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[01:58:57] Syndus/rizon I found my old wax and rosin stash, I thought o

[01:59:04] Syndus/rizon I lost it on the move

[01:59:14] Syndus/rizon Yeeeeeeee

[01:59:30] Syndus/rizon 😀

[02:00:07] Syndus/rizon Great timing too, ran out of bud

[02:01:34] Syndus/rizon I forgot about this stuff, peanut butter cookie, lemonade kush, and a thing of brown maple syrup press I have yet to try.

[02:02:33] Syndus/rizon I'd rather stick with flower but, ya know.

[02:05:07] Syndus/rizon I kinda rolled all I had left and rolled all I cleaned in kief balls and pa ked am all into a long glass hitter.

[02:05:52] Syndus/rizon Jesus. That was 5 says ago, took me three to finish it lol.

[02:26:10] Syndus/rizon Hey

[02:26:26] Syndus/rizon You guys ever watch hot ones?

[02:26:48] Syndus/rizon Naw the wing challenge show

[02:26:52] Syndus/rizon Yt

[02:27:36] Syndus/rizon I'm watching super mega do it, lol they made them script it to make fun of themselves.

[02:28:40] Syndus/rizon https://youtu.be/EDqJXV6cAdA here. They have some good u die u smoke episodes of bluntbourne and deaden soulsa

[02:28:57] Syndus/rizon I dunno, I like em.

[02:33:30] Syndus/rizon Maaaan

[02:33:50] Syndus/rizon Sushi

[02:34:12] Syndus/rizon Same, I like little me, he stays with me till I die.

[02:34:40] Syndus/rizon Sushi isn't a woman

[02:35:08] Syndus/rizon That's three ducks in a suit, with an untitled goose for a head

[02:35:12] Syndus/rizon .....get it!

[02:35:22] Syndus/rizon Lol

[02:35:32] Syndus/rizon Sushi, I don't look my age either

[02:35:48] Syndus/rizon I'm older than most of you lol

[02:35:57] Syndus/rizon Sure lol

[02:36:55] Syndus/rizon I call women hun, I had one of those muti colored one side shaved, skinny angry getman bitch rip into me at the gas station for calling her hun.

[02:37:32] Syndus/rizon She was old too, driving a yellow mini Cooper with pika as a plate and lil ears on top

[02:38:22] Syndus/rizon Gah, I wish ppl like that would get comfortable enough to just be chill instead of always being on auto defensive and pissy.

[02:38:40] Syndus/rizon Mean ppl suck

[02:39:27] Syndus/rizon Lol two t shirts I want to wear soon, "mean ppl suck" and " I shaved my balls for this?"

[02:43:25] Syndus/rizon Yeah ok so check it, this is kind of a mantra or whatever that I try to live by to keep me from just straight up beating wholesale ass every day. I just imagine the person that angers me the most in any moment, and realize how much of a prison the human mind can be, especially if you go out of your way to make your sexual identity your whole personality. If they have to make other ppl feel

[02:43:42] Syndus/rizon Then I just walk away

[02:44:15] Syndus/rizon You'll get it if ya think about it.

[02:44:41] Syndus/rizon Nono see I'm not breaking any of it up here I'm just saying in general

[02:45:07] Syndus/rizon Ppl be crazy obsessed with themselves in the wrong eat, and it the long run it hurts ppl

[02:45:16] Syndus/rizon *wrong way

[02:45:33] Syndus/rizon See yeah ok that was a good example. Vb

[02:48:35] Syndus/rizon Ball busting man haters just make me cringe, ever see that old movie 9 to 5? I mean I get women's suffer age, equal rights, but it is 22023, we have all of that now. My point was that when ppl use their disposition of their condition, and don't to grow as a person and just use it as validation to be an asshole. I think we can all agree. Those ppl are toxic.

[02:49:24] Syndus/rizon Well think of it this way....

[02:50:49] Syndus/rizon Boobs. Men love boobs, women love boobs. Gay men love boobs, and so do lesbians. Every technicolor dreamboat in the rainbow thesaurus of fleeting identity in-between....boobs are awesome

[02:53:09] Syndus/rizon Oh don't worry about me. I won't mind fuck ya like everyone else if you're sensetive and shit.

[02:53:18] Syndus/rizon It's a debate joke

[02:53:27] Syndus/rizon Damn I'm two of you

[02:53:41] Syndus/rizon Wanna see?

[02:56:08] Syndus/rizon Sushi

[02:56:14] Syndus/rizon https://ibb.co/GPjVpNV

[02:56:14] Syndus/rizon https://ibb.co/hZF2Sg7

[02:56:43] Syndus/rizon Lol no

[02:56:55] Syndus/rizon No shit

[02:57:18] Syndus/rizon I just love showing ppl what I look like when I yell them I'm 40

[02:57:22] Syndus/rizon *tell

[02:57:59] Syndus/rizon Brb, dab

[03:10:58] Syndus/rizon I should watch a movie tonight

[03:13:37] Syndus/rizon Hey was the new batman any good?

[03:13:55] Syndus/rizon Pattinson

[03:14:17] Syndus/rizon I bought it but never opened it. Br

[03:14:20] Syndus/rizon Lol

[03:14:24] Syndus/rizon Really

[03:14:28] Syndus/rizon Dang it

[03:14:48] Syndus/rizon Ummm looking at a huge bin of blurts here...

[03:16:13] Syndus/rizon One time I talked my mom into eating edibles with me, and watched twilight with filters from my phone cast to the TV, lol that woman fell off the couch laughing twice

[03:16:45] Syndus/rizon I di

[03:16:49] Syndus/rizon Do

[03:17:05] Syndus/rizon I'm lookin

[03:17:50] Syndus/rizon I spy with my little eye Bofades and Euripites.

[03:18:28] Syndus/rizon Batmanhush, ever read Greek philosophy of from Bofates?

[03:19:05] Syndus/rizon BOFATES NUUUUUTS BITCH! HAHA GOTEE

[03:19:09] Syndus/rizon .......

[03:19:18] Syndus/rizon It'll work some day

[03:19:44] Syndus/rizon Both of deez nusdude

[03:19:52] Syndus/rizon Nuts*

[03:20:27] Syndus/rizon *psp

[03:21:01] Syndus/rizon Remember the nut psp commercials?

[03:21:15] Syndus/rizon It's a nut you can play outside

[03:22:27] Syndus/rizon I will never be weeb enough to consider tacking on a Japanese formality to my handle

[03:22:55] Syndus/rizon Really

[03:23:50] Syndus/rizon One of my dreams is to have an arcade and a 4 player custom build mame cab in my basement

[03:24:56] Syndus/rizon I knew a guy that learned Japanese from a French guy. So when he spoke, it was he had the weirdest accent

[03:26:56] Syndus/rizon I can't work atm either, waiting for this to heal. Doing exercises every day, and I haven't even started pt yet, I can get my arm above my head supporting it, and up to my forehead supporting its own weight

[03:28:05] Syndus/rizon Not me oh not us

[03:29:14] Syndus/rizon Sushi, you want to know the series thing a woman can wear for a straight guy?

[03:29:22] Syndus/rizon *sexiest

[03:30:06] Syndus/rizon It's his shirt, the next morning

[03:30:48] Syndus/rizon Yeah nobody is taking listening lol nvm

[05:28:27] Syndus/rizon Whoa, thar peanut butter cookie is potent

[05:28:50] Syndus/rizon Super-duper

[05:39:23] Syndus/rizon Whoa

[05:40:00] Syndus/rizon Once this glue finally comes off, I gotta show you all this scar.

[05:53:49] Syndus/rizon My pinto has a fire extinguisher and a soare Mexican in the trunk

[05:53:54] Syndus/rizon So there

[05:54:03] Syndus/rizon *spare

[06:22:27] Syndus/rizon !bung

[06:23:48] Syndus/rizon !zork

[06:24:03] Syndus/rizon !fludge

[06:24:23] Syndus/rizon !1960's batman fight

[06:33:43] Syndus/rizon Lol I actually used to watch reruns of that as a kid with my great aunt. I was into it.

[06:35:26] Syndus/rizon Oh yeah, I fell asleep on the couch with a TV on the other day. The guy that played Robin with Adam west, sells pet food on late night cable commercials

[06:36:07] Syndus/rizon Lolwut

[06:37:50] Syndus/rizon I remember catching rocky for the first time and family told me Ricky's trainer was the penguin

[06:38:29] Syndus/rizon Think the last thing I caught George gershwin in wad 12 monkeys

[06:38:41] Syndus/rizon Riddler^

[06:39:07] Syndus/rizon Is ertha Kitt still alive?

[06:39:44] Syndus/rizon Damn 2008

[06:49:01] Syndus/rizon Mikoolo

[06:49:25] Syndus/rizon I have an idea for a pixel art tattoo I'd like to get

[06:49:37] Syndus/rizon I've had it for a long time now

[06:50:19] Syndus/rizon Og megaman with a knife, spatula, and chef's hat.

[06:51:35] Syndus/rizon No one nearby that I've seen that gets proper depth for something like that.

[06:56:40] Syndus/rizon Yeah everyone said that about my griever tattoo when I got it, it's curved just a lil bit

[07:00:22] Syndus/rizon I got sick of it one day, and told a woman I worked with that it's perfectly normal for guys and that she should be thanking me for being able to hit the spot easier. Lol.

[07:00:55] Syndus/rizon She was the sheriff's wife XD lolol

[07:01:17] Syndus/rizon Ex wife now

[07:01:33] Syndus/rizon Worked with most of their kids

[07:11:41] Syndus/rizon Why?

[07:12:00] Syndus/rizon Oh...

[07:14:06] Syndus/rizon I guess it's funny it was a lightsaber store

[07:15:00] Syndus/rizon Idea

[07:16:45] Syndus/rizon Put up a bunch of flyers that say "Missing hamster, do not contact us. Show it no love, it is evil."

[07:17:18] Syndus/rizon No info, just a picture

[07:17:27] Syndus/rizon Lol

[07:19:16] Syndus/rizon Lol yeah just something harmless but freaky and funny

[07:21:12] Syndus/rizon I was thinking mr garrisons lab grown rat penis singing to the moon

[07:22:05] Syndus/rizon Eeeeek eereek!

[07:22:26] Syndus/rizon Oh honey, always afraid of a little penis

[07:23:13] Syndus/rizon I've had a few sleepless nights with south park recently.

[08:51:12] Syndus/rizon Hi everybody!

[08:51:35] Syndus/rizon Bye everybody!

[15:20:49] Syndus/rizon All I got out of that was nimby

[15:37:23] Syndus/rizon The greater good

[15:40:52] Syndus/rizon Hey papa smurf can I lick your ass

[15:40:59] Syndus/rizon Yeah lick my ass bitch

[15:41:13] Syndus/rizon ......God that's old

[15:43:17] Syndus/rizon So my neighbors complained about me

[15:43:45] Syndus/rizon They asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall so loud in the shower.

[15:43:53] Syndus/rizon I said maaaybe.

[15:44:00] Syndus/rizon .......

[15:44:04] Syndus/rizon Get it?

[15:44:19] Syndus/rizon Lol

[15:45:00] Syndus/rizon I told my guy I miss working with him and the crew yesterday, he said he misses my jokes

[15:46:04] Syndus/rizon Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side...

[15:46:05] Syndus/rizon I mean, imagine all the peepholes.

[15:46:34] Syndus/rizon Yahsyeeheeeeeeooohoh

[15:46:38] Syndus/rizon Lol

[15:47:56] Syndus/rizon Why are retired Nazis so good

[15:48:05] Syndus/rizon With animals?

[15:48:26] Syndus/rizon They're veteran Aryans

[15:49:52] Syndus/rizon Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson ?

[15:50:08] Syndus/rizon Neil Armstrong walked ON the Moon and Michael Jackson had sex with kids.

[15:50:17] Syndus/rizon Lol

[15:50:28] Syndus/rizon I like dark humor

[15:50:50] Syndus/rizon See ya gotta twist it at the end

[15:51:00] Syndus/rizon The ol dicktwist!

[15:51:17] Syndus/rizon Cheney you whore

[15:51:23] Syndus/rizon The wings are clipped

[15:51:39] Syndus/rizon Don't point that at me, you're drunk

[15:52:02] Syndus/rizon Iran, Iran so far away....to Iraq

[15:52:22] Syndus/rizon Bembembembembewbewbewbewbew

[15:53:07] Syndus/rizon Hello Irish come on down and pick from one of these 3 fabulous prizes in the showcase showdown!

[15:53:20] Syndus/rizon Door 1 2 or 3

[15:53:31] Syndus/rizon Audience?

[15:53:58] Syndus/rizon Fuck off, security

[15:54:18] Syndus/rizon Taxi driver ass outta here

[15:54:41] Syndus/rizon Ok willow

[15:55:53] Syndus/rizon Ok thus one is educated but fucked up

[15:55:57] Syndus/rizon Without the Arabs we wouldn't have 9/11.

[15:55:57] Syndus/rizon It would be IX/XI

[15:56:02] Syndus/rizon ....

[15:56:50] Syndus/rizon I got fired on the first day of my new job for asking customers if they would prefer "Smoking or Non-Smoking."

[15:57:09] Syndus/rizon Apparently, the correct phrase is, "Cremation or Burial

[15:57:13] Syndus/rizon "

[16:25:09] Syndus/rizon If it was 11/9 they would have have hijacked the world trade center and threw it into planes 😐

[16:25:35] Syndus/rizon Stupid

[16:26:05] Syndus/rizon Canada

[17:53:35] Syndus/rizon Roses are red, violets are blue. I must eat yogurt off of you, wield my passion like an axe, it's warm gooey, just like wax.

[17:55:26] Syndus/rizon Yeah stuff that bird you fucking slut

[17:57:13] Syndus/rizon Ct

[17:57:25] Syndus/rizon Have you ever seen hellbenders?

[17:57:37] Syndus/rizon .yt hellbenders apples

[17:57:40] Syndus/rizon Watch that

[17:57:45] Syndus/rizon And you're welcome

[18:00:25] Syndus/rizon Get the sald spoons msn

[18:00:33] Syndus/rizon It's trapped

[18:01:05] Syndus/rizon Brb, I'm gonna go hit a deer in the head with an orange

[21:36:54] Syndus/rizon https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Handheld-Console-Screen-Gaming-Player/dp/B09N734PR6

[21:37:24] Syndus/rizon It'll run psx games at full speed

[21:37:58] Syndus/rizon Compared to like a rertopocket 3

[21:38:28] Syndus/rizon *retroid

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