IRC Driven

[14:03:28] login channel seems silent, is everybody praying on Sunday?

[14:06:46] login magic, do you get a ping when DuckHunt sends a message?

[14:07:07] login oh, i just guessed

[15:00:13] login Echo_C, what does 'beliar's realm' mean?

[15:00:35] login .define slew

[15:00:38] login .d slew

[15:00:46] login no definer bot?

[15:00:50] login .t slew

[15:03:26] login i see, so it isn't slayed

[15:03:46] login > past tense: slew; past tense: slayed

[15:03:48] login TIL

[15:05:55] login thanks for letting me know, Echo_C

[15:23:39] login who sent that?

[16:05:48] login If someone could block the whole Sun out and demand payment for removing the block, would that mean being able to capture a portion of world GDP?

[16:10:56] login Who leaves these messages?

[16:11:10] login Why doesn't Rizon mention the source?

[16:19:02] login &Rizon/rizon | [h4] Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

[16:19:28] login It was a message left for h4, but there is no info on who left that message

[16:19:53] login Oh I see, so h4 himself set it?

[16:21:43] login i see

[16:48:31] login is this why we accuse million of running a bot?

[16:48:48] login react to the quack 4.5 seconds +- 0.5 seconds after detection

[16:49:16] login You can see the gap between DuckHunt's message and million's reply was 4 seconds for the first one, and 5 seconds for the second one

[16:49:35] login Would be worth plotting a distribution of his duckhunt replies over time, and seeing its distribution

[16:49:57] login did he do the right thing and pluck his samples out of a gaussian distribution, or did he just use a uniform distribution

[16:50:36] login Send a custom message from DuckHunt telling him he shot a duck down

[16:50:41] login Does he automatically shop for 1 bullet?

[16:50:49] login (don't send a quack, just the second part)

[16:51:16] login has to be sent from DuckHunt

[16:51:40] login million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.502s, which makes you a total of 313 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[16:52:09] login Did you see million shop 1 there?

[16:53:18] login send only the second one lol

[16:53:40] login llol

[16:53:46] login This is so funny

[16:53:55] login lmeow

[16:54:16] login Why did million shop 1 there though, that doesn't make sense

[16:54:39] login 16:51:48 million/rizon | !shop 1

[16:55:01] login We don't knwo if the human got fooled or the bot

[16:55:31] login Make it say million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.852s, which makes you a total of 314 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [11 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[16:56:08] login Send another quack

[16:56:16] login Does million automatically !rearm?

[16:57:35] login Tbh, if million was reading, he wouldn't try the fake !bang

[16:57:42] login the colour was different too

[16:57:59] login Would that detect helicopters?

[16:58:17] login Isn't the helicopter for surveillance?

[16:58:32] login surveying then?

[16:58:37] login the normal quack is grey

[16:58:42] login the fake quack was all white

[16:59:00] login yours might be grey/black

[16:59:09] login if you're not using dark mode in your client

[16:59:26] login what's the right preposition: dark mode on your client or dark mode in your client?

[16:59:53] login There are colour codes

[16:59:55] login !bang

[17:00:10] login thank you

[17:00:17] login on my client, i shot 1 second before magic

[17:00:41] login it was real lag this time

[17:00:56] login the local order of messages on my end is different from that on your end

[17:01:08] login 16:59:54 login | !bang

[17:01:13] login 16:59:55 MAGIC/rizon | !bang

[17:01:22] login 6:59:55 +DuckHunt/rizon | MAGIC > *BANG* ....

[17:01:31] login s/6/16

[17:01:59] login 16:59:55 foxy/rizon | !bang

[17:02:23] login foxy's was after DuckHunt

[17:02:45] login oh my end, trigger locked appears after my !bang

[17:03:23] login I guess IRC would not be a good front-end for real-time trading or as a source of truth for transactions

[17:03:49] login there is no single globally-enforced order of messages

[17:04:02] login IRCv3 has 'server time' though

[17:05:06] login I guess I have to co-locate

[17:09:20] login Do you have a rule where you don't drink two days in a row?

[17:12:36] login Just dilute it more and more

[17:12:51] login or assume someone is concentrating it behind your back

[17:15:09] login assume your alcohol is stronger than you remember it being, and thus dilute it more

[17:15:23] login it might allow you to drink for longer (by virtue of living longer)

[17:17:11] login How much is 1 standard drink of it, in ml?

[17:17:42] login *plonk*

[17:18:50] login Dogecoin was great before elon musk

[17:18:54] login so speed, much wow

[17:20:59] login how come million didn't attempt the quack?

[17:25:18] login How can we end the war in Ukraine?

[17:26:02] login .tr stell dir vor es ist Krieg und keiner geht hin

[17:26:05] login .t stell dir vor es ist Krieg und keiner geht hin

[17:26:24] login imagine it's war and nobody goes there?

[17:26:48] login Oh, is that banned on this channel?

[17:27:11] login Who are the mods?

[17:27:34] login What about sex and religion? disallowed too?

[17:28:46] login what is religion?

[17:29:59] login is school a religion too?

[17:32:11] login do they speak dutch in the netherlands?

[17:36:22] login you didn't share the photo of the steak and roasted tomatoes

[17:37:52] login Do you folks know each other in real life?

[17:38:10] login aren't you peter?

[17:38:57] login i don't understand german, so i am having to translate line by line

[17:39:11] login i'm not bothering with it though

[17:39:51] login indonesian

[17:40:24] login dyslexia adjacent

[17:40:29] login n and u are just rotated

[17:41:06] login yes, he is on Technet

[17:41:17] login you mean mare, h4?

[17:41:34] login Who are the opers on the Rizon side?

[17:41:47] login Are they everyone on the TechNet side with /rizon in the name?

[17:42:26] login voice chat, so you have a voice chat too?

[17:43:05] login so etc was just etc. right?

[17:43:09] login et cetera

[17:43:26] login How do so many opers agree with each other?

[17:43:33] login Isn't crovax also a mod?

[17:45:53] login maybe that preference was recently shaped

[17:46:25] login So if any subset of mods has a strong opinion on someone, they can shape the channel that way?

[17:46:32] login someone or some thing

[17:46:57] login climate control

[17:47:10] login air conditioner

[17:47:55] login the US is energy independent, so AC is okay

[17:47:57] login not so in the UK

[17:48:37] login is sucking cool?

[17:48:41] login or is that blowing?

[17:49:17] login because it is not cool

[17:49:40] login the blow is ejaculation, right

[17:50:57] login it's interesting that in the UK, blow is cannabis (which is marijuana?), but in the US it's powdered cocaine

[17:51:37] login hallway / corridor

[17:52:26] login hot chips vs. corn chips

[17:52:45] login fries are not chips?

[17:53:06] login What about cheque?

[17:53:17] login petrol station

[17:53:27] login petrol pump

[17:53:44] login a trolley

[17:54:04] login and a buggy?

[17:54:17] login a buggy is a volkswagon

[17:54:49] login punch bug = beetle?

[17:55:26] login yes

[17:55:38] login get some rubbers?

[17:56:25] login So even language is divided by state

[17:57:08] login I think it might be very expensive to hire German translators

[17:57:30] login Anybody from Austria?

[17:57:41] login or are all the germaphones here from germany

[17:58:20] login Do any of you use pi holes/

[17:58:31] login or other network-level adblockers?

[17:58:52] login yes, it will block everything

[17:59:01] login do you use adblock or ublock origin?

[17:59:03] login !bang

[17:59:15] login My lag isn't that bad, is it?

[18:00:00] login ComputerTech: I was watching an anime, and found something related to that - to not reciprocating acts of kindness

[18:00:37] login bangladeshis are cheaper

[18:00:41] login and islam forbids wanking

[18:00:43] login win-win

[18:03:03] login So, how good are you at data structures and algorithms, ComputerTech?

[18:03:37] login so good as a developer but not an engineer

[18:04:00] login What about network stuff

[18:04:33] login e.g., how do you prevent a rogue computer connecting to a network from pretending to be a dhcp server?

[18:18:00] login the answer is dhcp snooping

[18:19:18] login Is this Linus's sister-in-law? https://youtu.be/pkjkd3aL8zw?t=9

[18:22:14] login you can insulate a heat pipe

[18:22:52] login were they expensive number plates or standard?

[18:23:31] login is that a flex?

[18:24:22] login not a toyota corolla 2007?

[18:25:32] login is that a flex?

[18:29:12] login so you used an indian dev?

[18:29:52] login i see

[18:30:46] login i didn't think i needed to respond to the rhetorics lol

[18:31:18] login is it

[18:31:26] login s/it/it really

[18:32:34] login Confucius say, I hear; I forget;; I see; I remember;; I do; I understand;;;

[18:35:17] login *Scrunchies

[18:37:47] login Scrota?

[18:38:01] login 'ello, top of the morning to ya

[18:40:58] login If you were in that era, would you be a pirate?

[18:41:24] login Charles?

[18:41:36] login Who is the monarch now?

[18:41:47] login same person?

[18:42:05] login It would be wild if Charles just abdicated the throne and turned Britain into a republic with a constitution

[18:42:10] login Oh, his coronation

[18:43:02] login if Queen Elizabeth was serious about her successor, she would have given control up the way Saudi Arabia's king did

[18:44:04] login australia's will change ^, but not to the king

[18:44:36] login charles is bad in personality too, i've heard

[18:45:18] login because you want her on there or the old notes?

[18:45:56] login To develop a relationship with the kids

[18:46:05] login and to instil her values in them

[18:46:29] login bad family for leaking stuff like that

[18:47:03] login is she the one claiming her life was bad?

[18:47:13] login not saying it couldn't be better

[18:47:40] login Well, how else she supposed to make money?

[18:47:44] login *is she

[18:48:00] login The Kardashian-lite way right? by leaning into celebrity

[18:48:27] login She can't make money bussing tables

[18:48:36] login Her celebrity is a boon and a curse

[18:48:48] login I think she should go back into acting - tv shows and such

[18:49:09] login she could even study law for real - or just look after the kids, that's alright too

[18:49:39] login which year is that?

[18:50:14] login the logic behind it being/

[18:50:28] login They should have just stuck with royal duties

[18:51:04] login burning the principal too, i imagine

[18:51:16] login 20 million should be enough if he were not famous and living secretly in thailand

[18:51:42] login living in the US and paying for security out-of-pocket... it's too expensive

[18:51:52] login well, he can't change his name and disappear, can he?

[18:52:23] login They can't even monetise royalty

[18:52:37] login but that was a different time

[18:52:53] login Harry is *the* definition of nepo baby

[18:53:24] login How much in Political science

[18:53:31] login or civics

[18:53:59] login no, i don't remember the joke unfortunately

[18:54:06] login lol

[18:54:37] login I wonder how much bitcoin he has bought

[18:55:04] login if he sells the cycle top 10 years from now, maybe he won't have to do anything else

[18:55:16] login And he and megan can always come back to the royal family

[18:55:22] login he was okay there; she was the one facing racism

[18:56:03] login She knows, as a political figure, she is supposed to have very thick skin

[18:56:21] login Her personality didn't seem that bad

[18:57:24] login Meanwhile, in Japan: The niece of Japanese Emperor Naruhito, Princess Mako, married a commoner Tuesday, relinquishing her royal status following a heavily scrutinized, controversial four-year engagement.

[18:59:18] login The husband, Kei Komuro, used to have long hair

[18:59:23] login https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2021/09/30/national/media-national/kei-komuro-ponytail/

[18:59:27] login Apparently caused a scandal

[19:00:03] login maybe king eddy was just alive during that time

[19:01:24] login interesting

[19:01:45] login https://www.tattoodo.com/articles/thailands-king-maha-vajiralongkorn-shows-off-his-sick-ink-13126

[19:02:15] login He's wearing a crop top

[19:02:23] login looks like women's cut

[19:02:37] login but larger than his girlfriend's size - unless it stretches

[19:02:55] login more noticeable are his sandals

[19:03:06] login if he worked out and kept in shape, it would be okay

[19:03:39] login but i think body talk is disallowed here too

[19:04:16] login was there such a king?

[19:04:20] login gaddafi?

[19:04:38] login !bang

[19:05:06] login yeah, people are not rational with that stuff

[19:06:14] login million: how come you tried the fake quack?

[19:06:22] login weren't you away from the computer then too?

[19:06:39] login well, good enough to earn a living is good enough

[19:07:20] login !bang

[19:07:31] login !reload

[19:09:03] login Write a multi-chat program

[19:09:27] login I don't know either, what is MSL?

[19:09:39] login ah, i see

[19:09:45] login a DSL

[19:10:08] login what's your python ide and execution environment?

[19:11:57] login visual studio or vscode?

[19:12:27] login look at how BitBot does it

[19:12:32] login or DuckHunt

[19:12:44] login ah, well

[19:13:02] login look at eggdrop's history and find the first commit

[19:13:30] login you want to rediscover good architecture?

[19:14:09] login elitefile

[19:15:27] login or start with the most basic bot ever, i.e., getting a handle on the irc protoco

[19:15:31] login *irc protocol

[19:15:39] login How to join a server and leave a server - that's it

[19:15:42] login Oh, good,

[19:16:03] login Do you want to know why others separate files?

[19:16:38] login ^ but a good ide can handle one single file just as well

[19:16:55] login integrated development environment

[19:17:33] login it allows you to open all the files as part of a single 'project'

[19:17:53] login and links all the definitions together so you can ctrl-click on a function and go to its definition in another file for example

[19:18:27] login If your bot doesn't become big, how will you rediscover good architecture?

[19:19:22] login he can't get in

[19:19:43] login well, depends on how low a salary he's willing to accept

[19:20:05] login it's better to focus on the family business

[19:20:45] login can you do both?

[19:20:55] login and not have companies look at you as if you are independently wealthy and thus a risk?

[19:21:00] login flight risk, i mean

[19:21:20] login don't let them get a whiff of it

[19:21:44] login or do let them know, then only the good companies will keep you

[19:22:13] login the bad ones that overwork people into the weekends because "how else are you gonna pay rent?" will be avoided

[19:23:05] login The homes are well-maintained thusly

[19:23:58] login oh, then your good work was choosing a trustworthy management company that maintains good renters

[19:24:35] login And the manager's benefit is that they didn't have to make a large outlay of capital to buy the houses they are managing

[19:25:45] login Hopefully they don't do things like having a coin-operated washing machine

[19:26:30] login the % fee may not fully cover the care of a private owner of their own property

[19:26:58] login Oh, so it's semi-furnished

[19:27:32] login So you're levered up

[19:28:14] login so in that particular one, the renter is benefiting

[19:28:33] login They get to live in a property they would not have been able to afford had they bought it

[19:28:45] login Have you looked into hedging property price movements?

[19:30:14] login So once their rent is enough to cover the house price, you'll transfer it to them?

[19:30:29] login Or until their credit improves to the point of being able to get a loan

[19:30:39] login And then they buy it and find out their "rent" went up

[19:31:36] login same renter?

[19:31:40] login same renter for 20 years?

[19:32:21] login That is the benefit of renting - flexibility

[19:32:31] login the negative cash flow is the cherry on top

[19:33:33] login If you could buy 1% of rent from 100 homes in different places, would that diversification be of interest to you?

[19:33:49] login i mean, if such a product were offered (it isn't currently, anywhere i've looked)

[19:35:02] login instead of buying the cash flow of a whole house, buying a small portion of the cash flow from multiple homes

[19:35:52] login i think it's not allowed for residential property

[19:36:04] login because i have never found such a product

[19:36:29] login How is the renter supposed to both pay rent as well as save enough money for a downpayment

[19:39:01] login It would cost the same as 100% of rent on a single home

[19:39:55] login i.e., the 100 homes would have 100 owners, but instead of 1 owner per house, it would be salami-sliced

[19:40:58] login lol yeah

[19:41:09] login Yes, it seems all the real estate moguls are here

[19:42:06] login you'd contribute 1% of 100k a month, with 99 other people

[19:43:22] login except maybe bill gates

[19:43:31] login that guy buys a lot of farmland, i've heard

[19:44:25] login for food security reasons?

[19:44:50] login are the breaks from investments for paying interest?

[19:45:15] login I have a good house example for you

[19:45:19] login Houses near universities

[19:45:42] login The guy was a landscaper who immigrated from Cyprus when there were refugees from there

[19:45:51] login because of the north cyprus thing

[19:46:17] login He bought the house that was the closest to the university, walking distance, 50 m

[19:46:33] login that house was closer to the university than the university's own accommodation

[19:46:46] login He paid 700k for it

[19:47:03] login it was a 3-room house

[19:47:06] login he tore it down

[19:47:21] login rebuilt an 8 room purpose-built on it

[19:47:37] login looks like a house on the outside, but there is one large living room, and 8 rooms in there - all ensuite

[19:47:47] login that house cashflows like it's a 10 million dollar house

[19:48:34] login Better yet, he subdivided the lot into two, and built two such houses with almost 0 gap in between

[19:48:38] login no backyard

[19:50:11] login how did you manage covid?

[19:50:55] login are the work-related ones related to hospitals and doctors?

[19:54:02] login welcome back irish666

[19:54:41] login Do you use irccloud to log into rizon?

[20:03:34] login Hello Jack4ss, do you connect online with AOL?

[20:04:09] login that was a good hedge

[20:04:19] login in hindsight ofc

[20:04:53] login i asked ComputerTech a network security question, maybe i can pose the same Q to you

[20:05:20] login how do you prevent a rogue computer connecting to a network from pretending to be a dhcp server?

[20:05:48] login Ahsoka: did you get rung on discord?

[20:06:02] login ComputerTech's answer was: iptables?

[20:06:46] login i.e., someone walks up to a company, goes to the guest room, and connects their laptop to the ethernet port

[20:07:02] login or a virus on someone's work computer connecting to the company's internal network via vpn

[20:07:58] login or someone plants a raspberry pi or plugs in an intel compute stick into a network cabinet at the university's computer lab

[20:08:40] login how does a network security admin prevent a computer acting maliciously from pretending to be a dhcp server?

[20:10:08] login where are the logs stored?

[20:10:14] login and do you encrypt them at rest?

[20:12:24] login BitBot encrypts its logs at rest

[20:12:42] login hi \g

[20:14:05] login See for yourself, ComputerTech: https://github.com/bitbot-irc/bitbot/blob/4a6037c77405f3584efadc10ae75826b6b9ac422/modules/channel_log.py#L41

[20:15:35] login for now, yes

[20:16:01] login sadism and masochism?

[20:17:12] login Wasn't Supergirl muslim?

[20:17:26] login But she hides her identity

[20:18:18] login Imagine if Rapunzel from Tangled were muslim - there would be no movie

[20:19:17] login Cousins can convert

[20:19:36] login Or siblings i suppose, since supergirl is still a girl and not woman yet?

[20:19:48] login *a woman

[20:20:38] login Her parent would have converted

[20:21:16] login Or, since she would have been raised by adoptive parents, muslim parents could have adopted her

[20:21:32] login Superman's parent's sibling's child is supergirl the cousin right?

[20:22:13] login supergirl is superman's cousin right?

[20:22:51] login Wait, she doesn't have red hair?

[20:23:47] login i saw the trailer now, it looks red to me

[20:24:04] login i think the new ariel needed sun protection deep in the ocean

[20:24:38] login so, evolutionarily, the extra melatonin makes sense /s

[20:25:23] login ComputerTech: it is surprising how close supergirl is to the 'nazi aryan ideal' (not condoning, just an observation)

[20:25:54] login isn't she waiting for superboy to come out?

[20:26:27] login is that canon

[20:26:56] login I misunderstood, supergirl's biological parents are dead ike superman right?

[20:27:11] login it looked reddish-brown to me though

[20:27:58] login it's regarding the little mermaid

[20:37:07] login are you referring to intel management engine?

[20:37:58] login intel AMT

[20:39:04] login oh, i don't know anything about those

[20:43:30] login i'm assuming IP is intellectual property, so it's business intelligence

[20:44:34] login i am always surprised so many of you are in the same place

[20:48:52] login from the conversation, it looked like wof, foxy and computertech were in the same place

[20:49:28] login so many of y'all, i should have said

[20:50:06] login I think he is very privileged, sure, but also able

[20:51:22] login Ahsoka: is it aleph 1

[20:52:02] login it's a math concept

[20:52:06] login "beyond infinite"

[20:53:06] login So, will ComputerTech be having the salmon?

[20:57:49] login c0ded, i don't know how to reply to your question without being considered a fuck

[21:00:04] login aloo_shu: how's your connection?

[21:06:15] login maggots are good for composting

[21:06:21] login i guess shat after processing is too

[21:06:38] login only one of those is alive though

[21:39:07] login that was a doozy

[21:39:41] login [spoiler] especially the part about the child of one of the police officers

[21:40:39] login They could have kept going through more seasons as the FBI's technique developed, or they could have gone horizontal to Korea's first serial killers

[21:41:11] login but i don't watch stuff like that anymore... it's not good for the soul

[21:42:51] login the kid exhibited the same kind of social ostracisation as a serial killer in the making

[21:43:33] login the scene where her mum (fbi agent's wife) asked her kid to play with the girl on the park (he was just staring at her silently)

[21:44:19] login and then the girl's mum asked the girl to finish playing and go home - the subtext being that the agent's son was acting too weird

[21:45:49] login yeah

[21:45:52] login the kid's name was brian tench

[21:47:02] login This is the scene: https://mindhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Brian_Tench#Playing_Football:~:text=Brian%20went%20to%20visits%20with%20Dr.%20Moritz%20as%20mandated.%20However%2C%20he%20refused%20to%20say%20anything%20in%20the%20sessions.%20Later%2C%20Nancy%20found%20Brian%20had%20wandered%20away%20from%20home.%20She%20found%20him%20at%20a%20playground%2C%20watching%20a%20girl%20play.

[21:47:05] login Described in text

[21:47:13] login > Brian went to visits with Dr. Moritz as mandated. However, he refused to say anything in the sessions. Later, Nancy found Brian had wandered away from home. She found him at a playground, watching a girl play.

[21:47:37] login > Nancy then reminded Brian it's rude to stare, but he ignored her and started walking home. By this point, he was regularly wetting his bed and had begun playing with his baby toys.

[21:47:47] login That episode freaked me out about this kid

[21:50:37] login And there is no closure

[21:50:43] login It just ends without any closure

[21:51:08] login phonekait: have you seen the photo of a perfect penis?

[21:51:28] login i once saw it on a woman's phone, don't ask me how or why

[21:51:44] login Yes, it was longer than normal, and erect

[21:51:57] login It looked like it would go up to his navel if laid flat against his stomach

[21:52:19] login Yeah, she said he was the longest she'd ever had

[21:52:32] login it was actually perfect

[21:52:54] login later she told me the guy was muslim, so i guess he never ever wanked even once

[21:53:13] login it was like it was designed in autocad

[21:53:31] login even thickness, perfect shape, circumcised (he was muslim after all)

[21:53:44] login 0 veins yes

[21:53:50] login and since he was muslim, he had shaved all his pubic hair

[21:53:57] login so it was a non-obstructed view

[21:54:31] login while i don't go searching for penises online, i have not seen such a penis online anywhere

[21:55:26] login maybe shaving your pubes will bring some self-confidence, Frogorg

[21:55:56] login alright, understood launchd

[21:57:10] login It was a graphic description

[22:04:01] login it's pretty tame

[22:04:21] login other than me, but im the only one on here chatting from here

[22:06:50] login On this side, everyone on rizon has their own nick

[22:06:55] login It's not "tr"

[22:08:12] login idk what snotes are

[22:11:05] login yes, it's just me in here

[22:11:35] login hopefully no k in the fmk

[22:11:52] login the k stands for brea-k up

[22:12:18] login a better one would be kiss

[22:12:37] login congratulations

[22:13:52] login at least you knew to switch quickly if it wasn't working out

[22:16:48] login i asked ComputerTech for a list of mods on the rizon side. he did not mention your name, launchd

[22:17:24] login i saw from the @launchd.technet.staff

[22:17:29] login but didn't know before that

[22:18:38] login so cool, one might forget about global warming

[22:20:15] login reminds me of that alexa video

[22:20:29] login s/alexa/siri

[22:20:47] login siri saying hm

[22:21:52] login i can't find the video for you folks, sorry

[23:32:57] login https://twitter.com/chloe21e8/status/1652761198411264000

[23:33:41] login interesting quote from the old testament

[23:58:58] login Also found this on twitter, religion is so weird: https://twitter.com/DegenDilly/status/1652437755253669889

[23:59:10] login 145 lines of 'don't's

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