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[05:53:53] Mikoolo/rizon Läggdags, ComputerTech.

[05:54:23] Mikoolo/rizon Ska jag bädda ner dig och läsa från Marx Das Kapital för dig?

[06:03:15] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[08:08:26] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/L27a851-RxY

[08:12:13] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/DZV4Jr4XiMA

[08:13:04] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine kids going "No I ain't calling you Mother because not even the queen called her mummy for mother, mummy."

[10:42:34] Mikoolo/rizon This is Frogorg Customer service, how may we help you?

[10:43:20] Mikoolo/rizon Please describe what hard reset is to you so we won't make any mistakes.

[10:44:26] Mikoolo/rizon Why not go to the gym before getting alcohol?

[10:44:56] Mikoolo/rizon The exhausted feeling you get from the gym might make you fall asleep after alcohol intake and that would save alcohol for tomorrow.

[10:47:26] Mikoolo/rizon It would be like hitting 3 flies with one flyswatter, Frogorg. You feel good as you reward yourself for going to the gym. Consume less alcohol due to falling asleep so you got more alcohol for tomorrow and this way you save money aswell.

[11:19:51] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/gGUvJ9m6DIU

[11:55:54] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 methanol is badohol. Ethanol is goodohol.

[12:00:07] Mikoolo/rizon Drunk canadian tourist in Sweden https://i.imgur.com/XipIh.jpeg

[12:01:33] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/0b3WJx4hhaM

[12:48:07] Mikoolo/rizon herald, don't worry. ComputerTech will get angry at us if we do something about it.

[12:48:18] Mikoolo/rizon He enjoys chaos.

[12:49:44] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[12:50:45] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you have a good day herald.

[12:50:55] Mikoolo/rizon I'm gonna watch some anime here.

[12:51:08] Mikoolo/rizon And enjoy my last few days of freedom before I start work on monday next week.

[12:51:24] Mikoolo/rizon Maou Gakuin no Futekigousha s2

[12:52:17] Mikoolo/rizon He'll be online in a couple of hours, Frogorg.

[12:53:48] Mikoolo/rizon herald do you think it's a bot?

[12:53:57] Mikoolo/rizon Or are you a real person DeSantis?

[12:54:23] Mikoolo/rizon It's kinda cute tho.

[12:54:50] Mikoolo/rizon Reminds me of the GTA IV character Michael De Santos.

[12:55:01] Mikoolo/rizon De Santa *

[13:45:10] Mikoolo/rizon Yes please.

[13:45:35] Mikoolo/rizon Snorting tramadol?

[13:46:00] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[13:46:09] Mikoolo/rizon I am waiting for Gord.

[13:47:09] Mikoolo/rizon Made in Poland, Frogorg.

[13:47:17] Mikoolo/rizon covenant dev are the developers.

[13:47:33] Mikoolo/rizon Village builder with Diablolike elements.

[13:47:59] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/we0x3XFcddQ

[16:01:24] Mikoolo/rizon Copy/paste fail.

[16:25:35] Mikoolo/rizon Is that fox or a wolf?

[16:25:45] Mikoolo/rizon 🐺

[16:25:48] Mikoolo/rizon Fox

[16:25:52] Mikoolo/rizon I posted the wolf.

[16:26:33] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/819CR+pfRBL.jpg

[16:27:11] Mikoolo/rizon But frolic is low tier dog food with a great marketing department.

[16:27:18] Mikoolo/rizon They got loads of food colouring in it.

[16:27:43] Mikoolo/rizon So much that the dog poop comes out the same colour as the food going in.

[16:55:29] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I'll be normal until next time I see a german conversation.

[16:55:34] Mikoolo/rizon "normal" *

[16:55:37] Mikoolo/rizon Why?

[16:56:06] Mikoolo/rizon You know. No one complained at you, tony and aloo_shu when you spoke german for a long time 2 days ago, h4.

[16:56:12] Mikoolo/rizon You're the one that has been acting like a bitch.

[16:56:20] Mikoolo/rizon Buu huuu Mikoolo is speaking swedish.

[16:56:21] Mikoolo/rizon Buu huu

[16:56:45] Mikoolo/rizon And he responded.

[16:57:50] Mikoolo/rizon I can't deny that he is afraid of conflict. This is a very 101% true statement.

[16:57:56] Mikoolo/rizon And he's afraid of you and MAGIC.

[16:58:33] Mikoolo/rizon Speak to MAGIC in german.

[16:59:32] Mikoolo/rizon The thin lines that the irish people casts doesn't count as shadows.

[16:59:50] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a irish famine reference fyi.

[17:00:15] Mikoolo/rizon I doubted you'd get it otherwise.

[17:01:03] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't arrogant, unless \g says that I am. He knows me the best in here.

[17:01:48] Mikoolo/rizon I'm an asshole tho.

[17:01:54] Mikoolo/rizon That I won't deny.

[17:03:41] Mikoolo/rizon Also. Quite sad time for gaming this last 2 weeks.

[17:03:50] Mikoolo/rizon Jedi Survivor is buggy af and poor performance.

[17:04:11] Mikoolo/rizon Redfall is buggy beyond the event horizon and apparently boring.

[17:05:58] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/WQEj_0S6R9s

[17:08:22] Mikoolo/rizon I recommend looking for hidden cameras, MAGIC.

[17:09:27] Mikoolo/rizon So huge it blocks sunlight from the windows or so huge it absorbs light?

[17:09:45] Mikoolo/rizon With it's gravitational pull.

[17:09:53] Mikoolo/rizon If it bends light it would be invisible. DickCheney.

[17:17:14] Mikoolo/rizon It's not a bad game.

[17:17:37] Mikoolo/rizon It's not the best either.

[17:17:47] Mikoolo/rizon I wanted more stormtrooper stomping in it.

[17:18:01] Mikoolo/rizon And less wildlife.

[17:19:54] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't she die?

[17:20:01] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[17:20:03] Mikoolo/rizon Night sister.

[17:20:10] Mikoolo/rizon Not the sister as in inquisitor sister.

[17:20:25] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[17:22:36] Mikoolo/rizon My favourite star wars action game is probably Force Unleashed. Played it?

[17:22:55] Mikoolo/rizon The pc port is shite, but it runs.

[17:23:08] Mikoolo/rizon Without much issues.

[17:23:39] Mikoolo/rizon wofmobile swtor is shit, mythics previous game Warhammer AoR was better.

[17:23:48] Mikoolo/rizon And DAoC was better than warhammer

[17:24:15] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[17:24:23] Mikoolo/rizon Mythic didn't have a hand in swtor?

[17:25:17] Mikoolo/rizon I heard Star Wars Galaxies was the best star wars mmo before the overhaul patch that made loads of players quit.

[17:25:36] Mikoolo/rizon When they made jedi into a starting class.

[17:25:46] Mikoolo/rizon Among other changes.

[17:26:35] Mikoolo/rizon h4 don't forget to do the gunslinger sidequest asap.

[17:30:10] Mikoolo/rizon When they are too large for you to grab more than 40% of them with your hands, \g.

[17:30:57] Mikoolo/rizon Big breasts on a tall woman looks nice.

[17:31:03] Mikoolo/rizon Big breasts on a short woman looks weird.

[17:31:11] Mikoolo/rizon Small breasts on a fat woman looks fucked up imo.

[17:31:35] Mikoolo/rizon They are a bit on th small side for me, wofmobile.

[17:31:44] Mikoolo/rizon And she's a bit too skinny too.

[17:33:17] Mikoolo/rizon I couldn't date a really hot woman tho.

[17:33:29] Mikoolo/rizon Even if the woman apparently was into me.

[17:33:36] Mikoolo/rizon I'd be too paranoid for her to find someone better.

[17:35:20] Mikoolo/rizon h4 here look at this sexy thing https://youtu.be/L4Agv5yZReE

[17:36:11] Mikoolo/rizon A brand new bolt for your armalite h4?

[17:36:17] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 *

[17:36:19] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry.

[17:36:36] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech today I discovered the source of your french behaviour.

[17:36:53] Mikoolo/rizon Jameson is french since 1988, ComputerTech.

[17:37:11] Mikoolo/rizon It was bought by Pernod Ricard in that yeah, ComputerTech.

[17:38:00] Mikoolo/rizon Bad move

[17:38:13] Mikoolo/rizon JD is better than Jameson for mixing with coke, \g.

[17:38:30] Mikoolo/rizon Then you should have had the Jameson neat, room temp.

[17:38:47] Mikoolo/rizon Bushmills is a "coctail whisky".

[17:39:30] Mikoolo/rizon Also, all the spots are also french, ComputerTech.Same with Powers and Redbreast.

[17:40:07] Mikoolo/rizon Who the fuck is marty?

[17:40:23] Mikoolo/rizon Did you just dox him ComputerTech?

[17:40:29] Mikoolo/rizon Dropping his real name in public like that.

[17:40:42] Mikoolo/rizon You're too french to be called Paddy, Jaques.

[17:41:25] Mikoolo/rizon Jacques*

[17:41:44] Mikoolo/rizon Can't kick what he doesn't have, Echo_C.

[17:42:13] Mikoolo/rizon He got small legumes.

[17:42:28] Mikoolo/rizon Very small, hard to hit.

[17:42:31] Mikoolo/rizon Or kick.

[17:43:01] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you used pointy toed shoes.

[17:49:56] Mikoolo/rizon aloo_shu

[17:49:59] Mikoolo/rizon .quote las

[17:50:01] Mikoolo/rizon .quote last

[17:50:43] Mikoolo/rizon If I speak swedish I ain't going against what ComputerTech said, aloo_shu.

[17:51:11] Mikoolo/rizon When the shark from Jaws can't eat it, \g.

[17:51:35] Mikoolo/rizon Did they say "We need a bigger boat" in the meg?

[17:54:08] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah \g.

[17:54:35] Mikoolo/rizon You can speak whatever language you want, wofmobile.

[17:54:42] Mikoolo/rizon In here.

[17:54:49] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech has said so, wofmobile.

[17:55:23] Mikoolo/rizon PapaFrog now get one without makeup.

[17:56:32] Mikoolo/rizon Here PapaFrog https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012117/634.MilaK.mh.120712.jpg

[17:57:15] Mikoolo/rizon Looks like they made her look like a crack whore in that movie, \g.

[18:01:06] Mikoolo/rizon Here's Mila Kunis ca 2020 https://www.lp-life.com/sites/default/files/mila_kunis_bez_make-upu.jpg

[18:01:12] Mikoolo/rizon Not past 2020 atleast.

[18:01:24] Mikoolo/rizon She could play a young Roseanne barr imo.

[18:17:51] Mikoolo/rizon You got the loan dismissed and they still want you to pay it wof?

[18:18:58] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/SBmpXDFHcIE no actuall vtubers in the video. Just real people.

[18:19:27] Mikoolo/rizon OR the best graphics and animations in the history of vtubing.

[18:20:00] Mikoolo/rizon What did you expect would happen?

[18:21:22] Mikoolo/rizon `Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/2uUGpo58vyU

[18:23:29] Mikoolo/rizon Did the lawyers agree to it?

[18:23:33] Mikoolo/rizon Or did they not?

[18:23:51] Mikoolo/rizon Whenthey talked with the loan officer.

[18:26:13] Mikoolo/rizon You'd be able to live like a king in thailand I think.

[18:27:11] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech's family doesn't cook food at home.

[18:27:14] Mikoolo/rizon They go to restaurants.

[18:27:23] Mikoolo/rizon They also buy a new car each year.

[18:27:31] Mikoolo/rizon Preferably something expensive from italy.

[18:27:45] Mikoolo/rizon s/cooking/cocking

[18:28:21] Mikoolo/rizon I could live for like 20ish years on 1 mil.

[18:28:29] Mikoolo/rizon Without changing lifestyle.

[18:28:48] Mikoolo/rizon Probably longer than 20.

[18:29:11] Mikoolo/rizon Buy a volkswagen golf as your first car, ComputerTech.

[18:29:20] Mikoolo/rizon A late 80's or 90's.

[18:31:48] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a car for you ComputerTech https://youtu.be/NKOlOyWBDbs

[18:32:24] Mikoolo/rizon 745?

[18:33:03] Mikoolo/rizon This v70 h4 https://s.car.info/image_files/full/volvo-v70-side-0-183136.jpg ?

[18:33:22] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the squarest v70 model I know of.

[18:34:03] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also the v745 h4 https://bilweb-auctions-images.s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/1800x1200/object/volvo-745-glt-11809-15566309931.jpeg

[18:34:10] Mikoolo/rizon It's so square you can cut yourself on it.

[18:34:13] Mikoolo/rizon -v

[18:36:02] Mikoolo/rizon Either no one clicked or didn't notice that the car has windscreen wipers on the headlights. :(

[18:36:30] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[18:40:40] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/CTl0Uz6w9kY

[18:41:09] Mikoolo/rizon Lucky bastard.

[18:41:13] Mikoolo/rizon Accept it deadly!

[18:41:15] Mikoolo/rizon His mum is hot.

[18:41:27] Mikoolo/rizon Give her a dirty sanchez after wards, deadly.

[18:41:53] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck you remember it? I said that like 2 months ago h4.

[18:42:27] Mikoolo/rizon I also think I explained what it was to ComputerTech.

[18:43:16] Mikoolo/rizon Wasn't the irish freedom fighters allied with the nazis?

[18:43:29] Mikoolo/rizon Or on friendly terms?

[18:44:05] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah they shared intelligence with the Abwehr.

[18:44:55] Mikoolo/rizon May 9th is a important soviet celebration day iirc.

[18:45:24] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah Victory Day.

[18:45:50] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/9hTYUHm3pKw

[18:49:45] Mikoolo/rizon He is.

[18:49:58] Mikoolo/rizon He is to, bullshitting.

[18:50:06] Mikoolo/rizon Not that he will be back.

[18:50:30] Mikoolo/rizon deadly, if ComputerTech is not back after exactly 30 minutes feel free to kick someone thats not active in the channel during that time period.

[18:50:42] Mikoolo/rizon Or was active.

[18:51:01] Mikoolo/rizon Or withing 30 minutes since he said about.

[18:51:11] Mikoolo/rizon We can add a 5 minute overtime to give him a fair chance.

[18:51:24] Mikoolo/rizon Ok 2 minutes then.

[18:53:44] Mikoolo/rizon deadly, you're doing it wrong.

[18:53:52] Mikoolo/rizon It hasn't even been 10 minutes yet.

[18:54:12] Mikoolo/rizon I think you need more beer so you can sense the passage of time.

[18:54:20] Mikoolo/rizon Or less.

[18:54:30] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah you need more beer.

[18:54:44] Mikoolo/rizon If you can't tell how long 30 minutes are.

[18:56:16] Mikoolo/rizon h4 wanna see deadly and his siblings when his mum took them to the grocery store?

[18:56:45] Mikoolo/rizon And their adopted sibling was also with them.

[18:56:46] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/Ikm4T3ov9Xg

[19:33:39] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/MF4dIqbcoQ0

[19:35:27] Mikoolo/rizon He would try 4 different "Download mroe HDD space." first.

[19:35:31] Mikoolo/rizon more

[19:35:32] Mikoolo/rizon *

[19:36:01] Mikoolo/rizon Damn that reminds me of a server website. Lets see if it's still a thing.

[19:37:01] Mikoolo/rizon Found it.

[19:37:16] Mikoolo/rizon MAGIC h4 this is ComputerTech's service for his rizon server https://nouptime.com/

[19:56:09] Mikoolo/rizon Probably because they are still working on it.

[19:57:31] Mikoolo/rizon They have also been hosting websites since 1969 h4.

[19:57:42] Mikoolo/rizon They sure got experience.

[19:59:20] Mikoolo/rizon My computer can go back as far as 1923.

[19:59:49] Mikoolo/rizon Until bedtime?

[19:59:54] Mikoolo/rizon Russia Launching nukes?

[20:00:04] Mikoolo/rizon Merkel returns as chancellor?

[20:09:00] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/0n3ETC9izYE

[20:09:31] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/0qVe4CDW0rI

[20:27:43] Mikoolo/rizon Don't unban him plz.

[20:28:08] Mikoolo/rizon I won't complain about h4 and his boyfriends having cybersex in germans if you keep him banned.

[20:28:14] Mikoolo/rizon german*

[20:30:45] Mikoolo/rizon Imma slep. Last unemployment meetin' in town tomorrow and sushi lunch with mum afterwards.

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