zvs2x-3Xw

[22:02:15] Mikoolo/rizon irish666, repeat, after me.

[22:02:47] Mikoolo/rizon Wrong, irish666.

[22:02:52] Mikoolo/rizon You should have said.

[22:02:54] Mikoolo/rizon After me.

[22:04:46] Mikoolo/rizon Wouldn't it have been easier to just link to the tweet, irish666?

[22:05:54] Mikoolo/rizon https://twitter.com/theapplehub/status/1648199443370614786

[22:16:20] Mikoolo/rizon Thought so.

[22:16:31] Mikoolo/rizon Hope they fucking survived without any permanent issues.

[22:16:42] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech *

[22:16:45] Mikoolo/rizon .kb Compass

[22:16:48] Mikoolo/rizon .k Compass

[22:18:12] Mikoolo/rizon He still wouldn't, \g.

[22:18:17] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[22:19:43] Mikoolo/rizon It's not a dropped bomb, \g. Gaspipe is probably the cause.

[22:19:56] Mikoolo/rizon Unless the bomb burrowed deep beneath the road.

[22:21:43] Mikoolo/rizon that side of the road goes up like a zip being squeezed.

[22:21:48] Mikoolo/rizon zit *

[22:22:45] Mikoolo/rizon Can you link to the site page for the video for me \g?

[22:25:10] Mikoolo/rizon HOh

[22:25:12] Mikoolo/rizon Oh*

[22:25:16] Mikoolo/rizon You're right \g.

[22:25:24] Mikoolo/rizon It was a bomb they dropped.

[22:25:25] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65344370

[22:25:29] Mikoolo/rizon Russia did it themselves.

[22:25:38] Mikoolo/rizon On one of their own border cities.

[22:27:41] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a huge crater

[22:27:42] Mikoolo/rizon The undetonated device was found in the same area as the bomb that was accidentally dropped on Thursday evening, leaving a huge crater about 20 metres (60 ft) wide close to the city centre.

[22:28:58] Mikoolo/rizon \g

[22:28:58] Mikoolo/rizon Two women were taken to hospital for treatment, according to the governor. But with a Russian bomber hitting a busy residential district the consequences could have been far worse.

[22:29:05] Mikoolo/rizon From the article I linked.

[22:31:48] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah channel name says it's cgi \g.

[22:34:12] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech irish666 here https://youtu.be/ArMmS0fjuLM

[22:34:20] Mikoolo/rizon So we can have some h4 even tho he ain't here.

[22:36:55] Mikoolo/rizon This is imo neater \g https://youtu.be/hBB_yOXU4QA

[22:37:26] Mikoolo/rizon I wanna see a tornado up close if I ever go to the us.

[22:40:41] Mikoolo/rizon That line of trees on the left would have given a lumberjack inferiourity complex considering how fast it went down. Even if the video was speeded up.

[22:46:18] Mikoolo/rizon \g show this to your wife https://youtu.be/XurLCMnD8HI

[22:49:20] Mikoolo/rizon Oh this is about how to make babies usefull, \g.

[22:49:49] Mikoolo/rizon Watch the video I linked, Compass.

[22:50:04] Mikoolo/rizon .kb ComputerTech you've been replaced.

[22:51:09] Mikoolo/rizon I write the first 4 letters in your nick. The u is too far away to tap on it comfortably.

[22:51:29] Mikoolo/rizon And I can press tab with the ring finger on my left hand.

[22:52:07] Mikoolo/rizon I guess I have to adapt to write with my right hand one button more to the right.

[22:52:15] Mikoolo/rizon TO THE LEFT:

[22:54:53] Mikoolo/rizon Left indexfinger on c. right ring finger on o, right index finger on m, right ring finger on p and then right index finger up to u and lastly left ring finger on tab and right pinky on enter.

[22:55:10] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech

[22:55:15] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech

[22:55:18] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech

[22:55:20] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech

[22:55:27] Mikoolo/rizon Down to 2 seconds.

[22:55:38] Mikoolo/rizon Did you write Mikoolo or did you just press arrow up?

[22:55:51] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech

[22:55:54] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech

[22:56:02] Mikoolo/rizon 3 seconds to write your nick.

[22:56:19] Mikoolo/rizon You're auto completing it.

[22:56:22] Mikoolo/rizon Or arrow up and enter.

[22:56:25] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[22:56:29] Mikoolo/rizon Lazy frenchie.

[22:57:30] Mikoolo/rizon \g has an annoying nick to type.

[22:57:49] Mikoolo/rizon Yee.

[22:58:02] Mikoolo/rizon underdose had a nifty way for how to highlight him.

[22:58:17] Mikoolo/rizon Write his nick first in a sentence and it would have highlighted him.

[22:58:22] Mikoolo/rizon Like.

[22:58:39] Mikoolo/rizon Mikoolo

[22:58:41] Mikoolo/rizon Mikoolo

[22:58:43] Mikoolo/rizon Mikoolo

[22:58:49] Mikoolo/rizon 1 second to type my nick.

[22:59:17] Mikoolo/rizon You probably got my nick as a custom word on auto-correct.

[23:00:12] Mikoolo/rizon Left pinky on shift, right index finger on m, then the rest of the letters are written with my fuck you finger.

[23:00:58] Mikoolo/rizon My wanking position is both of my legs behind my head and then I rock back and forth on my back while stroking myself, ComputerTech.

[23:01:18] Mikoolo/rizon You should try it.

[23:04:12] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech I got pics of johnnysin, wanna see?

[23:04:39] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[23:05:08] Mikoolo/rizon 15 bucks goes straight to the DNW Chief of Operations own pocket.

[23:06:47] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech here https://i.redd.it/sidxefmycuy91.jpg

[23:07:33] Mikoolo/rizon \g can confirm the authenticity for you, ComputerTech.

[23:08:44] Mikoolo/rizon I am 1337F4k3H4XX0R

[23:09:02] Mikoolo/rizon Yee.

[23:09:37] Mikoolo/rizon Here, I got another pic https://i.imgur.com/0xv6bnw_d.jpg

[23:09:43] Mikoolo/rizon DAMN THATS TINY

[23:09:57] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/0xv6bnw.jpeg

[23:09:58] Mikoolo/rizon There

[23:10:08] Mikoolo/rizon Back when he was in the army.

[23:10:40] Mikoolo/rizon He studied to become a doctor during his service.

[23:11:02] Mikoolo/rizon He got first hand chance to study and heal gun related wounds.

[23:11:14] Mikoolo/rizon Firefighter too.

[23:11:23] Mikoolo/rizon And an astronaut.

[23:12:25] Mikoolo/rizon Also

[23:12:26] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/qsQSYJi.jpeg

[23:16:16] Mikoolo/rizon May I answer?

[23:17:01] Mikoolo/rizon She plays this game because the ones with a graphical polygon based graphics engines are too realistic and causes her to have issues from separating reality from video games.

[23:20:28] Mikoolo/rizon login. Is it art when people see, as an example, a painting and think "Oh the artist must have been thinking about sunny fields seeb from the peaks of the dutch mountains." while the artist actually was bored and drew something he just made up on the spot?

[23:21:17] Mikoolo/rizon seen*

[23:35:27] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking late dinner,

[23:35:53] Mikoolo/rizon Get a normal sleep/awake cycle.

[23:36:14] Mikoolo/rizon You

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