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[06:41:51] Mikoolo/rizon Want me to read you a bedtime story?

[06:42:43] Mikoolo/rizon About ComputerTech and Kuro-chan in a hot spicy te-te a te-te in Ontario?

[06:43:01] Mikoolo/rizon tete-a-tete*

[06:43:38] Mikoolo/rizon Contains "Its only smellz" moments.

[06:44:27] Mikoolo/rizon Uncensored handholding is lewd.

[06:44:52] Mikoolo/rizon My story won't contain uncensored handholding.

[06:48:03] Mikoolo/rizon What about censoring it with cathode-ray tubes, Kuro-chan?

[06:48:32] Mikoolo/rizon And 90's.

[06:49:10] Mikoolo/rizon Yes?

[06:49:29] Mikoolo/rizon k

[06:54:23] Mikoolo/rizon If you get a pixel art tattoo make sure the artist uses rulers and stuff to get the straightest lines possible.

[06:55:08] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine having a pixel art tattoo and theres one squiggly line in there and everyone that you show the tattoo instantly sees it and points it out.

[07:09:00] Mikoolo/rizon Here Syndus https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/24/us/florida-disney-employee-voyeurism-videos-arrest/index.html

[07:11:55] Mikoolo/rizon It has some funny parts in the article.

[07:14:03] Mikoolo/rizon And only 500 videos in 6 years.

[07:14:07] Mikoolo/rizon Thats kinda low imo.

[07:14:16] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 500/6

[07:14:25] Mikoolo/rizon Just 83 videos each year.

[07:15:00] Mikoolo/rizon Probably was smart to do it as stealthy as possible and chose his opportunities.

[07:17:20] Mikoolo/rizon Better up.

[07:18:45] Mikoolo/rizon A white lab rat. With the text "Missing. Escaped on 26th of April 2023. If found do not go near it or touch it, extremely aggressive. Call us instantly." with a picture of a generic white lab rat in a laboratory.

[07:19:30] Mikoolo/rizon The laboratory part is important to have in the picture.

[07:20:39] Mikoolo/rizon Like this picture https://cdn.hswstatic.com/gif/lab-rats-bred-crop.jpg but crop it so only the guys hands are left visible along with the rats and other stuff.

[07:30:43] Mikoolo/rizon I would fall asleep if I watched south park.

[07:42:42] Mikoolo/rizon $tell ComputerTech https://youtu.be/v7S-VnugpaI

[11:55:09] Mikoolo/rizon My condolences, Kowal.

[11:56:00] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think he understands why I gave you my condolences.

[11:56:14] Mikoolo/rizon yournamehere, Kowal is inside ComputerTech.

[11:56:22] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why he showed up on the relay bot.

[11:56:46] Mikoolo/rizon You want to get inside him?

[11:56:48] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[11:57:15] Mikoolo/rizon You've become part of ComputerTech's botnet now, Kowal.

[11:57:36] Mikoolo/rizon Also, do you get two highlights now Kowal ?

[11:57:49] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't it fun :)

[12:03:52] Mikoolo/rizon We should ban Komputer.

[12:04:05] Mikoolo/rizon And Compass.

[12:04:13] Mikoolo/rizon Especially Compass.

[12:04:25] Mikoolo/rizon huh

[12:04:43] Mikoolo/rizon No, starting with ComputerTech.

[12:05:26] Mikoolo/rizon Who is Mike Judge and can he legally call himself a judge?

[12:06:39] Mikoolo/rizon Is that the persons firstname?

[12:06:48] Mikoolo/rizon Cool.

[12:07:13] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine having the name Judge Judge while working as a Judge.

[12:07:41] Mikoolo/rizon Agree.

[12:08:04] Mikoolo/rizon He's Kowal.

[12:11:28] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a larvae smoking a pipe, Kowal. Alice in Wonderland thing.

[12:11:44] Mikoolo/rizon yournamehere is probably smoking weed as we write.

[12:13:06] Mikoolo/rizon I'll be a bit rude now Kowal.

[12:13:09] Mikoolo/rizon Get a better client.

[14:48:30] Mikoolo/rizon ⛩️

[14:48:55] Mikoolo/rizon Hello ComputerTech the Sheep Afficiado.

[14:49:13] Mikoolo/rizon Afficionado *

[14:51:31] Mikoolo/rizon How many ovis aries have you mounted from the rear today ComputerTech?

[14:55:36] Mikoolo/rizon I am watching Resident Evil 2002 atm. Damn they have a shitty choice of music for some scenes.

[14:55:56] Mikoolo/rizon Seen the movie before ofc, but never paid attention to the music choices before.

[14:56:45] Mikoolo/rizon In some scenes like in the tunnels where they are trying to get out I wouldn't have had any music at all if I was the one responsible for that shit.

[14:58:06] Mikoolo/rizon Do I have to pay?

[14:58:15] Mikoolo/rizon Pass

[14:58:32] Mikoolo/rizon I got a movie for you login.

[14:59:10] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/fkZQ5iXSMs8 here

[14:59:26] Mikoolo/rizon A spaghetti western comedy.

[14:59:45] Mikoolo/rizon A western made by italians.

[14:59:50] Mikoolo/rizon Or in italy.

[15:00:07] Mikoolo/rizon Like the Django movies are spaghetti westerns.

[15:00:19] Mikoolo/rizon I think almost all Clint Eastwood movies are also spaghetti westerns?

[15:00:49] Mikoolo/rizon I would never call John Wick movies for martial arts movies.

[15:01:01] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't cats a musical?

[15:01:05] Mikoolo/rizon Action movie.

[15:01:12] Mikoolo/rizon John Wick is action movies.

[15:01:59] Mikoolo/rizon Worlds Worst Father.

[15:02:14] Mikoolo/rizon Liam Neeson is the worlds worst father.

[15:02:24] Mikoolo/rizon How many times has his daughter been kidnapped now?

[15:02:26] Mikoolo/rizon 2? 3?

[15:03:43] Mikoolo/rizon Or a Sean Bean movie where he's immortal and "dies" 40 times in the movie.

[15:03:56] Mikoolo/rizon And still keeps coming back.

[15:04:32] Mikoolo/rizon He's famous for dying.

[15:04:47] Mikoolo/rizon He played Boromir in LoTR.

[15:04:57] Mikoolo/rizon The guy that becomes a orcish pin cushion.

[15:05:09] Mikoolo/rizon He played 006 in Goldeneye.

[15:05:22] Mikoolo/rizon Both

[15:05:29] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/zEhtsgu6bJg

[15:05:44] Mikoolo/rizon It was the first James Bond movie with Pierce Brosnan.

[15:06:53] Mikoolo/rizon Never seen it.

[15:07:16] Mikoolo/rizon Only place I enjoy watching Pierce Brosnan is in Remington Steele episodes.

[15:07:59] Mikoolo/rizon It's a 80's american spy tv series.

[15:08:39] Mikoolo/rizon What about finnish drama movies like Häijyt?

[15:09:00] Mikoolo/rizon Or norwegian Kaiju movies like Troll.

[15:10:32] Mikoolo/rizon Or swedish dark comedy tv series like Pistvakt - En Vintersaga. Or as it's called in english. Piste Watch - A Winter's Tale. About 3 brothers who works in a skii resort in the deepest darkest snowiest place in sweden.

[15:53:45] Mikoolo/rizon irish666, as your lawyer I recommend that you shoot Syndus with your armalite and then leg it.

[16:25:40] Mikoolo/rizon No

[16:25:53] Mikoolo/rizon If it was 11/9 it might have taken place in a different country.

[16:26:36] Mikoolo/rizon Elfte i Nionde.

[16:26:43] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Elfte i nionde

[16:28:31] Mikoolo/rizon Theres 6 americans in a pack.

[16:29:22] Mikoolo/rizon 24 americans in a box.

[16:29:31] Mikoolo/rizon No

[16:29:35] Mikoolo/rizon 24 americans in a case.

[16:30:23] Mikoolo/rizon Good

[16:30:25] Mikoolo/rizon You?

[16:30:33] Mikoolo/rizon Good

[16:30:40] Mikoolo/rizon How can I make you doing poorly?

[16:30:51] Mikoolo/rizon I see zof escalated this already.

[16:31:12] Mikoolo/rizon \g I 99.9% have a job next week.

[16:31:20] Mikoolo/rizon 99.9% chance*

[16:31:35] Mikoolo/rizon That and doing highway cleaning.

[16:31:46] Mikoolo/rizon And probably highway fence reparation.

[16:32:02] Mikoolo/rizon Treeserv

[16:32:06] Mikoolo/rizon Not in this channel.

[16:32:30] Mikoolo/rizon I told ComputerTech to politely ask Tsukasa-kun in pm to have his bot in here and then wait 6 months for a reply, \g.

[16:32:46] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[16:33:44] Mikoolo/rizon \g the works hours will be weird tho. Monday to wednesday, 12 hour workdays, 5 on thursdays then off rest of the week.

[16:34:26] Mikoolo/rizon Does

[16:34:37] Mikoolo/rizon If theres an agreement on it.

[16:34:41] Mikoolo/rizon With the union.

[16:35:22] Mikoolo/rizon Would be 2 hours overtime.

[16:37:21] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah

[16:37:27] Mikoolo/rizon Monday is a public holiday here.

[16:37:53] Mikoolo/rizon When the socialdemocrats march on the street and sing this song, but in swedish. https://youtu.be/9LbziknNpCE

[16:39:43] Mikoolo/rizon But the swedish version does not contain the 5th verse.

[16:47:45] Mikoolo/rizon I got a good song from sweden for you Fensta.

[16:47:59] Mikoolo/rizon Fensta https://youtu.be/HZw_xFdq3Fg

[16:50:34] Mikoolo/rizon Heres another imo good song from sweden, Fensta https://youtu.be/YtkDGNYAmaA

[16:51:18] Mikoolo/rizon I like the music video.

[16:51:22] Mikoolo/rizon Very simplistic.

[17:00:57] Mikoolo/rizon In Flames are meh imo.

[17:01:47] Mikoolo/rizon Here Fensta, a swedish metal band doing a cover of a abba song https://youtu.be/3mudeZ089sA

[17:01:58] Mikoolo/rizon You'll like this cover.

[17:02:01] Mikoolo/rizon Goth metal cover.

[17:02:27] Mikoolo/rizon The guys voice is imo awesome af in that song.

[17:04:37] Mikoolo/rizon This is imo the best metal cover of any abba song.

[17:05:39] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also bare breasts in the music video.

[17:07:52] Mikoolo/rizon I have never heard of Swallow The Sun.

[17:07:59] Mikoolo/rizon But if it's growling then I might automatically hate it.

[17:08:45] Mikoolo/rizon No growling in that song.

[17:08:57] Mikoolo/rizon I hate 99% of all growling metal.

[17:09:01] Mikoolo/rizon Oh there the growling came

[17:09:49] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a swedish metal band that has growling it that I don't mind.

[17:09:51] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/w8HA2jRroiI

[17:09:56] Mikoolo/rizon They sing in swedish.

[17:26:46] Mikoolo/rizon h4 good news.

[17:26:57] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a 99% chance that I got a job starting next week.

[17:27:51] Mikoolo/rizon Please apologize to MAGIC for offending him this gravely, ComputerTech.

[17:28:16] Mikoolo/rizon Don't huh me.

[17:29:11] Mikoolo/rizon Someone needs to give ComputerTech a proper lashing for failing to apologizing to MAGIC for misstaking me for him.

[17:29:33] Mikoolo/rizon And what are you sorry about?

[17:30:04] Mikoolo/rizon For all we know that "sorry MAGIC" could be for something you did to him last week.

[17:31:09] Mikoolo/rizon I apologize to you for the highlight spam I have caused you, MAGIC.

[17:32:32] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, that was my apology to MAGIC.

[17:32:36] Mikoolo/rizon Don't fucking copy/paste it.

[17:33:53] Mikoolo/rizon That explains why he's always using brb the wrong way.

[17:34:20] Mikoolo/rizon He always break shit for lack of knowledge by copy/pasting instead for writing.

[17:34:30] Mikoolo/rizon So his brb turns into a bbl due to that.

[17:35:13] Mikoolo/rizon I know jack shit about coding but I guess the double spaces and probably a missed letter or two due to common copy/paste failures causing issues.

[17:35:28] Mikoolo/rizon Hence breaking stuff.

[17:36:19] Mikoolo/rizon Like I sent my bank account details today to the company thats hiring me. I checked the account number like 5 times to make sure it was correct.

[17:37:57] Mikoolo/rizon let me guess. 1488-420-1889 - Deutschebank.

[17:38:14] Mikoolo/rizon Thats your bank account number, right h4?

[17:38:44] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine if no one gets what I wrote there h4.

[17:38:48] Mikoolo/rizon Except you.

[19:48:08] Mikoolo/rizon deadly, why are you here if you hate all of us?

[19:50:30] Mikoolo/rizon Should we help him to break it more \g?

[20:09:03] Mikoolo/rizon \g you should buy a blackpowder revolver.

[20:09:10] Mikoolo/rizon For fun shootings.

[20:09:56] Mikoolo/rizon You can roleplay as Arthur Morgan with your wife.

[20:11:21] Mikoolo/rizon The cops in GTAV are easy to escape from tho.

[20:12:28] Mikoolo/rizon You know, \g. You could just call lester.

[20:14:18] Mikoolo/rizon superkuh, they considered that for Saints Row but decided it wouldn't be fun.

[20:14:58] Mikoolo/rizon superkuh https://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/07/next-saints-row-wont-have-red-faction-style-destruction/

[20:15:01] Mikoolo/rizon Old old article.

[20:15:57] Mikoolo/rizon And a game like that would have indestructible buildings if it was to have a story mode.

[20:16:14] Mikoolo/rizon Like where certain scenes are to happen.

[20:16:27] Mikoolo/rizon That would break immersion in some ways.

[20:16:40] Mikoolo/rizon He's afraid of it, \g.

[20:18:34] Mikoolo/rizon This is better

[20:18:35] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/qCNFHu76H0U

[20:19:04] Mikoolo/rizon Yes

[20:20:24] Mikoolo/rizon He wears shoes in it, \g.

[20:20:43] Mikoolo/rizon HE DOES!

[20:20:49] Mikoolo/rizon Not all the time tho.

[20:38:59] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/TGEItxOsrCg

[20:46:55] Mikoolo/rizon h4 wanna ruin someones day someday this week with me?

[20:50:17] Mikoolo/rizon We need to find a suitable victim first.

[20:51:03] Mikoolo/rizon We can exclude ComputerTech. He's too drunk to understand whats happening.

[20:53:33] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/VaIRiVp9bNw

[20:54:04] Mikoolo/rizon Easier to say what isn't.

[20:55:49] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[20:55:52] Mikoolo/rizon He's in the other room.

[20:55:59] Mikoolo/rizon Hmm

[20:56:05] Mikoolo/rizon tr

[20:56:17] Mikoolo/rizon If I put ComputerTech on ignore here.

[20:56:37] Mikoolo/rizon Will he write more often in his own network to get my attention?

[20:57:20] Mikoolo/rizon I have yet to boot him from #ComputerΤech

[20:57:23] Mikoolo/rizon But I could.

[20:58:01] Mikoolo/rizon Have you seen my channel dedicated for ComputerTech fanfic erotica, h4?

[20:59:07] Mikoolo/rizon I sent you an invite.

[21:01:30] Mikoolo/rizon It's a work in progress.

[21:09:32] Mikoolo/rizon I am the new owner of the channel.

[21:09:42] Mikoolo/rizon Copy/paste /msg chanserv info #ComputerΤech

[21:09:46] Mikoolo/rizon TO see the truth!

[21:11:48] Mikoolo/rizon See you tomorrow.

[21:42:29] Mikoolo/rizon I checked a review. It won't run all psx games at full speed.

[21:42:32] Mikoolo/rizon Or without issues.

[21:44:18] Mikoolo/rizon He's out sighting in his armalites.

[21:44:57] Mikoolo/rizon ok

[21:44:58] Mikoolo/rizon slep

[21:44:59] Mikoolo/rizon bbl

[21:47:31] Mikoolo/rizon REEEEEEEEE

[21:47:58] Mikoolo/rizon HERE I AM GOING TO SLEEP AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO PICK APART MY WORDS AS IF IT WAS 15 YEARS AGO WHEN IT WAS COOOL TO DO!

[21:47:59] Mikoolo/rizon REEEEEEEE

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